PDA

View Full Version : How would carver doing racing?



carver
14th November 2008, 18:13
how would i do on a racetrack?
its say in motard on a CRF450R?
your thoughts squids....

JimO
14th November 2008, 18:23
do you have some sort of attention seeking disorder

quallman1234
14th November 2008, 18:28
Midpack, if he's lucky.

Kickaha
14th November 2008, 18:29
If you ride as good as you talk shit, you'd beat Rossi

More than likely though you''ll be fucking rubbish

carver
14th November 2008, 18:36
do you have some sort of attention seeking disorder

im a sex addict, its my cross to bear


If you ride as good as you talk shit, you'd beat Rossi

More than likely though you''ll be fucking rubbish

haha...
like almost last....
just beating you?

jrandom
14th November 2008, 18:40
how would i do on a racetrack?
its say in motard on a CRF450R?

Who knows? Try it and find out.

carver
14th November 2008, 18:41
Who knows? Try it and find out.

good thinking!
so far, its been good!

wbks
14th November 2008, 18:42
You've been racing? You should do the Paeroa race this jan. Would be sick

carver
14th November 2008, 18:45
You've been racing? You should do the Paeroa race this jan. Would be sick

i tend to be Mr blackflagged.....
i get bored going round and ROUND

wbks
14th November 2008, 18:48
so pop a wheelie into a haybail than!:whistle:

CookMySock
14th November 2008, 18:51
Well you would have the crowd in fits of laughter at least. If you were lucky, the other racers would forget it was a race and just watch the antics, and then you just keep quietly getting those laps under your belt, until.. you beat them!!!

Nar, I think it would make you too serious. Don't go there.

DB

carver
14th November 2008, 18:53
Well you would have the crowd in fits of laughter at least. If you were lucky, the other racers would forget it was a race and just watch the antics, and then you just keep quietly getting those laps under your belt, until.. you beat them!!!

Nar, I think it would make you too serious. Don't go there.

DB

thats a very interesting reply, thanks!

doc
14th November 2008, 19:07
mmmmm How about "Brollie Dollie" for Choppa ? .....you can't always start at the top ya know....... :Punk:

FJRider
14th November 2008, 19:13
mmmmm How about "Brollie Dollie" for Choppa ? .....you can't always start at the top ya know....... :Punk:

Choppa might prefer a fast WOMAN as a "brollie dollie"....

tri boy
14th November 2008, 19:22
Didn't Quasi ride around the outside of you on a bike with about 30hp less?

FROSTY
14th November 2008, 19:26
DONT taqlk about it--do it

Shaun
14th November 2008, 19:37
how would i do on a racetrack?
its say in motard on a CRF450R?
your thoughts squids....



I think you would Just be another want a be racer using a Chook chaser! Get the Moto X track if you want to ride those bikes

Katman
14th November 2008, 19:43
You would seriously kick arse as a London motorcycle courier.

Hey, I'll even mentor you.

:msn-wink:

tri boy
14th November 2008, 19:55
Ppffft London m/cycle couriers:tugger:
Try getting through old delhi on the eve of a Hindu celebration weekend.
You havn't lived till 1/2million Indians try to out brake/corner/pass you.

Katman
14th November 2008, 19:57
Ppffft London m/cycle couriers:tugger:
Try getting through old delhi on the eve of a Hindu celebration weekend.
You havn't lived till 1/2million Indians try to out brake/corner/pass you.

And how many years did you survive that for?

:tugger:

Oh, let me guess. You were there for a weekend - and not even on a motorcycle?

tri boy
14th November 2008, 20:01
3mths actually. But hay, Katana riders are always superior arn't they.
Did courier work when you were probably sniffing ya sisters training bra.
Oh, and when you cross Himalyma, (yes thats how it is should be written) on a m/cycle, then maybe i'll give a fuck about your views.
Nice Kat by the way, my 81 1100 was quick down Ravenswood drag strip.

Katman
14th November 2008, 20:03
Did courier work when you were probably sniffing ya sisters training bra.

You are so full of shit.

(Driving around in a Commer van doesn't count).

SARGE
14th November 2008, 20:03
how would i do on a racetrack?
its say in motard on a CRF450R?
your thoughts squids....

:whocares:

Katman
14th November 2008, 20:10
I guarantee if carver survived four years full time couriering in London he would come back ten times the rider any of you are.

(And he'd become a completely different person in the process).

puddytat
14th November 2008, 20:11
There's only one way to find out aint there....dont be surprised to have to eat a little humble pie though

Katman
14th November 2008, 20:16
There's only one way to find out aint there....dont be surprised to have to eat a little humble pie though

I'm confident in my belief.

tri boy
14th November 2008, 20:17
You are so full of shit.


Likewise shitdick:devil2:

Katman
14th November 2008, 20:19
Oh, and when you cross Himalyma, (yes thats how it is should be written) on a m/cycle, then maybe i'll give a fuck about your views.


Oh yeah, those yaks can be real killers.

:tugger:

tri boy
14th November 2008, 20:23
800kg of hairy alpine beast charging at you outside Leh. You'd piss ya pants kitty litter. (coats are nice though. $150 US in 96)

Katman
14th November 2008, 20:29
800kg of hairy alpine beast charging at you outside Leh. You'd piss ya pants kitty litter.

So why did you marry her?

tri boy
14th November 2008, 20:32
So why did you marry her?
Coz she was better looking than ya missus

t3mp0r4ry nzr
14th November 2008, 21:57
why is this shit in the racing forum?!

Katman
14th November 2008, 22:08
why is this shit in the racing forum?!

Cos who says you're that fucking good at racing?

lostinflyz
14th November 2008, 22:13
can we just settle this by an all in broad sword fight???:beer:

Usarka
14th November 2008, 22:18
How would carver do racing?

Usarka thinks people who use talk about themselves in the third person need to stop masturbating so much.


Man i'm tired, off to bed.....

CHOPPA
14th November 2008, 22:19
mmmmm How about "Brollie Dollie" for Choppa ? .....you can't always start at the top ya know....... :Punk:

Not sure what this is implying....?

CHOPPA
14th November 2008, 22:22
In all seriousness! I reckon carver should do the cliffhanger hillclimb event, its a real road with like 20 corners or something and its not a circuit, theres cliffs, trees bridges etc sounds like his sorta track!!!

hospitalfood
14th November 2008, 22:35
carver............you are good at making yourself famous.
dont know how you would do on the track ? but im up for a drinking race coz there is never really a loser, just 2 drunks at the end, which is fun once in a while.

DMNTD
14th November 2008, 22:37
Don't know re choice of bikes, but I do reckon that you'd do fairly well...for a Mormon

t3mp0r4ry nzr
15th November 2008, 08:15
Cos who says you're that fucking good at racing?

my mum!
relax

carver
15th November 2008, 13:39
Didn't Quasi ride around the outside of you on a bike with about 30hp less?

thats sidewinder, without tire warmers, on lap one


can we just settle this by an all in broad sword fight???:beer:

i got a 9 inch sword!
il fight ya with it, you got to slip one in to win!


In all seriousness! I reckon carver should do the cliffhanger hillclimb event, its a real road with like 20 corners or something and its not a circuit, theres cliffs, trees bridges etc sounds like his sorta track!!!

sweet, whats the ideal machine for it?

sinfull
15th November 2008, 13:47
thats sidewinder, without tire warmers, on lap one



i got a 9 inch sword!
il fight ya with it, you got to slip one in to win!



sweet, whats the ideal machine for it?

Ask the title holder !

carver
15th November 2008, 14:00
Ask the title holder !

you up for a sword fight?
no viagra...thats cheating!

wbks
15th November 2008, 14:03
dont be tryin nonathat shit weekend after next:shit:

carver
15th November 2008, 14:12
dont be tryin nonathat shit weekend after next:shit:

you dont have to son.,...

but one day...

sinfull
15th November 2008, 14:41
you up for a sword fight?
no viagra...thats cheating!
Awww fuck that aint fair !!! I've become addicted to that shit ! Have to take a half a one just to take a piss, i'm that fat now !

wbks
15th November 2008, 14:49
double post/delete

wbks
15th November 2008, 14:50
"
you dont have to son.,...

but one day...
______________"
I'll make sure these teknics have arse guards, then!:crazy:

carver
15th November 2008, 14:52
Awww fuck that aint fair !!! I've become addicted to that shit ! Have to take a half a one just to take a piss, i'm that fat now !

haha....
i saw the "on air wanking" thing on EML (eating media lunch) last night, twas good!
viagra and extacy as lines...
snort a few...your good to go!

CHOPPA
15th November 2008, 18:10
thats sidewinder, without tire warmers, on lap one



i got a 9 inch sword!
il fight ya with it, you got to slip one in to win!



sweet, whats the ideal machine for it?

Your gixer thou would be the ticket if ya still had it, motard would be a bit slow but still lots of fun!

Are you looking at the one in boyds...?

carver
15th November 2008, 18:14
Your gixer thou would be the ticket if ya still had it, motard would be a bit slow but still lots of fun!

Are you looking at the one in boyds...?

yeah, thats the motard!
still got the gixxer though..
rode a 05 ten R today dude, loved it..
steering damper fitted though