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Bob
11th February 2005, 08:25
TO: B&Q

Dear Sir/Madam

My congratulations to you on getting a yacht to leave the UK on 28th November 2004, sail 27,354 miles around the world and arrive back 72 days later.

Could you please let me know when the kitchen I ordered 96 days ago will be arriving from your warehouse 13 miles away?

Yours sincerely,


(For those of you that may not know, B&Q are a kitchen/bathroom/general hardware store - and sponsored the yacht that Ellen MacArthur sailed round the world in record time for a solo voyage)

Biff
11th February 2005, 08:58
LMAO - In my experience B&Q were bloody useless.

Sniper
11th February 2005, 13:00
Hehe, thats true though