My wife thinks I'm gay...

[Fatt Max]

Yes indeed my old trout and toolboxes,

The missus thinks i'm a right old rear gunner and no mistake.

I cannot think why she would suspect this so I have put up my most recent "YOU'RE A F*****G PILLOW BITER MATE" behavioural traits on this poll and I hope you can help me.

Please help me gang, she wont make me scrambled eggs anymore and has hidden all my Megadeath albums............:bye:

[pete376403]

tell her you're wavering between gay and straight, and the services of some young crumpet will be needed to get you back onto the straight path.

[jrandom]

Megadeath

Must've been hidden for a while if you've forgotten how to spell the band name.

[R6_kid]

I think its because you ride a VL250... but i voted for the movember option.

[Fatt Max]

Must've been hidden for a while if you've forgotten how to spell the band name.

Well spotted...

I like you, do you roller blade?

[CM2005]

well i voted LA galaxy, cause beckhams gay.

[1 Free Man]

I think its because you ride a VL250... but i voted for the movember option.
Don't like the inference that VL riders are FAGS.:argh:
Honda rider's yes for sure.
But not the zuki's.

That'll get em going. Ha Ha Ha wait for the shitstorm!!

[007XX]

I like you, do you roller blade?

That and more, but he's rather shy...:D

I voted for the "chocolate starfish every Saturday". There should only be so many hints before a girl should come to the inevitable conclusion that her so called male is a Poop Chute Lover :sick:

[98tls]

Give her the "donkey punch " mate,that will reaffirm your manliness:wacko:May end your sex life but at least it will end on a high.

[puddytat]

Yup....Youre definitely GAY.

[icekiwi]

Sounds like you've been shafted pal.....or not....:laugh:

[Usarka]

Nothing wrong riding the old donkey through the swinging saloon doors wearing the rusty sheriffs badge.

[98tls]

If all else fails "Cleveland steamer".:bye:

[Madness]

Tell your wife I think you're gay too.

[pritch]

Well spotted...

I like you, do you roller blade?

:clap: Gotta share the love...

[nudemetalz]

If all else fails "Cleveland steamer".:bye:

Sheez I had to wiki THAT 'cause I must be too innocent...now THAT is one crappy sex move !! :buggerd:

[slimjim]

[QUOTE=1 Free Man;1814050]Don't like the inference that VL riders are FAGS.:argh:


...:sweatdrop...bugger...des spell's that thought...

[vifferman]

Why is the poll single choice only?

[portokiwi]

She has had enough of the 'old fella up the chocolate starfish' game on a Saturday
S#it I hope you dont do the wild thing with pies mate that would put you over the edge.

[Monamie]

Roller blading is soooo not gay....I have the bruises to prove it!!! (at least Inline Hockey isn't:Punk:)
As for the `chocolate starfish'.....:sick:

[GaZBur]

Perhaps she has seen your avatar and wonders about the fascination with men's bottoms?

What exactly is the purpose of the cone up there anyway - perhaps a stretching exercise???

[Lilly2w]

could be the story you posted recently about " the last turkey in the shop" did you really head straight back to the bar?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xF59nPVCUsw

[Fatt Max]

could be the story you posted recently about " the last turkey in the shop" did you really head straight back to the bar?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xF59nPVCUsw

Er...ah...erm...yes actually I did. Got the fright of my life and no mistake. Blimey Lil, nearly tripped me up there.

Now, where is my Liberace album?

[Mikkel]

Don't like the inference that VL riders are FAGS.:argh:
Honda rider's yes for sure.
But not the zuki's.

FFS just look at the name... Intruder :eek5:

[fire eyes]

of course, this thread has nothing to do with pies eh Max :eek5:

[Fatt Max]

of course, this thread has nothing to do with pies eh Max :eek5:

Be not mistaken my dear, EVERYTHING has everything to do with pies

[Blossom]

FFS just look at the name... Intruder :eek5:

AHAH!!! That explains it totally. I wondered why I was so attracted to my bike.