Badger8
21st December 2008, 15:18
Myself and GIJoe just got into an impromptu Westie joke competition on MSN, and thought we'd share the love. :laugh:
If you can top them, by all means share it with the class! :yes:
Whats the difference between a westie guy and girl?
The westie girl has a higher sperm count than the guy
What does a westie girl use for protection during sex?
A bus shelter
Where does a westie girl go to sleep?
Wherever someone will take her
Why does a westie guy need a car?
To see if he can stop running from the cops by foot
Two westie boys in a car with no stereo going, who's drivin?
The cops
What does a westie girl do to score a westie guy?
She lets him shag her younger sister
Two westie's jump off a cliff, who wins?
Society
What do you call a westie in a suit?
The defendant...
What happens when a westie stops drinking?
Someone at a brewery loses their job
Why did the westie cross the road?
To start a fight... with a complete stranger... for no reason...
Why do westies have fluffy dice on their dashboards?
So they can remember their age
What do you call a westie chick in a white tracksuit?
The Bride
If you're driving and see a westie on a bike, why should you try not to hit him?
It might be your bike
What does a westie guy have to do to score a westie chick?
Shag her mother
What' s the first question during a westie quiz night?
"What you looking at?"
What do you say to a westie with a job?
A Big Mac please.
Why did the westie guy chase the chicken across the road?
So he could shag it
If two westies crash their cars in West Auckland, who wins?
Both do, since they get to swap parts
What is a westie's guy attempt at foreplay?
He opens a can and passes it to the westie chick
How does a Westie guy mow the lawn?
He doesn't
How does a westie decorate the gardens?
With a rusted out holden car body
Westie christmas ornaments?
Pull tabs from woodstock cans
How does a westie guy know a kid is his?
He doesn't
How do you know a westie girl is the right age for sex?
When they can say "yes"
If you can top them, by all means share it with the class! :yes:
Whats the difference between a westie guy and girl?
The westie girl has a higher sperm count than the guy
What does a westie girl use for protection during sex?
A bus shelter
Where does a westie girl go to sleep?
Wherever someone will take her
Why does a westie guy need a car?
To see if he can stop running from the cops by foot
Two westie boys in a car with no stereo going, who's drivin?
The cops
What does a westie girl do to score a westie guy?
She lets him shag her younger sister
Two westie's jump off a cliff, who wins?
Society
What do you call a westie in a suit?
The defendant...
What happens when a westie stops drinking?
Someone at a brewery loses their job
Why did the westie cross the road?
To start a fight... with a complete stranger... for no reason...
Why do westies have fluffy dice on their dashboards?
So they can remember their age
What do you call a westie chick in a white tracksuit?
The Bride
If you're driving and see a westie on a bike, why should you try not to hit him?
It might be your bike
What does a westie guy have to do to score a westie chick?
Shag her mother
What' s the first question during a westie quiz night?
"What you looking at?"
What do you say to a westie with a job?
A Big Mac please.
Why did the westie guy chase the chicken across the road?
So he could shag it
If two westies crash their cars in West Auckland, who wins?
Both do, since they get to swap parts
What is a westie's guy attempt at foreplay?
He opens a can and passes it to the westie chick
How does a Westie guy mow the lawn?
He doesn't
How does a westie decorate the gardens?
With a rusted out holden car body
Westie christmas ornaments?
Pull tabs from woodstock cans
How does a westie guy know a kid is his?
He doesn't
How do you know a westie girl is the right age for sex?
When they can say "yes"