What should I do!!!

[Bonez]

Quietly having the evening meal, looking out the window I notice a teen in shorts, teeshirt and no footware riding up and down the road on his mum's scooter.

HELP!! I'm in a quandry.

[tri boy]

Kick him off the bike

[Bonez]

Kick him off the bikeIt's a scooter:confused:

[spookytooth]

finish your feed then get a beer and watch Tv

[tri boy]

Should be even easier. Little wheels etc:niceone:

[Bonez]

Should be even easier. Little wheels etc:niceone:Good point.

I also forget to mention he isn't wearing a helmet, hasn't got gloves, doesn't have his headlight on or wearing a dayglow vest..............:scooter:

[Nasty]

Pot him to the cops ... if you know where he lives they may be prepared to pay a visit with the lawbook.

[James Deuce]

Offer him a beer and some porn mags.

[Bonez]

finish your feed then get a beer and watch TvMales can't multi-task, apperantly.......................

[Bonez]

Pot him to the cops ... if you know where he lives they may be prepared to pay a visit with the lawbook.But he is quite enjoying himself.

[Nasty]

But he is quite enjoying himself.

I know .. they always do till they lose something like toes .. or skins or the ability to think ;)

[Bonez]

Offer him a beer and some porn mags.Nah can't have him drinking and rider Katman would be upset.
The mags are in the toilet. Her indoors is using the loo.

[Bonez]

I know .. they always do till they lose something like toes .. or skins or the ability to think ;)He's very thoughtfull and conserate to other road users and you have to fall off first to get injured.

[SARGE]

give him carver's number.....the Moron Few are hiring apparently...

[Bonez]

give him carver's number.....the Moron Few are hiring apparently...I was thinking Crusty Demons.

[MSTRS]

He's very thoughtfull and consirate to other road users ...
He's obviously not a proper motorcyclist then...

....and you have to fall off first to get injured. Tell ya what....
Pop out and shove a broomstick through his front wheel. Once he scrapes himself off the road, you tell him he should wear proper gear. Oh, and offer to help him pick up his scooter.:dodge:

[Kendog]

I was going to say "Burn him" as the typical KB response, but it was not 10 characters so I couldn't.

[Bonez]

Pop out and shove a broomstick through his front wheel. Once he scrapes himself off the road, you tell him he should wear proper gear. Oh, and offer to help him pick up his scooter.:dodge:The mother in law is away at the moment......................

[MSTRS]

The mother in law is away at the moment......................

Doesn't your mrs have one, then?

[Bonez]

Doesn't your mrs have one, then?She's an angle. Puts up with me doesn't she?

[Virago]

She's an angle...

Angle...? Acute or obtuse...?

Aahh - hang on, she's a woman - she must be a right angle...

[MSTRS]

She's an angle. Puts up with me doesn't she?

In that case your troubles are over. Send her out to harp at the youngun.

[Bonez]

Angle...? Acute or obtuse...?

Aahh - hang on, she's a woman - she must be a right angle...Nah shes's equalateral.

[Virago]

Anyway, back to the guy on the scooter - he's not riding fast carrying scissors is he? That would really piss me off...

[FROSTY]

why not lend him a lid and tell him how good he's riding ?

[FJRider]

Quietly having the evening meal, looking out the window I notice a teen in shorts, teeshirt and no footware riding up and down the road on his mum's scooter.

HELP!! I'm in a quandry.


So whats the quandry... ???



In time ...the gene pool will improve..... Time will tell.... Enjoy your meal...


what ya have'n ???

[Bonez]

In that case your troubles are over. Send her out to harp at the youngun.Knowing Connie she'd assist the lad tuning the scoot. Suggestion duely noted though....................

[Bonez]

why not lend him a lid and tell him how good he's riding ?He might catch something.:sick:

[Bonez]

So whats the quandry... ???



In time ...the gene pool will improve..... Time will tell.... Enjoy your meal...


what ya have'n ???Thanks. Fish pie.

I'll pass that on to Gene. Thanks.

[MSTRS]

He might catch something.:sick:

Alopecia (sp?) or Kooties?

[Bonez]

Anyway, back to the guy on the scooter - he's not riding fast carrying scissors is he? That would really piss me off...No. He hasn't got scissors. But his Mom does. He loves his Mom.

[Pussy]

Tell him to practice big minger wheelies

[Bonez]

Alopecia (sp?) or Kooties?The latter. Can't have him passing it on to his school mates ah?

[rie]

chase him. in the whanau van.

[Mom]

Aahh - hang on, she's a woman - she must be right all the time

See you have been trained properly :yes:


In that case your troubles are over. Send her out to harp at the youngun.


Typical that, get a woman to do the dirty work :oi-grr:

Best I talk to your resident bitch about a bit more training for you :wari:

Bonez, it is simple really, go out there and stand in his way. He will stop unless he is delinquent, though riding a scooter in such a reckless manner suggests he probably is :yes:

But then again you are biker tough guy, stand your ground! Explain it is far more fun riding like that on the open road and speeds way in excess of the limit with no gear, he stands a far better chance of permanent injury that way :sunny:

[Bonez]

chase him. in the whanau van.I hate driving cages..................

[Bonez]

Bonez, it is simple really, go out there and stand in his way. He will stop unless he is delinquent, though riding a scooter in such a reckless manner suggests he probably is :yes:Gosh Mom, remember I'm not Carver.

I'm like a chocolete eclare-hard on the outside soft on the inside.

[rie]

I hate driving cages..................

chasing him in a two wheeler will only encourage him. plus, if he falls off he'll just feel like a hero. :p

[Mom]

Gosh Mom, remember I'm not Carver.

No quite, I apologise Sir:weep:

He would be out there showing this young tacker the error of his ways :killingme

[Bonez]

chasing him in a two wheeler will only encourage him. plus, if he falls off he'll just feel like a hero. :pExactly 10 char.

[wbks]

What the hell are you guys talking about. You're like the scenile old widow who screams bloody murder everytime the tenant in the apartment above her makes too much noise. Whats the problem? Hes riding some shitty scooter with no gear. So?

[vtec]

Why does this even require a second thought. It has no impact on you. He's having fun. He might learn a lesson. I'm guessing he had a helmet on. There's too little fun and too much cottonwool these days.

[Bonez]

What the hell are you guys talking about. You're like the scenile old widow who screams bloody murder everytime the tenant in the apartment above her makes too much noise. Whats the problem? Hes riding some shitty scooter with no gear. So?You haven't been here long have you?

[wbks]

What Vtec said. And no, bones. I don't even think katman would give a shit about that one. But to go with the flow: Stand in front of him, when he doesn't stop, throw and axe at his scooter citing citizens arrest for dangerous behavior

[Bonez]

Why does this even require a second thought. It has no impact on you. He's having fun. He might learn a lesson. I'm guessing he had a helmet on. There's too little fun and too much cottonwool these days.Your guess was totally incorrect and the fish pie is yummy. Almost time for the desert..............

Oh and I don't like Mondays.

[de_wood_elf]

Have a look to see if he comes back lacking a few mm of skin off his arms or legs and have a small chuckle to yourself.

[Mom]

You're like the scenile old widow who screams bloody murder everytime the tenant in the apartment above her makes too much noise. Whats the problem? Hes riding some shitty scooter with no gear. So?

Be careful who you call senile youngster :yes:


Why does this even require a second thought. It has no impact on you. He's having fun. He might learn a lesson. I'm guessing he had a helmet on. There's too little fun and too much cottonwool these days.

Read a bit further into the forum to get a grasp on this little gem on KB :sunny:


You haven't been here long have you?

Think vtec is newer than wbks somehow Bonez :laugh:

[Virago]

It sounds like you need to call the waaaahmbulance...

[wbks]

Wasn't calling anyone senile, mumsie. Just making a comparison.

[FJRider]

chasing him in a two wheeler will only encourage him. plus, if he falls off he'll just feel like a hero. :p

plus... if you fall off, he'll just feel like a hero... sometimes you just can't win. No matter how right you are... married men understand this...

[vtec]

I've been a member for years. Just every now and again society starts to piss me off. People used to have fun. People used to be happy. Death rates were higher but life was worth living.

[Bonez]

Have a look to see if he comes back lacking a few mm of skin off his arms or legs and have a small chuckle to yourself.Nup skins completely intacked. Has the thing nailed.

[Mom]

intacked.

Is that like being infracted, but more pleasurable?

[wbks]

vtec:
Well now its more about being socially acceptable and doing what the 'village elders' if you will, deem acceptable.

[Bonez]

I've been a member for years. Just every now and again society starts to piss me off. People used to have fun. People used to be happy. Death rates were higher but life was worth living.Try not to be so morbid. Life is still worth living as this young falla clearly shows. Life is what you make of it.

[Bonez]

Is that like being infracted, but more pleasurable?Think staple.

[dpex]

Quietly having the evening meal, looking out the window I notice a teen in shorts, teeshirt and no footware riding up and down the road on his mum's scooter.

HELP!! I'm in a quandry.

Set the dog on, I say! This is NZ, the place where the fun is wrung out of everything. If he's having fun but not paying complete anal respect to the god of absolute safety, then shoot the little bugger.

[Bonez]

Is that like being infracted, but more pleasurable?Think the staple position.

[Bonez]

Set the dog on, I say! This is NZ, the place where the fun is wrung out of everything. If he's having fun but not paying complete anal respect to the god of absolute safety, then shoot the little bugger.Was thinking of mining the road but there are other road users to worry about. The dog died two years ago.

[vtec]

Try not to be so morbid. Life is still worth living as this young falla clearly shows. Life is what you make of it.

Yeah, sorry, rethought my post. I'm just grumpy as fuck cause I'm stuck in an office for two more weeks, and I'm desperately trying to make time go faster. Surrounded by a brigade of cottonwool champions.

P.S. I'm in Melbourne, it's still working hours.

[Bonez]

Yeah, sorry, rethought my post. I'm just grumpy as fuck cause I'm stuck in an office for two more weeks, and I'm desperately trying to make time go faster. Surrounded by a brigade of cottonwool champions.

P.S. I'm in Melbourne, it's still working hours.Had stocktake today. The youngun cheered me up.:rolleyes: Hense the thread.

Might go and have a look at his chicken strips-on the tyres that is.......................Afterall that is the KB thing to do.

[Bonez]

It sounds like you need to call the waaaahmbulance...Not listed in the phone book I'm afraid.

[carver]

give him carver's number.....the Moron Few are hiring apparently...

i thought you left this site!

[FJRider]

i thought you left this site!

you "leave" more often than him... but never long enough...

[SARGE]

you "leave" more often than him... but never long enough...

difference is i left voluntarily...

and i get green "Welcome back big fella" bling


( i DID get one red, but it was only worth a few points and i repaid with a red worth close to 200 points..muahahaha) :doh:

[_intense_]

Spear tackle him -whilst wearing your own full leathers/gloves/helmet.


Or... if you are really hard -do it in you HELMET ONLY.

[carver]

difference is i left voluntarily...

and i get green "Welcome back big fella" bling


( i DID get one red, but it was only worth a few points and i repaid with a red worth close to 200 points..muahahaha) :doh:

i heard bling is for homo's

zeroindex always used to go on about it..
points, bah, n00bs!

[Bonez]

Spear tackle him -whilst wearing your own full leathers/gloves/helmet.


Or... if you are really hard -do it in you HELMET ONLY.
Soft cocks have helmets too ya know.

Please try and keep the thread on topic folks.

[sels1]

Please try and keep the thread on topic folks.

So is he still doing it 3 days later?

[Bonez]

So is he still doing it 3 days later?Like an everready bunny he is ;).

Damn those scooters are so fugal on feul.