You won't believe what my wife just said to me...

[outlawtorn]

She said I'm addicted to KB and that I should .... 'Get a life, get a car!'

:eek5:

[icekiwi]

She said I'm addicted to KB and that I should .... 'Get a life, get a car!'

:eek5:

I'm sure she never mean't to hurt you like that....

[Quailboy]

Leave her.

[FJRider]

So... what sort of car you looking at ... ???

[tri boy]

So... what sort of car you looking at ... ???

Or more importantly, what year/model new wife ya looking for?:devil2:

[blairh]

Leave her.

Yep, it's over. Sorry man =(

[FJRider]

Or more importantly, what year/model new wife ya looking for?:devil2:

The later the model... the higher the maintainence...

[naphazoline]

maybe you could trade her in on another bike:laugh:

[Sollyboy]

She said I'm addicted to KB and that I should .... 'Get a life, get a car!'

:eek5:

'08 Boulevard M50 (Buzz Buzz)
^I thought those was a car^

[Fatt Max]

She said I'm addicted to KB and that I should .... 'Get a life, get a car!'

:eek5:

:gob:

Hey dude, dont fret. I lead a focus group councilling people who have had to experience just this kind of pain and hurt. All you have to do is take the forst step and ask for help. Remember, a hangover lasting 1000 days starts with one beer.

Also, never forget that 100% of divorces start with marriage. Important statistic that one.

Otherwise, tell me where she works / has coffee / works out etc and I'll go round there and dance naked in front of all her mates.

There is always a shoulder here man.

Now, lets all hold hands..........

[jtzzr]

She said I'm addicted to KB and that I should .... 'Get a life, get a car!'

:eek5:

The Monster , what kind of woman says stuff like that?

Fatt Max and his willingness to dance naked in front of her and friends sound like a plan.:banana::banana:

[mrchips]

I hear the Toyota Prius's are good....

Outstanding environmentally-friendly performance and fuel efficiency & what not... The grey ones are the best. :drool:

Your bike would make a good deposit.

http://www.toyota.co.nz/NewVehicles/Models/Passenger/Prius

[speights_bud]

falcon punch!!!

[mynameis]

Maybe she's right, maybe you need some help: :lol:

http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php?t=49889

[FJRider]

I say take it international... move to Edgecumbe...

[raftn]

I hae to say it, but it is the beginning of the end.........let us know what bike you get to add to the collection.

[Jantar]

Remind her that women outnumber men in New Zealand. Getting a new wife is easier than selling the bike. :done:

[R6_kid]

The fact that she said 'get a life, get a car' worries me. Surely she should be saying 'get off the computer and come give me some attention' or was your treatment at the mens clinic unsuccessful?

[cs363]

I say take it international... move to Edgecumbe...

Don't you have to own a Hyosung to live there? :blink:

[SixPackBack]

A pressie for the missus :cool:

[gammaguy]

truth is,its a language thing.when they say things like that,they really mean they want more attention.

buy her a Ninja 250 R and a set of riding gear.if she likes the bike,youll have a new thing to do together.

If not,youll have a cool present for her replacement....:done:

[Little Miss Trouble]

Maybe shes the one not doing things right, after all it isn't THAT difficult to distract a guy away from a computer...:devil2:

[sinfull]

She said I'm addicted to KB and that I should .... 'Get a life, get a car!'

:eek5:
Send her to my Mrs New place, i'll let you know when i find her ! TBH i didn't notice she had left till you posted that !
PT !!!! lol but it sounds like she needs someone to talk to ! Second thoughts don't send her to talk to mine ! That shit may be contageous !


Maybe shes the one not doing things right, after all it isn't THAT difficult to distract a guy away from a computer...:devil2:

Your not wrong ! Heidi came into the room last night and wow, she really spun my wheels !
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Came in carrying a new set of clip ons, oil pack and filter for my bike in one hand and a pizza and beer in the other !
Pffffffft KB didn't stand a chance !

[ManDownUnder]

She said I'm addicted to KB and that I should .... 'Get a life, get a car!'

:eek5:


It's a milestone - nearly all of us hear this at some point. Think of it as a right of passage. She needs to meet more KBers so...

... party at yours?

[slofox]

.... 'Get a life, get a car!' :eek5:

= oxymoron........

[outlawtorn]

Hey everyone, thanks for the messages of support :yes:

She enjoys taking the piss out of me and my thing for bikes, I told her that I had put what she said onto KB and I read her the replies, much to our amusement....then she told me that she didn't realise how many 'bike geeks' there were out there! :gob:

[Mom]

Hey everyone, thanks for the messages of support :yes:

She enjoys taking the piss out of me and my thing for bikes, I told her that I had put what she said onto KB and I read her the replies, much to our amusement....then she told me that she didn't realise how many 'bike geeks' there were out there! :gob:

Tell her I found the best thing was, if you cant beat em, join em. Hubby and I share our PC as well as our love of bikes. MDU has the best idea, socialise with the members, quick way to get to know the faces behind the names :yes:

[Fatt Max]

Hey everyone, thanks for the messages of support :yes:

She enjoys taking the piss out of me and my thing for bikes, I told her that I had put what she said onto KB and I read her the replies, much to our amusement....then she told me that she didn't realise how many 'bike geeks' there were out there! :gob:

Geek...Geek.....GEEK...

Right, not having that. Once I've finished this game of Dungeons & Dragons and watched the last three episodes of Star Trek, I'm coming round there in the buff for a dance.

Geek, the cheek of it......

[Mom]

I'm coming round there in the buff for a dance.

OWWWWW my eyes are bleeding :shifty:

[Jiminy]

Get another bike. 2 bikes = 4 wheels, you can argue that it's like having a car. And life is surely better with 2 bikes.

Problem solved!

[Lias]

OWWWWW my eyes are bleeding :shifty:

Assuming we can find a camera that won't implode, we could probably get quite good money out of it.. Either him paying us NOT to put it on teh interweb, or else selling it to masochists as a punishment!

[Mom]

Assuming we can find a camera that won't implode, we could probably get quite good money out of it.. Either him paying us NOT to put it on teh interweb, or else selling it to masochists as a punishment!

hmmmm a thinking man :yes:

[alanzs]

What did your girlfriend say though?

[fire eyes]

compromise .. attach a side car

[cs363]

compromise .. attach a side car


Yep, that would definitely compromise any bike I would own! :rofl:




Sorry...couldn't resist!

[FJRider]

Tie her to the bed and... can you see the computer screen from there... ???

[fire eyes]

Tie her to the bed and... can you see the computer screen from there... ???

FJ get your mind out of the gutter .. he cant see the screen because the video camera and the tripod are in the way! shame on you for not realising that :laugh:

[roy.nz]

Ouch man that sucks. Now you should go get something overly big and expensive and say ....... I did what you told me ..... :Punk: :2guns:

[outlawtorn]

This is outlawtorns wife - I have some words of wisdom - turn your computer off - forget about the kiwibiker site and go and have some fun between the sheets ... may it bring a new hobbie to your lives other than bikes:msn-wink:

[naphazoline]

This is outlawtorns wife - I have some words of wisdom - turn your computer off - forget about the kiwibiker site :

:zzzz:
what is it that pink floyd sang....oh yeah... that's right.

"your lips move,but i can't hear what you're saying"

:lol: :ride:

[slimjim]

O Crap....she'll be asking you to get a broom next....sheets gosh they get used for polishing the bike..don't they...lol..or wiping off something on the screen......

[fire eyes]

:zzzz:
what is it that pink floyd sang....oh yeah... that's right.

"your lips move,but i can't hear what you're saying"

:lol: :ride:

crackin up laughing :laugh: :niceone:

[Jiminy]

This is outlawtorns wife - I have some words of wisdom - turn your computer off - forget about the kiwibiker site and go and have some fun between the sheets ... may it bring a new hobbie to your lives other than bikes:msn-wink:

Redemption is not far, she's already posting. Next step, she'll have her own username. And maybe her own bike? :scooter: :)

[outlawtorn]

Redemption is not far, she's already posting. Next step, she'll have her own username. And maybe her own bike? :scooter: :)

I wish....bad enough that she writes messages while I'm out......

[Jiminy]

On the same topic, the other day, I went for a ride to meet with my girlfriend. A couple of hours later, she caught me checking the thread left on my tyres and said she was jealous of HER. So I took her feet and starting tickling her.

She didn't like it :(

[davebullet]

Tell her you are not addicted or a weirdo, unless you only have two modes of operation - one on kiwibiker and the other on your bike, and you are on-line 15 hours per day and post after midnight before a work night. Gotta go, mum telling me I need to go to sleep and be ready for the doctor's appointment at the clinic at 9am.

[The Lone Rider]

You should have told her you're only on here to find out details for the next bike you are buying in addition to the boulevard you already have :)