Virgin school?

[Lilly2w]

This made me a bit sad, couldn't figure out how he'd managed to stay "pure" for so long, possiably by confusing potential lady friends by wearing TWO pairs of gruts?:eek5::eek5: hmm any takers on this beefcake?

[sinfull]

This made me a bit sad, couldn't figure out how he'd managed to stay "pure" for so long, possiably by confusing potential lady friends by wearing TWO pairs of gruts?:eek5::eek5: hmm any takers on this beefcake?
Ya must have drank too much ! Ya forgot the link !

[Lilly2w]

opps!http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jrbJOJbU4Ck&feature=related

[Brooke]

This made me a bit sad, couldn't figure out how he'd managed to stay "pure" for so long, possiably by confusing potential lady friends by wearing TWO pairs of gruts?:eek5::eek5: hmm any takers on this beefcake?

That's pretty sad, and I am pretty sure if this guy has a pulse that he will feel it if he is lucky enough to get anyone to "touch his private parts" :sick::sick::eek::sick::sick:

[Lilly2w]

yea, his "sex therapist" sorted him out by the end of the show, he seemed reasonably happy about it.:blink:

[piston broke]

thats just saaad.
why tf humiliate yourself on tv like that.
must be plenty of $ involved.
blerk

[Fatt Max]

The boy did brilliant.

My mate back in the UK didnt pop his brussels till he was 36 years old......and when he did it was with the rudest pole dancer in South London.

[jrandom]

pop his brussels

*files new entry in mental euphemism list*

[owner]

pop his brussels

:laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh:: laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh:

[naphazoline]

My mate back in the UK didnt pop his brussels till he was 36 years old.......


holy shit....poor bugger.

[Roki_nz]

holy shit....poor bugger.

Yeap and i thought having to wait untill 18 was bad enough

[Lilly2w]

Frankly i was surprised it took him so long, i mean he lives with his nan and has a paper round, whats not to love?:(

[sweetp]

It was in the paper today as well, the poor guy but at least he got professional help and everyone needs an older woman to teach them. But two pairs of undies? That is just sad.

[ital916]

That's pretty sad, and I am pretty sure if this guy has a pulse that he will feel it if he is lucky enough to get anyone to "touch his private parts" :sick::sick::eek::sick::sick:

I found the circumstances behind why he was a virgin so long a little more sad, he did say he has only ever been rejected and was bullied a fair bit, I also reckon he has a naturally shy personality, combine those and you have problems.

It takes balls to walk up to a random woman that has caught your eye and strike a conversation, knowing full well with todays mentality she will most likely blow you off or not even give you a chance.

I thought it was good on him for doing something about it and taking a course to boost his courage.

[Aero165]

:(

ten char

[Goblin]

she will most likely blow you off Only if you're lucky.;)

[jrandom]

It takes balls to walk up to a random woman that has caught your eye and strike a conversation

I've always thought that was a very odd way to get to know people.

If your life doesn't naturally allow you to get to know people of the appropriate sex, to the extent that you have to go awkwardly requesting sex from strangers, then something's a bit wrong.

[Coyote]

It takes balls to walk up to a random woman that has caught your eye and strike a conversation, knowing full well with todays mentality she will most likely blow you off or not even give you a chance.

For the first time, I asked a random chick for her number whilst on the bus as she was about to get off. Think I blindsided her so much that she couldn't say no.

Yuss! I finally have balls!

[Coyote]

Only if you're lucky.;)
When he said "with todays mentality", I thought that's what he was suggesting?

[MyGSXF]

I found the circumstances behind why he was a virgin so long a little more sad, he did say he has only ever been rejected and was bullied a fair bit, I also reckon he has a naturally shy personality, combine those and you have problems.

I thought it was good on him for doing something about it and taking a course to boost his courage.

Exactly! & don't forget the mind games that were played with him, by the girls teasing him too! The poor fella had a hell of a time growing up! It's no bloody wonder he was where he was! :(



hmm any takers on this beefcake?


That's pretty sad, and I am pretty sure if this guy has a pulse that he will feel it if he is lucky enough to get anyone to "touch his private parts" :sick::sick::eek::sick::sick:

Why do you have to be so judgmental & critical of someone who is a little different?? :confused: What is it that scares you about him.. to the point that you have to put him down publicly, in order to make yourself feel better? the issues you have are clearly yours & nothing to do with "him"! :mellow:

I give the fella full credit for having the balls & courage to go public with his journey.. if his story has helped but ONE other person to seek help, then he has done a brilliant service for his fellow man.. :first:which is more than I can say for some of the blowhards on here! :bash:

[Mr Skid]

For the first time, I asked a random chick for her number whilst on the bus as she was about to get off. Think I blindsided her so much that she couldn't say no.

Yuss! I finally have balls!
She was scared that if she didn't you'd follow her home.
Have you tried the number yet?
<img src="http://www.lolchair.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/loltoilet.jpg"/>

[Coyote]

She was scared that if she didn't you'd follow her home.
Have you tried the number yet?

You must be right.

I was texting her all of last night. She's a metaller, smokes, and wants to become a tattoo artist. The usual type of lady I get along with basically.

[jrandom]

For the first time, I asked a random chick for her number whilst on the bus as she was about to get off. Think I blindsided her so much that she couldn't say no.

The most beautiful epiphany in the world is the moment you realise that, generally speaking, they want it too.

Hit that shit like JFK would!

Edit: Hey, come to think of it, you seem to be more or less finally taking my advice (http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php?p=933489#post933489). I should start charging by the hour.

[Coyote]

The most beautiful epiphany in the world is the moment you realise that, generally speaking, they want it too.

Hit that shit like JFK would!
Exactly. Only took me a few months on prozac to start thinking logically rather than emotionally and to finally come to that revelation.

If this scenario turns to crap, at least now I know and can do it all over again with someone else.

[Mr Skid]

You must be right.

I was texting her all of last night. She's a metaller, smokes, and wants to become a tattoo artist. The usual type of lady I get along with basically.<img src="http://www.lolchair.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/orly.jpg"/>
I then concur with Mr Random.

[Coyote]

I then concur with Mr Random.
Thanks for your permission.

[Coyote]

Edit: Hey, come to think of it, you seem to be more or less finally taking my advice (http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php?p=933489#post933489). I should start charging by the hour.
Gosh. I've changed a bit.

I've learnt that most people don't take good advice. They generally do what they want and find out they should have listened to that person before. I'm no different. That's why I have a bucket racer now, not 4 years ago when I decided a sportsbike would be cooler since it's faster.

[bungbung]

That's why I have a bucket racer now, not 4 years ago when I decided a sportsbike would be cooler since it's faster.

Are you bringing it to Kaitoke tomorrow?

[Coyote]

Are you bringing it to Kaitoke tomorrow?.sdrawkcab gnipyt s'ti yhw wonk t'nod I .t'nsi retupmoc ym nevE .gniog era sekib ym fo enoN .gniog ton yltnerruc s'tI

[ukiwi]

Exactly! & don't forget the mind games that were played with him, by the girls teasing him too! The poor fella had a hell of a time growing up! It's no bloody wonder he was where he was! :(

Why do you have to be so judgmental & critical of someone who is a little different?? :confused: What is it that scares you about him.. to the point that you have to put him down publicly, in order to make yourself feel better? the issues you have are clearly yours & nothing to do with "him"! :mellow:

I give the fella full credit for having the balls & courage to go public with his journey.. if his story has helped but ONE other person to seek help, then he has done a brilliant service for his fellow man.. :first:which is more than I can say for some of the blowhards on here! :bash:

Couldnt agree more. How would you like it Lilly, if thats even your real name, if people ran you down just for having a hump on your back, not to mention being bald, 2.7 meters tall, sporting a full beard and having webbed feet.
You wouldnt like it would you eh, EH!
Now get in that kitchen and cook me some eggs woman

[wbks]

Wholy crap how old is that coyote dude...Reading those posts....sheeesh
Didn't the bike card work? I had one falling all over me just yesterday telling me how me riding a bike is so cool and asking me to take her for a ride...Yes...I will.

[Lilly2w]

Couldnt agree more. How would you like it Lilly, if thats even your real name, if people ran you down just for having a hump on your back, not to mention being bald, 2.7 meters tall, sporting a full beard and having webbed feet.
You wouldnt like it would you eh, EH!
Now get in that kitchen and cook me some eggs woman

But, But you said my hump turned you on! I even waxed it for you, have you any idea how painful that was?:crybaby:

[Fatt Max]

But, But you said my hump turned you on! I even waxed it for you, have you any idea how painful that was?:crybaby:

Ooohhh I say, sounds feckin' delightful

I'll bring the rasberry jelly, you pack the latex gloves and hamster

[Fatt Max]

Ahhh, this thread casts me back to my 'Playing In A Band' days in the UK over 30 years ago.

Met an Aussie chick after a gig, she was as rough as Jack Sparrows arse hair but I'm in a band so bak to her place it was.

Now, she was a real bit of class this one. Just as we were 'de-robing' she announced, in her strong Aussie accent...

Ah sheet mate, the reds are playing at home, you're gonna have to take me up the sheeter......

I laughed so much that she kicked me out

Had to share that with you, glad I married a Kiwi chick, at least their tatoos are spelt right!

[wbks]

Where the hell are you from? Every time i read your posts I laugh my ass off at some little one liner...
But seriously, thats a disgusting story

[Fatt Max]

Where the hell are you from? Every time i read your posts I laugh my ass off at some little one liner...
But seriously, thats a disgusting story

I know, it's really coarse, eh...

This was my introduction to Australians mate.

I'm orgionally from London, been in NZ for 10 years and loving it.

Dont blame me, blame the colonies.....

[wbks]

My experiences with ausies have taught me to stay away from them haha. My bro is living in London right now and from what he's telling me I'd say you'd be justified if you left for the cheaper living expenses!

[Fatt Max]

My experiences with ausies have taught me to stay away from them haha. My bro is living in London right now and from what he's telling me I'd say you'd be justified if you left for the cheaper living expenses!

LMAO, the memories come flooding back....:laugh:

[wbks]

Huh?........

[letard]

im in some serious need of schoolling, any angels keen? :msn-wink:

[SixPackBack]

Exactly! & don't forget the mind games that were played with him, by the girls teasing him too! The poor fella had a hell of a time growing up! It's no bloody wonder he was where he was! :(






Why do you have to be so judgmental & critical of someone who is a little different?? :confused: What is it that scares you about him.. to the point that you have to put him down publicly, in order to make yourself feel better? the issues you have are clearly yours & nothing to do with "him"! :mellow:

I give the fella full credit for having the balls & courage to go public with his journey.. if his story has helped but ONE other person to seek help, then he has done a brilliant service for his fellow man.. :first:which is more than I can say for some of the blowhards on here! :bash:

He chooses to be different-consciously chooses. And in doing so becomes a self proclaimed victim, we all have a road to travel-a cross to bare. His road is self generated.

Anyone with 80 IQ points or more could work out that befriending a female and getting your kit of are prerequisites to pleasures of the flesh. He needs a big dose of HTFU, and far from pity needs a slap around the chops and perhaps his testosterone levels checked.

The dude is pathetic.

[MyGSXF]

He chooses to be different-consciously chooses. And in doing so becomes a self proclaimed victim, we all have a road to travel-a cross to bare. His road is self generated.

Anyone with 80 IQ points or more could work out that befriending a female and getting your kit of are prerequisites to pleasures of the flesh. He needs a big dose of HTFU, and far from pity needs a slap around the chops and perhaps his testosterone levels checked.

The dude is pathetic.




You have obviously never been abused as a child & suffered from low self esteem or had self confidence issues then. :no: No one EVER played mind games or manipulated you in any way. You have never been isolated?? Gee, you must have had a wonderful life! lucky you! :yawn:

You can never "choose" to "be" a certain way after a lifetime of that sort of treatment.. you just "are" & yeah, outward appearances are pretty pathetic. Inwardly is a prison cell :mellow:

& yes, as you say :"He chooses to be different-consciously chooses".. he chose to seek support.. he chose to do the show, he chose to grow past his massive wounds!! & now he is different! :yes:

[jrandom]

... we all have a road to travel-a cross to bare. His road is self generated.

Amen.


You have obviously never been abused as a child & suffered from low self esteem or had self confidence issues then.

You can't possibly imagine that people can get past shit like that, can you?

Top tip: One way or another, it really is all in your head.

[MyGSXF]

You can't possibly imagine that people can get past shit like that, can you?

Yes, I can. Been there, done that! :msn-wink: One has the ability to completely re-create them selves, their thoughts & their behaviour, their lifestyle & circle of friends. If they choose to. After a life of abuse, I did.. & so did the fella on the show.

It takes courage & balls to travel your journey of healing & self discovery.. but everyone needs a little help along the way. :yes: We are not machines, we are human! We all need warmth, affection & love. It can be harder for some to find that however. :yes:

[MyGSXF]

He chooses to be different-consciously chooses. And in doing so becomes a self proclaimed victim, we all have a road to travel-a cross to bare. His road is self generated.


Amen.
Top tip: One way or another, it really is all in your head.

gee.. the ignorance & the denial.. it must be blissful in your perfect worlds. :wacko:

[wbks]

I didn't see the show. So what happened? He get a hooker or something?

[jrandom]

gee.. the ignorance & the denial.. it must be blissful in your perfect worlds. :wacko:

There's acknowledgement of issues, and then there's just being a limpdick.

I think the primary thing here is that we're talking about a male. Men's minds don't generally work like women's, and when you see one that does, it's a sorry sight to behold.

[MyGSXF]

There's acknowledgement of issues, and then there's just being a limpdick.

I think the primary thing here is that we're talking about a male. Men's minds don't generally work like women's, and when you see one that does, it's a sorry sight to behold.

The devastating impacts of childhood abuse & bullying, knows no gender barrier. :no:

I'm off trail riding with my son. brother & nephew now. :banana:

Have a great day!!! :sunny:

[ukiwi]

Who mentioned anything about his abuse, rejection or low self esteem. We just wanted to know why the fuck he wears 2 pairs of undies.
The simple fact is if you put youreself out there in the public eye, as he CHOSE to, you will be in for some shit. It might be wrong but its gonna happen. So the lesson is if youre going to be a soft, limp wristed, double undies wearing, paper delivering, grandma living twat, keep it to yourself and stay the fuck off the TV.

[SixPackBack]

Top tip: One way or another, it really is all in your head.

Correct. Limp dick makes a conscious decision to be a sniveling wreck of-a-man


gee.. the ignorance & the denial.. it must be blissful in your perfect worlds. :wacko:

Not sure about Dan but my world has been fooken hard at times, fortunately every time some fooker knocks me to the ground I pick myself up and harden my resolve-humans do that thing everyday. When the brother-in-law dies from P, when friends are stabbed to death, when coming down from 15 years of drug addiction etc et fookincetera.

Harder to be a victim than a survivor. Limp dick wants to be known as a victim. His choice!

[MyGSXF]

Limp dick makes a conscious decision to be a sniveling wreck of-a-man

When the brother-in-law dies from P, when friends are stabbed to death, when coming down from 15 years of drug addiction etc et fookincetera.

Harder to be a victim than a survivor. Limp dick wants to be known as a victim. His choice!

I am sorry to hear of your losses.. however from you have written, they are all victims.. of their own conscious choices/behaviour.. to become involved in those types of scenes to begin with. :(

This guy has courage & balls to share his growth & journey OUT of victim hood, & into a decent man, with a chance!

Your negative judgments are your issues, not his. :confused:

& it seems he's not a limpdick.. coz he ain't no virgin no more!! ;)

[wbks]

Stupid people getting themselves stabbed. STOP GETTING STABBED DAMNIT! "their own conscious choices/behaviour.. to become involved in those types of scenes"-"when friends are stabbed to death" Do I want do know what you think about chicks who get raped while wearing suggestive clothing?:laugh:

[Beemer]

thats just saaad.
why tf humiliate yourself on tv like that.
must be plenty of $ involved.
blerk

That's what we thought - but could the money compensate for the humiliation? If he got bullied at school (I think I read that somewhere in a review), just think what's going to happen now!

[SixPackBack]

I am sorry to hear of your losses.. however from you have written, they are all victims.. of their own conscious choices/behaviour.. to become involved in those types of scenes to begin with. :(

This guy has courage & balls to share his growth & journey OUT of victim hood, & into a decent man, with a chance!

Your negative judgments are your issues, not his. :confused:

& it seems he's not a limpdick.. coz he ain't no virgin no more!! ;)

My last reply to you:

Regardless of stimuli I CHOSE NOT to become a victim, or let any aspect of my life spin out of control. Only I can do that, no one can make me do otherwise. It is my fault if I do and my fault alone.

In regards to the perceived negative comments: You chose to be taken in by the made for TV docudrama. I did not. Scoring a root is exceptionally easy, statistically virtually every second person is of the opposite sex-most are hard wired to be gagging for it, thinking about it a great deal and expand considerable energy finding a partner. He chose not to find a partner and the good folk's in TV land counted on responses like yours-the victim mentality.

Still think I'm a heartless bastard??......read " Your erroneous zones". One of the top selling books of all time [over 35 million copies]-essentially psychology 101 for the layman. This will explain 'the victim mentality' and the consequence of personal choice.

Don't thank me

[Biggles08]

I'm a virgin and need to be laid....:-(

[portokiwi]

Wasnt that the doco that was on TV last week?

[scorpious]

brave chap for going on tv like that. Wouldn't see me doing that if My life depended on it

[nodrog]

I'm a virgin and need to be laid....:-(

dont towballs count? :buggerd: