Scooter Boy?

[prettybillie]

Why do I have to be a scooter boy? I'm a girl and I have great boobs to prove it mwahahahahaha :girlfight:

[Slifer]

no pics no proof (great boobs)

[Sully60]

This thread is useless without........

















PICS!

[racerhead]

Dont believe you, think some pics would help :yes:



:gob:



:innocent:



:devil2: made me say it

[Hitcher]

Sic transit gloria mundi. The illness will pass and you'll feel better after the weekend.

[Cajun]

Why do I have to be a scooter boy? I'm a girl and I have great boobs to prove it mwahahahahaha :girlfight:

means you have moved up from an l-plate rider on the site.

once you have been on site for a certian time and got over a number of post you can change the tag under your name to be anything you so wish.

[Mully]

means you have moved up from an l-plate rider on the site.

once you have been on site for a certian time and got over a number of post you can change the tag under your name to be anything you so wish.

He's lying. It means once you show some pics of the aforementioned great boobs, we can consider changing the status.

[Cajun]

He's lying. It means once you show some pics of the aforementioned great boobs, we can consider changing the status.


well i can change the tag, if i so wish. what should i change it to

[MIXONE]

He's lying. It means once you show some pics of the aforementioned great boobs, we can consider changing the status.

He's telling the truth.I know because Santa told me!!

[Mully]

well i can change the tag, if i so wish. what should i change it to

Once we have the pics, you can change it to whatever she wants. Scooter Girl, Boober Girl, whatever.

The important part is the pics.

[Swoop]

Once we have the pics, you can change it to whatever she wants. Scooter Girl, Boober Girl, whatever.

The important part is the pics.
Quite true. No evidence, covered or uncovered, has been placed before this court of enquiry.

"Scooter Boy" it will remain...

[Tank]

He's lying. It means once you show some pics of the aforementioned great boobs, we can consider changing the status.

Its sad but true. You dont want to know what Cajun had to show us to get the title "The One and only BananaMan":wacko:

[Cajun]

Its sad but true. You dont want to know what Cajun had to show us to get the title "The One and only BananaMan":wacko:

nice title what did you to get yours dc:<

[Tank]

Why do I have to be a scooter boy? I'm a girl and I have great boobs to prove it mwahahahahaha :girlfight:

I can teach you how to get it changed to "needs trainer wheels on his bike" but its not as much fun as you think.

[prettybillie]

Once we have the pics, you can change it to whatever she wants. Scooter Girl, Boober Girl, whatever.

The important part is the pics.

Oh no - damn it, I can't figure out how to add pictures :weep:

[vifferman]

It's easy to add pics! Like this:


http://homepages.ihug.co.nz/%7Ecam4/worthless.gif

[fizbin]

Oh no - damn it, I can't figure out how to add pictures :weep:

ROLF i have a digital camera i know how to add pics! i'm sure my wife wont mind that much:innocent:

[Mully]

Oh no - damn it, I can't figure out how to add pictures :weep:

That's OK. We can make an appointment, and I can take the pics myself.

[Cajun]

Oh no - damn it, I can't figure out how to add pictures :weep:

when you post a message there is a button below that says 'manage attachments' you can add via there

[naphazoline]

when you post a message there is a button below that says 'manage attachments' you can add via there

or....we could all have a digital camera session:2thumbsup

[Pussy]

or....we could all have a digital camera session:2thumbsup
Look, Gaz, we've got to draw the line somewhere.... we don't want photos of your moobs on the internet :eek:

[naphazoline]

Look, Gaz, we've got to draw the line somewhere.... we don't want photos of your moobs on the internet :eek:

what's wrong with my moobs????
i'm proud of them.
they're nice and hairy,and saggy.but i would like to be like this guy.
he's my idol :rofl:

[klingon]

Aaaww you boys are so mean! Why can't she just have her title changed to 'scooter girl'? :mellow:

[TOTO]

coz then there wont be anyone talking about her boobs :stupid:

[Forest]

what's wrong with my moobs????
i'm proud of them.
they're nice and hairy,and saggy.but i would like to be like this guy.
he's my idol :rofl:

Courtesy of the SA forums.

[fizbin]

what's wrong with my moobs????
i'm proud of them.
they're nice and hairy,and saggy.but i would like to be like this guy.
he's my idol :rofl:
*shudder* My eyes my eyes someone god help i am blind!!!!!:shit:


coz then there wont be anyone talking about her boobs :stupid:
ahhhhh so much better


Courtesy of the SA forums.
ahhhh not again not again god help they burn they burn!
:jerry::jerry::jerry::jerry:

[prettybillie]

means you have moved up from an l-plate rider on the site.

once you have been on site for a certian time and got over a number of post you can change the tag under your name to be anything you so wish.

I'm fine with that - but I want to be a scooter GIRL not scooter BOY :clap:

[prettybillie]

coz then there wont be anyone talking about her boobs :stupid:

I'm good with talking about my boobs. They are great. If you want to take a photo boys - you're just going to have to take a number and wait in the queue......(says the girl who lives alone with two cats and a dog that looks like a cat :confused:)

[Mully]

says the girl who lives alone with two cats and a dog that looks like a cat

Are you sure it's not another cat?

Anyway, about your boobs......

[firefighter]

well i can change the tag, if i so wish. what should i change it to

Change it to "no boobs" until she proves otherwise, then she can be scooter girl lol

[firefighter]

Oh no - damn it, I can't figure out how to add pictures :weep:

:eek: I have a solution! I can take the pics for you, then upload them on your behalf onto the thread! :banana:

[Mom]

I'm fine with that - but I want to be a scooter GIRL not scooter BOY :clap:


See what happens when you say you have boobs :killingme

The boys love playing the pic game for sure :yes:

The gender issue seems well established here on KB. I have asked about the quote function too, no matter who quotes me I always get told "he" did.

Have a read of this

http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/faq.php?faq=kb_site_utitles

Spells out the different levels on KB.

[Pussy]

Go on, Mom, show us your...... :devil2:

[cs363]

Three farkin pages and only one nice set of anonymous boobs and some scary man boobs that once seen cannot be unseen :sick:
:oi-grr:

[naphazoline]

..... and some scary man boobs that once seen cannot be unseen

don't be jealous.....you too can have yours.

lots of pies,beer,and that sort of healthy food,and you'll be well on your way too moob'dom.:laugh:

[cs363]

don't be jealous.....you too can have yours.

lots of pies,beer,and that sort of healthy food,and you'll be well on your way too moob'dom.:laugh:


nah...I've tried that diet and it doesn't work on me! Doesn't matter how much junk I eat I just don't put on bugger all weight (I think it's why my sister and I don't get on... lol) so no man boobs for me, I'm very reliant on the fairer sex for their continued supply :)

[Sully60]

don't be jealous.....you too can have yours.

lots of pies,beer,and that sort of healthy food,and you'll be well on your way too moob'dom.:laugh:

He's (http://bp0.blogger.com/_7uRoN425RxU/RYZmp0dN6sI/AAAAAAAAACE/lwZQyz1B6wE/s1600-h/baldrick.jpg) got a long way to go, it may take some toime!

[Pussy]

nah...I've tried that diet and it doesn't work on me! Doesn't matter how much junk I eat I just don't put on bugger all weight (I think it's why my sister and I don't get on... lol) so no man boobs for me, I'm very reliant on the fairer sex for their continued supply :)

You ought to get treatment for that dirty big tapeworm you've obviously got...

[cs363]

He's (http://bp0.blogger.com/_7uRoN425RxU/RYZmp0dN6sI/AAAAAAAAACE/lwZQyz1B6wE/s1600-h/baldrick.jpg) got a long way to go, it may take some toime!


Bastard! Just cause you've perfected the imperfect body! :laugh:

[cs363]

You ought to get treatment for that dirty big tapeworm you've obviously got...

Ha! If you lost a bit you'd be able to get that plane up to altitude!!! :bleh:

[Oakie]

C'mon guys. Eyes on the prize huh? There's boobs to be sought out ...

[cs363]

C'mon guys. Eyes on the prize huh? There's boobs to be sought out ...

EXACTLY! be gone you obfuscaters!!! :)


Now, where's those boobs??

[Oakie]

EXACTLY! be gone you obfuscaters!!! :)


Now, where's those boobs??

Prettybillie has got them ... apparantly.

[Sully60]

EXACTLY! be gone you obfuscaters!!! :)


Now, where's those boobs??

Ok then.


Why do I have to be a scooter boy? I'm a girl and I have great boobs to prove it mwahahahahaha :girlfight:

So by great do you mean really big boobs....

http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/41/huge_boobs.jpg

Or really good boobs.....:drool:
http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee234/candybrunette23/boobs.jpg

[Pussy]

The kids of that first girlie would have stretch marks on their mouths...

[cs363]

Prettybillie has got them ... apparantly.

It's been said before, but........ http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b7/JohnnyCharger1968/Emoticons/ThisThreadIsWorthlessWithoutPics.gif

[Sully60]

It's been said before, but........ Funny placard picture

Check the timing of posts 2 through 4.

[cs363]

So by great do you mean really big boobs....

Or really good boobs:drool:.....



Maybe she means small but perfectly formed? :laugh:

[Sully60]

The kids of that first girlie would have stretch marks on their mouths...

And the second one is giving me stretch marks on my...never mind:whistle:

[cs363]

Check the timing of posts 2 through 4.


Hmm...yes. Either we're boob deprived or hopeless pervs...




or both.

[cs363]

And the second one is giving me stretch marks on my...never mind:whistle:

Definitely a perv then....



Well I can't call a mate a :tugger: :laugh:

[Sully60]

Hmm...yes. Either we're boob deprived or hopeless pervs...





Well, you know I'm not suffering from the first instance.:msn-wink:

[cs363]

Well, you know I'm not suffering from the first instance.:msn-wink:


Umm..yes...well with you and Number One..... :rofl:

[naphazoline]

or what about these?

[Sully60]

or what about these?

Crikey,that boob tube is really earning it's living!

[Pussy]

Crikey,that boob tube is really earning it's living!
The elastic must be made by the same people that supply A.J. Hackett

[cs363]

or what about these?


I suppose Photoshop is safer than implants..... :lol:


While we're gratuitously posting boob pics, here's a couple of my favourites (and they're even motorcycle related...sort of) http://www.motorian.it/images/15.jpg



Prettybillie better show up with something soon, this thread is degenerating... :laugh:

[Sully60]

Umm..yes...well with you and Number One..... :rofl:

So who's the smart arse now?

At least all the bases are covered:laugh:

[cs363]

So who's the smart arse now?

At least all the bases are covered:laugh:


He he...well you know me! :msn-wink:

Talking of smart arses: http://www.sinosplice.com/chinese/img/keyra_agustina_01_005.jpg

(She's got nice boobs too!)

[Swoop]

Perhaps a different set of titles should appear, dependant on what sex you are?
That should be easy for all of the I.T. people around here.

[naphazoline]

He he...well you know me! :msn-wink:

Talking of smart arses

i guess that's where the saying,"touch base" came from :2thumbsup

[Pussy]

Perhaps a different set of titles should appear, dependant on what sex you are?
That should be easy for all of the I.T. people around here.

Good thinking, 99!
That would solve the problem

[Boob Johnson]

Someone mention Boobs? :blip:

[Oakie]

Someone mention Boobs? :blip:

"great boobs" I think were the exact words. I think we're just going to be left imagining them though...
I guess you can't blame the gal for not wanting to provide evidence on here for all the world to see though. I guess she could PM me a photo of the alleged 'great boobs' and then I could judge them and confirm to you guys that they are infact 'great'. You guys happy with that? I know I would be.

[Big Dave]

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[Number One]

I did float the idea of a KB TITS thread a while back but funnily enough none of the chicks on here were keen...wonder why :shutup: :lol:

BIG DAVE - that woman screeching needs a bra!!!! THose puppies could be strapped to her shins and used as hockey goalie pads :blink:

[MadDuck]

I did float the idea of a KB TITS thread a while back but funnily enough none of the chicks on here were keen...wonder why :shutup: :lol:

Back up the truck girlfriend. I think the bitches were keen :buggerd:

[Boob Johnson]

"great boobs" I think were the exact words. I think we're just going to be left imagining them though...
I guess you can't blame the gal for not wanting to provide evidence on here for all the world to see though. I guess she could PM me a photo of the alleged 'great boobs' and then I could judge them and confirm to you guys that they are infact 'great'. You guys happy with that? I know I would be.
Reckon you will need another "expert" a 2nd opinion if you will. Im willing to sacrifice my busy schedule for such a cause

:innocent:


ps: Thanks BD, lol, farkin great track man, classic

[Number One]

Back up the truck girlfriend. I think the bitches were keen :buggerd:
It were a mixed response from the bitches actually - including myself...especially given I now know that my daddy is a member who tends to read the odd post of mine...that could get uncomfortable...

[Boob Johnson]

It were a mixed response from the bitches actually - including myself...especially given I now know that my daddy is a member who tends to read the odd post of mine...that could get uncomfortable...
Put him on ignore



:corn:

[Number One]

Put him on ignore



:corn:
But he'll still see that his daughter is flashing her tatas on the web...so that won't help me :spanking: OR YOU FOR THAT MATTER :lol:

[MadDuck]

But he'll still see that his daughter is flashing her tatas on the web...so that won't help me :spanking: OR YOU FOR THAT MATTER :lol:

Hell mine are on here somewhere :eek:

[Number One]

Hell mine are on here somewhere :eek:
Really? I've heard you have a good set too

[cs363]

Vid woz here!


Nice one BD! I remember being somewhat taken with that vid in my younger days.... :innocent:

[cs363]

Oh and for those that appreciated that last arse (you know who you are! :lol:) here's another one 'cause it's Christmas :)

[Big Dave]

BIG DAVE - that woman screeching

I only play it for the lyrics.

[Sully60]

I only play it for the lyrics.

Of course, how could your eyes sink so low when she sings so high?

[Katman]

I can teach you how to get it changed to "needs trainer wheels on his bike" but its not as much fun as you think.

Meh, you get used to it after a while.

:msn-wink:

[naphazoline]

Oh and for those that appreciated that last arse (you know who you are! :lol:) here's another one 'cause it's Christmas :)

DAMN IT!!!.....i keep ringing that number,only to get no one answer :(

[prettybillie]

Ok then.



So by great do you mean really big boobs....



Or really good boobs.....:drool:


Definitely really good boobs! :jerry:

[prettybillie]

"great boobs" I think were the exact words. I think we're just going to be left imagining them though...
I guess you can't blame the gal for not wanting to provide evidence on here for all the world to see though. I guess she could PM me a photo of the alleged 'great boobs' and then I could judge them and confirm to you guys that they are infact 'great'. You guys happy with that? I know I would be.

I could post a photo, but damn it my camera isn't working! :doh:

[firefighter]

I could post a photo, but damn it my camera isn't working! :doh:

I stand by my previous offer of the taking pics for you and posting them on your behalf. :whistle: You see i'm all about helping the community in times of need....:lol:

[ManDownUnder]

BIG DAVE - that woman screeching needs a bra!!!! THose puppies could be strapped to her shins and used as hockey goalie pads :blink:

Great ltrics especially ther bit at 2: 256.... sorry for the typos - it's hard tyoping with left hand only...

at least her kids won't go hungry!

[prettybillie]

I stand by my previous offer of the taking pics for you and posting them on your behalf. :whistle: You see i'm all about helping the community in times of need....:lol:

It's okay everyone - I'm now a Moped Rider so the drama is over mwahahahaha

[vifferman]

It's okay everyone - I'm now a Moped Rider so the drama is over mwahahahaha
Is that OK? :confused:
I thought being a moped rider was a backward step from being a scooterist...

[firefighter]

It's okay everyone - I'm now a Moped Rider so the drama is over mwahahahaha

Doh!:weep: well it was fun while it lasted :rolleyes:

[naphazoline]

It's okay everyone - I'm now a Moped Rider so the drama is over mwahahahaha


i bet ya didn't think that there would be 6 pages of concerned posters,about you being wrongly accused of being a boy?

nice to know that people are looking out for you eh? ;)

[Sully60]

It's okay everyone - I'm now a Moped Rider so the drama is over mwahahahaha

So are there any 'riding' pics of you on the moped?:whistle:

[cs363]

So are there any 'riding' pics of you on the moped?:whistle:

Or perhaps a video? Bumpy roads make for good videos as you can really see the suspension working...... :whistle:

[naphazoline]

Or perhaps a video? Bumpy roads make for good videos as you can really see the suspension working...... :whistle:

suspension,or suspenders? :shifty:

[Oakie]

It's okay everyone - I'm now a Moped Rider so the drama is over mwahahahaha

Surely this doesn't mean you no longer have great boobs?! :drool:

[Sully60]

suspension,or suspenders? :shifty:

If the suspensions not up to scratch you'll probably see the suspenders.
Oh I've waited so long to see any pics the suspense is killing me!

[prettybillie]

Surely this doesn't mean you no longer have great boobs?! :drool:

Oh no don't worry - my boobs are still great!

[Cajun]

Oh no don't worry - my boobs are still great!

we have no prove of that

[Tank]

Ive come to the conclusion that prettybillie is most probally a 42 yo bloke.

Its sad three pages of post looking out for a pic of boobs - when the whole bloody internet is full of them.

[naphazoline]

Oh no don't worry - my boobs are still great!


i'll show you mine,if you show me yours :laugh:

[Tank]

i'll show you mine,if you show me yours :laugh:

Dont you hate it when the bloke next to you at the urinals says that?

[naphazoline]

Ive come to the conclusion that prettybillie is most probally a 42 yo bloke.

Its sad three pages of post looking out for a pic of boobs - when the whole bloody internet is full of them.

aahhh......but they are not all "great boobs".
oh...and they're not all into bikes either.

[Mully]

we have no prove of that

Cajun, can you change her to "Moped Boy" until she ponies up with the pics please.

Thanks (from all) in advance.

[firefighter]

Cajun, can you change her to "Moped Boy" until she ponies up with the pics please.

Thanks (from all) in advance.


:laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh:

[Big Dave]

What's this thing you've got with horses Mully?

[Mully]

What's this thing you've got with horses Mully?

Just trying to educate the world on the talentless, horsefaced hack that is SJP.

It's not all horses, there's a cow in my sig/profile.

[Big Dave]

Just trying to educate the world on the talentless, horsefaced hack that is SJP.

It's not all horses, there's a cow in my sig/profile.

Ponies up?

[prettybillie]

i'll show you mine,if you show me yours :laugh:

Anti up then?

[Mully]

Ponies up?

Hmm, oh yeah. Missed your point that one.

Wasn't sure if it was "ponys" or "ponies" (or even "pony's").

Didn't want to incur the wrath of Hitcher.

Either way, I want evidence of the "great boobs" claim.

[Swoop]

Ive come to the conclusion that prettybillie is most probally a 42 yo bloke.
The Dover?

[Forest]

Moobs!

Again courtesy of the SA forums.

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[cs363]

Ive come to the conclusion that prettybillie is most probally a 42 yo bloke.

Or possibly older....or, come to think of it, younger - it is school holidays now isn't it?

On reflection I think we have all been sucked in by a fiendishly cunning female who planned this all along, just to get her post count up enough to no longer be called a Scooter Boy.

Therefore, I concur with Mully and believe the only fitting punishment for such a henious deception of the unsuspecting KB'ers is to have the tag changed to Moped Boy until pics of said boobs are posted.
In the interests of decency we may just be appeased by bra or bikini shots......maybe...

[Oakie]

Therefore, I concur with Mully and believe the only fitting punishment for such a henious deception of the unsuspecting KB'ers is to have the tag changed to Moped Boy until pics of said boobs are posted.
.

or reflective of the current unsatisfactory state of affairs it be changed to 'Claim to having great boobs remains unproven'

[prettybillie]

So are there any 'riding' pics of you on the moped?:whistle:

Eeeeeerrrr what's a moped?

[Sully60]

Eeeeeerrrr what's a moped?

So this (http://bp1.blogger.com/_bD11zKvar2o/R2Ki2WGMUQI/AAAAAAAABmI/AcLYgbG5ReI/s1600-h/Sonya+Olsen+moped.jpg) isn't you then?

Dammit!:rolleyes:

[prettybillie]

So this (http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_bD11zKvar2o/R2Ki2WGMUQI/AAAAAAAABmI/AcLYgbG5ReI/s1600/Sonya%2BOlsen%2Bmoped.jpg) isn't you then?

Dammit!:rolleyes:

Can't tell - this link doesn't work :gob:

[Biggles08]

oh I can't believe I have just found this thread!!!! its just wayyyyyy to easy! hehehe...mmmmmm....booobs!

[prettybillie]

oh I can't believe I have just found this thread!!!! its just wayyyyyy to easy! hehehe...mmmmmm....booobs!

Not just boobs - great boobs!!!!:bleh:

[Oakie]

Not just boobs - great boobs!!!!:bleh:

So you keep saying. If you're not going to send me the proof by PM as requested (purely for the good of those others interested of course) can you please just define 'great'.

Are we talking 'great' as in 'The Great Wall of China' ... large enough to be seen from the moon ... or are we talking 'great' as in "that is a great looking banana muffin ... satisfyingly large, upright and well rounded without being so large that you need two hands to bring it succesfully to the mouth"?

So, are you endowed with 'The Chinese wall' or 'The banana muffin'?

[Sully60]

So you keep saying. If you're not going to send me the proof by PM as requested (purely for the good of those others interested of course) can you please just define 'great'.

Are we talking 'great' as in 'The Great Wall of China' ... large enough to be seen from the moon ... or are we talking 'great' as in "that is a great looking banana muffin ... satisfyingly large, upright and well rounded without being so large that you need two hands to bring it succesfully to the mouth"?

So, are you endowed with 'The Chinese wall' or 'The banana muffin'?

There was a pictorial version of this question a few pages back which has yet to be answered in the intended fashion.<_<

But a verbal reply in the above fashion would suffice in the short term:yes:

[scumdog]

nah...I've tried that diet and it doesn't work on me! Doesn't matter how much junk I eat I just don't put on bugger all weight (I think it's why my sister and I don't get on... lol) so no man boobs for me, I'm very reliant on the fairer sex for their continued supply :)

Meh, give it time...give it time.. then you'll regret your words young feller.:crybaby:

[Number One]

Not just boobs - great boobs!!!!:bleh:
Bet mine are better :bleh:


:lol: This thread is terrible by the way - some of you guys really need to get out much much more! It's a nice day go for a fricken ride already :rolleyes:

[prettybillie]

So you keep saying. If you're not going to send me the proof by PM as requested (purely for the good of those others interested of course) can you please just define 'great'.

Are we talking 'great' as in 'The Great Wall of China' ... large enough to be seen from the moon ... or are we talking 'great' as in "that is a great looking banana muffin ... satisfyingly large, upright and well rounded without being so large that you need two hands to bring it succesfully to the mouth"?

So, are you endowed with 'The Chinese wall' or 'The banana muffin'?

Definitely the banana muffin!