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mstriumph
9th December 2008, 13:27
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BE WARNED!! ....

http://news.ninemsn.com.au/article.aspx?id=684060

....... you never know what's coming at ya!! :whistle:

Mom
9th December 2008, 13:30
What no charge for wanking while driving?

How embarrassing :killingme

vifferman
9th December 2008, 13:33
What no charge for wanking while driving?
If you lose your licence for dangerous driving, perhaps he should've lost his knob for dangerous pleasuring?

Mom
9th December 2008, 13:34
If you lose your licence for dangerous driving, perhaps he should've lost his knob for dangerous pleasuring?

Quite :yes:

Imagine explaining that to your missus, even allowing you have had an argument :blank:

R6_kid
9th December 2008, 14:11
Cut his dick and hands off. That's what they'd do where he comes from.

Tank
9th December 2008, 14:11
You would never catch a biker doing that.

The gloves are too damm bulky.

Stirts
9th December 2008, 14:11
he obviously had played with his diddle far too much and he went blind and crashed!

vifferman
9th December 2008, 14:12
Quite :yes:

Imagine explaining that to your missus, even allowing you have had an argument :blank:
"Um... well drear, I was thinking about you, and got a funny feeling in my trousers, and the next thing the old fella just kinda popped out!" :crazy:
So, I thought, "Crikey! Waddooidonow?" and phoned the experts at that sex place to ask them. Next thing I know, I've crashed into another car..."

MIXONE
9th December 2008, 14:13
And my mum said it would only make me go blind.

Murray
9th December 2008, 14:30
What a dickhead!!!!

Clockwork
9th December 2008, 14:34
Just aother tosser in a 4x4

WuZards-Eugene
9th December 2008, 14:38
Pretty shit how all that wanker got was 8 years jail time. 50 years seems more appropriate.

TOTO
9th December 2008, 14:39
what a wanker :bash:

Reckless
9th December 2008, 15:21
what a wanker :bash:


Drunken Wanker!!

Fatjim
9th December 2008, 15:30
This is definitely a case of having someone in the car with you drinking would have made the situation safer.

Trumpess
9th December 2008, 15:41
Oh well .... he wont have to wank himself anymore being in jail. It will be done for him.

I can only imagine whats going through the poor wife of the deceased drivers mind. She wont sleep easy ... ewwwww!

Maha
10th December 2008, 14:21
So why didnt he just Pull into a rest area, spank the monkey and pull straight out again? Nice and clean, (well, ok, a little mess to clean up, in some cases, alot!) nobody gets hurt until he has his manditory after sex smoke, which drops into his lap and he then drives in front of a full laden Kenworth, opps hes dead!

Genestho
10th December 2008, 19:12
Erm, ew

Crikey..at least that scenario is not in my head, on top of the rest of it all!!

Im not sure who to feel more empathy for - the wife of the driver?
Or the deceased's family!?

Cant help myself:whistle:, but wonder if those sentences were maximum?
Dont think so.
I see Hong Kong is proposing to double the max sentence for drink driving causing death from 5 to 10 years..our max is 5

The length of ban from driving seems more appropriate in comparison with what we see here.