Happy Birthday vifferman!

[Trudes]

Hey happy 100th you old fart!:lol:
Hope you have a lovely birthday and the vifferbabe spoils you rotten!:sunny:

[NZsarge]

Happy Birthday. :niceone:

[naphazoline]

Happy birthday man.

[Pwalo]

Strewth, I thought you only sounded like you were 100! Have a great day, and it'll be Xmas before you know it.

[Maha]

Happy Birthday Viff...my god you were almost Jesus! Fa La La La Laaaaa.

[Cajun]

happy spawning day mate

have a good one

[Pussy]

Happy birthday, Ian! :)

[Mom]

Happy birthday!

:love: Mom

[Okey Dokey]

Happy Birthday, vifferman! Do you get separate birthday/Christmas presents, or do you have to settle for a combination Christmas & birthday gift?

[MacD]

Happy Birthday Ian! :apint:

Enjoy the trip and see you in the New Year!

[martybabe]

Happy Birthday VMAN, almost the same Birthday as baby Jebus. Have a bloody startling one Ian. :wari::wari:

[James Deuce]

Happy Birthday My Friend.

You poor bastard.

[MadDuck]

Happy birthday Vifferman

So the party starts this morning and goes until midnight tomorrow????

[nudemetalz]

Happy Birthday V4 dude !!!!

[riffer]

Happy Birthday Ian!

[vifferman]

Thanks very much everyone! :niceone:

Hey happy 100th you old fart!:lol:
Hope you have a lovely birthday and the vifferbabe spoils you rotten!:sunny:
I'm not really 100 (close though...)
The vifferbabe started the day by telling me off, because I had a shit night's sleep, due to serious toothache, so I wasn't happy when I woke up. At 12:05am, and at 5am...

Happy Birthday Viff...my god you were almost Jesus! Fa La La La Laaaaa.

Happy Birthday VMAN, almost the same Birthday as baby Jebus. Have a bloody startling one Ian. :wari::wari:
In fact, historical and other data suggests that Jesus was probably born in October. The December thing is just a transmogrification of the pagan Yuletide / Winter Solstice celebrations.
But you knew that...

Do you get separate birthday/Christmas presents, or do you have to settle for a combination Christmas & birthday gift?
Sometimes separate, sometimes combined, and (lately) pretty much none.
This time I got a rude t-shirt from #1Son, emphasising my oldness, and a trial microlight flight voucher from the vifferbabe.

Happy birthday Vifferman

So the party starts this morning and goes until midnight tomorrow????
Heh - that'd be fun! No parties for me. :no: The vifferbabe did ask if I wanted a big...uh... demicentennial... celebration... but I couldn't be bothered. Besides, it'd be no fun with just me, her, and #1 Son (the other two are buggering off to a BBQ this afternoon), and I don't exactly have bazillions of friends. Surprising, huh? :rolleyes:
No, I'm at work now, then tomorrow'll be rather hectic, as we have to conjure up Christmas dinner before rushing off to the airport to fly to San Francisco.

[vifferman]

Come and help yourself - it's in the kitchen, and it's chock full of chocolatey goodness. :blip:

[Ocean1]

Happy bithday mate, and ignore all the above ageist bullshit.

You only need to worry when you start to forget names.

And then faces.

And fergitting to zip up yer fly.

ANd then fergitting to unzip yer fly.


rushing off to the airport to fly to San Francisco.

Cool.

Union Square, Macey's, Cheesecake Factory, Gumbo. :niceone:

[racerhead]

Come and help yourself - it's in the kitchen, and it's chock full of chocolatey goodness. :blip:

Yummy, cant beat some chocolate cake:D

Happy birthday :2thumbsup

[vifferman]

Happy bithday mate, and ignore all the above ageist bullshit.
Thanks Mark!


You only need to worry when you start to forget names.

And then faces.

And fergitting to zip up yer fly.

ANd then fergitting to unzip yer fly.


That sounds almost Eggs Zachary like the t-shirt #1 Son had printed - did you put him up to it?



Union Square, Macey's, Cheesecake Factory, Gumbo. :niceone:
Ahh! That reminds me - last time we went to SF (two years ago yesterday!), there was a guy on the Mrkn VFR forum who worked in the Cheescake Factory who said to visit him. Wunner if he still works there....

This time we're gunna do all the things we forgot or didn't know about last time: Knob Hill, Chinatown (only skirted the edge of it last time, but our hotel is next to the gates), MOMA, Golden Gate Park (we were right next to it, and didn't know it was there!!), mebbe Alcatraz, and mebbe some festive... nocturnal activity :wari: ... (difficult when sharing a room with one of the troglodytes every night).

[jrandom]

Happy birthday dude.

Have fun in F-F-F-F-Frisssco!

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Knob Hill

Hur. Hur. Hur.

[vifferman]

Happy birthday dude.

Have fun in F-F-F-F-Frisssco!
Thanks! Have a great Xmas (everyone else too!!)

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Weird looking taco.... :confused:
Seems a bit overcooked....

[MotoGirl]

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Hope you had a goodie, Ian!

[MyGSXF]

Happy Birthday Vman.. :sunny: have an awesome trip away!!!!!!!!!!!! :wari:

[Hitcher]

Birthday cake that doubles as Christmas cake? Where's the justice?

Have a great day Monsieur Viff.

[Bloody Mad Woman (BMW)]

Have an awesome birthday - and a great trip away - I'll just settle for riding around the east cape and camping lol.

[vifferman]

Thanks Adele - very pretty! :niceone:

Thanks MyGSXF! I'll try to - just hope my brain behaves. If I stay semi-inebriated most of the time, I should be OK. :confused:

Thanks BMW! Enjoy your trip! :niceone:


Birthday cake that doubles as Christmas cake? Where's the justice?

Have a great day Monsieur Viff.
Thanks Brett. In this case, the birthday cake is doubling as a birthday cake (taking any leftovers home, since the fambily didn't bother with one),

Heh... #1 Son wanted me to buy the Frankensteinian Meatcreation they made at work for Xmas: the Turducken.
They boned a turkey, stuffed it with cranberry stuffing and a boned duck, which they stuffed with chestnut and summat stuffing and a boned chicken, which they stuffed with sage and onion stuffing (no quails left in stock).
They dreamed up the ultimate extension of this, which involved a lamb, goat, pig, cow, camel, hippo, and elephant, which were mostly not in stock.
So, they refined their Turducken in when they sold the other one, and left the turkey's wings and drumsticks on, then the duck's head and neck, which they then stuck out of the turkey's sutured-up neck hole for a bizarre appearance.:done:

[fire eyes]

happy birthday :Punk:

[Magua]

That's a good looking cake. Happy birthday and a merry Christmas.

[Swoop]

A very happy birthday Viff!

I believe that there are a couple of wine places around San Fran. It all sounds good though... like the gateaux!:love:

[Phurrball]

Aye, Merry Birthday and Happy Christmas Ian.

I take it #1 son didn't bake the cake. It looks delicious and positively normal . (Unlike that pseudo-chimeric meat creation) :sick:

[vifferman]

Thanx, Fire Eyes, Swoop, Magua and Phurrball! :niceone:
The cake? It was a present from myself to myself (and to the CubicleDweeboids I work with).

[Fatt Max]

Happy bithday mate, and all the best for Crimbo & the new year.

Jeez, you must have had a crack pissing mental hangover on your 21st...!

Cheers man, onya....

[Blossom]

Happy birthday vifferman.....
May the fleas of a thousand camels infest the armpits of any bastard who gives you a combined birthday and christmas pressie...(unless of course its a new bike).

Hope you and the vifferbabe have a blast on yer holiday. Will miss your posts on here, somedays I think we tend to stalk each other about the site during the day.. :bleh:

And have a merry christmas too mate.. dont eat too much on the plane....:drool:

[PrincessBandit]

Happy century! :woohoo:

[scumdog]

Happy Birthay oh ancient one, keep on viffing!

[vifferman]

May the fleas of a thousand camels infest the armpits of any bastard who gives you a combined birthday and christmas pressie...(unless of course its a new bike).
They're cunning this year - basically no presents for either!:blink:


Hope you and the vifferbabe have a blast on yer holiday. Will miss your posts on here, somedays I think we tend to stalk each other about the site during the day.. :bleh:

And have a merry christmas too mate.. dont eat too much on the plane....:drool:
Thanks, Blossom - you have a Merry one too! Don't worry - I'm taking the laptop, and the hotel has free broadband. :niceone:


Happy century! :woohoo:
Ummm... Thanks!

Happy Birthay oh ancient one, keep on viffing!
Durr.... Um.. Thanx Tom.

I think I may have cocked up here. When I signed up, I put the oldest date I could - 1908. I'm not really a centenarian. If you peruse the thread, you'll find a clue to my real age... :whistle:

[Swoop]

If you peruse the thread, you'll find a clue to my real age... :whistle:
You are 112.5??:scratch:

(Never forget to add on for gst.)

[vifferman]

You are 112.5??:scratch:

(Never forget to add on for gst.)
Try 16... :whistle:

[scumdog]

Try 16... :whistle:

Mental age does not count - the wrinkles will betray you.:msn-wink:

[vifferman]

Mental age, you say? :confused:
That'd be 8. :yes:

(I can't be bothered starting a new thread so here's some news of our travels in this one..)
San Francisco is OK, but we missed our second Christmas Day (left Christmas Day at 19:30, arrived Christmas Day at 10:30am) because the vifferbabe was dreadfully ill. Spent all Second Christmas Day in bed sleeping, then got up lateish on the 26th.

Dunno what day it is now (Saturday?) but we walked down to the Farmer's Market (one of many) at the Ferry Building (Pier 1), then walked all around the shoreline on the Embarcadero, past all the various piers, to Fishermans Wharf (Pier 39), had crab cakes and chips, walked on up to Pier 47, then walked up Columbus then through Grant Street (Chinatown), to our hotel which is right at the Chinatown Gate).
Here's a photo to keep this post on bikes, taken near Pier 15:
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[Ocean1]

to our hotel which is right at the Chinatown Gate.

Paris?

I take it the Vifferbabe recovered?

[vifferman]

Paris?
No, that was in September. We're in San Francisco now. Please try to keep up. :rolleyes:

I take it the Vifferbabe recovered?
Yeah, then she got sick again (different ailment) last night when we went out to a very nice (and bit pricey) restaurant. Apparently two-thirds of the Mutant Spawn are also sick with flu. I'm glad they're 27 bazillion miles away...