1000 - HD McDonalds riders in Hamilton

[igor]

farrrrrrrrrrrrrk. went into town b4 and we got a 1000 HD riders on them McDonalds bikes here

why u ask do i call im mcdonalds bike. Last time they was here for ther big rally one comes up to me in town and askes where there is a good restaurant.

I answered well if ya rode a BMW I no where there is a good fine food place but since ya ride a HD ya better go to MCDs

last saw im wandering away muttering under his breath

and the woman, fark I am 40 and i ant seen a good looking one yet.

when are these toosers gunna realize leather is out and gortex is in. They look cool though, NOT. what a pack of sad sacks with all that brand name bullshit they wear. :shake:

Latte cruisers, never get off the highway

[Blakamin]

Saw about 50 of them moving north yesterday..... in one lot

[Waylander]

farrrrrrrrrrrrrk. went into town b4 and we got a 1000 HD riders on them McDonalds bikes here

why u ask do i call im mcdonalds bike. Last time they was here for ther big rally one comes up to me in town and askes where there is a good restaurant.

I answered well if ya rode a BMW I no where there is a good fine food place but since ya ride a HD ya better go to MCDs

last saw im wandering away muttering under his breath

and the woman, fark I am 40 and i ant seen a good looking one yet.

when are these toosers gunna realize leather is out and gortex is in. They look cool though, NOT. what a pack of sad sacks with all that brand name bullshit they wear. :shake:

Latte cruisers, never get off the highway
You're tellin me.... Went riding through town earlier on the way to the testing centre and passed hundreds of them and not one of the buggers waved back at me. Ohwell, looks like elitism is here.

[igor]

Saw about 50 of them moving north yesterday..... in one lot

every woman that saw them got all wet, they reckon to. Hahahaha

wot a firkin joke, all i saw was trashy lookin hoebags today

[Waylander]

every woman that saw them got all wet, they reckon to. Hahahaha

wot a firkin joke, all i saw was trashy lookin hoebags today
Cause all the hot chicks were at Quasi's place partying up while he is out of town.:wari: :banana: :wari:

[igor]

the ones i saw ya wouldn't do for practice at a orgy

[Rose Lee]

farrrrrrrrrrrrrk. went into town b4 and we got a 1000 HD riders on them McDonalds bikes here

why u ask do i call im mcdonalds bike. Last time they was here for ther big rally one comes up to me in town and askes where there is a good restaurant.

I answered well if ya rode a BMW I no where there is a good fine food place but since ya ride a HD ya better go to MCDs

last saw im wandering away muttering under his breath

and the woman, fark I am 40 and i ant seen a good looking one yet.

when are these toosers gunna realize leather is out and gortex is in. They look cool though, NOT. what a pack of sad sacks with all that brand name bullshit they wear. :shake:

Latte cruisers, never get off the highway
Any objections to a little mixture of Leather and Lace,

[marty]

there was about 50 of them stopped off with teapot and bumble and the TAG team on SH3 by the airport - in the rain :)

[igor]

Any objections to a little mixture of Leather and Lace,

Leather and Lace, and the lights on low or out is the only way to do the ones i saw

[igor]

there was about 50 of them stopped off with teapot and bumble and the TAG team on SH3 by the airport - in the rain :)

i hope they was all getting wet and a cold to teach im leather is shit in the rain

[Waylander]

On a positive note I did get a nod from one of them as I got the knee down on a 90 degree corner on the dragon. Scraped my pasenger peg cause i forgot to put that one up after giving my sister a lift last night. Didn't think I could lean the bugger that far over without falling but damn it was fun. Can't wait to get a sports bike to do it all the time:2thumbsup

[Krusti]

On a positive note I did get a nod from one of them as I got the knee down on a 90 degree corner on the dragon. Scraped my pasenger peg cause i forgot to put that one up after giving my sister a lift last night. Didn't think I could lean the bugger that far over without falling but damn it was fun. Can't wait to get a sports bike to do it all the time:2thumbsup
We went to Harley rally at Hunua with friends a while ago, we took the Bandit,only Jappa there. Had a ball, won the slow race, weany snatch and got some envious nods as we overtook the Harleys on our back wheel during their ride.
:shake: :banana:

[Waylander]

We went to Harley rally at Hunua with friends a while ago, we took the Bandit,only Jappa there. Had a ball, won the slow race, weany snatch and got some envious nods as we overtook the Harleys on our back wheel during their ride.
:shake: :banana:
Funny thing about those hog guys, they buy there bike merly for the name and cant bloddy corner without damage to the bike. They see someone like you go by and show them up with handeling or acceleration. I like my bike becouse when i rolled up next to a guy on a '99 883 sportster he laughed at me and I said
" My bike has a bigger engine, better handling, louder pipes and i paid about $20,000 less than you. Now, what are you laughing at"
Then the light turned green and I gave it full juice and my baby just launched herself off the line. Just wish I could have seen his face.

[zeRax]

haha
:2thumbsup good shit alucard_d , haha, thats cool, so wish i'd have seen it, the look on his face would have been priceless :O~, teach him for trying to mock

[scumdog]

Funny thing about those hog guys, they buy there bike merly for the name and cant bloddy corner without damage to the bike. They see someone like you go by and show them up with handeling or acceleration. I like my bike becouse when i rolled up next to a guy on a '99 883 sportster he laughed at me and I said
" My bike has a bigger engine, better handling, louder pipes and i paid about $20,000 less than you. Now, what are you laughing at"
Then the light turned green and I gave it full juice and my baby just launched herself off the line. Just wish I could have seen his face.

Yeah, BFD, and ya STILL didn't have a Harley!! :shake:

[scumdog]

farrrrrrrrrrrrrk. went into town b4 and we got a 1000 HD riders on them McDonalds bikes here

why u ask do i call im mcdonalds bike. Last time they was here for ther big rally one comes up to me in town and askes where there is a good restaurant.

I answered well if ya rode a BMW I no where there is a good fine food place but since ya ride a HD ya better go to MCDs

last saw im wandering away muttering under his breath

and the woman, fark I am 40 and i ant seen a good looking one yet.

when are these toosers gunna realize leather is out and gortex is in. They look cool though, NOT. what a pack of sad sacks with all that brand name bullshit they wear. :shake:

Latte cruisers, never get off the highway

Welcome back igor, so I guess replacing the vacuum in your head with a dead baby sparrow didn't quite give your mental capacity the boost you had hoped for eh? :niceone:

And I also guess you too STILL haven't got a H-D yet? never mind keep trying little buddy, sometime loser get lucky too you know.

[igor]

Welcome back igor, so I guess replacing the vacuum in your head with a dead baby sparrow didn't quite give your mental capacity the boost you had hoped for eh? :niceone:

And I also guess you too STILL haven't got a H-D yet? never mind keep trying little buddy, sometime loser get lucky too you know.

hey scummy, wonder how long it would take ya to bite. the hog rally is being organised by a few cops.

i love cranking im and they bite very well to.

ya got mcd's down your way. hey get back to work and get out ther and look for Lou and hunt him down and do the deed.

PS. the HD shop in Homotown gave me a HD to use oine day. it was Barrys personal bike (the owner). well we headed out of town onto the back roads. after about 10kms i said to my good wife what do ya think. she said my bum hurts. I said me too

back to the shop and back onto me trusty beemer.

to be fair i also had a test ride on a R1200C when they first came out and that was not me either

oh well better wait another 20 years until i turn into a really sad bastard and i may get one when alzhiermers sets in

they do say that as ya get older ya do move to a HD b4 ya ready to hit the rest home.

i do think wankers ride them, its mainly the hard boy image they are living and they are soft cocks. the leather look with the must have the HD logo. sucked in by marketing.

but saying that I do like the look of some of the bikes.

its like BMW. make great bikes leading in technology and xclent clothing but bike accesorirs like panniers tankbags etc are Shite

over and out

next :spudwave:

[scumdog]

You handled that rather well igor, I was hoping to provoke rampant raving and personal insult! :2thumbsup

It was just me trying to keep up my "Two types of rider; those with a Harley and those that want on" image! :Pokey:

[Waylander]

Yeah, BFD, and ya STILL didn't have a Harley!! :shake:
Yup, and I STILL don't want one. Some of you hog riders are cool but from my expieriance the rest are jerks. Elitism at its best, and to think the only reason most have harleys is becouse they want to be like someone else, and then they custimize their bike (with factory parts) and say they are different.:spudwhat: No thanks mate, I'll stick with my Virago. Handles better, rides better, has bit more power and I didnt pay so bloody much just for an HD badge on the tank.

[scumdog]

Yup, and I STILL don't want one. Some of you hog riders are cool but from my expieriance the rest are jerks. Elitism at its best, and to think the only reason most have harleys is becouse they want to be like someone else, and then they custimize their bike (with factory parts) and say they are different.:spudwhat: No thanks mate, I'll stick with my Virago. Handles better, rides better, has bit more power and I didnt pay so bloody much just for an HD badge on the tank.

But you still don't have a Harley!! :Pokey: ;)

[Waylander]

But you still don't have a Harley!! :Pokey: ;)
Tell you what, I'll go tool a HD logo and stick it on my bike somewhere would that make you feel beter?

[Oscar]

hey scummy, wonder how long it would take ya to bite. the hog rally is being organised by a few cops.

i love cranking im and they bite very well to.

ya got mcd's down your way. hey get back to work and get out ther and look for Lou and hunt him down and do the deed.

PS. the HD shop in Homotown gave me a HD to use oine day. it was Barrys personal bike (the owner). well we headed out of town onto the back roads. after about 10kms i said to my good wife what do ya think. she said my bum hurts. I said me too

back to the shop and back onto me trusty beemer.

to be fair i also had a test ride on a R1200C when they first came out and that was not me either

oh well better wait another 20 years until i turn into a really sad bastard and i may get one when alzhiermers sets in

they do say that as ya get older ya do move to a HD b4 ya ready to hit the rest home.

i do think wankers ride them, its mainly the hard boy image they are living and they are soft cocks. the leather look with the must have the HD logo. sucked in by marketing.

but saying that I do like the look of some of the bikes.

its like BMW. make great bikes leading in technology and xclent clothing but bike accesorirs like panniers tankbags etc are Shite

over and out

next :spudwave:

Yeah, there's only one thing worse than a HD poser - a BMW Poser. How many GS/PD's do ya reckon ever go off road?

[igor]

Yeah, there's only one thing worse than a HD poser - a BMW Poser. How many GS/PD's do ya reckon ever go off road?

those posers on their yahahahahaha TRX's or wot ever ya call im as i can't exactly remember as there are SFA of im round cause no one wants them :yeah:

[Oscar]

those posers on their yahahahahaha TRX's or wot ever ya call im as i can't exactly remember as there are SFA of im round cause no one wants them :yeah:

TDM's - you don't pose on a bike that ugly - you just ride. And funny I never did see any GS's out here...

http://oscar.smugmug.com/photos/15456371-M.jpg

..or here..

http://oscar.smugmug.com/photos/542522-M-1.jpg

In fact the last one I recall is the German/Jafa who fell on his arse...

[White trash]

Yup, and I STILL don't want one. Some of you hog riders are cool but from my expieriance the rest are jerks. Elitism at its best, and to think the only reason most have harleys is becouse they want to be like someone else, and then they custimize their bike (with factory parts) and say they are different.:spudwhat: No thanks mate, I'll stick with my Virago. Handles better, rides better, has bit more power and I didnt pay so bloody much just for an HD badge on the tank.

That's funny. Some of them Suzuki riders are wankers and some are cool. I met a bloke on a CBR1000 the other day who was a total tool but his mate riding the Hornet was funny as fuck.

I'll grab a 1200 sporty one day when I'm up your way, you can show me how much better your Yamaharley is on your favourite road.

[igor]

TDM's - arse...

and i wouldn't ride with ya either

some people have standards., far to much riff raff out their

so ya up for a coro loop 2morrow early with 2 PD's

[marty]

i went and snuck the TL into the middle of the black masses - violators and all! man did i get some evil looks :)

i don't think red dog was impressed :)

[Oscar]

and i wouldn't ride with ya either

some people have standards., far to much riff raff out their

so ya up for a coro loop 2morrow early with 2 PD's


No riff raff where we go, no HD's either, and usually only one stinkin' GS too..

http://oscar.smugmug.com/photos/6532024-M.jpg

Check out the front end on Phil's baby.

[Waylander]

That's funny. Some of them Suzuki riders are wankers and some are cool. I met a bloke on a CBR1000 the other day who was a total tool but his mate riding the Hornet was funny as fuck.

I'll grab a 1200 sporty one day when I'm up your way, you can show me how much better your Yamaharley is on your favourite road.
You're on mate, though the only road i know very well is the one through Cambridge out to Tauranga going up the Kaimais, you sure the sporty can handle those turns?

[igor]

we are quite fussy we don't ride with queers either

http://www.ukgser.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=31114&highlight=motu

don't forget to watch TV1 at 4.30pm today

[Oscar]

You're on mate, though the only road i know very well is the one through Cambridge out to Tauranga going up the Kaimais, you sure the sporty can handle those turns?

Virage v. Sportster...http://www.advrider.com/forums/images/smilies/eek7.gif



















.........CRIPPLE FIGHT!!!!

[Oscar]

we are quite fussy we don't ride with queers either

http://www.ukgser.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=31114&highlight=motu

don't forget to watch TV1 at 4.30pm today

I see at least two queers there...







Wasson at 4.30?

[igor]

r u aware that the average south islander is smarter than ya north islander

this is proved by less harley davidsons owned by south islanders :yeah:

[Waylander]

we are quite fussy we don't ride with queers either

http://www.ukgser.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=31114&highlight=motu

don't forget to watch TV1 at 4.30pm today
Why whats on then?

[igor]

I see at least two queers there...
Wasson at 4.30?

Bushy won't like ya calling him that

Jeremy clarkson and top 100 vehicles

1.5hr special

ya comin tomorow WOT

[Oscar]

r u aware that the average south islander is smarter than ya north islander

this is proved by less harley davidsons owned by south islanders :yeah:

How do you explain the people of Invergarill voting for Tim Shadbolt, then?
Huh?

[Oscar]

Bushy won't like ya calling him that

Jeremy clarkson and top 100 vehicles

1.5hr special

ya comin tomorow WOT

No. I've run out of brownie points and I'm trying to get to the NP ride wid Brucee next week...

[igor]

thats so limp its the type of answer i would give

[scumdog]

r u aware that the average south islander is smarter than ya north islander

this is proved by less harley davidsons owned by south islanders :yeah:

Do you mean S.I.ers only own smaller H-Ds? Did you mean
"fewer" instead of "less"? :spudwhat: :shake:
Of course (at the risk of being seen as 'taking the bait') I also point out there are fewer South Islanders anyway. :niceone:

[Waylander]

Virage v. Sportster...http://www.advrider.com/forums/images/smilies/eek7.gif

It's a VIRGO not virage, anyway not really into the competitive riding thing that much but I'm up for a blat with WT.

[igor]

Do you mean S.I.ers only own smaller H-Ds? Did you mean
"fewer" instead of "less"? :spudwhat: :shake:
Of course (at the risk of being seen as 'taking the bait') I also point out there are fewer South Islanders anyway. :niceone:

well as u pointed out in your area there is only one person stoopid enuf to own a HD :spudguita

and have ya been out to check out the jetlag on ya XN lately

[Oscar]

thats so limp its the type of answer i would give

No surprise there, we're both married.

[igor]

No surprise there, we're both married.

and my names not bruce

[Oscar]

It's a VIRGO not virage, anyway not really into the competitive riding thing that much but I'm up for a blat with WT.


It's not fair, you challenging him to a ride to Tauranga. His HD would not only run out of gas by Te Poi, it'd have an even chance of breaking down on a trip that long (120km)....

[Oscar]

and my names not bruce

I know what yer front name is, it's yer surname that confuses me. Brucee calls you Steph Tha'kunt. Is that Swedish or German or what?

[igor]

oscar

have ya been out of ya westie abode and been into town to dribble/drool over all the HD riders and all ther so sexy woman.

or have ya seen most of im next to ya work already

[scumdog]

well as u pointed out in your area there is only one person stoopid enuf to own a HD :spudguita

Which guy is it? There's a dozen or more in town plus those out in the 'sticks' but I haven't met the 'stoopid' one yet, are they a close personal friend of yours or something?? :shake:

and have ya been out to check out the jetlag on ya XN lately
Which guy is it? There's a dozen or more in town plus those out in the 'sticks' but I haven't met the 'stoopid' one yet, are they a close personal friend of yours or something?? :shake:

And yeah, had a look at the XN with Janpar the other day when CSL was here.

[Waylander]

It's not fair, you challenging him to a ride to Tauranga. His HD would not only run out of gas by Te Poi, it'd have an even chance of breaking down on a trip that long (120km)....
What a shame, cause I can get there and about roughly back to Cambridge if I use my reserve. I'll just have to stop and wait for him at the top if the range.:niceone:

[Oscar]

oscar

have ya been out of ya westie abode and been into town to dribble/drool over all the HD riders and all ther so sexy woman.

or have ya seen most of im next to ya work already

We moved to Grantham Street - the new Bridgewater Building. I'm there now, I went down River Road to avoid the Bogunfest.

[Oscar]

but I haven't met the 'stoopid' one yet,

You mean one stoopid enough to get into an argument with Igor the Troll about HD's?

That stoopid?

[igor]

We moved to Grantham Street - the new Bridgewater Building. I'm there now, I went down River Road to avoid the Bogunfest.

the tide comes in way to far on ya

[Oscar]

the tide comes in way to far on ya

Fourth Floor. It'd be a doosey.

[scumdog]

You mean one stoopid enough to get into an argument with Igor the Troll about HD's?

That stoopid?

We're having an ARGUMENT? boy I must be stoopid 'cos I never realised that's what we're having! :shake:

[Oscar]

We're having an ARGUMENT? boy I must be stoopid 'cos I never realised that's what we're having! :shake:


That's OK. Don't fret. We make allowances for HD riders...http://www.advrider.com/forums/images/smilies/lol8.gif

[scumdog]

That's OK. Don't fret. We make allowances for HD riders...http://www.advrider.com/forums/images/smilies/lol8.gif
Smarty-pants!!!! :2thumbsup

[Igor The Troll]

Hey who is this guy Igor using my name?

I did not know I have a clone!

<__>

[Edbear]

TDM's - you don't pose on a bike that ugly - you just ride. ...


Mmmm! Can remember back in the early '70's a magazine tester said about the T500, "What do you buy a bike for? To look at or to ride?":rockon:

[jim.cox]

It's a VIRGO not virage, anyway not really into the competitive riding thing that much but I'm up for a blat with WT.

Virago (noun) a shrill or shrewlike woman

[jim.cox]

Mmmm! Can remember back in the early '70's a magazine tester said about the T500, "What do you buy a bike for? To look at or to ride?":rockon:

One ex motorcycle courier mate of mine, who shall remain nameless, eh Spike, was once heard to say that he bought his Harley just so as he could say "When I had a harley..."

That was more than a 10 years ago now, and we still wont let him forget it :)