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Taz
25th December 2008, 08:47
If you ever really existed :lol:
ynot slow
25th December 2008, 08:51
The old nuns and priests at Hawera Convent would disagree with ya there mate.But hey he created a day off work for most of us.
Grahameeboy
25th December 2008, 08:52
He was not born in December..likely July....I will see if I can dig out his Birth Certificate...main thing is he is still alive dude
Madness
25th December 2008, 08:56
He lives in Wainuiomata, with Elvis.

Merry Chris My Arse.:niceone:
fire eyes
25th December 2008, 09:05
He lives in Wainuiomata, with Elvis.

Merry Chris My Arse.:niceone:


Isnt Jesus Mexican?
Virago
25th December 2008, 09:06
True story apparently...

A man phones Christ College in London on Christmas morning, gets the caretaker on the phone.

"Can I speak to Jesus, please?"

"Speaking." said the caretaker.

"Happy birthday to you..."
Madness
25th December 2008, 09:07
Isnt Jesus Mexican?

Half Mexican, Half Tongan and of course, half Jewish.
fire eyes
25th December 2008, 09:13
Half Mexican, Half Tongan and of course, half Jewish.

so a bitsa like the rest of us ... bitsa this bitsa that ... shot Jesus
:shit:
martybabe
25th December 2008, 09:29
Happy birthday mate, hope you've got cake. :confused::scratch:
Rodney007
25th December 2008, 09:41
happy bday, thanks for all the wars, starvation and hate around the world,

thanks for ruining nations and deaths and bad stuff,

IM JOKING DUDE

i love you jesus happy b-day
Jiminy
25th December 2008, 10:17
The funny thing is, if there has been any mistake in our calendar in the past 2,000 years, then Jesus is the only one to have been born ahead of himself.

Now if Jesus comes back to earth, I'm not sure he would have as much success. He probably would end up in a mental hopital:
Jesus: "I'm Jesus"
Warden: "Yeah, right"

:lol:
Rodney007
25th December 2008, 10:27
its old news that ppl celebrate his birth and death on the wrong dates..

lol this should be moved to the religous ravings thread lol
Taz
25th December 2008, 16:03
Awww c'mon he was a fictional character......
Max Preload
25th December 2008, 19:06
If you ever really existed :lol:

Which he didn't.... :bleh:
DMNTD
25th December 2008, 19:58
http://sciencenotes.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/santa-jesus.jpg
oldrider
26th December 2008, 14:11
Awww c'mon he was a fictional character......

No he is not, :Pokey: Remember, you stayed the night at his place and God was doing the cooking! :mellow: John. (merry Xmas)
_Shrek_
26th December 2008, 14:32
happy belated birthday to our Lord & saviour :2thumbsup
gijoe1313
27th December 2008, 00:27
Jebus saves ... but Maradona scores on the rebound and gets a fist of Gawd for his pains!
Number One
27th December 2008, 08:40
Crikey sorry I'm late big fulla...anyway better late than never eh?!

http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/picture.php?albumid=253&pictureid=9544