Alert

[Blakamin]

There is a new virus in the wild.

The code name is WORK.

If you receive WORK from your colleagues, your boss, via e-mail, or from anyone else, do not touch it under any circumstances. This virus wipes out your private life completely.

If you should happen to come in contact with this virus, take two friends and go straight to the nearest bar. Order drinks immediately and after three rounds, you will find that WORK has been completely deleted from your system. Forward this virus warning immediately to at least five friends.

Should you realize you do not have five friends, this means you are already infected by this virus and WORK already controls your life. If this is the case, go to the bar and stay until you make at least five friends. Then retry.

I think I have five friends, but am not entirely positive, so I'm headed for the bar anyway .. it never hurts to be safe.

[vifferman]

Should you realize you do not have five friends
:doh:

... this means you are already infected by this virus and WORK already controls your life.
Or you're a sad-arse loser. :confused:

[Sparky Bills]

Cheers for that mate!

[Blakamin]

Cheers for that mate!
you're not at work today anyway, are you????


'spose you're in a bar???

[NC]

I think I might work late for the next 50 years of my life.

[Motoracer]

If all fails, isn't KB the best "Anti-virus" system out?

[Joni]

Im so infected today... Im past treatment!
:bye:


However.... later!!!! :wari: :apint:

:2thumbsup

[Riff Raff]

After a distressing infiltration of work yesterday, it would appear today that work may have been deleted - hopefully it's not just hidden and going to reappear later. But just mentioning the work virus has probably jinxed me. Oh well, at least I've had a lunch break today...

[Biff]

As I'm fully up to date with my germ definitions I am fully protected against the risks posed by WORK, and as such there's no chance of me being subject to its annoying tendencies and inconvenience anytime soon.

It's those bloody Spyware things that worry me. Looking through my under wear drawer and such like. It even logs on to my PC, downloads porn and posts crap on certain forum chat type places.