Cock Fight

[Fatt Max]

Was walking down Broadway in Newmarket at lunchtime earlier today looking for a decent deal on some extra large pies when I bumped into this dude advertising Nandos.

Took advantage of the free feed and as I was leaving I uttered the words;

“Oi mate, you look a right cock in that costume..!”

It must have been the heat because he hurled a bit of (muffled) abuse in my general direction and then shaped up for a row, right in the middle of the street. Fortunately my mate who was with me had the sense to take the attached piccie of a bit of fowl aggro.

Whoever you are mate, lighten up, there’s kids about eh….:eek5:

[Stirts]

Feck...that kinda cock fight!!!

You cock tease!

[pixc]

aww come-on. Id be shitty in THAT outfit too....poor bugger:clap:
Poor form for him reacting on it tho.

[Aa7]

i see shades of family guy in your future max with the occasional reappearance of the stray cock with attitude - shame your names not peter really. did you take the coupon from him for nandos at all?

[ManDownUnder]

What'd you call him... Cock? Chicken? Pecker head?

So many choices!

[Gremlin]

Reminds me of that movie with Vince Vaughan and Owen Wilson? where they beat up Barney, and he was slinging shit in their direction etc :lol:

[aderino4]

The girl on the left is quite pretty..