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Biff
8th February 2005, 11:03
While running the risk of appearing to be a post whore by posting another poll here, I need your opinions please.

I've received several "comments" re' my new avatar. You know, the guy in front of the TV playing with his "joystick".

I need to know if you're happy with it or whether you're offended by it. Please let me know and if there's a significant number of people that are offended by it I'll change it.

Thanks

Biff
8th February 2005, 11:11
forked up again - the second option should read, "Is Offensive".

**R1**
8th February 2005, 11:15
its childish and immature...





that could be why i like it :2thumbsup

vifferman
8th February 2005, 11:17
That depends - what are you watching on TV?

What is a "significant" number of people?
And don't you mean, "If a number of significant people are offended by it"? So, f'rexample, if I said, "Biff Baff! Stop polishing your knob in front of the TV!", you'd most likely ignore me, right?
But if someone respectable like Hitcher were to say, "Stop that, Man! You'll go blind!", you'd probably turn the TV off.

Biff
8th February 2005, 11:27
That depends - what are you watching on TV?

What is a "significant" number of people?
And don't you mean, "If a number of significant people are offended by it"? So, f'rexample, if I said, "Biff Baff! Stop polishing your knob in front of the TV!", you'd most likely ignore me, right?
But if someone respectable like Hitcher were to say, "Stop that, Man! You'll go blind!", you'd probably turn the TV off.


I'm surprised Mr Viffer, as the avatar is actually a small video clip I took through your living room window recently while you were watching the wrestling!

vifferman
8th February 2005, 11:35
I'm surprised Mr Viffer, as the avatar is actually a small video clip I took through your living room window recently while you were watching the wrestling!
Well then - you got the wrong window, because:

I don't have a red TV (it's black, it's in a cabinet, and it's bigger'n that).
I don't have a chair like that one (they're all black leather recliners).
My knob doesn't look like that - it was much, MUCH bigger, but got shot off in the last war.
My living room window is to the LEFT of the TV, not the right, and it's on the second storey (third, actually), so good luck videoing from there.
I generally don't polish my knob. If it's looking a bit dull, I let one of my concubines know.
I don't watch wrestling. But if there were some kind of nude jelly wrestling, with nympho lesbian babes, I might be persuaded to watch that.
:shake:

Biff
8th February 2005, 12:12
Well then - you got the wrong window, because:

I don't have a red TV (it's black, it's in a cabinet, and it's bigger'n that).
I don't have a chair like that one (they're all black leather recliners).
My knob doesn't look like that - it was much, MUCH bigger, but got shot off in the last war.
My living room window is to the LEFT of the TV, not the right, and it's on the second storey (third, actually), so good luck videoing from there.
I generally don't polish my knob. If it's looking a bit dull, I let one of my concubines know.
I don't watch wrestling. But if there were some kind of nude jelly wrestling, with nympho lesbian babes, I might be persuaded to watch that.
:shake:


Oooo - you liar. I took this photo when I was at your window as well. Look at all your biatches watching your favourite film with you!! There you are, red chair on the left.

vifferman
8th February 2005, 12:26
Oooo - you liar. I took this photo when I was at your window as well. Look at all your biatches watching your favourite film with you!! There you are, red chair on the left.
Well, yeah - those are my bitches, but that's not me (I've got less hair than that) or my chair (I told you, it's black leather), or my lounge.

Midnight 82
8th February 2005, 12:32
:wari: Made me laugh an laugh an laugh HEHE.
Dude its harmless, If you like to wank alot thats your business ( just joking) :shake:

vifferman
8th February 2005, 12:37
If you like to wank alot thats your business ( just joking) :shake:
He does, and it's no joke.:confused:

Holy Roller
8th February 2005, 12:53
Why not just check the nudity box in the userCP form then those who may be offended won't be and the others can view it at their leisure.

Just a thought. :yeah:

Biff
8th February 2005, 12:58
Why not just check the nudity box in the userCP form then those who may be offended won't be and the others can view it at their leisure.

Just a thought. :yeah:

Good suggestion. Thanks

Sniper
8th February 2005, 13:49
Its alright mate. You bring us many a laugh anyway, this is just one of many.

Sniper

ZorsT
8th February 2005, 17:17
I didn't realise what is was, it just looked like a guy infront of a TV to me. (until I looked close)

keep it

Holy Roller
10th February 2005, 09:52
I see that you went against popular opinion and re invented yourself :shake:


'Cymru am Byth'

Biff
10th February 2005, 11:08
I see that you went against popular opinion and re invented yourself :shake:


'Cymru am Byth'

Far be it for me to go around offending people :whocares: . So yeah, I thought I'd change it.

Cymru Am Byth indeed. Although I've just changed my avatar again, and I'll keep the Welsh smilie for celebrating winning the remainder of the upcoming 6 nations games. :niceone:

White trash
10th February 2005, 13:29
I had no problem with your avatar.

Gavs signature, on the other hand, gives me the shits BIG TIME! But you like that, don't ya gav?

Riff Raff
10th February 2005, 14:30
Oooo - you liar. I took this photo when I was at your window as well. Look at all your biatches watching your favourite film with you!! There you are, red chair on the left.
He he he - that reminds me of a job I did at a rest home one day - went to pick up a patient from there, walked in and there were all the residents sitting watching telly, staff didn't change the channel quickly enough before I noticed they were watching hardcore porn. Cracked me up. One of the old boys gave me a wink as I went past. Good on them - thankfully we didn't get there during the after-porn orgy!!! :crazy:

Biff
10th February 2005, 14:39
after-porn orgy!!! :crazy:


Ewww - imagine the scene, it would have been like the simulatneous mating rituals of 10 pairs of Galapacus tortoises.

By the way Riff - nice new Avatar.
How u doing?

gav
10th February 2005, 20:53
I had no problem with your avatar.

Gavs signature, on the other hand, gives me the shits BIG TIME! But you like that, don't ya gav?
Hmm, have no idea what you mean....... :whistle:

gav
10th February 2005, 22:11
Actually Trashy (can I call you Trashy?) I'm not too happy about the signature either, only faster in TWO sectors, what the ferk was up with that truck driver?