I miss home *sob *sob

[fire eyes]

:weep: I miss home.


Yes, the novelty has worn off slightely and Im a little homesick.

1. Finding work wasnt as easy as I thought
2. I miss normal people with manners
3. It's so f***** hot here
4. I sat my R E Motorcycle Learners yesterday, passed but cannot be issued it because I havent had my Oz Car license for a year. So its a whole year without riding. I wanna cry.

I have a very new appreciation for NZ that I now believe I took for granted.

Brisbane is a pretty awesome place don't get me wrong. But Im homesick.

Im gunna just sit here and slap myself I think lol.

As you were.

[SARGE]

best thing for homesickness.. get something that reminds you.. food.. a smell..anything..


i listen to the old radio station i used to work at online..

also... go home every chance you get..

[fire eyes]

thanks Sarge .. I will take onboard your advice .. appreciated. :hug:

[SARGE]

thanks Sarge .. I will take onboard your advice .. appreciated. :hug:

oh... and booze .. lots of booze

[fire eyes]

oh... and booze .. lots of booze

lol ... bit dangerous for someone who doesnt drink! Will consider hitting the old Sparkling Grape Juice though!

[SARGE]

lol ... bit dangerous for someone who doesnt drink! Will consider hitting the old Sparkling Grape Juice though!

right..


i'll have hers please bartender...


how bout getting some L&P sent over?...mebbe some lollies ya cant get in OZ

[fire eyes]

right..


i'll have hers please bartender...


how bout getting some L&P sent over?...mebbe some lollies ya cant get in OZ

Id settle for the weather!

[SARGE]

Id settle for the weather!

mate.. im dealing with the same here..


the area im from in the States usually gets a shitload of snow for Xmas..hard to get used to Xmas on the beach..

i might hit SnowPlanet on Boxing day

[fire eyes]

how long have you been in NZ for?

[Slyer]

You have to have your car license for a year? What the hell?
Can't you just transfer your NZ drivers license over?

[PirateJafa]

Just ride anyway.

Alternatively, I presume they have a method by which you can apply for an exemption like we do here in Godsown?

[fire eyes]

You have to have your car license for a year? What the hell?
Can't you just transfer your NZ drivers license over?


Never had a bike license in NZ, had car license and changed that over to an Oz one the same day I sat my R E (bike learners) .. they said I have to wait a year befor I can be issued the bike license Iv already passed due to that. :weep:

[SARGE]

how long have you been in NZ for?

since 02..had a bitch of a time getting work ( did radio for a few years in the States and figured i'd slide right into a gig with the CV i have.. but i have this blasted American accent..apparently it dont market well in NZ)

[Slyer]

That 1 year rule is pretty bloody stupid... makes zero sense to me.
Partially your fault for not getting a license here.

[fire eyes]

Just ride anyway.

Alternatively, I presume they have a method by which you can apply for an exemption like we do here in Godsown?

Im checking through the Queensland Transport Authority website as I type this and will ring up on Monday regarding an Exemption or if I do have any other options. Fingers crossed!

[fire eyes]

That 1 year rule is pretty bloody stupid... makes zero sense to me.
Partially your fault for not getting a license here.

very much my fault .. Im kicking my own arse because of it.

[fire eyes]

since 02..had a bitch of a time getting work ( did radio for a few years in the States and figured i'd slide right into a gig with the CV i have.. but i have this blasted American accent..apparently it dont market well in NZ)

Ohh sorry to hear that Sarge ..

[SARGE]

Ohh sorry to hear that Sarge ..

nah.. dont be .. i have a gig i really like now ..

[fire eyes]

nah.. dont be .. i have a gig i really like now ..

awesome :2thumbsup

[Fatt Max]

:weep: I miss home.


Yes, the novelty has worn off slightely and Im a little homesick.

1. Finding work wasnt as easy as I thought
2. I miss normal people with manners
3. It's so f***** hot here
4. I sat my R E Motorcycle Learners yesterday, passed but cannot be issued it because I havent had my Oz Car license for a year. So its a whole year without riding. I wanna cry.

I have a very new appreciation for NZ that I now believe I took for granted.

Brisbane is a pretty awesome place don't get me wrong. But Im homesick.

Im gunna just sit here and slap myself I think lol.

As you were.


Maaaattteeee,

Been there, done that, know how you feel.

I've been in NZ 10 years since emigrating from London. Left behind a big family, heaps of mates and my football team. Had a shit time at first, crap jobs, no luck, nowhere decent to live etc etc. I was homesick as f**k..

Then, after 3 years, it all turned around, I'm as happy as a poofter at a "Show Me Your Bum" competition.

Do as Sarge says, stave off the homesickness by surrounding yourself with familiar stuff and hook into as much piss as you possibly can.

We' re all here with you matey

Cheers....:banana:

[Grahameeboy]

:weep: I miss home.


Yes, the novelty has worn off slightely and Im a little homesick.

1. Finding work wasnt as easy as I thought
2. I miss normal people with manners
3. It's so f***** hot here
4. I sat my R E Motorcycle Learners yesterday, passed but cannot be issued it because I havent had my Oz Car license for a year. So its a whole year without riding. I wanna cry.

I have a very new appreciation for NZ that I now believe I took for granted.

Brisbane is a pretty awesome place don't get me wrong. But Im homesick.

Im gunna just sit here and slap myself I think lol.

As you were.

You think they have manners in NZ??

It took me 4 years to stop missing UK...it is normal but also remember why you left NZ too...

[Grahameeboy]

Maaaattteeee,

Been there, done that, know how you feel.

I've been in NZ 10 years since emigrating from London. Left behind a big family, heaps of mates and my football team. Had a shit time at first, crap jobs, no luck, nowhere decent to live etc etc. I was homesick as f**k..

Then, after 3 years, it all turned around, I'm as happy as a poofter at a "Show Me Your Bum" competition.

Do as Sarge says, stave off the homesickness by surrounding yourself with familiar stuff and hook into as much piss as you possibly can.

We' re all here with you matey

Cheers....:banana:

Same here except my folks followed me out here....:weep:

[portokiwi]

:hug: Just do your best girl. Its hard I know. Been there done that.... Just not in Aussie.
It was hard comming back to NZ trying to get Gabby a job here dealing with snobby shop assistents here in Auckland.
and we might be doing it all over again in a few months.:lol:
Plus on top of that was sent a job offer for work back in Iraq. Dont think I will go back again, dont want to leave Gabby here alone.:love:
Just take each day as it comes. It realy does get stressfull but good things do come to those that wait. ... (shit 1 year without riding):shutup:

[nosebleed]

...I'm as happy as a poofter at a "Show Me Your Bum" competition....

:laugh: thanks Max

[1 Free Man]

.. but i have this blasted American accent..apparently it dont market well in NZ)
thought you sounded different on here. You from the mid west????

[1 Free Man]

:weep: I miss home.


Yes, the novelty has worn off slightely and Im a little homesick.

1. Finding work wasnt as easy as I thought
2. I miss normal people with manners
3. It's so f***** hot here
4. I sat my R E Motorcycle Learners yesterday, passed but cannot be issued it because I havent had my Oz Car license for a year. So its a whole year without riding. I wanna cry.

I have a very new appreciation for NZ that I now believe I took for granted.

Brisbane is a pretty awesome place don't get me wrong. But Im homesick.

Im gunna just sit here and slap myself I think lol.

As you were.
sorry to hear you homesick. I would sing you a few lines from "GOD DEFEND NEW ZEALAND" but I'm a little hung over for the moment.
My son went to Brisane, Love the place, but just found there's no place like home. He stuck it out for 4 years and came home.
Don't understand why you can't ride on your R E learners licence.??
Chin up love, If you get down and out KBers will send you so love, happiness and good cheer just stay in touch.:love::love::love::hug:

[Swoop]

thought you sounded different on here. You from the mid west????
Would you like to borrow some body armour and a kevlar helmet?

INCOMING!!!!!!!!!!

[PrincessBandit]

Are you there "permanently" or for a finite period with a plan to return to NZ?
The suggestions from Sarge sound good to me - sounds, smells and tastes from home e.g. L & P, pineapple lumps (sent some of those to my mum for her birthday when she was over in Pommy land a few years back) etc.
But, don't forget the balance like Grahameeboy said. You obviously went for a reason and if you cling to "home" too much you may miss opportunities to find the good things where you are.
p.s. I thought there were so many Kiwis over in Oz that you'd probably think you were just in another part of Aotearoa anyway :lol:
All the best!

[MotoGirl]

I'm picking that there are certain things about NZ that you miss?
I understand there are shops that sell kiwi items, such as L&P, so you may not need to have someone send them over.

Try not to dwell on what you miss, because like other people have said, it may prevent you from seeing the potential of the place you're in now. There was obviously a reason you left New Zealand and thinking about "home" could easily convince you to come back prematurely.

Maybe when you're feeling a bit homesick you could go and see one of Australia's sights? Or maybe you could do something that reflects the reason you moved there?

[SARGE]

thought you sounded different on here. You from the mid west????

yea man.. originally from just out side Cincinnati Ohio..

Cincy on Labor Day weekend, the 4th of July, Memorial Day... Saturday...

totally off the hook nightlife.. huge river culture ..all you can eat buffets(FATMAX)..HUGE nightclubs ( worked in one club .. converted shopping mall about the size of Lynnmall.. 38 different nightclubs and a nutcase promenade through the whole structure)

up into the foothills of the Smokie Mountains for some twisties or across the 4 lane interstate at 0300 at WELL over the speed limit ( FLAT, STRAIGHT and LEVEL.. like a 50 mile long runway)

[ynot slow]

very much my fault .. Im kicking my own arse because of it.

Pics please dudess!!

Know how you feel,a mate in Hawera has to take over to Brissy vita lime drink for his brother as they can't get it in Aus.Usually takes a crate lol.

Most nz stations are online but only one I can think of worth it The Rock.

Doesn't matter where you move to it takes time to get to know places,jobs,new mates etc,at least in NZ we have this thing called kb which helps with likeminded people and helps.

Shift back to home as a last resort,my auntie was similar when they left NZ day after they married,she returned 30yrs later.

Have a good xmas/new year Trace.:rockon:

[MIXONE]

Wow 12 months of not riding and you don't drink.Tell ya what I'll go for a ride for you now and later drink a couple of flame beers.Hope that makes you feel better.:2thumbsup

[SARGE]

the NZ Herald online .. stuff.co.nz.. KB .. NZ is just a mouseclick away

[fire eyes]

thankyou so much guys ... I really appreciate your comments and suggestions .. and yes I live with kiwis and know lots of kiwis here .. think Im just having a sooky baba moment .. but definitely appreciate home alot more, I wont pack up and come home .. yet .. lol .. I did come over for a couple of reasons .. so just a matter of regrouping and focusing I guess ... silver lining in every cloud???

Yes I don't want to miss out on any opportunities so Iv picked my lip up off the floor, thanks guys.

1 Free Man .. can you pleaseeeeeee sing me the National Anthem lol

[fire eyes]

Wow 12 months of not riding and you don't drink.Tell ya what I'll go for a ride for you now and later drink a couple of flame beers.Hope that makes you feel better.:2thumbsup


Thanks MIXONE .. that will just make it all perfect! *slapppppppppp

[fire eyes]

the NZ Herald online .. stuff.co.nz.. KB .. NZ is just a mouseclick away


yup got that thanks Sarge :2thumbsup

[SARGE]

maybe we should do a Kiwi Care Package for all the homesick Kiwis on here .. pack it full of Pineapple Lumps, L&P, Lion Red, a couple NZ bands on CD and some native plant seeds ..

box it all up and ship it ..

[Blossom]

... Lion Red, .....


err..what? Tui maybe:love:... Lion Red I don't think so.

Seriously.. Enjoy the cheaper clothing and the lack of Jafa's.
Hope your feeling perkier.

[portokiwi]

:lol: remember the RSA care package. only remeber 2 things in it. Can of lepoard lager and a can of tua tua soup:lol:

[SARGE]

:lol: remember the RSA care package. only remeber 2 things in it. Can of lepoard lager and a can of tua tua soup:lol:

we got a pack of Lucky Strikes .. a can of "near Beer" (2%) a pen, paper and envelopes , stamps and a condom

[wysper]

maybe we should do a Kiwi Care Package for all the homesick Kiwis on here .. pack it full of Pineapple Lumps, L&P, Lion Red, a couple NZ bands on CD and some native plant seeds ..

box it all up and ship it ..

i suggest hellen clark :woohoo:

[1 Free Man]

Would you like to borrow some body armour and a kevlar helmet?

INCOMING!!!!!!!!!!
Ah.... that was the mid west not the middle east.

[1 Free Man]

thankyou so much guys ... I really appreciate your comments and suggestions .. and yes I live with kiwis and know lots of kiwis here .. think Im just having a sooky baba moment .. but definitely appreciate home alot more, I wont pack up and come home .. yet .. lol .. I did come over for a couple of reasons .. so just a matter of regrouping and focusing I guess ... silver lining in every cloud???

Yes I don't want to miss out on any opportunities so Iv picked my lip up off the floor, thanks guys.

1 Free Man .. can you pleaseeeeeee sing me the National Anthem lol
You'll be alright babe you still got your sence of humour. If you get down just imagine those Aussie blokes without any clothes on that will give you a damn good laugh!!!!
Arrhem!Arrrrrhem!!!!!
GOD OF NATIONS AT THY FEET, IN THE BONDS OF LOVE WE MEET.
HEAR OUR VOICES WE ENTREAT,
GOD DEFEND NEW ZEEEEALAND.:done:

[FJRider]

and a condom

Only one...

[SARGE]

Only one...

yea.. i just turned it inside out a few times..


seemed to work fine..

[1 Free Man]

maybe we should do a Kiwi Care Package for all the homesick Kiwis on here .. pack it full of Pineapple Lumps, L&P, Lion Red, a couple NZ bands on CD and some native plant seeds ..

box it all up and ship it ..
"NATIVE PLANT SEED" I have a good contact for Corromandel gold, is that the sort of plant you were thinking of.??
NO! NO! silly me..:slap:.. that's not a plant that's weed ain't it??

[SARGE]

"NATIVE PLANT SEED" I have a good contact for Corromandel gold, is that the sort of plant you were thinking of.??
NO! NO! silly me..:slap:.. that's not a plant that's weed ain't it??

i used to get seeds shipped from Amsterdam back in the day...


now i behave myself :rolleyes:

[FJRider]

yea.. i just turned it inside out a few times..


seemed to work fine..

They're a bastard to wash ...eh !!!!!

[SARGE]

They're a bastard to wash ...eh !!!!!

yea.. but i found that a good hearty scrub while you are wearing it is MUCH easier

[McJim]

I'm still homesick. I looked on this thread for advice.

Usually when I tell Kiwis that I'm homesick I get told to

a/ Fuck off back to blighty.
b/ Get over it.
c/ Harden the fuck up.

I haven't found that advice helpful or polite I must say.

I've just got through a hellish year where I considered giving up life altogether for a while - then I thought of the missus and littlies that depend upon me, gave up working in media and (although I'm much poorer) I have actually learned how to smile again.:)

I left home in 1999 and have only been back a handful of times. Last time was 2004. I can't afford to return for the forseeable future.

I am homesick and I can't get a hold of:

Tennent's 70/- Ale
Square Sausage
Decent Haggis
Potato Scones
Real Hot Dog Sausages (I know they're not quinticentially Scottish but by Christ I miss the taste of Westlers with ketchup and mustard!) painting a sausage brown does not a frankfurter make New Zealand!

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[SARGE]

I am homesick and I can't get a hold of:

Tennent's 70/- Ale
Square Sausage
Decent Haggis
Potato Scones
Real Hot Dog Sausages (I know they're not quinticentially Scottish but by Christ I miss the taste of Westlers with ketchup and mustard!) painting a sausage brown does not a frankfurter make New Zealand!


you just miss the big burly guys in dresses

[Swoop]

maybe we should do a Kiwi Care Package for all the homesick Kiwis on here .. pack it full of Pineapple Lumps, L&P, Lion Red, a couple NZ bands on CD and some native plant seeds ..

box it all up and ship it ..

The Expat Survival Kit (http://www.mrvintage.co.nz/shop/Browse+by+Category/Kiwiana/MrVintage+Expat+Survival+kit.html)might be the go?

[Big Dave]

Of course nobody has really touched on the fact that Brisbane is a sh@thole.

It's why the Gold Coast and Noosa exist.

[Big Dave]

I'm still homesick. I looked on this thread for advice.

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HTFU.

[fire eyes]

The Expat Survival Kit (http://www.mrvintage.co.nz/shop/Browse+by+Category/Kiwiana/MrVintage+Expat+Survival+kit.html)might be the go?

awesome idea Swoop cheers ... am wondering if they would throw a bit of land in with it though ... :niceone:

[fire eyes]

I'm still homesick. I looked on this thread for advice.

Usually when I tell Kiwis that I'm homesick I get told to

a/ Fuck off back to blighty.
b/ Get over it.
c/ Harden the fuck up.

I haven't found that advice helpful or polite I must say.

I've just got through a hellish year where I considered giving up life altogether for a while - then I thought of the missus and littlies that depend upon me, gave up working in media and (although I'm much poorer) I have actually learned how to smile again.:)

I left home in 1999 and have only been back a handful of times. Last time was 2004. I can't afford to return for the forseeable future.



So sorry to hear that McJim, guess it is about finding that silver lining eh ..

It's not the nz food I miss, its the land and people (even though theres lots of kiwis here) and just the way things are done.

Hope you can visit home soon.

[fire eyes]

maybe we should do a Kiwi Care Package for all the homesick Kiwis on here .. pack it full of Pineapple Lumps, L&P, Lion Red, a couple NZ bands on CD and some native plant seeds ..

box it all up and ship it ..

can you package up some land for me Sarge .. maybe even throw in a fresh native or two :2thumbsup

[fire eyes]

yea.. but i found that a good hearty scrub while you are wearing it is MUCH easier

ewwww don't be gross you two ... maybe glad wrap wasnt available in those days??

[fire eyes]

You'll be alright babe you still got your sence of humour. If you get down just imagine those Aussie blokes without any clothes on that will give you a damn good laugh!!!!
Arrhem!Arrrrrhem!!!!!
GOD OF NATIONS AT THY FEET, IN THE BONDS OF LOVE WE MEET.
HEAR OUR VOICES WE ENTREAT,
GOD DEFEND NEW ZEEEEALAND.:done:


Ohh don't even go there with Aussie men thankyou! :dodge: can't beat a good kiwi man who listens to what hes told :2thumbsup

thankyou for singing :first:

[Ixion]

I'm still homesick. I looked on this thread for advice.


But you are from Glasgow. And down souf where you are there must be horses, and KBers , right?

So surely you could just drink down a gallon or so of horse piss, and get a helpful KBer to bash you round the head with a length of gas pipe for an hour or so, culminating in the horse crapping on you.

That should be close enough to a good night out in Glasgow to cure homesickness (I guess for the real Glasgow finishing touch you'll have to find an obliging Honda rider)

See, we can be both polite and helpful.

[fire eyes]

well .. Iv just been on the phone with beloved folks from Queensland Transport Authority .. as it turns out I should have been issued with my R E learners .. the centre where I sat my written test were incorrect in withholding my learners that I had already passed and paid for ... ok .. Im secretly jumping for joy now .. my day has gone from a little dull to fkn fantastic! wish me luck as I have to go back to the centre and nut out for the unneccessary grief they have caused me LOL :mad: :girlfight:

[SPman]

:weep:


4. I sat my R E Motorcycle Learners yesterday, passed but cannot be issued it because I havent had my Oz Car license for a year. So its a whole year without riding. I wanna cry.

.
Welcome to Queensland - the arse about face state, where you have to have a car license for a year, before you can get a bike licence!!!

[Swoop]

Welcome to Queensland - the arse about face state
They do have some things in order there. Driving on the left for example. Yay for a police state (sometimes...).

Fire Eyes. What you are going through is quite normal. Everyone who has emigrated has the same feelings for home and friends.
Once you get through "the barrier" you will appreciate how good things really are over there.
Chin up!

[Skyryder]

:weep: I miss home.


Yes, the novelty has worn off slightely and Im a little homesick.

1. Finding work wasnt as easy as I thought
2. I miss normal people with manners
3. It's so f***** hot here
4. I sat my R E Motorcycle Learners yesterday, passed but cannot be issued it because I havent had my Oz Car license for a year. So its a whole year without riding. I wanna cry.

I have a very new appreciation for NZ that I now believe I took for granted.

Brisbane is a pretty awesome place don't get me wrong. But Im homesick.

Im gunna just sit here and slap myself I think lol.

As you were.


You are always at home here on KB.

Skyryder

[mstriumph]

Never had a bike license in NZ, had car license and changed that over to an Oz one the same day I sat my R E (bike learners) .. they said I have to wait a year befor I can be issued the bike license Iv already passed due to that. :weep:
as far as i know, it's only queensland that's got that stupid rule ........ you should'a moved somewhere sensible in Aus., Gal ..... like - ANYWHERE but there lol!

[fire eyes]

as far as i know, it's only queensland that's got that stupid rule ........ you should'a moved somewhere sensible in Aus., Gal ..... like - ANYWHERE but there lol!


I didn't do my Homework! :Pokey: lesson bloody learned thats for sure .. but its getting sorted now. :2thumbsup

[mstriumph]

I didn't do my Homework! :Pokey: lesson bloody learned thats for sure .. but its getting sorted now. :2thumbsup
better luck next time!!

[FJRider]

ewwww don't be gross you two ... maybe glad wrap wasnt available in those days??

Glad wrap... we're not cheap...

[fire eyes]

Glad wrap... we're not cheap...

no your not cheap .. washing the same condom 5 times ... not cheap at all :lol:

[SARGE]

no your not cheap .. washing the same condom 5 times ... not cheap at all :lol:

actually..


scrubbing..


vigorously...

[1 Free Man]

[QUOTE=fire eyes;

thankyou for singing :first:[/QUOTE]
Your welcome my dear!:hug:

[1 Free Man]

well .. Iv just been on the phone with beloved folks from Queensland Transport Authority .. as it turns out I should have been issued with my R E learners .. the centre where I sat my written test were incorrect in withholding my learners that I had already passed and paid for ... ok .. Im secretly jumping for joy now .. my day has gone from a little dull to fkn fantastic! wish me luck as I have to go back to the centre and nut out for the unneccessary grief they have caused me LOL :mad: :girlfight:
Whoo!! you'd be one happy gal.
When you go down to the centre KICK SOME BUTT sounds like they need a good Kiwi lasses dressing down.
But do it after you have your licence of course.LOL

[FJRider]

no your not cheap .. washing the same condom 5 times ... not cheap at all :lol:

Washing is the easy bit... vulcanising the rips isn't ...

[kevfromcoro]

what about those cherry ripes .chocky bars
you still get them over there
swap ya for a grate of lion red,,

[ynot slow]

Only got to buy another 5 cases of export gold,and grab the codes and pay $199 each and we are over in aus for a break,well I got my 5 codes lol.

[fire eyes]

actually..


scrubbing..


vigorously...


and all that without a candle lit dinner before hand Im assuming .. such romantics :kick: :rofl:

[fire eyes]

Washing is the easy bit... vulcanising the rips isn't ...


superglue? blutack? nails?

[Big Dave]

Any news on Roy & HG over there?

I heard they were leaving the ABC and they have just vanished off air.

[SARGE]

and all that without a candle lit dinner before hand Im assuming .. such romantics :kick: :rofl:



and let me tell you something young lady ..


heres the deal ( you guys listen too..)

premature ejaculation is a myth perpetrated by the drug companies.. man is supposed to spread his seed and does that quite effectively..

women however .. do NOT need to reach climax to propagate the Species..

therefore, i put this to you ..

WOMEN HAVE THE PROBLEM ..... AGAIN!!!


its not PREMATURE EJACULATION!!!.. ITS DELAYED ORGASM.. ( gristle-clit.. whatever..)

i suggest we get the bloody drug companies to whip up a pill to make that poor gender howl like a pack of feral dogs ...then blast it all over the fucking radio when im trying to talk to clients and have you EVER tried to keep a straight face when the dude on the Rock says you have a small penis and cant please a woman ...


/endrant

[FJRider]

premature ejaculation is a myth perpetrated by the drug companies.. man is supposed to spread his seed and does that quite effectively..

have you EVER tried to keep a straight face when the dude on the Rock says you have a small penis and cant please a woman ...


Premature ejaculation is when you get booted out of the pub before closing time.....

What are you doing , showing your penis to the dude on the rock...

You can't please women... just satisfy them... sometimes..

[SARGE]

You can't please women... just satisfy them... sometimes..

bullshit.....