What is your all time favourite Christmas movie?

[Brownbikerbabe]

Just wondering which movie is your all time favourite christmas movie, one that you watch each year. This is my Favourite, its hilarous! Sorry I have no idea how you insert youtube videos here.

A Christmas Story! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=omUeTLJH0Yk)

[Skyryder]

I don't think my favourite Christmas story has ever been told. That's the one of giving of gifts by the three wise men and what these gifts meant. But the most difficult gift to find is that of forgiveness.


Skyryder

[FlangMasterJ]

Home Alone 2

[AllanB]

Blade Runner the final cut :2thumbsup


I wonder how many Christmas themed porn movies there are?

Easy storyline:

Hottie sits on Santa's knee and tells him what she wants ....

Hottie opens Santa's package..........

Hottie proclaims 'my what a big present Santa'.........

Hottie plays with big present, in many varied and interesting ways.......

Santa is coming........

What's he got in his sack?..........Hottie finds out.......

Santa's pizza delivery arrives and hottie gets a mouthful (lots of dripping cheese) from the pizza man......

You could even get a few horny midgets in there dressed as elves.......

[jrandom]

I fucking hate Christmas shit.

[AllanB]

I fucking hate Christmas shit.


Group-hug time people. :grouphug:

[short-circuit]

I fucking hate Christmas shit.

Is that the one with Mr Hankey in it?

[jrandom]

Is that the one with Mr Hankey in it?

I hope you believe.

[MotoGirl]

I don't have a favourite. This year's movie was Polar Express. I'll probably watch the Shrek movie when it's on too.

[Usarka]

Bad Santa .

[Fatt Max]

I used to love the Bond film after the Queens speech on Crimbo day back home.

But for Christmas it just has to be The Wizard of Oz

[Gubb]

Die Hard

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[Pussy]

Platoon or Full Metal Jacket

[Brownbikerbabe]

LMAO! Love the Christmas spirit here!

[Disco Dan]

My all time fav movie is on this year....

....the hills are alive with The Sound of Music!!!!

[Jez]

The Evil Dead - Army of Darkness

Well hellooo Mr Fancy Pants!

[Dave Lobster]

The Great Escape.

[Number One]

I wonder how many Christmas themed porn movies there are?

Easy storyline:

Hottie sits on Santa's knee and tells him what she wants ....

Hottie opens Santa's package..........

Hottie proclaims 'my what a big present Santa'.........

Hottie plays with big present, in many varied and interesting ways.......

Santa is coming........

What's he got in his sack?..........Hottie finds out.......

Santa's pizza delivery arrives and hottie gets a mouthful (lots of dripping cheese) from the pizza man.......

Looks something like this....:innocent:

http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/picture.php?albumid=529&pictureid=11698

[AllanB]

Darn - looks like shes going to have a white Christmas as well!!!!!!!


I'm sure there is a pun here about filling her stocking.........

[Number One]

Darn - looks like shes going to have a white Christmas as well!!!!!!!


I'm sure there is a pun here about filling her stocking.........
YOU know it!

Santa may only come once a year but when he does...he.....


:rofl: I just love cheesy christmas humour - it's so naughty :devil2:

[FJRider]

Debbie does Santa Clause...

[Number One]

I would suspect the title of the film based on that pic would be 'Santa does Debbie'

[FJRider]

I would suspect the title of the film based on that pic would be 'Santa does Debbie'

details ... details...

[Number One]

details ... details...
Civic Video J'Ville :lol:

[Skyryder]

I don't think my favourite Christmas story has ever been told. That's the one of giving of gifts by the three wise men and what these gifts meant. But the most difficult gift to find is that of forgiveness.


Skyryder


Well in keeping with the spirit of thread I go for the Texas Chainsaw Massacre.:love::2guns:

[Number One]

I ended up watching The Grinch who stole Christmas last night. Despite the fact that Jim Carrey normally gets right up my nose I enjoyed this one. Looked great, some good adult humour and I like the lesson that Christmas SHOULD NOT be about the presents! Surely won't be in our house this year :lol: it will be all about hanging just out with good people we know and love. Riding the bike now and then AND MARGARITAS!!!

[nodrog]

Gremlins, FTW!

[racerhead]

Was just watching the cranks christmas earlier and thought it was pretty ok until they got to the happy ending, why do films always have a happy ending:no:
Anyway think my fav xmas film would be bad santa, has to be good just for the scene with the words
fuck me santa, fuck me santa quality:laugh:

[portokiwi]

I watched santacluse 2 last night... Quite good.
I like that one where hugh grant is the English prime minster at christmas time. lots of good stories in that one....
OHHHH yes way to go SANTA:woohoo:
Great pic number one

[MsKABC]

I like that one where hugh grant is the English prime minster at christmas time. lots of good stories in that one....


Oh yay! I'm glad someone else said that one, and a bloke even! The one you're thinking of is "Love Actually" and it's my fave :whistle: :love: It has some hilarious moments in it and some nice love stories and I love the way they all inter-connect.

[nudemetalz]

Bad Santa .
definitely !!!

Watched that last night. So funny !!!!

[portokiwi]

Oh yay! I'm glad someone else said that one, and a bloke even! The one you're thinking of is "Love Actually" and it's my fave :whistle: :love: It has some hilarious moments in it and some nice love stories and I love the way they all inter-connect.

Some of us blokes have good taste.:niceone:
Its a great movie.:hug:

[MsKABC]

Some of us blokes have good taste.:niceone:
Its a great movie.:hug:

I have it on dvd so I can watch it over and over and... Hubby not quite so keen on it :rolleyes: My favourite bit is at the beginning with the musicians in the church at the wedding. I liked it so much that I used that song at my wedding :hug:

[portokiwi]

:2thumbsup The writers housemaid is Portuguese, Made me find one lol.
it has an affair, suspence, fun, excitement and sadness and love all in one movie.:hug:
I give it the :2thumbsup:2thumbsup:2thumbsup. Cant wait to see it come on again

[MsKABC]

:2thumbsup The writers housemaid is Portuguese, Made me find one lol.


She is very hot indeed, one of my favourite characters in the movie :)

It also has death/grieving, unrequited love, a foursome, pornography :buggerd: (heh heh, sort of), a love triangle, a schoolboy crush...

How could anyone not love this movie??

[portokiwi]

This has to be the best movie of all times:wari::wari:

[Curious_AJ]

The Nightmare Before Christmas, by far!

Gotta watch it every Christmas eve!

"THIS IS HALLOWEEN! THIS IS HALLOWEEN!"

[portokiwi]

:no: if its spooky no thank you:2guns:

[Curious_AJ]

:no: if its spooky no thank you:2guns:

it's a kid's movie.... lol.

[The Pastor]

all you sad people watching tv on christmas - very sad

[portokiwi]

it's a kid's movie.... lol.


cool i will watch it then:o