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Eng_dave
13th December 2008, 08:32
Just thought I would stir up KB on an early hungover Saturday morning.


Bring the pain :2guns:
frogfeaturesFZR
13th December 2008, 08:38
Bloody Hyo riders..........Besides naked women ON naked bikes, MMMMMMMMM
I'm motarded
13th December 2008, 08:47
Bloody Hyo riders..........Besides naked women ON naked bikes, MMMMMMMMM

i vote naked woman on bikes :blip:
gijoe1313
13th December 2008, 08:48
We are all naked under our clothes on our bikes .. :blink:
The Pastor
13th December 2008, 08:48
what about naked men on bikes?
Elysium
13th December 2008, 08:57
Police motorcyclist in speedos.
madbikeboy
13th December 2008, 09:22
Mmm. Naked chicks. Naked bikes.

A true dilemma. Di (Greek) meaning two. Lemma, (Greek), a fundamental proposition or assumption taken for granted.

Naked Chicks.

Naked Bikes.

Naked Chicks.

I think I like naked chicks better, but only if I get to use all five senses. :)
mdnzz
13th December 2008, 09:29
well if you can't decide between bike or woman you could always try this option
Counter-Steer
13th December 2008, 10:32
Not a naked bike, but it's a beautiful one...
zeocen
13th December 2008, 10:39
she's getting on the wrong side
nico
13th December 2008, 10:40
the sexy thing in above duke pic and bike is as naked a bike as ill ever own
sport's bike =farings
cruser = too much chrome
Fatt Max
13th December 2008, 12:16
she's getting on the wrong side

LMFAO, fecking great retort my good man.....

I think this chick has the hang of it though.......phooaaarrrrrr.....:sick:
portokiwi
13th December 2008, 12:18
Not a naked bike, but it's a beautiful one...

Wheres the Non censord version????:devil2:
Counter-Steer
13th December 2008, 12:37
I thought I should at least aspire to stay within the realms of good taste portokiwi :msn-wink:
Although I think Fatt Max has dragged us back down to where we belong lol
portokiwi
13th December 2008, 12:38
:lol: you are sooooooo right. Trust Fat Max:2thumbsup
Fatt Max
13th December 2008, 12:50
Ahh lads, come on

You Love it really.

Ok then, heres a pic of me on holiday last year just for you. It was my first week at the annual "I Beat Annorexia" society summer camp
portokiwi
13th December 2008, 12:53
That.... That.... That is a meat pie :eek5:
Fatt Max
13th December 2008, 13:02
Well, put it this way,

I guarantee it's not a crisp bread with a bit of fucking celery on it mate.

The last time I had a bit of celery in my hand was when I was 23, I was drunk with a rather rude german chick who liked it when....ooh I say....never mind, it was a long time ago.

Got meeself all unesseccary now.....

Still, managed to get a snap of her as well, dont think she was much of a biker though.....:drool:
portokiwi
13th December 2008, 13:05
:sick::2thumbsup OMG
Fatt Max
13th December 2008, 13:11
......however, as you can see, she certainly enjoyed a ride...!!!:shit:
fire eyes
13th December 2008, 13:19
:lol: :lol:
mdnzz
13th December 2008, 20:33
:gob:FatMax that is so wrong on too many levels.

:eek5:Now excuse me while I go bleach my eyeballs and purge those images:shit::sick:
Gubb
13th December 2008, 21:49
Street Triple for the win!
Blossom
13th December 2008, 22:04
what about naked men on bikes?

what about them? they have kinda ugly dangly bits and wouldn't look good on my lovely clean shiny bike.:confused:


Police motorcyclist in speedos.
:spanking: great now I have a mental pic of some 45yr old cop with a beer gut slobbering all over a bike with a mankini on.... ewww.


LMFAO, fecking great retort my good man.....

I think this chick has the hang of it though.......phooaaarrrrrr.....:sick:

I am starting to worry about you Max. You seem to have an unexhaustable supply of rather dodgy pics with fat people in them... mmmm?
Fatt Max
13th December 2008, 22:09
I am starting to worry about you Max. You seem to have an unexhaustable supply of rather dodgy pics with fat people in them... mmmm?

What can I say mate, I luv 'em big eh.....:eek:

Lets take my ex girlfriend for example....jeez she was a big girl. No matter where you were in the room, she would be beside ya...!

Once you have had fat, you will NEVER look back.....!:msn-wink:
Blossom
13th December 2008, 22:14
Oh dont get me wrong I am all for taking care of the non anorexics...
It was more a noticing of the rather dodgy nature of said photos, and your seemingly abundant supply. :laugh:
As you were...I have been drinking just a wee bit tonight and may or may not be making any sense.
davebullet
17th December 2008, 11:41
This thread has both options covered - both knackered and naked women
007XX
17th December 2008, 11:57
Street Triple for the win!


:drool:+1...Finally some sense!
Forest
17th December 2008, 19:51
What can I say mate, I luv 'em big eh.....:eek:

Lets take my ex girlfriend for example....jeez she was a big girl. No matter where you were in the room, she would be beside ya...!

Once you have had fat, you will NEVER look back.....!:msn-wink:

In that case, you'll like this picture...

Speaking of which - How do you make love to a fat chick? Roll her in flour and look for the damp spot!
AllanB
17th December 2008, 20:00
Ah naked bikes.

hmmmmmm yes sir I like my naked bikes.

When I was young all bikes were 'naked' then they started bringing out those fangled fairing things. Now thats the norm.