Fatt Max
14th December 2008, 09:15
Just got off the dog n bone to a rather drunken mate in the UK and he has offered this as his Joke de Jour....
A bride to be finds out a week before her wedding that she has contracted a veneral disease from the stipper at her hen night.
Unable to live with the shame of it, she decides to throw herself under a train.
She stands on the railway bridge and watches as a high speed communter train comes hurtling towards her.
Just as it reaches the bridge, she throws herself off.
The train driver realises he cant stop in time and says to the guard,
"Fuck me Tom, we've got a gonner 'ere...!"
Boom Boom....:woohoo:
A bride to be finds out a week before her wedding that she has contracted a veneral disease from the stipper at her hen night.
Unable to live with the shame of it, she decides to throw herself under a train.
She stands on the railway bridge and watches as a high speed communter train comes hurtling towards her.
Just as it reaches the bridge, she throws herself off.
The train driver realises he cant stop in time and says to the guard,
"Fuck me Tom, we've got a gonner 'ere...!"
Boom Boom....:woohoo: