tri boy
14th December 2008, 13:49
Three local rats are sunning themselves on a rubbish heap in the late afternoon sun.
The topic turned towards who was the toughest, gnarliest rat.
Rat 1," This morning, I found a big chunk of "Rat-o- Kill" outside my den, I was starving, so gulped it down, belched, and got on with the day".:stoogie:
"Sheesh, thats nothing", says Rat 2, "I found a bloody big Rat trap, loaded with a hunk of cheese, that was too good to pass up. So I tripped the trap with my tail, took the weight of the spring on my shoulder, stole the cheese, and came here".:headbang:
Rat 3 starts getting down of the rubbish. His mates ask him "Where you bloody going?"
Rat 3 shrugs his shoulders, and says "home, to fuck the Cat".:buggerd:
The topic turned towards who was the toughest, gnarliest rat.
Rat 1," This morning, I found a big chunk of "Rat-o- Kill" outside my den, I was starving, so gulped it down, belched, and got on with the day".:stoogie:
"Sheesh, thats nothing", says Rat 2, "I found a bloody big Rat trap, loaded with a hunk of cheese, that was too good to pass up. So I tripped the trap with my tail, took the weight of the spring on my shoulder, stole the cheese, and came here".:headbang:
Rat 3 starts getting down of the rubbish. His mates ask him "Where you bloody going?"
Rat 3 shrugs his shoulders, and says "home, to fuck the Cat".:buggerd: