57 reasons why motorcycles are better than men

[true-to-life]

A motorcycle can go for more than one rider in an hour.
Motorcycles never develop spare tires.
Motorcycles last longer.
Motorcycles don't get you pregnant.
A motorcycle doesn't care what time of month it is.
Motorcycles don't have parents.
Your motorcycle will let you know if something is wrong.
You don't have to kick your motorcycle to get it going.
Your motorcycle won't judge your friends.
If your motorcycle is boisterous, you can buy a muffler.
You won't have to put your motorcycle through grad school.
If your motorcycles smokes you can do something about it.
Motorcycles don't care about how many other motorcycles you have ridden.
When riding, you and your motorcycle both arrive at the same time.
One motorcycle will satisfy you every time.
Your motorcycle won't ogle other motorcycles.
Your motorcycle won't care if you have a poster of your fantasy motorcycle.
If your motorcycle has high mileage, you can just get a new one.
Motorcycles don't care about breast size.
If your motorcycle is too soft, you can get new shocks.
If your motorcycle is misaligned, you don't have to discuss politics to correct it.
You don't have to drink beer before your motorcycle looks appealing.
You can be proud of your motorcycle regardless of the model.
You don't have to go to Tiffany's to register your motorcycle.
Your motorcycle won't beat you or try to make you feel inferior.
You can ride a motorcycle as long as you want and it won't get limp.
Your parents won't keep in touch with your old motorcycle after you dump it.
Motorcycles always feel like going for a ride when you do.
Motorcycles don't insult you if you are a novice.
Your motorcycle never wants a night out alone with the other motorcycles.
Motorcycles don't make you late.
You don't have to primp before riding your motorcycle.
Your motorcycle won't complain when you use protection.
If your motorcycle doesn't look good, you can paint it or get better parts.
You can't get a disease from a motorcycle.
Your motorcycle won't care if you fake it.
Motorcycles are always ready to stop when you are.
Your motorcycle has a built in vibrator.
Your motorcycle doesn't have to show off in front of other motorcycles.
Your motorcycle won't lie to you.
Your motorcycle doesn't care how heavy you are.
In the morning, your motorcycle won't poke you in the back when it wants to go for a ride.
You can turn the petcock off.
Your motorcycle won't shrink when its cold.
If your motorcycle can't fire up, you can just replace the battery.
You don't have to cook for your motorcycle.
Your motorcycle can't ride around behind your back.
If your motorcycle is cold, you can choke it.
Your motorcycle is always the right size because if it seems too small you can just get a new one.
You can keep photos of your old motorcycles.
Your motorcycle would rather go for a ride than watch sports.
Your motorcycle can go for multiple rides.
Motorcycles don't need pick up lines.
You only have to ride your motorcycle when you want to.
Your motorcycle won't go for rides by itself.
If baldness occurs, you can replace the tires.
Motorcycles don't snore.


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[Duke girl]

If only Men were like motorcycles how happier would us females be?????? Could ride them whenever we wanted too where ever we wanted too and as long as we wanted too:laugh:. Yahoo!!!!!!!!

[Brownbikerbabe]

If only men where motorcycles with a FULL tank of gasoline!:clap:

[monkey99]

A motorcycle can go for more than one rider in an hour.
Motorcycles never develop spare tires.
Motorcycles last longer.
Motorcycles don't get you pregnant.
A motorcycle doesn't care what time of month it is.
Motorcycles don't have parents.
Your motorcycle will let you know if something is wrong.
You don't have to kick your motorcycle to get it going.
Your motorcycle won't judge your friends.
If your motorcycle is boisterous, you can buy a muffler.
You won't have to put your motorcycle through grad school.
If your motorcycles smokes you can do something about it.
Motorcycles don't care about how many other motorcycles you have ridden.
When riding, you and your motorcycle both arrive at the same time.
One motorcycle will satisfy you every time.
Your motorcycle won't ogle other motorcycles.
Your motorcycle won't care if you have a poster of your fantasy motorcycle.
If your motorcycle has high mileage, you can just get a new one.
Motorcycles don't care about breast size.
If your motorcycle is too soft, you can get new shocks.
If your motorcycle is misaligned, you don't have to discuss politics to correct it.
You don't have to drink beer before your motorcycle looks appealing.
You can be proud of your motorcycle regardless of the model.
You don't have to go to Tiffany's to register your motorcycle.
Your motorcycle won't beat you or try to make you feel inferior.
You can ride a motorcycle as long as you want and it won't get limp.
Your parents won't keep in touch with your old motorcycle after you dump it.
Motorcycles always feel like going for a ride when you do.
Motorcycles don't insult you if you are a novice.
Your motorcycle never wants a night out alone with the other motorcycles.
Motorcycles don't make you late.
You don't have to primp before riding your motorcycle.
Your motorcycle won't complain when you use protection.
If your motorcycle doesn't look good, you can paint it or get better parts.
You can't get a disease from a motorcycle.
Your motorcycle won't care if you fake it.
Motorcycles are always ready to stop when you are.
Your motorcycle has a built in vibrator.
Your motorcycle doesn't have to show off in front of other motorcycles.
Your motorcycle won't lie to you.
Your motorcycle doesn't care how heavy you are.
In the morning, your motorcycle won't poke you in the back when it wants to go for a ride.
You can turn the petcock off.
Your motorcycle won't shrink when its cold.
If your motorcycle can't fire up, you can just replace the battery.
You don't have to cook for your motorcycle.
Your motorcycle can't ride around behind your back.
If your motorcycle is cold, you can choke it.
Your motorcycle is always the right size because if it seems too small you can just get a new one.
You can keep photos of your old motorcycles.
Your motorcycle would rather go for a ride than watch sports.
Your motorcycle can go for multiple rides.
Motorcycles don't need pick up lines.
You only have to ride your motorcycle when you want to.
Your motorcycle won't go for rides by itself.
If baldness occurs, you can replace the tires.
Motorcycles don't snore.


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:shutup: touche..:innocent:

[AllanB]

You can't get a disease from a motorcycle.


You can if you share mufflers......:doctor::rolleyes:

[Laxi]

could swear i saw the same poster but was "motorcycles are better than women because"

[SixPackBack]

Best of luck getting a good fucking out of a motorcycle true-to-life:whistle:

[short-circuit]

Best of luck getting a good fucking out of a motorcycle true-to-life:whistle:

Yeah and they can't open jars either

[true-to-life]

ha ha ha, yea but no fucking over either

[prettybillie]

Best of luck getting a good fucking out of a motorcycle true-to-life:whistle:

Yeah but tune it right and it vibrates in all the right place :eek:

[SixPackBack]

Yeah but tune it right and it vibrates in all the right place :eek:

You gunna have to sit on the handlebar to reach the 'G' spot tho baby:msn-wink:

[prettybillie]

You gunna have to sit on the handlebar to reach the 'G' spot tho baby:msn-wink:

Oh you're on the wrong sort of bike then mwahahahahahahaha

[1wheel riot]

waw ok and on the other side bikes can/will kill you they get you lots of tikets they can be stollin wether your good anafe or not and if you wont the best you have to pay alot for it. hrhrhr sownds like youv been dateing the wrong type of guys.

[sosman]

So what the girls are saying!...is that there happy with an Fxr150 :lol:

[SARGE]

waw ok and on the other side bikes can/will kill you they get you lots of tikets they can be stollin wether your good anafe or not and if you wont the best you have to pay alot for it. hrhrhr sownds like youv been dateing the wrong type of guys.

huh?????.................

[CookMySock]

Geez do we men do all that..

Steve

[James Deuce]

58. Because women come up with lists like this and then follow them, leaving us alone in our sheds.

[Mschvs]

I bet you there are just as many reasons that guys wish women were more like bikes!! Albeit, my hubby said his bike is higher maintenance then me ... which felt kinda good! haha

[cc rider]

58....leaving us alone in our sheds.
:done:

...this is why we have separate sheds :Punk:

[GN1NiteStnd]

Luckily you can have both a husband and a bike. Too bad they can get preoccupied with eachother. :Oi:

[2wheeldrifter]

59 Bike won't give you VD!


as i am a male.. I didn't read them all, so may have missed that one. :clap:

[cc rider]

59 Bikes won't give you VD!

as i am a male.. I didn't read them all, so may have missed that one. :clap:Verbal Diarrhoea :shit:
:niceone:

[Marmoot]

57 reasons why motorcycles are better than men

Plus 1
They don't repost (http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php?t=94191&highlight=why+motorcycles+are+better+than)...sort of...

[2wheeldrifter]

Verbal Diarrhoea :shit:
:niceone:

:clap: So true lol guess that covers two diseases then! so we up to 60?

Hope your not implying me sweet, that would be very unbecoming of me to speak VD.. :rolleyes:

[hospitalfood]

but girls, lots of you like to be dominated by men...........
bikes just don't satisfy that knid of fantasy.

[true-to-life]

:rolleyes:

[alley cat]

but girls, lots of you like to be dominated by men...........
bikes just don't satisfy that knid of fantasy.

are we talking 'cook me some eggs bitch'kind of domination or the throw you on the ground and give you a good seeing to variety?

[cc rider]

Hope your not implying me sweet, that would be very unbecoming of me to speak VD.. :rolleyes:Never hun, I have always found our verbal intercourse to be a healthy exchange of....:psst:


but girls, lots of you like to be dominated by men...........
bikes just don't satisfy that knid of fantasy.
* They can tie you down (financially)
* They can pin you down if they land on you
* They always demand to be serviced regularly


are we talking 'cook me some eggs bitch'kind of domination or the throw you on the ground and give you a good seeing to variety?I vote #2 - I hate eggs :shutup:

[NOWOOL]

Can you imagine the lawsuit that would potentially been waged if the title of the submittal was the opposite........just be glad that women enjoy a bias support in the law.

[ready4whatever]

yeah but try sucking on the end of a bike while its running, you'll die from carbon monoxide. thats worse than catching a good ol' natural std

[cc rider]

yeah but try sucking on the end of a bike while its running, you'll die from carbon monoxide. thats worse than catching a good ol' natural stdMotorcycles don't have to be sucked to get their exhausts to blow.....:innocent:

*cough* *cough*

[crazyhorse]

ha ha - good call :rofl:

[ready4whatever]

ah good 1. hav rep

[rebyl]

I my...what an interesting post...but more so the poor suckers that responded to it in such a hurt fashion:crybaby:
Me I never complain and always agree with the wonderful people of the opposite sex:mellow:
Safer that way:bash:
LOL

[Lula]

And I like the fact that you can test ride a motorcycle - and lots of them too! :banana:

[MIXONE]

And I like the fact that you can test ride a motorcycle - and lots of them too! :banana:

I'm sure you can do the same with men though...

[cc rider]

Ah Yeah! We know we can....but the odds of being able to compare the performance of the same ride with mates :psst: is not as high....& would you really want us too :gob: :corn:

[davebullet]

Ah Yeah! We know we can....but the odds of being able to compare the performance of the same ride with mates :psst: is not as high....& would you really want us too :gob: :corn:

Comparisons with bikes are easier, since the length of each bike's pipe is easy to see.

Of course, like bikes, some men get an aftermarket pipe (aka Bobbit).

[cc rider]

Comparisons with bikes are easier, since the length of each bike's pipe is easy to see.

Of course, like bikes, some men get an aftermarket pipe (aka Bobbit).
:crazy: Really??????????
http://www.trutv.com/library/crime/criminal_mind/sexual_assault/severed_penis/index.html

[rosie631]

:done:

...this is why we have separate sheds :Punk:

LMAO

10 char

[scumdog]

waw ok and on the other side bikes can/will kill you they get you lots of tikets they can be stollin wether your good anafe or not and if you wont the best you have to pay alot for it. hrhrhr sownds like youv been dateing the wrong type of guys.

Yeah, and bikes don't spell this good neither eh!

[cc rider]

Yeah, and bikes don't spell this good neither eh!...hey no picking on the young ones. :girlfight:

...is just phonic spelling when wearing a motoX helmet ;)

[classic zed]

Bikes cant rescue you from those big hairy spiders that lurk around the house :done:

[Jenny]

Love it :)

[2wheeldrifter]

And I like the fact that you can test ride a motorcycle - and lots of them too! :banana:

And the difference is????
:laugh:

[marigami]

And men can't easily be turned off.. I mean you can turned off the engine of your bike whenever you want but as for a man...not so easy.:shifty::shifty::shifty:
But I do like men I promise.
and right for the spiders....so there are big hairy spiders too in NZ?
Hmm I might reconsider unless I have a man nearby :bleh::bleh::bleh::bleh:

[2wheeldrifter]

And men can't easily be turned off.. I mean you can turned off the engine of your bike whenever you want but as for a man...not so easy.:shifty::shifty::shifty:
But I do like men I promise.
and right for the spiders....so there are big hairy spiders too in NZ?
Hmm I might reconsider unless I have a man nearby :bleh::bleh::bleh::bleh:

Oh yes men can be turned off!, men for some reason are more visual :) This pic would kill the moment!... well for me it would!

Yes huge spiders in NZ, huge and nasty one's.... :2guns: be careful out in the woods Marigami :laugh: