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Bob
7th September 2006, 22:15
Bikers are more likely to have problems in the bed department, according to new research by a Japanese team.

Studies already claim that cyclists face an increased risk of impotence – and the team of doctors in Osaka now claim that motorbike riders are “likely to share the same problem”. The doctors claim it is because pressure and vibration from the saddle reduces the blood supply to their genitals.

Of the bikers tested, 69 per cent of riders had erectile dysfunction compared with 35per cent in the control group. The older the biker, the worse the problem, with more than nine out of 10 over-50s showing signs of impotence.

StoneChucker
7th September 2006, 22:18
hahaha - eat it suckers, my arm doesn't work and I don't have a bike, but at least I won't be impotent like you wankers (or not wankers as the case may be) :lol: [pt]

Skyryder
7th September 2006, 22:19
Bikers are more likely to have problems in the bed department, according to new research by a Japanese team.

Studies already claim that cyclists face an increased risk of impotence – and the team of doctors in Osaka now claim that motorbike riders are “likely to share the same problem”. The doctors claim it is because pressure and vibration from the saddle reduces the blood supply to their genitals.

Of the bikers tested, 69 per cent of riders had erectile dysfunction compared with 35per cent in the control group. The older the biker, the worse the problem, with more than nine out of 10 over-50s showing signs of impotence.

Any news on the chicks?? Might be worth knowing for the younger members at rallies.:love:

Skyryder

toymachine
7th September 2006, 22:50
:shutup: Hmm

LilSel
7th September 2006, 22:53
Oh bugger... Thats gotta suck...:yes:

:violin:

Wonder if they came up with any preventative measures??

Waylander
7th September 2006, 22:55
Of the bikers tested, 69 per cent of riders had erectile dysfunction
Bet they rode harleys.
























Or GSXRs:dodge:

Bob
7th September 2006, 23:11
By the way, did anyone notice the unintentional irony of the numbers affected?

Sixty-Nine per cent!

Lou Girardin
8th September 2006, 08:22
I'm glad I'm the ONE, tough for the other nine.

kickingzebra
8th September 2006, 08:48
they say theres a reason girls like horse riding, that might have less to do with the cute animals, and more to do with the saddles...

Ain't nothing beats that V twin rumble!

Croft
8th September 2006, 08:56
ooooh.... NOT good news!!! You poor buggers!

WRT
8th September 2006, 08:58
they say theres a reason girls like horse riding, that might have less to do with the cute animals, and more to do with the saddles...

Ain't nothing beats that V twin rumble!

Actually, try them on a 2 stroke MX bike. I own a RSV-R and a CR250, and I know which one the missus gets more of a, err, "pleasurable ride" out of. Works a treat actually . . . for when I want a "pleasurable ride" of my own ;)

McJim
8th September 2006, 09:07
I can concur - I was a racing cyclist and mountainbiker for a couple of decades before I got a motorbike and I can tell you it's bad. I can barely manage 7 or 8 times a day now.:violin:

kickingzebra
8th September 2006, 09:07
Actually, try them on a 2 stroke MX bike. I own a RSV-R and a CR250, and I know which one the missus gets more of a, err, "pleasurable ride" out of. Works a treat actually . . . for when I want a "pleasurable ride" of my own ;)

Yeah, NSR used to have that effect too now that I think about it...


ooooh.... NOT good news!!! You poor buggers!

All the more reason to practice those stand up wheelies ;)

Yes officer, I have a doctors certificate allowing me to do standups to avoid killing off my oh so valuable sperm!!

Blackbird
8th September 2006, 10:24
Bob doesn't present the details of the study but I think you'll find that the sexual dysfunction is confined to GSX-R riders. Willy-waving is common among this sector and in fact, one of them actually called his bike a penis extension in a post this week so I rest my case.

Trolling, moi?

sunhuntin
8th September 2006, 11:49
hmmm, my old man had this problem. he was in the over-50s and had been on bikes since his teens.



but....it was nothing a good ol suck couldnt fix!!!

stunz
8th September 2006, 11:52
nothing wrong with my impotence. Its in great shape!

Korea
8th September 2006, 13:51
I seem to have the reverse problem...

toymachine
8th September 2006, 16:54
I seem to have the reverse problem...

The vibrations give you a constant hardon?

Must be uncomfortable walking in to pay for gas..

Waylander
8th September 2006, 17:27
hmmm, my old man had this problem. he was in the over-50s and had been on bikes since his teens.



but....it was nothing a good ol suck couldnt fix!!!

I am very worried as to why and how you know that....

But for god's sake don't tell us.

SPman
8th September 2006, 17:28
Oh bugger... Thats gotta suck...:yes:

:violin:


Oh yes ??????????

LilSel
8th September 2006, 18:19
Oh yes ??????????

LOL!!!!!

:gob: wasnt implying that :p

sunhuntin
8th September 2006, 20:08
I am very worried as to why and how you know that....

But for god's sake don't tell us.

old man = partner in canadian terms. not father...dear god! :gob:

toymachine
8th September 2006, 20:18
old man = partner in canadian terms. not father...dear god! :gob:

Bahaha :P I was wondering...

Hillbilly
11th September 2006, 02:14
Nah! They were all Japs!! The bikes have nothing to do with it! It's been absolutely proven beyond any doubt that all that Soy Sauce and Tofu causes impotence. The reason - Soyabeans are loaded with chemicals called phytoestrogens! Drop the "phyto" and you see why I don't eat Tofu, Tempeh, or anything that's got Soya in it! ;)

Manxman
23rd November 2008, 06:40
http://www.smh.com.au/news/national/motorbike-riders-risk-impotence-say-doctors/2008/11/22/1226770800804.html

:eek5:

Frippen heck

tri boy
23rd November 2008, 06:44
Theory has been about for eon's as do cyclists.
There seems to be alot of intellectual impotence here, so there must be something to it.

mrchips
23rd November 2008, 06:58
I wonder who funded this ..... study ?

A General Motors add would have been more appropriate rather than the Honda Cage one ticking away beside the write up !

What a bunch of soft cocks. :laugh:

FJRider
23rd November 2008, 07:08
Motorcyclists have a bigger risk of death....

And this subject has been disscussed on site before...

1 Free Man
23rd November 2008, 07:18
I feel the need for a poll here.
"WHO HAS TROUBLE GETTING IT UP AFTER A LONG RIDE ON THEIR BIKE."
YES
NO
CAN GET IT UP BUT CAN'T REMEMBER WHAT TO DO WITH IT

FJRider
23rd November 2008, 07:29
I feel the need for a poll here.
"WHO HAS TROUBLE GETTING IT UP AFTER A LONG RIDE ON THEIR BIKE."
YES
NO
CAN GET IT UP BUT CAN'T REMEMBER WHAT TO DO WITH IT

Depends what is considered a long ride... there are some that can't remember what to do with it, BEFORE the ride...

Some may have come... before they went...

sinfull
23rd November 2008, 08:00
I feel the need for a poll here.
"WHO HAS TROUBLE GETTING IT UP AFTER A LONG RIDE ON THEIR BIKE."
YES
NO
CAN GET IT UP BUT CAN'T REMEMBER WHAT TO DO WITH IT
i cant be bothered with sex after a ride cause i've just got "off" !

BigG
23rd November 2008, 08:26
Riding your bike is better than Sex anyway so why bother getting one up.:sleep:

inlinefour
23rd November 2008, 08:32
http://www.smh.com.au/news/national/motorbike-riders-risk-impotence-say-doctors/2008/11/22/1226770800804.html

:eek5:

Frippen heck

What a load of bollocks. Ive been riding since I was 8 and had no trouble getting one past the goalie. Its probably done to try to put ppl off riding due to the amount of injured riders that go thru the healthcare system.

cs363
23rd November 2008, 09:11
Theory has been about for eon's as do cyclists.
There seems to be alot of intellectual impotence here, so there must be something to it.

It must be a load of bollocks.
I mean if what you say (above) is true regarding the lack of intellectual err 'wood' is true (and I'm certainly not arguing!), then by definition surely those people could be termed 'tossers'.....therefore implying that they have no difficulty in getting the old feller up to perform their favourite past time.

The only two things I can think of that would dispute this argument is that
a) You can masturbate without getting a 'woodie' (ladies excluded of course...)
or b) A lot of these people don't actually ride bikes....


discuss



:laugh:

James Deuce
23rd November 2008, 09:14
It must be a load of bollocks.

:laugh:

Err, yes. Exactly.

cs363
23rd November 2008, 09:17
Err, yes. Exactly.


Shit....that didn't take long! :rofl:

roy.nz
23rd November 2008, 09:24
Bull shit because id have seriuos trouble riding everyday and every weekend and still have no problems in the night or morning or straight away after a long ride. :doctor:

RentaTriumph
23rd November 2008, 20:42
Born to be, um, mild - and possibly damp
a.. Kate Benson
b.. November 23, 2008
SUFFER in your jocks, bikers. Yes, that means you, you wussy Hell's Angel.
And you, Bandido boy. The secret's out. You aren't just overweight, smelly,
middle-aged drug dealers with more tattoos than teeth. You are soft in the
pants department - and quite probably bedwetters, as well.

And guess what? These afflictions are caused by riding motorcycles.

That's right, a new study has found that men who ride them risk impotence
and urinary problems because the engine vibration damages nerves in their
penises.

A survey of more than 230 motorcyclists who ride for about three hours every
weekend found that almost 70 per cent had problems getting an erection or
emptying their bladders.

The news is alarming for Victorian men who have turned to motorcycles and
scooters in the past few years to beat rising fuel prices and growing
traffic congestion.

Doctors in Japan, who published two studies on the dangers in the
Inter-national Journal of Impotence Research, said most motorcycle seats put
undue pressure on the area between the anus and the scrotum, cutting blood
flow to the penis.

Vibrations from the engine also caused a decrease in two growth hormones in
the bladder and prostate related to bladder relaxation.

Impotence affects most males during their lives and can be caused by
emotional issues, high cholesterol, heart disease, diabetes, high blood
pressure, smoking or alcohol.

But all men should avoid sitting too long on hard bicycle or motorcycle
seats, particularly ones with thin, pointed ends, to prevent compression of
pelvic floor muscles, Impotence Australia chief executive Brett McCann said
yesterday.

About 76 per cent of riders aged 40 to 49, and 93 per cent of those aged 50
to 59, reported severe erectile dysfunction, compared with 37 per cent and
42 per cent respectively among those who did not ride motorcycles.

John Sbrocchi has been riding a scooter to work for 2 years. His sex life
had not suffered.

Scooters normally have wider, softer seats than motorcycles, but vibrations
can still affect the genitals.

"I do have urinary flow issues, but I'm not putting it down to the scooter,"
Mr Sbrocchi said.

"I'm a man of 62 and when you get to that age you get prostate problems.

"I think scooters are one of life's greatest innovations - so it would take
more than that to put me off."

Most seats are too hard.

slofox
23rd November 2008, 20:47
NO probs so far dudes.....hehehe

Jerry74
23rd November 2008, 20:51
I just went for a pee and I'm ok

jrandom
23rd November 2008, 20:52
You should see what cycling does.

gammaguy
23rd November 2008, 20:55
so if your bike has no vibrations at all like mine does,does this IMPROVE circulation to the genitals??

i reckon it does,cos i was riding today and made a real dick of myself:clap:

Ixion
23rd November 2008, 20:59
Ride standing up. Sorted.

pritch
23rd November 2008, 21:01
You should see what cycling does.

That was my reaction. If they think motorbike seats are hard they should try a racing bike seat.... They give new meaning to the phrase "numb nuts" :whistle:

But when you get off the bike and the pins and needles come, woo hoo indeed!:woohoo:

Jerry74
23rd November 2008, 21:01
Shit, there always seems to be some new study on how our body is buggered.

Stuff the politicians and scientists lets just enjoy life.

Highlander
23rd November 2008, 21:05
:shutup: Wish I hadn't read that.

dwnundabkr
23rd November 2008, 21:08
faarrrk something to look forward to cause my bikes vibrates,seats hard,gets hot, and ride
yeeeeehhhaaaaaa:shutup:

rudolph
23rd November 2008, 21:10
Ignorance is bliss

slopster
23rd November 2008, 21:12
I rode a cheap mini moto for half an hour and thought my arsehole was going to fail

nico
24th November 2008, 14:12
ahhh well 2 kids enough allthough i seem to be cursed just have to look at a chick and she gets up the duff :bleh:or is that the :apint:

Revit
3rd December 2008, 12:43
The bike or her the bike or her the bike the bike???





TROUBLE GETTING one up? A study has revealed men that ride motorcycles are at risk of impotence and urinary problems because the vibration of the engine damages nerves in their penises.

According to the Canberra Times, one of Australia's leading newspapers, a survey of more than 230 motorcyclists who rode their bikes for about three hours every weekend found almost 70 per cent had problems gaining an erection or emptying their bladders.
The study was carried out by doctors in Japan and found most motorcycle seats put undue pressure on the perineum, that unknown area between the anus and the scrotum. The pressure can restrict blood flow to the rider's todger, which in turn causes problems when asked to stand to attention. The study also revealed vibrations from the engine caused a decrease in two growth hormones in the bladder and prostate related to bladder relaxation. Smoking and alcohol are also known causes of impotence, which coupled with today's findings, makes the late Barry Sheene's antics even more admirable.
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vgcspares
3rd December 2008, 13:11
so does that mean it doesn't take extra testosterone to ride bikes, or that you've got a lot less afterwards ??

nudemetalz
3rd December 2008, 14:13
I'm going to stand on the pegs of the Guzzi tonight down the motorway so I can "perform" later...!!! :spanking:

mstriumph
3rd December 2008, 14:19
aaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrgggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!
nooooooooooooooo!

NordieBoy
3rd December 2008, 14:21
What about the poor guys who ride road pushies with >100psi in the tyres on NZ chip roads?

Pwalo
3rd December 2008, 14:25
The bike or her the bike or her the bike the bike???





TROUBLE GETTING one up? A study has revealed men that ride motorcycles are at risk of impotence and urinary problems because the vibration of the engine damages nerves in their penises.

According to the Canberra Times, one of Australia's leading newspapers, a survey of more than 230 motorcyclists who rode their bikes for about three hours every weekend found almost 70 per cent had problems gaining an erection or emptying their bladders.
The study was carried out by doctors in Japan and found most motorcycle seats put undue pressure on the perineum, that unknown area between the anus and the scrotum. The pressure can restrict blood flow to the rider's todger, which in turn causes problems when asked to stand to attention. The study also revealed vibrations from the engine caused a decrease in two growth hormones in the bladder and prostate related to bladder relaxation. Smoking and alcohol are also known causes of impotence, which coupled with today's findings, makes the late Barry Sheene's antics even more admirable.
__________________

Look I hate to state the bleeding obvious but a self reported survey of 230 motorcyclists means diddly squat. Are these all blokes over the age of 50 riding their cruisers over the weekend?

roogazza
3rd December 2008, 14:25
aaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrgggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!
nooooooooooooooo!

Have you got a Perineum too ??? :Punk:

klingon
3rd December 2008, 14:25
aaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrgggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!
nooooooooooooooo!

Agreed. :crybaby:

klingon
3rd December 2008, 14:27
Have you got a Perineum too ??? :Punk:

We're crying because of all those lovely opportunities gone to waste!

pritch
3rd December 2008, 14:31
Re-repost!

Third time lucky I guess :whistle:

manicmedic
3rd December 2008, 14:40
Just for info .... the perineum in a woman does exist, it's more often known as the 'chin rest'!!!!:bleh::bleh::bleh::bleh::bleh::clap:

Stirts
3rd December 2008, 15:01
"The Japanese study also found that 70 percent of motorcyclists with hard-padded saddles had ED, while soft-padded saddles correlated to a 63 percent"

Motorcycling men of NZ..... save your front bums!!!

mstriumph
3rd December 2008, 15:04
Have you got a Perineum too ??? :Punk:belongs to a mate of mine ...... :crybaby:

raftn
3rd December 2008, 15:07
70 per cent of men have ED at some time.....so wouldnt read to much into this.

Blossom
3rd December 2008, 15:18
CHARMING...JUST FREAKEN CHARMING...
:no:
grumble moan grumble..mutter... grumble.

Stirts
3rd December 2008, 15:30
70 per cent of men have ED at some time.....so wouldnt read to much into this.

Exactly....and there are a huge number of other factors that cause/contribute to ED.

And I am just as sure that after going for a ride, most riders are as hard and horny as a three balled tomcat

slimjim
3rd December 2008, 15:45
Exactly....and there are a huge number of other factors that cause/contribute to ED.

And I am just as sure that, after going for a ride, most riders are as hard and horny as a three balled tomcat


O that's just lovely....lol

Stirts
3rd December 2008, 15:48
O that's just lovely....lol

Yes, yes it is:shifty:

retro asian
3rd December 2008, 16:05
No Worries....I'll be fine.

My Intruder seat is softer than.....well, softer than all you sport biker dudes are gonna be in the near future...:sweatdrop

portokiwi
3rd December 2008, 16:10
The bike or her the bike or her the bike the bike???





TROUBLE GETTING one up? A study has revealed men that ride motorcycles are at risk of impotence and urinary problems because the vibration of the engine damages nerves in their penises.

According to the Canberra Times, one of Australia's leading newspapers, a survey of more than 230 motorcyclists who rode their bikes for about three hours every weekend found almost 70 per cent had problems gaining an erection or emptying their bladders.
The study was carried out by doctors in Japan and found most motorcycle seats put undue pressure on the perineum, that unknown area between the anus and the scrotum. The pressure can restrict blood flow to the rider's todger, which in turn causes problems when asked to stand to attention. The study also revealed vibrations from the engine caused a decrease in two growth hormones in the bladder and prostate related to bladder relaxation. Smoking and alcohol are also known causes of impotence, which coupled with today's findings, makes the late Barry Sheene's antics even more admirable.
__________________
I dont know why but after a good ride on the bike, :2thumbsupsex is soooooooooooo much better.

scuzeme
3rd December 2008, 16:24
TROUBLE GETTING one up? A study has revealed men that ride motorcycles are at risk of impotence and urinary problems because the vibration of the engine damages nerves in their penises.

Bullshit, i get a hard on eveytime i get on my bike and everyone man knows why women love riding on Harleys and horses for that matter:blip:

Cant you see through the conspiracy? the haters will come up with all types of fear, intimidation, rumour and disinformation to get us off the roads.

Dont be so fucken gullible:weird:

Maha
3rd December 2008, 16:30
I dont know why but after a good ride on the bike, :2thumbsupsex is soooooooooooo much better.

Dont ever stop in here while you out riding Bruce, dont think I could take it!!! :pinch:


(joking)

gunrunner
3rd December 2008, 18:34
It must of been written by homos that drive cars :whocares:

klingon
3rd December 2008, 18:39
It must of been written by homos that drive cars :whocares:

Nope, apparently homos who drive cars also like their leather-clad boyfriends to have excellent erectile functioning, so they have as much to lose as we do.

Pussy
3rd December 2008, 18:41
It must of been written by homos that drive cars :whocares:
That's what I was thinking! No trouble cracking a fat after a session on the bike here!! :woohoo:

The Lone Rider
3rd December 2008, 18:44
Well then.. im doing the world a favor by making my wang less potent

Reido
3rd December 2008, 18:53
well after a ride im so happy i have somewhere to hang my helmet

tehe :lol:

Balding Eagle
3rd December 2008, 19:02
What a load of bollocks!!! Never had a problem either before or after or anytime for that matter. Even if I did, it wouldn't stop me riding. Jeesh Just do it!!! Too many surveys and opinion polls. Believe in yourself and don't read so much of this BULLSHIT!!!

tommygun
3rd December 2008, 19:03
The study was carried out by doctors in Japan and found most motorcycle seats put undue pressure on the perineum, that unknown area between the anus and the scrotum. The pressure can restrict blood flow to the rider's todger, which in turn causes problems when asked to stand to attention. The study also revealed vibrations from the engine caused a decrease in two growth hormones in the bladder and prostate related to bladder relaxation. Smoking and alcohol are also known causes of impotence, which coupled with today's findings, makes the late Barry Sheene's antics even more admirable.
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Its crap because

1) Aussie Study, done in Japan (No Aussie bloke would ever admit ED to anyone let alone someone in Japan)
2)Smoking and booze are mentioned as known causes, nothing new there and again its about aussie males!
3)Barry Sheene was the "man" of all aussie bike racers (see pre Stoner for the younger readers)
4)Theres plently of proof in the kids walking around today whose "oldman" rode bikes with more vibration and harder seats than todays machines.

TOTO
4th December 2008, 00:20
i'm sure those people got a bunch of older bike riders , that smoke and drink like crazy and drew conclusions from that.


Never heard one biker complain about that on a ride. Actually most people I know get a hard on from just seeing their bike (excludes the girls).


I'll specially ask on the next ride.

MarkH
4th December 2008, 07:54
Look I hate to state the bleeding obvious but a self reported survey of 230 motorcyclists means diddly squat. Are these all blokes over the age of 50 riding their cruisers over the weekend?

Could be that the fact that they are over 50 with an enlarged prostate means they would have urinary problems regardless of any motorcycle riding. But why let lack of scientific study and proper research methods stop the release of a report letting us know about this serious issue? :wacko:

coffeejunkie
7th December 2008, 06:42
Bullshit, i get a hard on eveytime i get on my bike and everyone man knows why women love riding on Harleys and horses for that matter:blip:

Cant you see through the conspiracy? the haters will come up with all types of fear, intimidation, rumour and disinformation to get us off the roads.

Dont be so fucken gullible:weird:

I have to agree with you mate, After going for my 1st ride on a harley(my uncles) afew months ago i fully get why chicks ride harleys, 3rd gear for sure, hehehehehe,

As for the horses well they are nice to look at in the paddock as ya crz by, bugger actually getting on one,lol

Owl
7th December 2008, 07:11
Well if impotence becomes an issue in the future, I'll just have to put a poster size pic of my bike on the headboard!:whistle:

1 Free Man
7th December 2008, 07:25
Look I hate to state the bleeding obvious but a self reported survey of 230 motorcyclists means diddly squat. Are these all blokes over the age of 50 riding their cruisers over the weekend?
:Oi:Go easy on the guys over 50 Dude!! I have no trouble getting it up after a weekend cruiser.
I just have trouble remembering what to do with it.:blink:

davebullet
7th December 2008, 22:24
Ah, so that's why most bikes have a pillion seat? Not for a passenger, but for the rider to sit on, providing as much vibration (read erection killing) protection as possible....

I wonder if the majority of bikes in the study were twins or 4 pots. I suspect the erection problems are less with 4 cylinder machines, since they have less vibration and more "stroke"

fizbin
8th December 2008, 11:31
The bike or her the bike or her the bike the bike???





TROUBLE GETTING one up? A study has revealed men that ride motorcycles are at risk of impotence and urinary problems because the vibration of the engine damages nerves in their penises.

According to the Canberra Times, one of Australia's leading newspapers, a survey of more than 230 motorcyclists who rode their bikes for about three hours every weekend found almost 70 per cent had problems gaining an erection or emptying their bladders.
The study was carried out by doctors in Japan and found most motorcycle seats put undue pressure on the perineum, that unknown area between the anus and the scrotum. The pressure can restrict blood flow to the rider's todger, which in turn causes problems when asked to stand to attention. The study also revealed vibrations from the engine caused a decrease in two growth hormones in the bladder and prostate related to bladder relaxation. Smoking and alcohol are also known causes of impotence, which coupled with today's findings, makes the late Barry Sheene's antics even more admirable.
__________________

Meh i am married and gave up all rights to having sex on my wedding day ROFL:Oi::blank:

1 Free Man
8th December 2008, 20:26
Meh i am married and gave up all rights to having sex on my wedding day ROFL:Oi::blank:
Ain't that a fact!! I DO to the woman means I DO not do oral, anal or other sex any longer. The man trap worked and is now closed and no longer in business.

Bonez
14th December 2008, 10:01
http://www.smh.com.au/news/national/motorbike-riders-risk-impotence-say-doctors/2008/11/22/1226770800804.html

Katman
14th December 2008, 10:11
My wife often tells me males have no vital organs below the waist.

Big Dave
14th December 2008, 10:12
I have never experienced this. Motorcycle touring has always been a precursor to excellent horizontal folk dancing sessions - and I can pee anywhere. There is a trail of dead shrubbery all over NZ.

Bonez
14th December 2008, 10:18
The missus says I pee everywhere too. Lemon trees love being peed on.

Conquiztador
14th December 2008, 16:15
I knew there was a reason why I ride cruizers where I lean backwards and not sport bikes where the pressure is on the front bits...

Gareth123
14th December 2008, 21:33
Ignorance is bliss


And you take it to the extreme:clap:

klingon
15th December 2008, 13:47
Born to be, um, mild - and possibly damp
a.. Kate Benson
b.. November 23, 2008
SUFFER in your jocks, bikers. Yes, that means you, you wussy Hell's Angel.
And you, Bandido boy. The secret's out. You aren't just overweight, smelly,
middle-aged drug dealers with more tattoos than teeth. You are soft in the
pants department - and quite probably bedwetters, as well.

And guess what? These afflictions are caused by riding motorcycles.

...



What a nasty, unimaginitive piece of journalism.

Apparently it has been scientifically proven that spiteful, overweight, smelly, middle-aged, drunken newspaper columnists also don't get laid, and this leads them to write nonsense such as that written by Kate Benson. :girlfight:

Sorry, I seem to have completely lost my sense of humour over this one. Does anyone know where it was originally published? I feel a letter to the editor coming on. :mad:

_intense_
15th December 2008, 15:23
Any news on the chicks?? Might be worth knowing for the younger members at rallies.:love:

Skyryder

From discussions i have had, quite the reverse... POSITIVE SIDE EFFECTS ONLY! for example: mid-ride orgasim inducing firestorms... :2thumbsup:

Big Dave
15th December 2008, 15:32
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prettybillie
15th December 2008, 17:29
Bikers are more likely to have problems in the bed department, according to new research by a Japanese team.

Studies already claim that cyclists face an increased risk of impotence – and the team of doctors in Osaka now claim that motorbike riders are “likely to share the same problem”. The doctors claim it is because pressure and vibration from the saddle reduces the blood supply to their genitals.

Of the bikers tested, 69 per cent of riders had erectile dysfunction compared with 35per cent in the control group. The older the biker, the worse the problem, with more than nine out of 10 over-50s showing signs of impotence.

That's okay. Girls we'll just have to find ourselves toyboys rather than sugar daddys mwahahahahahahaha