The KB fight thread

[carver]

ok, who on here wants to fight who?

il fight skidmark!

so who on here do you want to fight?

[boomer]

The_Dover.

[PirateJafa]

Rachprice.

In Jello.


Oh wait did I say that out alo...







No really. She's been promised an ass-whupping for a loooong time. The clock is ticking, and you're not safely hidden away in the South Island any longer. ;)

[jrandom]

Mental-Trousers, spray cans of whipped cream at twelve paces, to the death.

[Grahameeboy]

Mmmmm....no one

[Grahameeboy]

Mental-Trousers, spray cans of whipped cream at twelve paces, to the death.

I didn't know you were a "squirter" :gob:

[jrandom]

I didn't know you were a "squirter"

My record is 10 metres.

[wbks]

ok, who on here wants to fight who?

il fight skidmark!

so who on here do you want to fight?What the fuck is with you and this "skidmark" guy? Ex bf?
Btw I pick sarge for teh gun fight....
lmao

[gijoe1313]

I'd like to see a match up between Pee Wee herman and Michael Jackson .. whaddya mean they ain't KBers? Heck, looking at whom they would have company here, I thought they would fit right in! :rolleyes:

[Coyote]

Id tak on ahll u cuntz

[Sketchy_Racer]

Id tak on ahll u cuntz

Dnt U tlk cheek to me ae bro or else ill knck ur shit out ae cuz

[wbks]

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[Fatjim]

I'm in Coyote, I like snacking between meals.

[Luckylegs]

I'll fight any fooker who's been slagging off Axl and the New GNR album... "Get in the ring mutherfucker(s)"......

'Specially any of you Metallica fans still raving about their latest "Hella-Suck" effort ! :zzzz:

[wbks]

I dont get it...I thought Axl died or something? He had like one good album or something i thought...

[TerminalAddict]

I'll fight any fooker who's been slagging off Axl and the New GNR album... "Get in the ring mutherfucker(s)"......

'Specially any of you Metallica fans still raving about their latest "Hella-Suck" effort ! :zzzz:

I'm in ..........

[007XX]

I'll fight Brad Pitt...between the sheets :drool:

Oh sorry, wrong Fight Club...as you were <_<

[ManDownUnder]

Number One. She just looks MEEEAAANNNN! (and she's a pervy)

[Quasievil]

I wanna wrestle 007xx in a blend of custard ,frozen fish and perhaps a few chains :cool:

[Luckylegs]

I'm in ..........

Damm ! I hope your better looking than that ape... If not, bring a paper bag else it aint a fair fight.

[TerminalAddict]

Damm ! I hope your better looking than that ape... If not, bring a paper bag else it aint a fair fight.
will it take you 13 years to organise the fight ?? :bleh:

[portokiwi]

:innocent: Sorry I am a tree hugging peace lover.
Make L:love:VE not war:hug:

[Luckylegs]

will it take you 13 years to organise the fight ?? :bleh:

Bwahahahahaaaa, just make sure you dont come by Tour Bus :msn-wink:

[MotoGirl]

Bwahahahahaaaa, just make sure you dont come by Tour Bus :msn-wink:
I wonder if they actually get on the bus about eleven, sipping a drink and feeling fine?

As for fighting someone on KB, I could be tempted to rip into my gorgeous husband :devil2: We'll be fighting over the 600 at the track this weekend and I'm expecting fists to come out :rofl:

[007XX]

I wanna wrestle 007xx in a blend of custard ,frozen fish and perhaps a few chains :cool:

Make it chocolate and gherkins and I'm there...:D

But you know you got no hope in hell of winning eh :devil2:

[EJK]

Did someone mentioned "Pillow Fight"?

[MadDuck]

I could take on "BigDog"...... :clap:

[007XX]

:innocent: Sorry I am a tree hugging peace lover.
Make L:love:VE not war:hug:

Pussy...:shifty: :dodge:

[Quasievil]

Make it chocolate and gherkins and I'm there...:D

But you know you got no hope in hell of winning eh :devil2:

Done, and no problems I okay with being submissive:shifty:

[The Pastor]

i wanna fight mom

[Katman]

My dance card's fully booked for a while.

[007XX]

Done, and no problems I okay with being submissive:shifty:

Trouble is, I'd probably end up being more interested in eating the choc and gherkins and chatting to your gorgeous wife about that supposed submissive streak of yours :lol:

I bet she's got a thing or two to say about that! :bleh:

[Luckylegs]

Did someone mentioned "Pillow Fight"?

No you mis-heard.... It was "Pillow Bite" :buggerd:You still keen ?

[gtr boy]

Id tak on ahll u cuntz

lol................

[gtr boy]

Dnt U tlk cheek to me ae bro or else ill knck ur shit out ae cuz

lol........................

[gtr boy]

I dont get it...I thought Axl died or something? He had like one good album or something i thought...

LOL........................thats the best one LOL

[Fatt Max]

I'll fight anyone as long as we are naked and covered in jelly......and I get first dibs on the wafers.

Bring it on my lovelies, Im hot, sweaty and ready...

[bc4eva]

ok, who on here wants to fight who?

il fight skidmark!

so who on here do you want to fight?

Westie and Morks...there both pussies....

[portokiwi]

Pussy...:shifty: :dodge:

:shit::confused: can I help it that I think fighting, shooting and killing are for those crazy bastards that carry wpns, knives and batons
:innocent: You would never catch me playing with anything that would course harm:msn-wink: Hug a green tree

[Fatt Max]

:shit::confused: can I help it that I think fighting, shooting and killing are for those crazy bastards that carry wpns, knives and batons
:innocent: You would never catch me playing with anything that would course harm:msn-wink: Hug a green tree

How about us blokes who carry pies, beer and jelly. We're always up for a fat slap...!

[portokiwi]

:drool::drool::drool:mmmmmmmmm pies:drool::drool:

[Coyote]

Dnt U tlk cheek to me ae bro or else ill knck ur shit out ae cuz
fuckin lookin 4 a hidin aye?? shiiieet boi ur gaye. Playing with the big boys aye?? Aye?? Mor lik PLAYIN WId DA BOIS LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLololOLOL

[Coyote]

I'm in Coyote, I like snacking between meals.
Hope you bring napkins, TO WIPE UP YOUR BLOOD. FUCK YEAH!!!!

[Number One]

Number One. She just looks MEEEAAANNNN! (and she's a pervy)

:blip: I bet you say that to ALLLL the girls :2thumbsup btw - bring it on sucka! Anyway MEAN?!!! Just cos I wouldn't flash my tits at you that's no good reason to be all stroppy


Make it chocolate and gherkins and I'm there...:D

Weird pregnancy cravings already? I like both those things but not in the same mouthful.


I'll fight anyone as long as we are naked and covered in jelly......and I get first dibs on the wafers.

Bring it on my lovelies, Im hot, sweaty and ready...

mmmmmmmmmm I love it when you talk dirty to me ;)


I'm in Coyote, I like snacking between meals.

:lol: can I watch that - I can picture it already...my money is on you FOR SURE!

[rachprice]

Rachprice.

In Jello.


Oh wait did I say that out alo...







No really. She's been promised an ass-whupping for a loooong time. The clock is ticking, and you're not safely hidden away in the South Island any longer. ;)

bahahahahahah man you are soooooooooooooo going to lose

[Dave-]

Big dave, ranty dave and myself.

[outlawtorn]

I'll fight any fooker who's been slagging off Axl and the New GNR album... "Get in the ring mutherfucker(s)"......

'Specially any of you Metallica fans still raving about their latest "Hella-Suck" effort ! :zzzz:

Dood, I'm so there! The new GnR album doesn't even come close to Death Magnetic :headbang:

[Usarka]

Big dave, ranty dave and myself.

Dave's aren't here.

[SARGE]

Btw I pick sarge for teh gun fight....


thats the thing...

not sure i'd need one in NZ..


maybe a bent spoon

[jrandom]

Dave's aren't here.

I'm sorry, Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that.

[SARGE]

I'm in Coyote, I like snacking between meals.

hell FJ.. you like snacking between SNACKS!



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[SARGE]

I dont get it...I thought Axl died or something? He had like one good album or something i thought...

no ..Axl is still around.. he was hanging out with David Lee Roth for a few years..

i hear the finishing touches were put on Chinese Democracy while they were cleaning my pool...

[PirateJafa]

bahahahahahah man you are soooooooooooooo going to lose

You're going down like a dot com.

[SARGE]

You're going down like a dot com.

ummmmmmmmm....:eek5:

[bc4eva]

You're going down like a dot com.

oh dear........

[Trudes]

I want to pick a fight with Kendog:girlfight:

[MidnightMike]

You're going down like a dot com.

<img src="http://i153.photobucket.com/albums/s238/bradly2795/lol_wut.jpg"> :rofl:

[LilSel]

haha... fight thread... I cant think of anyone :oi-grr: thats a bit sad (or perhaps not!)

Maybe Fireball & I could have a :girlfight: then kiss n make up :hug:

[Number One]

mmmmmmm making up sex is GREAT!

I wanna fight Trudes in a vat of Vaseline ;)

[Mom]

i wanna fight mom

Oh Really :girlfight: You would run like a little girl :yes:


mmmmmmm making up sex is GREAT!

I forgot that bit, yeah, nah RM you is out of luck I call pacifist on you.

I will fight Maha instead :love:

[naphazoline]

i wanna fight santa.
i'm sick of that fat wank enticing little girls to sit on his knee :bash:
when he comes down that chimney,......POW!!!!!
i'm gonna kick him right in the sacks....then we'll see who's laughing ho ho ho.

[LilSel]

mmmmmmm making up sex is GREAT!

I wanna fight Trudes in a vat of Vaseline ;)

lmfao!!! Now that'd be a sight!!!

Will you have make up sex afterwards too?? :lol: (joking!!!)

[fire eyes]

Ill make the cup of teas! :shutup:

[Mom]

lmfao!!! Now that'd be a sight!!!

Would eh? Imagine the two of them not actually being able to get and hand hold of anything let alone do any damage, they would just slide off each other....:o I just did :shutup:

[LilSel]

Would eh? Imagine the two of them not actually being able to get and hand hold of anything let alone do any damage, they would just slide off each other....:o I just did :shutup:

:shit: lol!!! too funny!!

A few years ago, we had a party at a friends place & we filled up a paddling pool with 'crystal rain'... I picked someone up & dumped them in it, was very very slippery stuff!!! Really hard to get a grip on someone when they're covered in that :)

[Kendog]

I want to pick a fight with Kendog:girlfight:

Bring it.

After I watch your fight with #1 :beer:

[The Pastor]

Oh Really :girlfight: You would run like a little girl :yes:



nah, ive no qualms with beating women.

[riffer]

Bring it.

After I watch your fight with #1 :beer:

You selling tickets buddy?

[Kendog]

You selling tickets buddy?

Private viewing only sorry :shifty:

[DMNTD]

I'm too fucking lovely to fight ;)

[Sparrowhawk]

Private viewing only sorry :shifty:

Now that's something worth fighting for! The rights to watch Trudes & #1 in a vat of vaseline! Bring it on Kendog!! :laugh:

I have a feeling it would turn into a huge brawl though....:Pokey:

[MadDuck]

I'm too fucking lovely to fight ;)

...and I bet you would be gutted to get blood stains on your luverly leather jacket :yes:

[DMNTD]

...and I bet you would be gutted to get blood stains on your luverly leather jacket :yes:

Well of course...my god!!! :shit:

[smoky]

I'm a pacifist
make love not war - so who would you make love to?

[DMNTD]

I'm a pacifist
make love not war - so who would you make love to?


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[Mom]

...and I bet you would be gutted to get blood stains on your luverly leather jacket :yes:

Dont be silly MadDuck, they would not show till they dried :dodge:

[DMNTD]

Dont be silly MadDuck, they would not show till they dried :dodge:

Cheeky lil' S*%t!! <_<
Right just for that...I've bought some one piece leathers! Try and sleep tonight! :done: :laugh:

[Trudes]

I wanna fight Trudes in a vat of Vaseline ;)


Would eh? Imagine the two of them not actually being able to get and hand hold of anything let alone do any damage, they would just slide off each other....:o I just did :shutup:


:shit: lol!!! too funny!!

A few years ago, we had a party at a friends place & we filled up a paddling pool with 'crystal rain'... I picked someone up & dumped them in it, was very very slippery stuff!!! Really hard to get a grip on someone when they're covered in that :)

Is it wrong that this is making me slightly aroused??:confused:

[MadDuck]

Right just for that...I've bought some one piece leathers! Try and sleep tonight! :done: :laugh:

Oh I will sleep just fine MR. What colour are they or do you have to wait until they arrive to find out? :devil2:

[smoky]

So you'id make love to your own hand then ???
Out of anyone you could imagine - you imagined your own palm????




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[Swoop]

i wanna fight santa.
i'm sick of that fat wank enticing little girls to sit on his knee :bash:
when he comes down that chimney,......POW!!!!!
i'm gonna kick him right in the sacks....then we'll see who's laughing ho ho ho.
The worn out geriatric fart, he forgot me fucking bike!!!

[Usarka]

So you'id make love to your own hand then ???
Out of anyone you could imagine - you imagined your own palm????

Rosey Palmer has five daughters. How more erotic can you get!!!?!??!?!??!! :devil2: