Use yer nose

[FROSTY]

This has been thrashed around a fair bit I'm sure but one thing that has saved my bacon a few times has been the ol snozz-My nose.
The smell of fresh cow shit or the pungent aroma of diesel has on occasion been my first warning that somethings not right in my lil world.

[yungatart]

Mine is known to be ineffective (or should that be defective?) at times due to vast amounts of snot-causing pollen.

[sugilite]

And the fresh smell of cut grass, often means a slow tractor will be around the next bend or two. Good point frosty...

[Quailboy]

And the sweet (?) smell of wet tar in sweltering summer heat to get all crossed up on.

[Macktheknife]

Or my personal favourite....
The smell of cowshit and diesel mixed= stock truck not far ahead!

[klingon]

My favourite was when an onion truck overturned on SH1 north of Auckland. You could smell the squashed onions ages before you got there. True story!

[Maha]

Or my personal favourite....
The smell of cowshit and diesel mixed= stock truck not far ahead!

Or my personal favourite....
Cowshit/Diesel/Mown Grass/Elephant Dung/Channel#5/New Paint/Onions...

You are now approaching the spot where a Stock Truck driven by a Female has just past a Circus that has set up next to a house where they are doing renovations....:lol:

Howzit Mack??

[raftn]

So you went past that as well.....

[musicman]

You are now approaching the spot where a Stock Truck driven by a Female has just past a Circus that has set up next to a house where they are doing renovations....:lol:

Sorry that scenario is impossible. Everyone knows females can't drive. And a stock truck, too! How absurd! :dodge:

It must've been a cross-dressing truckie wearing the Channel#5(?).

And your scenario doesn't take into account the onion smell. Unless that's what the stock/circus animals/cross-dressing truckie/rennovators was/were eating. :lol:

[Ixion]

Sorry that scenario is impossible. Everyone knows females can't drive. And a stock truck, too! How absurd! :dodge:

Allah has forbidden it.

[carver]

This has been thrashed around a fair bit I'm sure but one thing that has saved my bacon a few times has been the ol snozz-My nose.
The smell of fresh cow shit or the pungent aroma of diesel has on occasion been my first warning that somethings not right in my lil world.

it didn't save you and your VFR

[Maha]

Sorry that scenario is impossible. Everyone knows females can't drive. And a stock truck, too! How absurd! :dodge:

It must've been a cross-dressing truckie wearing the Channel#5(?).

And your scenario doesn't take into account the onion smell. Unless that's what the stock/circus animals/cross-dressing truckie/rennovators was/were eating. :lol:


The Onion smell is at the Circus....for your steak and onion sandwiches....:rolleyes:

[speights_bud]

And the sweet (?) smell of wet tar in sweltering summer heat to get all crossed up on.

mmmm Looooove that tar smell :sweatdrop

[MadDuck]

bacon cow shit or the pungent aroma of diesel

Hmmmmm....breakfast :woohoo:

[McJim]

Hmmmm - I remeber on a damp day emerging from the Homer Tunnel on the west side to the aroma of diesel...LOTS of diesel and glancing down at a series of PURPLE hairpins and thinking "Fuck that for a lark - I'm going home".

Found out on the Monday that a Diesel tanker hadn't quite secured it's load on it's way to Milford.:Oops: