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Fatt Max
29th December 2008, 10:55
Gidday guys n gals,

Before I disappear out of cellphone and PC range for a couple of days, I wanted to drop a line to say a huge thank you to all of you out there for what has been a very exciting year.

In September, I decided to retire my trusty 50cc and move up to a 250cc. Being into my 40’s did raise an eyebrow or two among the family but my attitude was to be a Nike and ‘just do it’.

BHS test done, VL250 bought and I’ve been hooked, lined and sinkered ever since. I’m loving every minute of the whole biking thing and when I’m not riding I’m flicking around this site.

And that’s where the big fatt thanks come in. You fellas have been great with all the advice passed onto an old git who loved a pie or six, especially the words on bike gear, riding, safety, routes etc as well as the humour and laffs.

Yes, I have had my fair share of stories to tell. The week where I met a hat crappy chinaman, got attacked by a wasp and then had a snog fight was all as a result of being on a bike. My favourite was the Audi up the back of the ute, I’ll never forget that one.

The thing is, none of this fun would have happened if I had not been encouraged by you guys to get out there and ride and before the year is out I want to thank you.

So, there it is my lovelies. Please please please take care on the roads and elsewhere. I look forward to more fun and riding in 2009.

Have a great and safe new years, look after yourselves

Fatt Max – 29 December 2008

PS. That picture of the fat guy in the Santa hat is NOT me. It’s rather worrying what you can find when you hit ‘Fat Santa’ on Google images...

:2thumbsup

The Baron
29th December 2008, 11:04
Seasons greetings Fatt max. Its been great to read your stories. Stay safe and eat pies.. all the best.

BMWST?
29th December 2008, 11:06
good on you for taking the plunge in the first palce...take care yourself!

Murray
29th December 2008, 11:20
So is the new year resolution "down to 6 pints and 4 pies a day". It will make your 250 go faster!!!

Cheers and many beers for new years. Its been fun reading your posts

gijoe1313
29th December 2008, 11:27
Well my dear favourite frog n'thistle warbler! As I live and breath, it is good to hear that you are ingesting the quintessential elements of bikerdom. The turmoil and pizazz you broke upon the forums here was rather like the piquant flavour of two stroker smokers!

Loud, irritating, attention grabbing and the feeling "damn, I do like that"

Long may your breeks reek and your seed be fertile in the belly of many women, so remember, fill your boots and make sure never the twain shall meet!

So I shall scurry off in pursuant of some scrumptious lunch time crumpet on a wet assignation of riding! Ooer! :o

Keep us regaled with your charming homilies of humour, which remind me of the Canterbury Tales!

fire eyes
29th December 2008, 11:54
you rock Max .. you keep us smiling .. take care out there yourself dude :hug:

Coyote
29th December 2008, 12:04
and your seed be fertile in the belly of many women
Now that's classy.

Crisis management
29th December 2008, 13:19
Now that's classy.

Yeah, but if he's getting it into her belly, he's doing something wrong......

Pogo2
29th December 2008, 13:47
please take your bike with you. We need so more entertain/informing stories that only FM can tell!

Enjoy

gijoe1313
29th December 2008, 13:52
Yeah, but if he's getting it into her belly, he's doing something wrong......

either that or going for the money shot? :o

gijoe1313
29th December 2008, 13:53
Now that's classy.

I do believe it was from the Young Ones that ... the blardy hippy ... before being bashed to death by Vivian :niceone:

racerhead
29th December 2008, 22:56
Thanks for the stories FM:niceone:
Enjoy the pies and beer and roll on 2009