Ducati cunts

[limbimtimwim]

So today, riding through an un-disclosed location on my cheap and cheerful (Comparatively) bike on my way to Wellington, I leave a small town.

Just after the 100KM/h signs a Ducati 1098 looking thing with a white front comes the other way.

I have an excellent ride over the next 50 odd KM and when the road straightens out I decide to stop and remove a layer from under my jacket. So while pulling over I spot the 1098 thing in my mirrors (He caught up!?! Cunt.) and he passes me and also comes to a stop. It's got the funny white front because it is a 1098R. As in ARRRrrrrrrr like pirate. As in should be called a '1198'. As in there are fuck all. Like 550 or something. It said so on the triple clamp. As in Ohlins, Termingoni, traction control, some extra CCs and carbon fibre everything.

Now since I am still some distance from home this Ducati cunt offers to show me the a better way home via some local backroads. So away we go and I get to enjoy some bumpy but interesting roads on the way to in the vague direction of Wellington.

At some point near the end of this journey Ducati cunt pulls over, gets off and points at the 1098R. Ducati cunt is telling me to take it for a spin.

I have to report that the Ducati 1098R is a fucking excellent motorcycle and that guy is a fucking good (Ducati) cunt.

[Slyer]

You know he just wanted some sweet V4 power.

[RantyDave]

At some point near the end of this journey Ducati cunt pulls over, gets off and points at the 1098R.
Bastard.

Dave

[Forest]

At some point near the end of this journey Ducati cunt pulls over, gets off and points at the 1098R. Ducati cunt is telling me to take it for a spin.

I have to report that the Ducati 1098R is a fucking excellent motorcycle and that guy is a fucking good (Ducati) cunt.

That was a bad move on your part.

Taking a free ride on a 1098R is like getting a free upgrade from economy to first class. You'll spend the rest of your life knowing what you haven't got.

[Gremlin]

You'll spend the rest of your life knowing what you haven't got.
maybe he was a salesman :blip:

[YellowDog]

Sounds like you were pretty well anaethetised - I'd count your kidneys before doing anything else.

[shafty]

What a blooooooooody cheek he's got

[Dooly]

All us Duc owners are cunts.:lol:

You should of rode off never to return!

[riffer]

Yeah. Shouldn't be allowed.

Bastard.

[CookMySock]

He just wanted to get you alone and do somehting filthy with you. Looks like he did too!

Steve

[Freakshow]

Bastard.

Dave

Dito!!!

However with out photos we don't believe you!

[Devil]

He wanted the Mangina.

[slimjim]

The Cunt..............................Hope ya's still kepted it after taken it for a blat...

[Pex Adams]

Have you shaved that shit off your face yet?

[raftn]

Pics.......or it never happened!

[Kendog]

Where can I meet this cunt, I want to punish him with a ride of my bike.

[Coyote]

Don't know why everyone is being so cruel. Sounds like a bloody good bloke to me.

[nudemetalz]

If that's what Ducati rider's are,...what does that make us Guzzi riders ?
Actually, don't answer that !!!

[inlinefour]

Don't know why everyone is being so cruel. Sounds like a bloody good bloke to me.

They are just pissy that they didnt get that ride themselves. That Ducati rider sounds like an utter good bastard to me. Its funny but I can see the same thing happening the other way. Blokes and blokettes sitting on their Ducatis together saying "watch out, here come those kiwibiker cunts"!!

Limbimmmmmmmbaabaaa, you manage to clean out the undies so they could be used again or was it a throw away job?

[ynot slow]

And you returned the bike.WHY????Lucky bastard.

[limbimtimwim]

And you returned the bike.WHY????Lucky bastard.The fuel light was on, so I couldn't have got too far.

[Coyote]

They are just pissy that they didnt get that ride themselves. That Ducati rider sounds like an utter good bastard to me. Its funny but I can see the same thing happening the other way. Blokes and blokettes sitting on their Ducatis together saying "watch out, here come those kiwibiker cunts"!!

I knew someone would take me seriously. You just can't be sarcastic without using similies :rolleyes:

It's not just Ducati riders that say that...

[Fatjim]

Have you shaved that shit off your face yet?

You mean, "do you still look like a cunt"?

I used to be a good cunt. Now the goods all gone.

[inlinefour]

I knew someone would take me seriously. You just can't be sarcastic without using similies :rolleyes:

It's not just Ducati riders that say that...

I was being sarcastic also to tell you the truth and I know that KBer has a bad name with some riders out there. :yawn:

[Ducky848]

All us Duc owners are cunts.:lol:

You should of rode off never to return!


Exactly. Being a cunt is quite well covered in Ducati superbike manuals. The 1098R even comes with a personal 'how to be a cunt' trainer.

"here have a ride on my $65,000 bike"... mint.

[inlinefour]

You mean, "do you still look like a cunt"?

I used to be a good cunt. Now the goods all gone.

I guess you have been called a cunt that many times that once the hair started to grow you ended up looking like one too? Dont worry Fatjim, most cunts a good...:whistle:

[Coyote]

I was being sarcastic also to tell you the truth and I know that KBer has a bad name with some riders out there. :yawn:
Ahh, blessed irony.

[Evo1132]

I have to report that the Ducati 1098R is a fucking excellent motorcycle and that guy is a fucking good (Ducati) cunt.

There arent many compliments as good as being considered a good cunt, excellent

[koba]

Because all the kids are doing it these days:

Cunt.

[HungusMaximist]

Man that's quite a fancy story you got there.

Did you offer him a bit of 'bum' ?

[DMNTD]

LOL...I offered a certain local KBer a bike swap...my 1098S for his Buell.
He turned the offer down...what a cunt! :sunny:

[Forest]

At some point near the end of this journey Ducati cunt pulls over, gets off and points at the 1098R. Ducati cunt is telling me to take it for a spin.


That happened to me once.

Then my alarm clock started ringing and I woke up. :angry2:

[raftn]

My mate lets me ride his 1098 sometimes, all i end up doing is plodding along at 50 kms cause i dont want to ding it, and cause he bigger than me, and if i dropeed i think he would be .....ummm.......well....lets just say i think he would be a cunt!

[nico]

The fuel light was on, so I couldn't have got too far.

you seem to have a thing for bikes with the fuel light on or no fuel at all dosnt allways work for ya does it or should i:shutup: