grrr contractor at work backed into my bike

[Whoosh]

didnt notice at first but did realise he was parked bloody close & I couldnt get out, wasnt until & done the haka at him & he moved his 4WD that & saw 2 bloody big scuffs on my forks that match his bumper exactly. Of course he's denied it & tried to make light of the whole deal, works offered to touch it up as we have our own painter but itll stand out like dogs balls (new paint on old bike) pisses me off when eventhough my bike isnt that tidy Im trying to tidy it up bit by bit & this kind of shit doesnt help. Any ideas for revenge?? Ive thought a dot punch on the windscreen may be a bit ott :2guns:

[wbks]

put a plank on either ends of his car when hes at work and ride over it doing a few burnouts. It should leave a few skuffs in the mark of a motorcycle tyre but you can deny it and make light of it. If he gets pissed, offer to touch it up for him.

[Tank]

Go have sex with his wife.

Leave a few scuff marks on her chin. When he complains, make like of it. If he gets pissed offer to touch up his daughter.

[JimO]

Go have sex with his wife.

Leave a few scuff marks on her chin. When he complains, make like of it. If he gets pissed offer to touch up his daughter.

that could work

[Whoosh]

Go have sex with his wife.

Leave a few scuff marks on her chin. When he complains, make like of it. If he gets pissed offer to touch up his daughter.

but he's on older dude & I dont want to have have to shake the dust off her before I put it in... on the right lines though :clap:

[JimO]

but he's on older dude & I dont want to have have to shake the dust off her before I put it in... on the right lines though :clap:

my old boss used to say...many a good tune played on a old fiddle

[R6_kid]

squirt brake fluid down his exhaust... when he fires the truck up it'll pour smoke out the back and he'll think his engine is fucked. Then he'll endure the cost of going to a mechanic to get it checked out.

[naphazoline]

ya don't have to shine the mantle when you stoke the fire

[boomer]

didnt notice at first but did realise he was parked bloody close & I couldnt get out, wasnt until & done the haka at him & he moved his 4WD that & saw 2 bloody big scuffs on my forks that match his bumper exactly. Of course he's denied it & tried to make light of the whole deal, works offered to touch it up as we have our own painter but itll stand out like dogs balls (new paint on old bike) pisses me off when eventhough my bike isnt that tidy Im trying to tidy it up bit by bit & this kind of shit doesnt help. Any ideas for revenge?? Ive thought a dot punch on the windscreen may be a bit ott :2guns:

isn't that what insurance claims are for..?!

fark.. why does every one need potty training?

[Fatt Max]

Go have sex with him....that will soften his cough...

Oops, have I got that wrong, sorry lads.

Geezers an arse anyway, give me his address and I'll go round his house nude or something....

[naphazoline]

isn't that what insurance claims are for..?!

fark.. why does every one need potty training?

why should someone put in a claim, for something that someone else is at fault?:rolleyes:

just curious.

[Bonez]

Park the bike in a place where its not going to get backed into next time....

[naphazoline]

Park the bike in a place where its not going to get backed into next time....

is there such a place in auckland????:lol:

[Bonez]

is there such a place in auckland????:lol:Under the Harbour Bridge.

[Tank]

Under the Harbour Bridge.

Then watch some jafa in a rayglass run right over top.

[Creeping Death]

Go have sex with his wife.

Leave a few scuff marks on her chin. When he complains, make like of it. If he gets pissed offer to touch up his daughter.

:2thumbsup:laugh: CLASSIC!:laugh::laugh::laugh:

[chester]

put milk in his air vents

[Whoosh]

put milk in his air vents
I do actually have 2 dozen eggs that have been sitting for about 18 months, might have a few less soon :shifty:

[shafty]

I HAVE used red food colouring in the washer reservoir before - the Guy thought his Laser was having a period, and he had to move quickly to get it off his white paint. Never had any probs with him after that

[boomer]

why should someone put in a claim, for something that someone else is at fault?:rolleyes:

just curious.

thats why you pay insurance companies exuberant prices, to a) follow up on your claim.. whether you liable or not. b) make the other person liable if you say they are c) make the 3rd party pay your excess d) get your bike up to scratch...

and all by making one fone call.. so you dont have any hassles and dont have to fook about looking for revenge and all that brings ( good in some cases.. i admit)


some prik tailended me the other week, should i not have put in a claim..??! should i have not reported it to the rozzas? You reckon he'll front up and a) pay me direct to b) tell his insurance co. to pay up.... HELLLO! !!!