297kph with no gear on!

[carver]

i took the gixxer for a run today, the jog has been my to work and back weapon after working 70 hour weeks.
i took the gixxer for a thrash, found the front only had 20psi in it, put both tires up to 40psi, and it handled like its on rails again!

took it to a local stretch of road, did some nice corners and wheelies, and i was reminded what a great bike the GSXR1000 is.

wearing a hooded jacket, a pair of jeans, some race boots, and my new XR1000 (very good) and a pair of revit gloves, i took the gixxer up to a indicated speed of 297kph, it took me 3 runs to get there, the bike had the front wheel up for the first 3 gears.

how did it feel?

like nothing really, just numbers on a dial. :Police:

[pc220]

wow you da ??????

[NOMIS]

lol............. you love making people hate you huh

[carver]

lol............. you love making people hate you huh

its important public information!


where is Katman????

i dare you to do that on your katana katman, in jandals and stubbies, drunk with a open face helmet on (retro theme and all)

if you dont your a pussy!

[AllanB]

Carver ya pussy, try it naked next time, in theory at 297kms per I believe you could add a extra inch to the third leg :niceone:

[FJRider]

With the known accuracy of Suzuki speedo's, 110 km/hr is probably all you got to... and three go's to get there...

[FJRider]

Carver ya pussy, try it naked next time, in theory at 297kms per I believe you could add a extra inch to the third leg :niceone:

An inch and a quarter at 297...??? he must have small hands...

[carver]

Carver ya pussy, try it naked next time, in theory at 297kms per I believe you could add a extra inch to the third leg :niceone:

but that will affect the aerodynamics, the extra inch cause the front wheel to "come up"


With the known accuracy of Suzuki speedo's, 110 km/hr is probably all you got to... and three go's to get there...

yeah, on a litre bike!
its a K1 too!

[short-circuit]

So what? I got it up to 298kmph today. Front wheel off the ground in the first four gears, with no helmet on.

[TLDV8]

Rollie Free at 150+ mph (240km h)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rollie_Free

<img src=http://murdercycles.com/v-web/gallery/albums/miscellaneous/Rollie_Free01.jpeg>

[carver]

So what? I got it up to 298kmph today. Front wheel off the ground in the first four gears, with no helmet on.

im not kidding, seriously, i did do this!

[short-circuit]

Yeah same - on my mates VTR250

[short-circuit]

Was your slightly inferior effort achieved on your vtr also, or your ER6. Cause I really don't believe the Gixxer would be up to it eh? Come on, stop pullin me man tit.

[nallac]

What the fuck man..................
your slowing down and wearing the gear now whats up with that.
fuck must be old age catching up with ya.

we wanna hear that you were on the back wheel at that sortof speed
then pulled a stoppie at 280klicks.

thats more like the Carver of old.(or should that be young?)

[Ixion]

:yawn:

When you crack 300 with no pants on , let us know. Or, at any rate , let Maurice know, he'll be right behind you and gaining.

[PrincessBandit]

...

how did it feel?

like nothing really, just numbers on a dial. :Police:

oh ok then, if that's all then excuse me while I yawn and take a nap.:msn-wink:

[emaN]

You dumb cock..



40psi at the front!? what were you thinking?!

[nallac]

You dumb cock..



40psi at the front!? what were you thinking?!

man its carver you're talking about,the front wheel doesn't touch the ground

[carver]

Was your slightly inferior effort achieved on your vtr also, or your ER6. Cause I really don't believe the Gixxer would be up to it eh? Come on, stop pullin me man tit.

VTR 250 top speed (modded)
165~kph (off the clock)

ER6n

220kph (standard)

GSXR1000
so far, 297 kph (indicated)

it really did it, it has:
50, 000km+
PCIII
full exhaust system


What the fuck man..................
your slowing down and wearing the gear now whats up with that.
fuck must be old age catching up with ya.

we wanna hear that you were on the back wheel at that sortof speed
then pulled a stoppie at 280klicks.

thats more like the Carver of old.(or should that be young?)

280 for a stoppie, thats pretty challenging



You dumb cock..



40psi at the front!? what were you thinking?!

Michelin Pilot sports

rated to

42psi cold front/rear


man its carver you're talking about,the front wheel doesn't touch the ground

not often!wheelies rule!

[nallac]

isn't the world record for a stoppie distance wise hitting the picks around 320klicks.....

[Brett]

VTR 250 top speed (modded)
165~kph (off the clock)

ER6n

220kph (standard)

GSXR1000
so far, 297 kph (indicated)

it really did it, it has:
50, 000km+
PCIII
full exhaust system



280 for a stoppie, thats pretty challenging




Michelin Pilot sports

rated to

42psi cold front/rear



not often!wheelies rule!


Wouldn't ya want to INCREASE your tyre contact patch not decrease it for greater handling...ie drop the tyre pressure to around 30 - 34 psi?

[short-circuit]

VTR 250 top speed (modded)
165~kph (off the clock)

Pussy - too scared to push it to it's limits.

I'm telling you 298 Kph (indicated - twice round the speedo) on my mate's VTR250 today - Tamaki Drive on the waterfront.

Sorry Carver :second:

[Deano]

You have a VERY small penis.

[Ixion]

You noticed that too , eh? The goat made the same complaint. But, if it helps, there are a number of Honda riders here that would would be happy to assist you with , uh, fullfillment, so to speak. We understand that experience leads to a greater 'capacity', so to speak, and we don't want to see you unsatisfied.

[Usarka]

conversations at intermediate school would have been like this if we were allowed gixxers instead of raleigh 20's......

[sinfull]

Aint the angels holding the drags at mere mere this weekend , i recon ya should put it through the traps (just to see how far out the speedo is) I'm guessin 40 k over the true speed !
Sure they'll get a laugh out of ya doing it in yr undies mate !

[Headbanger]

If Carver ever loses his virginity he will be taking out full page adds in the major newspapers, Calling in the TV camera's, doing a pamphlet drop, and expecting a phone call to congratulate him on his awesomeness from the Queen.

[carver]

Wouldn't ya want to INCREASE your tyre contact patch not decrease it for greater handling...ie drop the tyre pressure to around 30 - 34 psi?

nope, higher gives more feel from the front end, it had 21 psi in it.
also the tire carcass is stiffer, giving greater ability to tip it over


You have a VERY small penis.

did it taste ok in your mouth last night?


If Carver ever loses his virginity he will be taking out full page adds in the major newspapers, Calling in the TV camera's, doing a pamphlet drop, and expecting a phone call to congratulate him on his awesomeness from the Queen.

virginity, yeah....

are you trying to seduce me?

[davebullet]

Did you get any of this on video carver? I have a friend who has done 280 on the track and he believed it could go another 20 more. Ok - indicated of course, but still 2 times too fooken fast for me! :lol:

[Deano]

did it taste ok in your mouth last night?


Dunno where you were fantasising but I was out riding last night with the Welly crew.

Did you get your entry in to Wanganui in time ? Cause you will own motards right ?

[TOTO]

Itas all good carver, but i bet you can never do 139 on a GN250 like BANZAI. And the speed was measured by a 900 hornet and a B-king at the time, and with all the armoured hear on.

you're ok carver but BANZAI kicks your ass !

[roy.nz]

im not kidding, seriously, i did do this!

Next time take a video of it so we can believe you then i might just :done:

[The Pastor]

man your like so dangerours!

[MentalFacility]

bad boy fasion is for pussies.

[carver]

Did you get any of this on video carver? I have a friend who has done 280 on the track and he believed it could go another 20 more. Ok - indicated of course, but still 2 times too fooken fast for me! :lol:

course not, i did it on a whim!


Dunno where you were fantasising but I was out riding last night with the Welly crew.

Did you get your entry in to Wanganui in time ? Cause you will own motards right ?

only on the straights!


Itas all good carver, but i bet you can never do 139 on a GN250 like BANZAI. And the speed was measured by a 900 hornet and a B-king at the time, and with all the armoured hear on.

you're ok carver but BANZAI kicks your ass !

more assumptions, i have seen 160kph on a GN 250, and also done a stoppie on one.


Next time take a video of it so we can believe you then i might just :done:

im telling ya, i honestly saw 297 on my gixxer thousand, why is that so hard to believe?
160+ hp, and a nice straight


bad boy fasion is for pussies.

bad boy fashion is wearing gear!

quasimoto gear is a bad fashion statement

[Taz]

im telling ya, i honestly saw 297 on my gixxer thousand, why is that so hard to believe?

Not hard to believe - just who cares???? Not me......

"Hi I'm Carver, Look at moi, Look at moi, Look at moi, Look at moi, Look at moi,
Look at moi, Look at moi, Look at moi, Look at moi, Look at moi, Look at moi, Look at moi, Look at moi, Look at moi, Look at moi, Look at moi, Look at moi, Look at moi, Look at moi, Look at moi, Look at moi, Look at moi, Look at moi, Look at moi, Look at moi, Look at moi, Look at moi, Look at moi, Look at moi, Look at moi, Look at moi, Look at moi, Look at moi, Look at moi, Look at moi, Look at moi, Look at moi, Look at moi, Look at moi, Look at moi,
OI!!! LOOK AT ME YA BASTARDS!!!!:cry:

[blast]

it is easy on these 1k bikes to get to that speed on a long straight and balls, i know what its like tobe the age carver is and just to go hard everywere, things have changed as 20 years ago i was doing the same stuff but on shitty underpowered bikes (wheelies,etc etc) now days pay around $7k and you have got yourself a killing machine in ther wrong hands, just be carefull out there. loosebruce was always talking it up also bout doing 299 everwere.shit happens. chur chur

[racerhead]

Ok Im fairly new to this forum but every single post Ive seen from carver has either been him just being a dick or posts like this which prove he is a total dick.
Fair play you did 2...:yawn:...??? what again, sorry Ive forgotten because I dont really care what speed youve done and then having the stupidity of posting it on a public forum:lol: Why dont you just video it and drop the video into the cop shop when your done. Im sure you might even get some national publicity for the court case which should keep you happy

[icekiwi]

Sheesh Carver your a pussy....
I did that at 1.00am this morning on my way home out the back of puke...
Oh I kept both wheels on the ground..hmmm maybe i'm a pussy?

[Katman]

i dare you to do that on your katana katman, in jandals and stubbies, drunk with a open face helmet on (retro theme and all)

if you dont your a pussy!

Just be careful you don't double dare me.

[short-circuit]

Sheesh Carver your a pussy....
I did that at 1.00am this morning on my way home out the back of puke...
Oh I kept both wheels on the ground..hmmm maybe i'm a pussy?

Yeah I broke 300 kph this morning on the VTR250 going up Baldwin Street in Dunedin wearing a mankini, a german helmet and bare feet

[Coyote]

:yawn:

When you crack 300 with no pants on , let us know. Or, at any rate , let Maurice know, he'll be right behind you and gaining.
If someone lends me a 1000, I'm keen.

[short-circuit]

If someone lends me a 1000, I'm keen.

It's been done bro - see post above

[Coyote]

It's been done bro - see post above
Dude, a mankini is not pants down. It's impressive, but it's not Donald Duck stylz

[PrincessBandit]

Yeah I broke 300 kph this morning ...

Big deal. I broke wind this morning! :p
(And we all know that girls don't really fart so that is quite something.)

[short-circuit]

Big deal. I broke wind this morning! :p
(And we all know that girls don't really fart so that is quite something.)

Did you record it?

Cause we all know without wave files/mp3, it didn't happen

[tri boy]

:yawn:

When you crack 300 with no pants on , let us know. Or, at any rate , let Maurice know, he'll be right behind you and gaining.

He must of knocked over more than 300. How else can he afford sickles.

[carver]

Ok Im fairly new to this forum but every single post Ive seen from carver has either been him just being a dick or posts like this which prove he is a total dick.
Fair play you did 2...:yawn:...??? what again, sorry Ive forgotten because I dont really care what speed youve done and then having the stupidity of posting it on a public forum:lol: Why dont you just video it and drop the video into the cop shop when your done. Im sure you might even get some national publicity for the court case which should keep you happy

whatever dude.
you n00bs just seem to ride like squids!

its all hearsay for now!

[Harvd]

Ok Im fairly new to this forum but every single post Ive seen from carver has either been him just being a dick or posts like this which prove he is a total dick.


hahaha carver obviously doesnt give a shit and probably posts stuff like this on here just to stir sum shit up and get pple castrating themselves with their own twisted knickers:Pokey:. which he does very well...

makes me laugh

[Madness]

Please vote for Carver here (http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/fw_pollbooth.php?do=showbooth&boothid=24).

[CHOPPA]

surely this is a repost but its funny!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OdmALSJ4Kjo

[raftn]

With the known accuracy of Suzuki speedo's, 110 km/hr is probably all you got to... and three go's to get there...

Lol........

[mctshirt]

how did it feel?

like nothing really, just numbers on a dial.

Who cares - you still didn't get a root :confused:

[Titanium]

surely this is a repost but its funny!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OdmALSJ4Kjo

This is more like Carver .....

http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=wtofbxmlv8Y

Sorry if a repost ...... end is classic!

[madbikeboy]

On stock gearing, an indicated 299 is about 275.

The clock stops at 299 on a GSXR, and depending on the restricter, it'll do more (about 1500 RPM) more. I've worked out the ratios, and it's hard to know how much diameter growth there is on the rear, but 300 real clicks isn't out of the question.

Of course, the best place to do it is the back straight of Puke wearing leathers, but sadly Squids only seem to be able to ride large on internet forums such as this one.

At 300kph, you're doing a mile every 20 seconds. So, if a cow happens to wandering across the road at the wrong time, by the time your booze addled and very small brain realises the threat, you'll have started to move your finger onto the brake, by that time the cow will have been inseminated by a poor example of the human gene pool atop Japan's finest engineering feat.

I'd pay to see that happen. I would feel sorry for the cow though.

[portokiwi]

:jerry::jerry::jerry: or should that be CARVER..... CARVER...... CARVER:laugh:

[Owl]

Big deal. I broke wind this morning! :p
(And we all know that girls don't really fart so that is quite something.)

Pics or it didn't happen!:laugh:

[TOTO]

297km/h..........

[nallac]

Who cares - you still didn't get a root :confused:


how do you know????
sidewinder could've been waiting for his lover boy.

[barty5]

And then he took his hand off it.

[nallac]

And then he took his hand off it.

off what?? off sidewinders cock??

[carver]

Who cares - you still didn't get a root :confused:

i was on my way to your sisters house, i just couldn't wait!

[Headbanger]

At 300kph, you're doing a mile every 20 seconds.

Fuck, Thats just...god damn.

Starting to think my paltry 200km/h is fast enough.

[carver]

This is more like Carver .....

http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=wtofbxmlv8Y

Sorry if a repost ...... end is classic!

it is a classic, but will you stop your trolling!

[Titanium]

it is a classic, but will you stop your trolling!


Trolling ........ yer right ....:crybaby:

[barty5]

off what?? off sidewinders cock??

could well have been or his own

[Crasherfromwayback]

You have a VERY small penis.

Incorrect. He? doesn't actually have a penis...he gets plenty though.:baby:

[nallac]

i was on my way to your sisters house, i just couldn't wait!

I hope you don't mind sloppy seconds......:shifty::shifty:

[Patrick]

Carver ya pussy, try it naked next time, in theory at 297kms per I believe you could add a extra inch to the third leg :niceone:

That'll take it out to 3 and 1/4 inches... apparently... I knew he was overcompensating for something...


man your like so dangerours!

He is taking it International?


Just be careful you don't double dare me.

Wasn't it three times, like in the Austin Powers movie????

[Taz]

I hope you don't mind sloppy seconds......:shifty::shifty:

His mum aint so bad.... She's very ummm.... enthusiastic. :laugh:

[Stormer]

Ha!!
Gixxers rule!:stoogie:
Dunno how you did it in a hoodie... had mine up to 290 (still accelerating at that point) with all the leather gear on, and anything loose or flopping about would have got torn off at that speed.

[nallac]

His mum aint so bad.... She's very ummm.... enthusiastic. :laugh:

mate, shes old news who hasn't been there done that....:niceone:

[short-circuit]

Ha!!
Gixxers rule!:stoogie:
Dunno how you did it in a hoodie... had mine up to 290 (still accelerating at that point) with all the leather gear on, and anything loose or flopping about would have got torn off at that speed.

You Gixxer boys are pussys with your fairings - I cracked 300 on the VTR 250 - Naked (well the bike is, I had my Mankini on)

[madbikeboy]

Fuck, Thats just...god damn.

Starting to think my paltry 200km/h is fast enough.

200 kph is fast enough, lets put this in perspective, you're covering a mile every 30 seconds. Try walking a mile, it puts it into a frame of reference of how far a mile actually is. Plus, you're on a naked bike, 200 on a naked feels faster than 300 on a faired bike.

200 is the top of third gear on a thou. Next time someone tells you that a thou is too slow for them, putting this in perspective - a thou is still pulling at 200kph like a motherfucker, as you change into 4th on mine, chin on the tank, the front starts to rise (I'm heavy), and it's charging harder than any car I've ever ridden in between 0-60. Then into fifth in less time than it took to read this sentence. Then it's a longer wind out as horsepower finally starts meeting its match with air resistance. The only thing that I've ever ridden that is noticibly faster is a Turbo Busa, and the difference is in fifth and sixth, they still pull like my thou does in 2nd and 3rd. But my slow old bus, it'll still pull close on 300 in less than a mile of actual space from a standing start.

Putting this in perspective, this is why I believe that Noobs are ill suited to larger displacement bikes.

And it's also why I think Carver should find another hobby, maybe playing with dirt bikes or something. But, on reflection, he spends a lot of time playing with himself...

[carver]

Putting this in perspective, this is why I believe that Noobs are ill suited to larger displacement bikes.

And it's also why I think Carver should find another hobby, maybe playing with dirt bikes or something. But, on reflection, he spends a lot of time playing with himself...

been there, done that, its good fun.

i aint no noob, aint had a bin in ages and ride harder than ever, but more consistently, and more attentively.

no more assumptions