Nasty
17th December 2008, 05:08
A little old lady is walking down the street, dragging two plastic rubbish
bags with her, one in each hand. There's a hole in one of the bags, and
every once in a while a £20 note is flying out of it onto the pavement.
Noticing this, a policeman stops her....
"Madam, there are £20 notes falling out of that bag..." "Damn!" says the
little old lady....."I'd better go back and see if I can still find some.
Thanks for the warning!"
"Well, now, not so fast," says the copper. "How did you get all that
money? Did you steal it?"
"Oh, no", says the little old lady. "You see, my backyard backs up to the
car park of the football ground. Each time there's a game a lot of fans
come and pee in the bushes, right into my flower beds!" "So, I go and
stand behind the bushes with a big hedge clipper and each time someone
sticks his little thingy through the bushes, I say: "£20 or off it comes!"
"That's not a bad idea!" laughs the cop. "OK, good luck! By the way,
what's in the other bag?"
"Well", says the little old lady, "not all of them pay."
bags with her, one in each hand. There's a hole in one of the bags, and
every once in a while a £20 note is flying out of it onto the pavement.
Noticing this, a policeman stops her....
"Madam, there are £20 notes falling out of that bag..." "Damn!" says the
little old lady....."I'd better go back and see if I can still find some.
Thanks for the warning!"
"Well, now, not so fast," says the copper. "How did you get all that
money? Did you steal it?"
"Oh, no", says the little old lady. "You see, my backyard backs up to the
car park of the football ground. Each time there's a game a lot of fans
come and pee in the bushes, right into my flower beds!" "So, I go and
stand behind the bushes with a big hedge clipper and each time someone
sticks his little thingy through the bushes, I say: "£20 or off it comes!"
"That's not a bad idea!" laughs the cop. "OK, good luck! By the way,
what's in the other bag?"
"Well", says the little old lady, "not all of them pay."