NZ declares war on FIJI!

[firefighter]

Made ya look! It's been a while since iv'e had a whinge on here and in light of all the christmas spirit I thought i'd add my own sour note.

I am bloody sick of Fiji and it's bullshit attitude towards N.Z.

I vote that we send ALL Fijians back home (will clear away some of the sickness/benefit/dole bludgers, and probably hugely over-populate the bloody place) and declare war on Fiji.

We don't attack them but if they come near N.Z we attack them until they turn around or sink...... Would give Fiji's current Saddam something to think about......he's been stroking the gentle bear the wrong way for too long now it's time we actually retaliate.

(yes this is a semi pisstake)

[ManDownUnder]

You want to do WHAT to the All Blacks???

[firefighter]

You want to do WHAT to the All Blacks???

hahahahaha, no we'll keep them as P.O.W....lol

[firefighter]

Common where's the PC brigade that are usually all deeply offended gone off too? :angry: :2guns: :laugh:

[Hitcher]

Declaring war on Fiji? They'd whip our arses. Fiji has three full battalions of combat-hardened soldiers. Two of those battalions are fully assigned on international "peace-keeping" duties. The third is a reserve battalion stationed in Fiji. In contrast, New Zealand cannot muster one full battalion, has no strike air arm or a navy that can muster anything better than a decent fart, should enough personnel ever be found to get a frigate out to sea.

[Mom]

should enough personnel ever be found to get a frigate out to sea.

And the engines start and keep running long enough to get them out of the harbour.

[Marmoot]

I am bloody sick of Fiji and it's bullshit attitude towards N.Z.

I vote that we send ALL Fijians back home (will clear away some of the sickness/benefit/dole bludgers, and probably hugely over-populate the bloody place) and declare war on Fiji.

F**k what is wrong with you guys always picking on us asians? :(

[Marmoot]

Fiji has three full battalions of combat-hardened soldiers. Two of those battalions are fully assigned on international "peace-keeping" duties. The third is a reserve battalion stationed in Fiji.

So..erm...they have one, right?

[Swoop]

New Zealand cannot muster ... a navy that can muster anything better than a decent fart, should enough personnel ever be found to get a frigate out to sea.
I think we could manage four blokes and a dinghy, quite easily. Whether they would be supplied with an oar each, would be a different matter entirely.

[laserracer]

Screw the navy lets use the airforce.......oh yeah what airforce,.. im sure we have a couple of broken down rusty skyhawks somewhere ..hhhmmm maybe a hotair balloon
squadron.. as long as the winds blowing in the right direction:wari:

[laserracer]

Made ya look! It's been a while since iv'e had a whinge on here and in light of all the christmas spirit I thought i'd add my own sour note.

I am bloody sick of Fiji and it's bullshit attitude towards N.Z.

I vote that we send ALL Fijians back home (will clear away some of the sickness/benefit/dole bludgers, and probably hugely over-populate the bloody place) and declare war on Fiji.

We don't attack them but if they come near N.Z we attack them until they turn around or sink...... Would give Fiji's current Saddam something to think about......he's been stroking the gentle bear the wrong way for too long now it's time we actually retaliate.

(yes this is a semi pisstake)

hey if we send all the fijian indians home Who's gonna run the dairys ???

[firefighter]

Declaring war on Fiji? They'd whip our arses. Fiji has three full battalions of combat-hardened soldiers. Two of those battalions are fully assigned on international "peace-keeping" duties. The third is a reserve battalion stationed in Fiji. In contrast, New Zealand cannot muster one full battalion, has no strike air arm or a navy that can muster anything better than a decent fart, should enough personnel ever be found to get a frigate out to sea.

Hmmm, I think even taking all that into consideration N.Z might just beat (whoop) Fiji in a war lol........the army need to get here first and I don't see that happening!

[wbks]

Declaring war on Fiji? They'd whip our arses. Fiji has three full battalions of combat-hardened soldiers. Two of those battalions are fully assigned on international "peace-keeping" duties. The third is a reserve battalion stationed in Fiji. In contrast, New Zealand cannot muster one full battalion, has no strike air arm or a navy that can muster anything better than a decent fart, should enough personnel ever be found to get a frigate out to sea.Don't you just love that we rely on everyone else and are pretty much just waiting to be taken over if there ever is another big war... Would anyone even try to stop who ever would try?:innocent:

[AllanB]

Cut off the millions of aid we send there, cancel any visas for holidays in fiji and start sending the overstayers home pronto - they can swim!

[firefighter]

hey if we send all the fijian indians home Who's gonna run the dairys ???

Iv'e already covered that, a small task force will be set up going around to all those on the dole/benefit- assessing (properly) whether thay should be recieving it- those who aren't rightfully recieving their drug and booze money (I mean essential funding for survival) will work in the dairys! (Well the first found until vacancies are filled.)

[Quasievil]

and New Zealands bullshit approach to Fiji is so good ?

Go Go Fiji tell NZ to fuck themselves Im all for them.

[firefighter]

Cut off the millions of aid we send there, cancel any visas for holidays in fiji and start sending the overstayers home pronto - they can swim!

I actually believe we should have done this already -all jokes aside, when a country kicks out your foreign minister it's time to re-think the aid you send there, like the 6 million a year we pay for their university or however much it is....

[NighthawkNZ]

hey if we send all the fijian indians home Who's gonna run the dairys ???

The thing is Fijian Indians don't have the the full rights as so called native fijian and they are not allowed to own land...

at the end of the day send them all home... stop the aid... meh who cares right...

[firefighter]

and New Zealands bullshit approach to Fiji is so good ?

Go Go Fiji tell NZ to fuck themselves Im all for them.

What? I think you have the wrong end of the stick, N.Z has done nothing but help Fiji, send aid, free passes to live here and go on the benfit, what the hell has Fiji ever done for N.Z?

What is so bad about the way we "apporach" Fiji?

[Quasievil]

What? I think you have the wrong end of the stick, N.Z has done nothing but help Fiji, send aid, free passes to live here and go on the benfit, what the hell has Fiji ever done for N.Z?

What is so bad about the way we "apporach" Fiji?

Of course I have the wrong end of the stick, how else we going to get a good strong debate on KB if we all agree sheeesh:lol: !

Yeah GO FIJI, NZ Wankers bully bastards

[firefighter]

Of course I have the wrong end of the stick, how else we going to get a good strong debate on KB if we all agree sheeesh:lol: !

Yeah GO FIJI, NZ Wankers bully bastards

Ahhh, truetrue lol :jerry:

[jafar]

Iv'e already covered that, a small task force will be set up going around to all those on the dole/benefit- assessing (properly) whether thay should be recieving it- those who aren't rightfully recieving their drug and booze money (I mean essential funding for survival) will work in the dairys! (Well the first found until vacancies are filled.)

Doesn't WINZ already do that ?:shutup:

[firefighter]

Doesn't WINZ already do that ?:shutup:

Hahaha, yeah that's why I added "properly" to it. :yes:

[Slyer]

Very poorly indeed!

[jafar]

Hahaha, yeah that's why I added "properly" to it. :yes:

Getting a pubic servant to anything is hard :bash:
To get them to do something "properly" ????:weird::killingme:killingme

[Delerium]

The problem is japan/china will be lining up to supply aid, get the whaling vote and attempt to establish a presence in the south pacific. Not such a good outlook. But you know, accoridng to comrade clark, we live in a strategically benign environment (timor, solomans, fiji, indonesia) and there are no submarines in the south pacific. Goodbye uncle henry, you failed in you number 1 duty, to protect the interests of NZ and ensure its national survival.

[Dare]

So Fijians over the last few hundred years get fucked over by European explorers, indian immigrants and their own government, and as if that is not enough now their self-proclaimed leader is shit stirring? I lived in Fiji for years and it is just sad how the general population was forced to just sit and watch as their economy was repeatedly fubared by people who thought they would be better in control than the last lot of psychopaths. And then there was that time someone incinerated a shop on the highstreet because it was owned by the wrong people. I mean thats just great considering that on the whole fijians are a nice, if somewhat... backward people (I once heard a witch-hunt and trial from my house).

Installing a puppet government might work, but cutting aid would just hurt the general population. Plus you have to wonder what the minister did to get kicked out....

[Dare]

and there are no submarines in the south pacific.

Oh yeah, and a US submarine surfaced just outside the reef once, now that got in the news...

[reofix]

fijian indians are amongst the hardest working new zealanders you ignorant prick fire fighter!!( unlike fire fighters who run a protected secret society union of bullshit and blagging)

[firefighter]

Installing a puppet government might work, but cutting aid would just hurt the general population. Plus you have to wonder what the minister did to get kicked out....

"cutting aid would just hurt the general population"
Yes, but they are'nt OUR responsibility, there are plenty of nations that could do with our support that would'nt kick out our M.Ps........besides, if you want to see hard done by go to India, you'll see Fijians don't have it so bad.....

"Plus you have to wonder what the minister did to get kicked out...."
She's a New Zealander- literally that's why.....


fijian indians are amongst the hardest working new zealanders you ignorant prick fire fighter!!( unlike fire fighters who run a protected secret society union of bullshit and blagging)

Hmmm, perhaps you need to read and then re-read my post again and again, until you understand I never, ever,ever mentioned anything at all about Fijian Indian work ethic. And I agree with you, I was'nt even meaning them at all..........

Now attacking me and my profession is totally out of line, and makes me want to meet you and discuss this in person.......who the hell are you to talk to me in this way? You sound like some pissed off volly who could'nt pass PAC day........I don't normally bite at these comments ......but fuck you.:nono:

[Shaun]

I actually believe we should have done this already -all jokes aside, when a country kicks out your foreign minister it's time to re-think the aid you send there, like the 6 million a year we pay for their university or however much it is....



Fuck fiji and all the other Island countries we support with money, MONEY that should be being spent on our own OLD people and youth RE Education

Kick all the rubbish out of the country I say, just look at the crime statistics

[awayatc]

"You sound like some pissed off volly who could'nt pass PAC day........I don't normally bite at these comments ......but fuck you.:nono:



Great to see we all get into the X mas spirit....
Peace on earth and all....:wari::innocent::chase:


Fight fire with fire I'd say.....

As you were....

[Pussy]

Screw the navy lets use the airforce.......oh yeah what airforce,.. im sure we have a couple of broken down rusty skyhawks somewhere ..hhhmmm maybe a hotair balloon
squadron.. as long as the winds blowing in the right direction:wari:

There are a couple of ag pilots on this site.... for a carton of VB and a box of Mac's Gold, I'm sure Chooky and I could be persuaded to drop something unsavoury out of a Fletcher on to them.....

[Swoop]

Plus you have to wonder what the minister did to get kicked out....
Simply observe world news events.
1. The Fijiian military dictatorship (self appointed) are in power.
2. A travel ban has been enforced by other nations, hopefully adding a bit of pressure onto the dicktator Frank Bunnybanana, to return to democratic election and rule.
3. Some relative of a lesser drone in the dictatorship, wanted to travel to NZ.
4. NZ said "Piss off Noddy".
5. Fiji kicks out NZ representative.
6. International relations require a simple return gesture and so the Fijiian chap is on his bike as well.

Simple.
All the bitching about Thailand, Chile, Burma (Mynamar), Zimbabwe and many other countries that have or have-had a military dictatorship which caused world outcry. Fiji does the same and nobody gives a damn.

[firefighter]

Simply observe world news events.
1. The Fijiian military dictatorship (self appointed) are in power.
2. A travel ban has been enforced by other nations, hopefully adding a bit of pressure onto the dicktator Frank Bunnybanana, to return to democratic
Simple.
All the bitching about Thailand, Chile, Burma (Mynamar), Zimbabwe and many other countries that have or have-had a military dictatorship which caused world outcry. Fiji does the same and nobody gives a damn.

Bang on there, just one mistake though.....I think you meant "Saddam Bunnybanana" :done:

[Dare]

"cutting aid would just hurt the general population"
Yes, but they are'nt OUR responsibility, there are plenty of nations that could do with our support that would'nt kick out our M.Ps........besides, if you want to see hard done by go to India, you'll see Fijians don't have it so bad.....
You are correct, but Tourism is one of Fiji's main sources of income, along with sugar which has its price continually screwed around in much the same way milk and cheese has been here, they really don't have much of a way to claw themselves back. True, there are other countries in similar straits but at least India has (for instance) some of the worlds top scientists in various fields and a space program. With the speed at which they are developing 2nd or 1st world is not so far away. And while it may NOT be NZ's responsibility to care for a nation fucked over through no fault of its own, the least we can do is look after those fleeing a sinking ship that was sunk through no fault of their own, it's not like their entire population is even that high. Telling them to go home may not be a death sentence, but that doesn't make it any more right. It's this NIMBY behaviour that see's problems such as this and ethiopia and all the others perpetuate 'it's not my problem why should I do something about it?'.

[Skyryder]

Plus you have to wonder what the minister did to get kicked out....

Banarama was just testing the new Govt's resolve on Labour's ban on the regimes relatives entering NZ. He had to carry out his threat of expulsion just to save face.


Skyyrder

[firefighter]

It's this NIMBY behaviour that see's problems such as this and ethiopia and all the others perpetuate 'it's not my problem why should I do something about it?'.

We have enough funding issues here, the ambulance is'nt even a government department, with mostly volunteers, NEW ZEALAND needs more money spent on education, health etcetc yet we choose to help out an island nation with this money we need badly enough here.

And as for saying through no fault of their own.....well it was THEIR people that did this to them, nothing wrong with a bleeding heart and I applaud the sympthy....BUT there are plenty of places around the world like this, yes the people may suffer a little, but they can go somewhere else, plus aussie also contributes, I don't see why N.Z should constantly foot the bill for a nation whos leaders are acting like we are an enemy......

[geoffc]

and declare war on Fiji.

(yes this is a semi pisstake)

Their Army is twice the size of NZ's & better armed than ours. Scary fact that.

[firefighter]

Their Army is twice the size of NZ's & better armed than ours. Scary fact that.

Yep, but their airforce and navy are non-existant, so not much they can do with it! (unless they can swim really really far!)

[Mr Merde]

I've been sitting on the fence with this post. I had my own beliefs and ideas from the outset but too many times I have gone in with both feet and finished up with them in my gob.

I see that a few of you seem to have nthe same ideas as myself.

Forget actual war.

Withdraw all NZ financial support for this country. Make all Fijian nationals living in this country have a limit to their stay. Dont let their students come here and benifit from our educational system (as screwed as it is).

NZ has enough problems inside its own borders to be supporting other countries. Especially those that seem to kick it back in our faces.

I have no idea of exactly how much NZ benifits the fijian ecconomy but it has to be enough to build a hospital and staff it, or a new school, or some such enterprise.

I have never been able to understand why we have to support all these other countries with financial, military or social aid. Especially when we have children here leaving school unable to read. Outbreaks of Typhoid (Clendon), a massively rising violent crime rate, record numbers of citizens leaving the country and from what I have seen over the last 6 years a dereasing sense of our own self worth.

Break off all ties with any place that gives us shit. Why should we pander to their whims. Look after ourselves first. bring the pride back into living and bieng a New Zealander.

Too many years of this "politically correct" bullshit has left us with a massive inferiorority complex that we need to get over.

It isnt our responsibility to attone for the sins of our ancestors.


My 2 cents worth.


Mr Merde