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Edbear
23rd December 2008, 16:30
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Saturday morning I got up early, dressed quietly, made my lunch, grabbed the dog, slipped quietly into the garage to hook the boat up to the truck, and proceeded to back out into a torrential down pour.

The wind was blowing 50 mph. I pulled back into the garage, turned on the radio, and discovered that the weather would be bad throughout the day.

I went back into the house, quietly undressed, and slipped back into bed. There I cuddled up to my wife's back, now with a different anticipation, and whispered, "The weather out there is terrible."

My loving wife of 20 yrs replied, "Can you believe my stupid husband is out fishing in that stuff?"

I still don't know to this day if she was joking, but I have stopped fishing.

ynot slow
23rd December 2008, 17:40
Or maybe she said "If you go fishing again I'm goner leave",damn you'll miss her.

eelracing
23rd December 2008, 18:38
Ho Ho i like your wifes sense of humour.