Infidelities rampant at work Christmas parties

[Badjelly]

Be careful out there folks! You have been warned.

http://www.stuff.co.nz/4781282a19716.html

[AlBundy]

Sweet, anyone know of one we can go to to have some fun...

We could be the Christmas party crashers...

[slofox]

Ms Pihema would be a bloody killjoy then would she not.....?

[ynot slow]

Was good fun when as a young 17yr old working in a company with 100 plus staff,90% female,of those 60% were under 30yrs.Xmas piss up was at 12 noon on 23rd Dec.Used to go from work to all pubs,by about 7ish(closing time 11pm)a few girls were well on the way,many a xmas kiss(peck) ended with tongue/tonsil dancing,all good clean fun sort of.

[Paul in NZ]

You HAVE seen the people I work with???

[xwhatsit]

A survey run by a condom manufacturer -- some statistical bias there perhaps :laugh:

[Bren]

bloody infidels....death to them all !!!

[jrandom]

Personally, I'm hoping my missus gets drunk and snogs the receptionist.

[Trudes]

Ummm, or you could have a little thing that is kinda pretty important in a relationship.... TRUST!!!!

[jrandom]

TRUST!!!!

In my experience, less than half the people I've ever met are worthy of it.

This means that unless at least half of the population wishes to go without a partner, they're going to have to figure out how to work around a lack thereof.

[98tls]

Ummm, or you could have a little thing that is kinda pretty important in a relationship.... TRUST!!!! Trust is good:niceone:My Border Collie Mac is completly trustworthy.Ive yet to meet a human worthy of said comment,then again ive never been let down by one,go figure.

[Trudes]

I just found this bit:
"If you suspect your spouse of being romantically involved with someone at work, we strongly recommend you attend the office party,'' Ms Pihema said.

as what?????
If I thought mine was getting up to no good at work and would fuck some office bird at the Xmas party I'd be more inclinded to give him the flick if I couldn't trust him than turn up at the party and do the possesive wifey thing. That's just me though, I trust my man, he also knows I can and would kick his arse.:buggerd:

[Sniper]

Man, Kiwi Xmas parties are much better than here......

Mind you, secluded tropical island, free grog for an entire 24hr period and MissSniper not watching me type this.....

[klingon]

"Do not be put off by your partner suggesting the Christmas party is a 'closed shop' or that you will not know anyone there. Arrange for a babysitter if you have children, wear your fancy attire and turn up.''

...

Ummm... so what if the Xmas party really is a 'closed shop' ie for staff only. You just gonna barge your way in there and show the entire company that you don't trust your partner? No wonder s/he's cheating on you!

[mstriumph]

Originally Posted by Trudes
TRUST!!!!
In my experience, less than half the people I've ever met are worthy of it...........
mostly the bottom halves i suspect?

[Marmoot]

Ummm, or you could have a little thing that is kinda pretty important in a relationship.... TRUST!!!!

"Trust me, it's just casual sex. You're still my one and only love"


Will it work? :yes:

[Trudes]

Ummm... so what if the Xmas party really is a 'closed shop' ie for staff only. You just gonna barge your way in there and show the entire company that you don't trust your partner? No wonder s/he's cheating on you!

Exactly eh!
I mean, please!! Either way, how are you going to show your face on Monday at work? You either screwed the ugly receptionist in the conference room or your bitchy possessive wife showed up at the Xmas do where "no partners please" was specified and gave every female staff member the evils. Fuck!
I remember a place I worked at decided one year that the Xmas do would be open for partners to attend. There were more fist fights, drunken debortuary, pissed rooting and spew than any other year, it was a unanimous decision after that year that partners were no longer welcome at Xmas parties there.

[Trudes]

"Trust me, it's just casual sex. You're still my one and only love"


Will it work? :yes:

Not likely, I wasn't born yesterday.:)

[mstriumph]

i don't go to functions that are 'staff only' ..... bad enough to have to work with them :wacko:

[R6_kid]

Ummm, or you could have a little thing that is kinda pretty important in a relationship.... TRUST!!!!

Go talk to Sallo and see where TRUST got her...

on the flip side - talk to the guys in the relationships and see how they feel about TRUST

[Trudes]

Go talk to Sallo and see where TRUST got her...

on the flip side - talk to the guys in the relationships and see how they feel about TRUST

I don't need to talk to her about trust, or anybody she has been having 'relations' with. There's a big difference between a casual relationship and a committed and/or married relationship. If I felt I couldn't trust my man to go to a party and not fuck anyone, then I'd be rid of him, and he knows it. End of story.

[Number One]

I don't need to talk to her about trust, or anybody she has been having 'relations' with. There's a big difference between a casual relationship and a committed and/or married relationship. If I felt I couldn't trust my man to go to a party and not fuck anyone, then I'd be rid of him, and he knows it. End of story.
Who the fuck is Sallo? ANd I agree with your other comments too Trudes. If I felt I really couldn't trust him I wouldn't hang around and I sure as shit wouldn't show up to the party to eyeball all the skanky hoes in the room. Fuck it - if that's what he wanted he would be welcome to it but he wouldn't be sleeping anywhere near me again.

AND the tag says it all....I've never understood this whole screwing your workmates thing. I have worked with some good looking people but ewww. But then I never was the 'one night stand shagger' and couldn't be arsed with the extra politics and bullshit that I've observed goes on when people do screw the crew. Sure as shit got no interest, desire or motivation to go there where I work now either. I like men with personalities and having a high IQ and large bank balance alone does nothing for me

[stify]

"Trust me, it's just casual. You're still my one and only love"


Will it work? :yes:

only if ya lookin 2 ride a different brand i tinks

[Bloody Mad Woman (BMW)]

Crikey you would have to be fn drunk, stoned and had the frontal labotomy to even think about screwing any the guys at my work - .

This year I decided I would take a male to my Xmas do - I'm "borrowing" him - NOT BUYing him lol I figured he would enjoy a free meal and drink. And we could do a damn good shit stir. As said above - its bad enough working with them everyday - then you have so socialise with them as well. Anyway I want a free feed and some dancing. If I drank it would have been great cos it is only across the road from me lol

[eelracing]

I remember a place I worked at decided one year that the Xmas do would be open for partners to attend. There were more fist fights, drunken debortuary, pissed rooting and spew than any other year,

Sounds like a choice knees-up to me.
Wheres this place holding it this year?

[sidecar bob]

I just give my staff a few hundred bucks each on the last working day of the year & we all fuck off in our own directions. Chrissakes, weve just spent a year working together, its time to get on the piss with the people we dont work with by then.
No jealous partners, no screwing the receptionist & no acetylene bombs, actually, the acetylene bombs were fun.

[Maki]

I just give my staff a few hundred bucks each on the last working day of the year & we all fuck off in our own directions. Chrissakes, weve just spent a year working together, its time to get on the piss with the people we dont work with by then.
No jealous partners, no screwing the receptionist & no acetylene bombs, actually, the acetylene bombs were fun.

Agree 100%

People must have crap relationships and rubbish workplaces if they think it's worth jeopordizing them by screwing around like that...

[Brian d marge]

Stuff .., my missus just told be the other day to get a girl friend , as long as she is younger , and puts out more ,,, the wife is happy ,,,

I reckon shes calling my bluff ,,, but ,,HELL YEAH ,,,

Ive been up and down this street with this sandwich board ,,a week now ,,,

no Luck

Stephen

ps ,,she did say that ,,,,it twas me who bailed ...

[CookMySock]

Stuff .., my missus just told be the other day to get a girl friend , as long as she is younger , and puts out more ,,, the wife is happy ,,,Haha, great! Yeah cmon people, stop being so territorial and possessive. Get past it and live a little. Yum.

Steve

[Trudes]

Sounds like a choice knees-up to me.
Wheres this place holding it this year?

:lol: Cedenco Gisborne. It was well known in Gissy as "The Fuck Factory"......

[Owl]

I just give my staff a few hundred bucks each on the last working day of the year & we all fuck off in our own directions. Chrissakes, weve just spent a year working together, its time to get on the piss with the people we dont work with by then.
No jealous partners, no screwing the receptionist & no acetylene bombs, actually, the acetylene bombs were fun.

I totally agree!

As for acetylene bombs, that tit for tat fun came to an end after I made the biggie, to teach our neighbours a lesson. It was about the size of a small car and filled with compressed air, but of course they didn’t know that. Boy did they freak when I parked that puppy outside their smoko room!:rofl:

[Mrs Busa Pete]

I heard yesterday of a lady that i worked with husband came home the other day packed his bags and said i'm leaving she is deverstated and they where like the perfect couple they went every where together.

So a lesson there fooks it can happen to any one.

[Trudes]

You'd have to be a bit dim to think your partner could NEVER cheat on you, however if you expect the worst often you are not disappointed. I just think if you expect to be cheated on, you probably will be, self-fulfilling prophecy and all.

[Lissa]

THE office party ... ahh what fun for those that don't drink! I work in an industry that are mostly all men, and mostly all older married men, who drink like there's no tomorrow, who think because I turn up alone they can say and do what they like, and the more they drink the worse it gets. Apparently I am to wear a short waitress outfit to this years one :mellow: for everyone's entertainment. I wont be going, my man isn't able to come with me, and I just cant be bothered. Its the called the Silly Man Season for a reason!

[Fatjim]

I heard yesterday of a lady that i worked with husband came home the other day packed his bags and said i'm leaving she is deverstated and they where like the perfect couple they went every where together.

So a lesson there fooks it can happen to any one.

Yeah, but what you don't see is the nagging, bitching, fighting and general childish behaviour that goes on when noone else is around that drove him away.

[Blossom]

I work at home.
So yeah I probably will sleep with the boss at the end of year party..and christmas... and New Years...
:innocent::love:

[vifferman]

Even if I wasn't deeply committed to the vifferbabe, there's no-one at my workplace I'd shag.
Our Christmas function's been canceled; the parent company is Mrkn, and with the financial crap happening in Mrka, they've had to lay off some people, so they deemed it non-PC for Happy! Profitable! parts of the company like ours to celebrate, while other people got the boot.
So, we lost the $2.5k deposit on our function. I wasn't going to it anyway, as the vifferbabe said after the last one (a dinner/dance cruise on the Hauraki Gulf), "We're not going to any more of your work functions - I don't like the people you work with. And your boss is a dork!"
So... the Big Boss has organised a "pot luck" dinner at his house instead of a company-sponsored event.
Might go to that.
Might not.
Definitely won't shag any workmates. Even if I wanted to, they think I'm weird.

[portokiwi]

I only work with guys so No theres no shagging over here:2guns:
We get great stuff from the boss and family though:Punk: I love my job:love::love::love::love::innocent:

[Beemer]

If I get to my husband's work do on Saturday and find that 10-pin bowling is a euphemism for something else, I'm heading for the hills!

I am self-employed so there's no one else to shag anyway!

[ManDownUnder]

If I get to my husband's work do on Saturday and find that 10-pin bowling is a euphemism for something else, I'm heading for the hills!

I am self-employed so there's no one else to shag anyway!

So you can go f'k yourself? (Rhetorical - really - just playing with words unless.... you have photos but then again... should I stop now?)

[alanzs]

The best part of work parties is watching the other people make assholes out of themselves.

[slofox]

There's only me in my wine shop...so what am I supposed to do? Aahhhhh never mind.....ya grubby bastards.....

[Finn]

I think the article has made some people in this thread nervous.

[fire eyes]

:girlfight: pay not attend the party then :2thumbsup

[Finn]

There's only me in my wine shop...so what am I supposed to do?

Good point. How will you ever get time off to go buy the booze for the party?

[slofox]

Good point. How will you ever get time off do go buy the booze for the party?

Exactly!!!!

[Pussy]

There's only me in my wine shop...so what am I supposed to do? Aahhhhh never mind.....ya grubby bastards.....

You should be able to at least get a skinfull! :niceone:

[Big Dave]

If I can't take the co-pilot to a function - I ain't going anyway.

[Number One]

I work at home.
So yeah I probably will sleep with the boss at the end of year party..and christmas... and New Years...
:innocent::love:

:niceone: good on ya!


The best part of work parties is watching the other people make assholes out of themselves.

I agree!!! AND I'm never disappointed - at least one person always makes a total asshole of themself :shifty: I'm hoping one person in particular makes a right coont of herself this year cos I'll be there ready and waiting with the razor to take off one of those perfectly manicured eyebrows on her stuck up pinched ice queen face :2guns:

[Trudes]

I agree!!! AND I'm never disappointed - at least one person always makes a total asshole of themself :shifty: I'm hoping one person in particular makes a right coont of herself this year cos I'll be there ready and waiting with the razor to take off one of those perfectly manicured eyebrows on her stuck up pinched ice queen face :2guns:

remember to take photos!

[Blossom]

Definitely won't shag any workmates. Even if I wanted to, they think I'm weird.

you are weird. :lol:


The best part of work parties is watching the other people make assholes out of themselves.

Yep thats why I am going to the mans work party.




I'm hoping one person in particular makes a right coont of herself this year cos I'll be there ready and waiting with the razor to take off one of those perfectly manicured eyebrows on her stuck up pinched ice queen face :2guns:

oh you have one of those too.. so much fun to play with. Last year I went as a Goth to the xmas party and she was sooooo livid. Me and the office manager get along like a house on fire and like to wind her up.. This year I am going as super nanny, and I am taking my naughty spot.:devil2:

[speights_bud]

There are NO Women at my work :(:pinch: :wacko:

Just as well partners are invited to the christmas piss up :2thumbsup