Bloody Santa...

[barty5]

Well ive checked and checked ive looked under the tree and the bugger forgot to drop off the 09 model yz450 oh well have to try next year. Maybe i wasnt good enough this year.

[arj127]

Yeah, I would have kindly accepted a 250f (or any dirt bike for that matter), but Santa missed my house

[B0000M]

the cunt skipped my house all together

[laserracer]

yeah the bastard flew right by ..no new huseberg under the tree:no:...so next year im gonna booby trap the chimney... anyone for kentucky fried santa with a side order of crispy raindeer:eek:

[slofox]

Here ya go all those who missed out - you are not alone!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tEe55NxFSSU

[alistair1]

Here ya go all those who missed out - you are not alone!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tEe55NxFSSU

thats awsome!


the prick missed our house as well.I think he's getting lazy in his ol age!

[flyingcr250]

yea all i got was a messy house and ten sreaming sugar hyped little kids running into the walls.

[slofox]

Yeah well the bastard missed me out as well.....but then I knew he would...Santa and I go back a long way and he knows I'se gunnin' fer 'im...guldernmuvvinscruffinsumnacowfacedarrrrrdagn abbit!

[roy.nz]

Yeah i know he forgot my CRF450 09 :(

[noobi]

I got a new throttle cable, an exhaust gasket and a fluero green Camelbak.
does that count?

[slofox]

I got a new throttle cable, an exhaust gasket and a fluero green Camelbak.
does that count?

Yeah. It counts. How'd you get the old sod to stop...?

[noobi]

Yeah. It counts. How'd you get the old sod to stop...?

if its not broken dont fix it?

[DELLORTO]

Yeah i know he forgot my CRF450 09 :(

i dont think santa wants to get into a copyright court-case:Police:
anyway his elves dont have the technical knowledge to build such a refined machine................

[laserracer]

i dont think santa wants to get into a copyright court-case:Police:
anyway his elves dont have the technical knowledge to build such a refined machine................

Well i think my bike was built by elves....evil elves who are out to kill me:shit::blink:..but i did order a hit on santa...missed him by this much ( )
but winged rudolf in the left nad

[camchain]

I caught the fat bastard just as he was leaving. Not happy with the socks and tie under the tree, so beat the tar out of him and sent him packing. Now need to find room for all these shiny new bikes he left up on the roof.

"Life is like a box of chok-litts. By the time I get to them only the hard chewy ones are left."

[klingon]

Santa left me a note saying he's going to pay for my bike to get its broken engine replaced! :love: No wonder he has no money left for the rest of you! You mustn't have been good little boys & girls like me. :innocent:

[clmintie]

Ha Ha, good fun thread... :laugh:

Well done klingon, but just as well I got to the "aged fat one" before all of you and talked him into a pre-Xmas KX125... :first:

Now all I have to do is get Sunday off work to go to Summer-X with the camera and my festive season will be pretty much :woohoo::woohoo::woohoo: ......

[Dooly]

Fuck Santa, unreliable fat cunt!

Gotta do it yourself.

Got back from Auckland this arvo, me and the missus decided to buy a dirt bike each for Xmas.
Went and picked them up yesterday.

Bloody Trade Me.:wari:

[laserracer]

i gotta laugh when we go shopping at chrisy ..because well ya see i sorta look like that jolly fat guy in the suit..roundy tum, long grey beard,wifee is always saying.. dont look now, but that little kid is staring at you with his mouth open and sure enough theres a lttle rugrat staring at me.
I though about setting up a santa booth with a sign that said sorry no children ..milf only:whistle::but wifee or mrs santa as i like to call her poo pooed the idea:crybaby:especially when i told her about the sexy scantily clad female elves:eek5:Oh yeah and santas other sign that reads .. cum hold santas sac..:lol:

[krad_nz]

I got
- latest kiwi rider mag.
- expansion chamber shield.
- motox styled rear end for the KDX. (I hear this will make it easier to do one handed supermen jumps:shifty:)

Good times!

[laserracer]

I got
- latest kiwi rider mag.
- expansion chamber shield.
- motox styled rear end for the KDX. (I hear this will make it easier to do one handed supermen jumps:shifty:)

Good times!

Who's been a good boy then?:banana:

[kevfromcoro]

I GOT a peice of ass, and a pair of slippers.
none of them fitted.

[theblacksmith]

Who is Santa then? Never heard of him!

[laserracer]

theblacksmith
What do they call him in ..wales ???.. besides father christmas
santa claus and father christmas..are the same person

unless you live in our house and it could be... santana claws or the asian version.. father clipsmiss or hey fat arse in the red suit:bleh::laugh:

[laserracer]

I GOT a peice of ass, and a pair of slippers.
none of them fitted.

Hey kevfromcoro ..wanna swap ??..i got a pair of arses and a
piece of slipper:bleh::msn-wink:

[kevfromcoro]

Hey kevfromcoro ..wanna swap ??..i got a pair of arses and a
piece of slipper:bleh::msn-wink:

YEAH SWEET MATE.. SPWAP A SLIPPER FOR 1 ASS..
sorry didnt mean to shout..
herers a joke that got txt to me to -day...
In recent survey into blowjobs.. and why men like them so much.. 13% liked the feeling.. 9% liked the excitement..and 78% JUST LIKE THE fucken silence..

KEV

[laserracer]

:lol::laugh:nice

[tonyg26]

think maby my 09 crf couldn't fit down the chimly, i could of aceptd it in pieces tho santa!!!