Xmas is coming u lot.

[98tls]

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[JimO]

that was funny i bought my wife some cheap debaffeled vtr 1000 cans for xmas..:bye:

[98tls]

that was funny i bought my wife some cheap debaffeled vtr 1000 cans for xmas..:bye: Looks like Quiche for you mate.

[NighthawkNZ]

that was funny i bought my wife some cheap debaffeled vtr 1000 cans for xmas..:bye:

makes them sound nice... and its about 96db as well :)

This I know from mine ;)

[JimO]

i could always sweeten the deal with a new iron

[NighthawkNZ]

i could always sweeten the deal with a new iron

a what?.... :scratch:

[98tls]

Ive been soaking a rusty old chain off the race bike for close on a year,am going to dry it off/wipe it down spray with loo freshner and give it to some slapper n pub on xmas eve:shifty:fuck if i can find the joining link i will even put it round her neck.:laugh:

[Virago]

i could always sweeten the deal with a new iron

Tip number one: When cleaning a rifle, don't use the ironing board as a work bench.

Tip number two: If you spill gun cleaning fluid on the ironing board, don't buy your wife a new ironing board cover for her birthday...:innocent:

[JimO]

a what?.... :scratch:

you jam them against the door to stop the wind blowing it shut

[JimO]

Tip number one: When cleaning a rifle, don't use the ironing board as a work bench.

Tip number two: If you spill gun cleaning fluid on the ironing board, don't buy your wife a new ironing board cover for her birthday...:innocent:

sounds like a man who knows what he is talking about

[98tls]

sounds like a man who knows what he is talking about Amazing really,last i heard you lot still used muskets down there.

[Virago]

How do you think I spilled the cleaning fluid? Muzzle loaders are a bastard to clean.

[Madness]

Her indoors bought me a new leather jacket this week, early xmas pressie.

I'm going to return the flavour with a full set of new sintered pads, braided lines and a nice shiny black hoop for the back end.

Best I pack my bags now huh?

[NighthawkNZ]

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Actually the dog house looked quite relaxing... easy enough to block out the sound... no arguements... don't have to worry about anything... especially presents

[JimO]

Actually the dog house looked quite relaxing... easy enough to block out the sound... no arguements... don't have to worry about anything... especially presents

from the look of the guys in the dog house you probably have more chance of getting a b/j there than at home:niceone:

[NighthawkNZ]

shiny black hoop for the back end.



I do hope you are talking about your bike?

[Madness]

I do hope you are talking about your bike?

You wouldn't be asking if you'd seen her indoors' back end.

[JimO]

You wouldn't be asking if you'd seen her indoors' back end.

now thats a dog house offence right there

[Madness]

Woof fuckin woof!

I'd buy her a vacuum but she'd never use it.

[98tls]

Woof fuckin woof!

I'd buy her a vacuum but she'd never use it. Give her a Cleveland steamer,after that shed bring the lux out before making breakfast.

[turtleman]

i could always sweeten the deal with a new iron


a what?.... :scratch:

You know ...

7iron
8 iron
...pitching wedge...

...

[chester]

Ive ordered myself an 09 street triple for xmas, the misses still asked me what I wanted for xmas. How much more should I ask for ? I bet ill be in the dog kennel when th bike arrives as ill be out every day riding. :banana:

[Madness]

You should ask her to buy you some petrol vouchers then. :niceone:

[98tls]

Anyone know where i could get one of these?

[98tls]

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[vifferman]

Xmas is coming u lot.


Say wha...?!? :eek5:
When did that happen? :confused:

I freakn HATE Christmas! :mad:
I didn't used to, back when I was small. Now it means presents, and fuss, and family (which means fights, recriminations, and general unpleasantness).
Don't tell the vifferbabe, but I'm seriously thinking about running away somewhere.
Again.
Perhaps a cheap motel in some small, crappy town where there's nothing to do...

[Tank]

This could prove popular in Auckland.http://www.tlzone.net/forums/redirect-to/?redirect=http%3A%2F%2Fgizmodo.com%2F5102159%2Feqm-%2B-the-erectile-quality-monitor

Where is the 'it will rip her in 1/2" light?

[Cajun]

Xmas is coming u lot.


Say wha...?!? :eek5:
When did that happen? :confused:

I freakn HATE Christmas! :mad:
I didn't used to, back when I was small. Now it means presents, and fuss, and family (which means fights, recriminations, and general unpleasantness).
Don't tell the vifferbabe, but I'm seriously thinking about running away somewhere.
Again.
Perhaps a cheap motel in some small, crappy town where there's nothing to do...

we canceled xmas months ago.

[vifferman]

we canceled xmas months ago.
Well, you did a crap job of it - it's still on at our house! :blank:

[Trumpess]

The dog house
That was excellent and a learning curve for you all :lol:
That is if you want to have a peacefull xmas