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racerhead
1st December 2008, 11:31
http://waldospost.com/2/posts/10_Share_Photos/146_Random_Photos/2609_The_Worst_Tattoos_Of_All_Time.html

Hopefully no one off here actually has any of these:gob:

JimO
1st December 2008, 15:09
fuuuuuuuk they clean off right???

carver
1st December 2008, 15:23
sidewinders M.F.S.C. one is bretty bad

Xile
1st December 2008, 15:35
woo lol!
The two horses fucking is really bad taste ey, and clean shaved Britney..wtf??? why would you get that???

Gubb
1st December 2008, 15:42
1. Yes. It's a Patrick Swayze cenetaur.
2. Phil Collins. Seriously?

The detail on the Phil Collins one is amazing though, just not sure about the subject.

Mikkel
1st December 2008, 15:46
Those aren't too bad. Just google Tattoo fail ... some scary shit out there!

Cheshire Cat
10th December 2008, 08:05
LOL!!! that was a BIG mistake :doh:


http://www.ohgizmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/spidey_tattoo_1.jpg

vifferman
10th December 2008, 08:11
fuuuuuuuk they clean off right???
Yeah, of course - that shit'll buff right out! :yes:

Beemer
10th December 2008, 08:22
Here's another one.

nodrog
10th December 2008, 08:34
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Big Dog
10th December 2008, 08:43
the spider man one is kind of cool.

Big Dog
10th December 2008, 08:54
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I wonder if this chick considered breast feeding before getting those.

laserracer
10th December 2008, 09:05
i knew a guy that had ...i smell.. tatooed on his feet.. the guy was a few crumbs short of a loaf

retro asian
10th December 2008, 10:56
Sorry, no time to post the link.... but google image search "pwned for life" and check out that tatoo!!

Beemer
10th December 2008, 10:59
There was a gang member in the BOP years ago who had "cut here" and a dotted line across his neck. I understand someone did one day!

Big Dog
10th December 2008, 11:31
Sorry, no time to post the link.... but google image search "pwned for life" and check out that tatoo!!

Do you mean www.ebaumsworld.com/pictures/view/459176/ ?

vifferman
10th December 2008, 12:05
Do you mean www.ebaumsworld.com/pictures/view/459176/ (http://www.ebaumsworld.com/pictures/view/459176/) ?
Aw! that's really purty - all them rats/mice and toadstool thingies!

Weaver
10th December 2008, 12:15
http://303dia.org/images/9/9a/Worst_tattoo_ever.jpg



Try these ones http://www.cwhyteforpresident.com/badtattoo.html

retro asian
10th December 2008, 14:28
Do you mean www.ebaumsworld.com/pictures/view/459176/ ?

Wow... never seen that one, but the one I'm thinking about is very similar...

Blossom
10th December 2008, 14:45
ok heres what I found

be warned..they are pretty bad. linky (http://www.wallstreetfighter.com/2007/01/lifetime-of-embarrassment-worlds.html)

and then I found this one, which I dont think is bad..just really really funny.
http://www.celebritytattoos.org/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/backheadtattoo.jpg

klingon
10th December 2008, 15:22
and then I found this one, which I dont think is bad..just really really funny.


That is very clever! He even has his hair trimmed to make "eyebrows" for his new face. I love it!

icekiwi
14th December 2008, 11:18
http://i296.photobucket.com/albums/mm196/icekiwinewz/PC122293.jpg

Heres a new one i got a couple of days ago.....
Bad...yeah I reckon its bad...

Trumpess
14th December 2008, 11:35
Heres a new one i got a couple of days ago.....
Bad...yeah I reckon its bad...


You have that tatt on your person??

Fuck why did you get it if you dont like it??

Inked for life man!

disenfranchised
14th December 2008, 11:37
I got sent this via email the other day.
Titled....

Cute butterfly tattoo

icekiwi
14th December 2008, 11:53
You have that tatt on your person??

Fuck why did you get it if you dont like it??

Inked for life man!


You mis understand me...
Bad as in I really like it...its a work of art not just a Tatt....
Bull seeing as i'm Taurus and the brands on the shoulder are my kids star sighns...its on the left side cause its over my heart...
Inked for life....SO...

Trumpess
14th December 2008, 11:55
You mis understand me...
Bad as in I really like it...its a work of art not just a Tatt....
Bull seeing as i'm Taurus and the brands on the shoulder are my kids star sighns...its on the left side cause its over my heart...
Inked for life....SO...


yep ... misunderstood ya.

thought you didnt like it.

icekiwi
14th December 2008, 12:03
yep ... misunderstood ya.

thought you didnt like it.

No worries....in fact you could say it was growing on me...lol

Thats just the start of a mural (a story like a Maori carving/Indian tottem pole tells if you like) that is going to carry on under my left arm an up onto my shoulder...all been carefully planned with the dude doing it for me..

Quailboy
14th December 2008, 12:07
The worst tattoo has to be these eyeball tattoos (http://images.google.co.nz/images?um=1&hl=en&q=eyeball+tattoo) :eek5:

So wrong.

Trumpess
14th December 2008, 12:23
No worries....in fact you could say it was growing on me...lol

Thats just the start of a mural (a story like a Maori carving/Indian tottem pole tells if you like) that is going to carry on under my left arm an up onto my shoulder...all been carefully planned with the dude doing it for me..



Sounds interguing!
Would love to see the work being done as it progresses.
Keep me posted?

i have only just started on mine again, after a 15 year gap.
My back will be pretty much a fantasy murell.

I just hope nothing happens like what gone on for some people :lol:

PrincessBandit
14th December 2008, 12:32
I rather like tattoos; I like the ones I have. But some of the ones shown here are just like O M G. These people are obviously not in their right mind!!
A friend of mine has been having some of hers lasered off and despite her fairly high pain threshold says it's really painful. But if you want to be a little old lady in the resthome flashing your penis-licking butterfly ladies, then who am I to stop you?
edit - my friend does NOT have the trouser snake torso butterfly, just to clarify (and neither do I!!!!!)

icekiwi
14th December 2008, 12:38
Sounds interguing!
Would love to see the work being done as it progresses.
Keep me posted?

i have only just started on mine again, after a 15 year gap.
My back will be pretty much a fantasy murell.

I just hope nothing happens like what gone on for some people :lol:


Next piece goes in after the new year...done a lot of travelling in the Himalayas so Mt Everest will be the background,a kiwi flag on the summit and one of the seven faces of buddha...a guy can spend to much time up in those mountains with a cone,thinking, while he's waiting for breaks in the weather...
Really looking forward to it...any pics of yours?
I think ppl end up with fuckups cause they dont take the time tell the tattoist exactly what they want...

Patrick
14th December 2008, 20:32
Heres a new one i got a couple of days ago.....
Bad...yeah I reckon its bad...

Isn't the symbol on the bulls neck to do with something else????????

Trumpess
14th December 2008, 20:52
Ya wouldnt want to end up in jail with this on your back huh?
This email has been doing the rounds for a while now :lol:

http://office-humour.co.uk/content/images/2008/12/10289.jpg

ninja13
15th December 2008, 00:45
Know any school mates that did their own tattoos with compass (or needle) and ink?
There's a book called Home Made Tattoos Rule, the photographs were taken in Melbourne, Perth and Aux:

http://www.itsdeadlicious.com/2008/03/home-made-tattoos.html?showComment=1206058680000

klingon
15th December 2008, 13:53
Ya wouldnt want to end up in jail with this on your back huh?
This email has been doing the rounds for a while now :lol:



Fortunately that's painted on so it's not permanent! Pretty cool piece of body art though. Personally I would put it in the 'best of' category rather than the 'worst of'.