Caption competition!

[cave weta]

yes here it is the great World Famous In NZ caption competition!

I took this photo today at the Paeroa Charity Trailride.

The Grand prize is a bottle of L&P - the fancy one that you can only buy in paeroa!

Rules are simple:

I entry each
entries close next sunday 8.00pm
No corespondance will be entered into ( yeah right!) this should be funny:rolleyes:
judges decision is final.


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[piston broke]

get fu..ed he gave it to me:angry:
edit
if i want shit from you i'll squease your head

[Oakie]

"So I stuck two fingers up his arse to take his pulse and when I pulled 'em out, blow me down if he didn't pass the biggest turd I've ever seen outside a zoo. Anyway, the turd is in the bag so take to base, take a photo and put it on You Tube. Caption it, 'Proof politicians are full of shit" "

[Trumpess]

look ... im telling ya ... he will thank us for making him go commando! By the time we get there they will stink to high heaven and be totally usless! Good greif man .... just think of the long flight back in a confined space!

[MyGSXF]

Maaate.. I'm tellin yee.. tis a pound of the best foookin weed ye'll ever get yer mitts on.. it'll blow yer fookin brains out.. !! :doobey:

[hayd3n]

he had this dildo stuck up his a##

[Madness]

The force of landing the jump caused his bollocks to shoot out of his mouth.

"Here's hoping the boys at Waikato can poke 'em back down!."

[JimO]

so you saying you set it on fire and press the door bell THEN run away

[DarkLord]

How could you possibly mess that up, Bob? I asked for TWO big macs! TWO!

[Swoop]

"The stupid coont was on a suzuki and this is the only good bit remaining! Fly it straight to the manufacturer, as they want to know why it didn't break and how they can make sure the next model doesn't last so well."

[Nagash]

Centre pilot to pilot on right: That's right, 2 fingers, just wriggle it round abit. Don't worry about going deeper.

Ambulance official: Just wait till we get back to the chopper to see what else we have to play with.

Pilot on right: You're sure.. this will get in me in the club..?

[TOTO]

Ambulance guy: Here's Pamela's fake boobs.

Helicopter pilot: Man I cant wait to give them a good squeese

[laserracer]

Ok you dirty rats,,, this is a stick up ..hand over the money....(i wish i hadnt parked the getaway car so far away):Oops:

[laserracer]

yep use 2 fingers but first put the paper bag over her head ( shes as ugly as sin ):shit::gob:

[nudemetalz]

It's my lunch !!!!,...no it's MY lunch !!!!,...NOOOOO it's MYY Lunch !!!!!!!

[MSTRS]

Now, listen up, this is real important. There are 2 donuts in here. They are for the SCU officer. Make sure he gets them both.

[MisterD]

Tell Winston "Here's his $100k, but it's the friggin Westpac helicopter and he can't have it!"

[HTFU]

"Bring 3 mates- YOUR ride is FREE!!!. That's you two and the guy in this bag"

[Krayy]

Yes it was a great jump, but he didn't stick the landing. His balls are in this sack...I hope the surgeon can sew them back on.

[JeremyW]

"Im sure somewhere in this bag there is a better looking nose than mine I can use"

[MyGSXF]

Here's Josh's foot.. we'll tell him we couldn't find it.. I'll stick it on e-bay & split ya three ways :shifty:

[OutForADuck]

"Right, if we're fast they might still have time re-attach them to poor old Mr Bobbit"

[warewolf]

Mate, ya don't want this lunch, my wife's cooking'll make anyone puke!

[Rockbuddy]

ok fellas here's the head, has to go in the chopper with the patient, make sure those incompetants at the hospital sew it on the right way.

[Kornholio]

"We found this bit with a helmet on it..."