Who's the hottest chick on KB?

[MadDuck]

The mood tonight is pretty ...well....angry and I will take up the challenge because quite frankly I am bored.

Whos the hottest KB chick and why?

[XxKiTtiExX]

flame. Why? She just is plain and simple.

[jrandom]

flame. Why? She is just plain and simple.

Gosh, T.

:nono:

[XxKiTtiExX]

Gosh, T.

:nono:

Not plain and simple. Shes hot, plain and simple aka nothing more to add.

Fuck that sounded bad.... :(

P.S jrandom you are a c..................u...nt lol

[Little Miss Trouble]

flame. Why? She just is plain and simple.

Rossi Gal, for the same reason^

[Trudes]

I knew you'd step up to the plate MadDuck!!!:woohoo:

My sister wife Number One:love: is one sexy hot bitch in my eyes, and she gives good head.

Flame is a hot, fast chick, who just happens to be as beautiful on the inside as she is on the ouside!!

[MadDuck]

My sister wife Number One:love: is one sexy hot bitch in my eyes, and she gives good head

Lesbian love will not be considered :laugh:

[jrandom]

You are all very precious and beautiful flowers.

[James Deuce]

Me. I'm a C cup now.

[FJRider]

Whos the hottest KB chick and why?

There can only be one HOT chick.... H.O.T. ...of course

[Nasty]

You are all very precious and beautiful flowers.

and you are full of shit ... but its flame .. sorry .. too hot for most to handle!!!

[MadDuck]

Me. I'm a C cup now.

Ha ... I beat you :cool:

[FJRider]

Ha ... I beat you :cool:

pic's or it's not happening...

[DMNTD]

Ha ... I beat you :cool:

Kinky tart! :shifty:

[MadDuck]

pic's or it's not happening...

Try the search function :msn-wink:

[NighthawkNZ]

:corn:



:innocent:



:shifty:

[James Deuce]

If she's beating me and there's pics I don't want them in the public domain. Won't somebody think of the children?

[DMNTD]

If she's beating me and there's pics I don't want them in the public domain. Won't somebody think of the children?

BURN THEM! :niceone:

[madbikeboy]

Can we do a top 10?

:o)

[MadDuck]

Can we do a top 10?

:o)


Sure why not

[Wingnut]

Pics and a poll would sort this matter out.

[old git]

Its all a matter of personal taste, but theres something about married/partnered women that makes them hotter ..........so for an old perv like me it has to be MsKABC............(NOW I'M IN THE SHIT WITH HER OTHER HALF, I SUPPOSE !!).............So the top ten are ?????

[MadDuck]

Pics and a poll would sort this matter out.

No polls. Lets see how many of you actually know us KB gals. Unlike the day at the pub when I was asked who I was pillion with :buggerd:

[hospitalfood]

i have not met all of you so i cant say, but i can say that plenty of you are cute.xxx

[Mully]

Whos the hottest KB chick and why?

Couldn't possibly say without pics......

[Tone165]

Pictures would be nice...theres nothing sexier than girls on bikes, and in my book, a bike adds about 5 "points" to any girl.

eg. if Bo Derek is a "10" she would be a "15" perched on a GiXeR!

I'm fairly gorgeous myself....for a fat 50yr old bloke that is.....

My Eldest dorta rides too...

She would be at least a "20"

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v81/BikePics/Vickglam1.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v81/BikePics/Vicki/GTS1000-10.jpg

[McJim]

I just took the roast chook out of the oven. Does that count? It must be at least 190 degrees.

[sidecar bob]

The Guzzi Widow rates fairly well, although im probably going to get maimed for saying so.:bash:

[Number One]

HOT KB chicks? Well I think there is something for everyone on here frankly.

I am rather taken with Trudes of course but I also like me a little bit of Str8 Jacket, Flame and a little bit of Stirts and V - all very hot chicks! I haven't met many of the others out and about but I hear Klingon is also a spunk oh yes and so is Unit. Geez I sure do reckon you guys have it quite good really - infact this calls for another thread...let me just do a search to see if it has already been done.......

[Quasievil]

007XX wots wrong with you people..............maybe a bit of STIRTS on the other pillow to

[enigma51]

Sixpack ....... cause his a sexy bitch

[hayd3n]

my hun chri5tina:drool:

rachprice
:Punk::Punk:

[Madness]

I vote for the chick on Drider87's (http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/member.php?u=13747) avatar.

[jrandom]

007XX wots wrong with you people..............maybe a bit of STIRTS on the other pillow to

Jesus H. Christ, dude, you're not supposed to be honest about it.

[DUCATI*HARD]

close tossup between carver and sidewinder :whistle:

[jrandom]

The Guzzi Widow rates fairly well, although im probably going to get maimed for saying so.:bash:

Nonsense; a lovely old dear like her? You'd probably get a pat on the head and a nice cup of tea.

[Subike]

HOT wins this hands down.
Helen Of Troy
Us southerners know a real HOT chic when we meet her
and for many reason, Hot is Hot.

[Jantar]

And another vote for HOT.

Even her name is hotter than the other chicks on here.

[gunrunner]

close tossup between carver and sidewinder :whistle:

If you were that close would it still be a tossup:bleh:

[FJRider]

And another vote for HOT.

Even her name is hotter than the other chicks on here.

This photo just says it all...

smooth lines...
ageless design elements...
quality build...
a hint of foreign heritage...
no unecessary bling...
obvious authority...
require's little imaginination as to power over the competition...

OK... the paint jobs dated, and needs a buff up... but....





The bike ain't bad either...

[laserracer]

She knows who she is:msn-wink::msn-wink:

[ajturbo]

wow... everyone that was mentioned is .....mmmmmmmmmmm

[Trumpess]

Ye gods .... Thats too hard to define just one hot chick for me. All the KB chicks I have met rate very highly! :lol: Im sitting here pondering who would take lead role! Even those North Island bitches are up there, even if I have only seen pics.
Ummm ... I will have to go with ALLEYCAT!! Purr Purr!!

[Madness]

close tossup between carver and sidewinder :whistle:

That would be a tossoff wouldn't it?

[NighthawkNZ]

This photo just says it all...

smooth lines...
ageless design elements...
quality build...
a hint of foreign heritage...
no unecessary bling...
obvious authority...
require's little imaginination as to power over the competition...

OK... the paint jobs dated, and needs a buff up... but....





The bike ain't bad either...

This who photo is ruined by some twat in a red and ghey jacket...
but she HoT

[flame]

All biker chicks are HOT. Hottest of all those that I know personally ......
Rossi Gal, Nicksta, 007XX, Number One, Caroline, Lissa, Rashika, Trudes, Str8 Jacket, Nasty, Chanceyy, NC, they're all darlings on the outside, and simply gorgeous on the inside:hug:

As for 'whos' sheckzy....I leave that for the boys to decide.

[The Pastor]

...........

[hayd3n]

Oops::Oops::Oops::Oops:

[Number One]

The pic was a bit much wasn't it :puke:

[Swoop]

We all know that any chick looks hot in leather and on a bike.:niceone:


Edit: Sue Badford is exempt from this theory.

[martybabe]

I've not seen many KB babes in the flesh so I can only go with how beautiful they are on the inside, which is probably how it should be anyway eh.

My list would be, in no specific order;

Trudes, No.1, 007xx, Mom, Princess bandit, Mygsxf, Helen of Troy, Gassitgirl, Gurlracer . Beautiful, beautiful women and frankly I neither know nor care what most of them look like, they're all hot in my eyes. :love:

Oh and Shafty's avatar!

[DUCATI*HARD]

That would be a tossoff wouldn't it?

or a turnoff,,,mrs D*H wins by a country mile!!!

[laserracer]

:2thumbsup..flame..:banana:Whats better than a pretty girl that races
Ok a naked pretty girl that races:whistle::2thumbsup:lol:

[carver]

mjscorpio.....

[carver]

close tossup between carver and sidewinder :whistle:

who would you go for?

[MIXONE]

I've not seen many KB babes in the flesh so I can only go with how beautiful they are on the inside, which is probably how it should be anyway eh.

My list would be, in no specific order;

Trudes, No.1, 007xx, Mom, Princess bandit, Mygsxf, Helen of Troy, Gassitgirl, Gurlracer . Beautiful, beautiful women and frankly I neither know nor care what most of them look like, they're all hot in my eyes. :love:

Oh and Shafty's avatar!

+1.
Oh and if that's Kit in her profile pic best add her to the mix as well.
Also the chick in leathers on Bluebridge last week.

[FJRider]

who would you go for?

I wouldn't go hard for either... :beer:

[FJRider]

This who photo is ruined by some twat in a red and ghey jacket...
but she HoT

Does he look dangerous to you too... ???:blank:

[Coyote]

My Eldest dorta rides too...

She would be at least a "20"
You're a brave man. Most father's on here would be protecting their offspring from the dudes on here :p

HOT KB chicks? Well I think there is something for everyone on here frankly.
Oooo! Who do I get?!

Not a dude I hope.

[carver]

I wouldn't go hard for either... :beer:

enough alcohol and you'd be the meat in the sandwich

[Subike]

enough alcohol and you'd be the meat in the sandwich

dont you mean the sardine

[carver]

dont you mean the sardine

i would have to consider FJ or ducati hard, cause you know he'd be hard :girlfight:

[laserracer]

Shhhhhhh..the hottest chic bar none on KB...is.................
im not telling its a secret :rolleyes::bleh:

[Scouse]

close tossup between carver and sidewinder :whistle:Er I vote for your missus

[McJim]

dont you mean the sardine

Don't be daft. You can't put the meat in a sardine - it would explode.

[DUCATI*HARD]

Er I vote for your missus

churr churr:woohoo:

[FJRider]

enough alcohol and you'd be the meat in the sandwich

There will never be enough made...:rolleyes:

[DMNTD]

Apart from Unit...Mrs DUCATI*HARD :first:

[DUCATI*HARD]

Apart from Unit...Mrs DUCATI*HARD :first:

churr churr :rockon:

[RC1]

Apart from Unit...Mrs DUCATI*HARD :first:

is unit standing behind you chris :nono:

[Maha]

Apart from Unit...Mrs DUCATI*HARD :first:

I have a really nice pic of unit an stirts here, if its ok with thee, can I post it?

[RC1]

I have a really nice pic of unit an stirts here, if its ok with thee, can I post it?

just do it mark :2guns:

[Trudes]

I have a really nice pic of unit an stirts here, if its ok with thee, can I post it?

WTF!! You never asked before posting pics of us Welly chicks!!! (Do it!! :lol: )

[Maha]

just do it mark :2guns:


WTF!! You never asked before posting pics of us Welly chicks!!! (Do it!! :lol: )


Ok....by popular demand (well Rick and Trudes) I give you Unit and Stirts...

I think this a cool pic them two BOP Girls.

[Mr. Peanut]

Mrs Fumeux for the win :niceone:

http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/picture.php?albumid=1275&pictureid=12639

[Pussy]

There are HEAPS of hawt KB chicks!
Off the top of my head... Gassit Girl, Nicksta, Flame, Trudes, Number One, Unit, Rossi Gal, Nasty, Keystone 19, Lissa, etc etc. They're ALL lovely!

[Brownbikerbabe]

I would think that all the ladies in NZ are gorgeous! And those that ride motorcycles just have that extra beauty that surpasses those that drive! Like most of the women here on KB. But, that's just a foreigners opinion.

[Number One]

Look bitches I got called MAAM the other day can ya now stop lumping me in with the LOVELY chicks?! :laugh:

[Brownbikerbabe]

Look bitches I got called MAAM the other day can ya now stop lumping me in with the LOVELY chicks?! :laugh:

You crack me up!!LOL!! Not only that being called ma'am just makes you feel old don't it? Like you wanna reply..."yes, sunny?...let my get my ear horn so that I can hear you better..."

[Pussy]

...PrincessBandit, Goblin, Mrs. Pickle, str8jacket......

[Trudes]

Are you just naming every chick on KB Pussy?:2thumbsup

[Number One]

Are you just naming every chick on KB Pussy?:2thumbsup
OOOOOOOOOO you wait till Hels hears about this!!!!

You'll be sorry miss :lol:

[Pussy]

Nup, just the ones I know! And despite Hels' best efforts... I don't think she's a bitch, she's luffly!

Can't leave out Sue VFR either! (sorry kiwifruit, but your Mum IS hawt!)

[FJRider]

Look bitches I got called MAAM the other day can ya now stop lumping me in with the LOVELY chicks?! :laugh:

They didn't call you sir... they did note you were female at least... :clap:

[nodrog]

I have a really nice pic of unit an stirts here, if its ok with thee, can I post it?

you have photos:gob:? i just have to be happy with the live show, fuck its a hard life :crybaby:

[Madness]

Mrs DUCATI*HARD gets another vote, sorry all you loverly Welly ladies. :dodge:

[piston broke]

def mad duck,
have you seen her corner that sporty?
just wait till we we see her on that gn ss

[trump-lady]

I saw heaps of hot women today riding. It was like 30 degrees and they were in black leather.......... thats real hot.......

[DUCATI*HARD]

Mrs DUCATI*HARD gets another vote, sorry all you loverly Welly ladies. :dodge:

YEEHAAH,,,thats 3 for mrs D*H:woohoo:

[Number One]

YEEHAAH,,,thats 3 for mrs D*H:woohoo:
I think this calls for some pics...cos now I'm thinking of voting for her too! I certainly do love her shiny monster :yes:

[vtec]

Just found this sexy lady... somehow managed to make a white '80s GPZ250R look sexy:
http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/member.php?u=15230

And also Keystone19, so damn hot whipping around Pukekohe, Manfeild, and Taupo on her SV650, competitive in F3 which is crazy competitive. I haven't seen her round for ages. Also, goes without saying Nicksta, and the fact she dates a crazy stunter makes her hotter still.

[MsKABC]

Just found this sexy lady... somehow managed to make a white '80s GPZ250R look sexy:
http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/member.php?u=15230



Thanks vtec :o You should have seen me and the gpz together when I had my matching '80s white & red Alpinestars boots - we were a retro sight to behold :rockon:

But would it make you go "Eeewww" if I told you that I was 6 months preggers in that photo? :rofl: In fact, I was wearing maternity jeans because my leathers didn't fit me any more, and I couldn't even get the jacket done up! I wasn't riding at that stage - the photo was taken because we were about to sell the bike.

A new photo of me & the Bros is in order, in my new quasi leathers, methinks :soon:

[vtec]

hehe, still hot, some guys go for that. I'm not going to say whether or not I'm part of the some.

[Number One]

TBut would it make you go "Eeewww" if I told you that I was 6 months preggers in that photo?
Ahhh you were one of those lucky cows (the ones I hated) who looked good knocked up and felt great...me I was revolting...even more so than I am now!!! :eek:

[MsKABC]

Ahhh you were one of those lucky cows (the ones I hated) who looked good knocked up and felt great...me I was revolting...even more so than I am now!!! :eek:

I've seen your pics and you are far from revolting love. If I played for the other side, you'd be just my type.... :msn-wink:

[Number One]

I've seen your pics and you are far from revolting love. If I played for the other side, you'd be just my type.... :msn-wink:
:devil2: oooo now just stop it...BEHAAAAVE :lol: I'm all excited now :niceone:

[madbikeboy]

My $0.02.

Number One is sexy and funny, haven't seen her, but I'm told she's hot. And Married.

Rie is smart, cool, elegant. And taken.

GSXRTrace is funny, smart, sexy.

007xx is the ultimate yummy mummy, and taken.

MsKABC is hot, and taken.

PrettyBillie is intelligent, confident, and I bet she is good looking.

MissL is sexy, cool, and taken.

PortoKiwi's wife is hot too.

StickChick is a top chick in real life, and taken...

Mom is sexy too. Sorry MahaMan.

The list goes on, but you get the idea.

[325rocket]

My $0.02.

Number One is sexy and funny, haven't seen her, but I'm told she's hot. And Married.

Rie is smart, cool, elegant. And taken.

GSXRTrace is funny, smart, sexy.

007xx is the ultimate yummy mummy, and taken.

MsKABC is hot, and taken.

PrettyBillie is intelligent, confident, and I bet she is good looking.

MissL is sexy, cool, and taken.

PortoKiwi's wife is hot too.

StickChick is a top chick in real life, and taken...

Mom is sexy too. Sorry MahaMan.

The list goes on, but you get the idea.

dont forget Buffy, once again sexy cool and taken.

[portokiwi]

:niceone:madbikeboy looks like I might get a bit tonight.
Gabby read your comment and is grinning from ear to ear lol.
I dont have the heart to tell her you are blind:lol::2thumbsup

[martybabe]

:niceone:madbikeboy looks like I might get a bit tonight.
Gabby read your comment and is grinning from ear to ear lol.
I dont have the heart to tell her you are blind:lol::2thumbsup

Oh well if it helps you along mate...... I think portokiwi's wife Gabby is the most beautiful woman I have ever seen and I used to work for Penthouse magazine!!!

Hope that helps PK, let me know how ya get on. :lol:

[portokiwi]

:laugh: now she will know you are blind:laugh:

[Number One]

:laugh: now she will know you are blind:laugh:
Ok how about I see real good like and I'm a chick but she is soo damn hot I'd change teams for her?!

What do you reckon that will be good for? :whistle:

[portokiwi]

:lol: You could meet her in a few months if we end up moving to Wellington:lol: :2thumbsup great idea though:dodge:

[Number One]

:lol: You could meet her in a few months if we end up moving to Wellington:lol: :2thumbsup great idea though:dodge:
Definitely get in touch :niceone:

[portokiwi]

:innocent::innocent::innocent:

[Number One]

:innocent::innocent::innocent:
no not like that!!!!

[portokiwi]

:devil2::devil2::devil2::clap: Well done girl.

[DUCATI*HARD]

I think this calls for some pics...cos now I'm thinking of voting for her too! I certainly do love her shiny monster :yes:

Thats 4 for mrs D*H sorry,,,i 4got to add myself:2thumbsupcome on number one,,,make it 5:hug:u mite get to join in on a 3sum:msn-wink:sorry guys,,,hot girls only need apply:whistle:

[madbikeboy]

:niceone:madbikeboy looks like I might get a bit tonight.
Gabby read your comment and is grinning from ear to ear lol.
I dont have the heart to tell her you are blind:lol::2thumbsup

I'm guessing you didn't get some after all... LOL!

[portokiwi]

:innocent: Yes I did........Just feeling a bit tired today hadnt got to this thread yet :niceone:

[Number One]

Thats 4 for mrs D*H sorry,,,i 4got to add myself:2thumbsupcome on number one,,,make it 5:hug:u mite get to join in on a 3sum:msn-wink:sorry guys,,,hot girls only need apply:whistle:
Sorry without proof I will not support any further nominations.

Besides before joining a new *orgy gang* I always make sure to window shop first - just to see what I'm getting myself into :niceone:

[Lias]

I don't think anyone's mentioned allun's missus, bekki have they?

[MIXONE]

:sorry guys,,,hot girls only need apply:whistle:

I'm a hot girl trapped in a old ugly man's body!

[ajturbo]

babyB...... now there is one sexy woman.....mmmmmmm

[DUCATI*HARD]

I'm a hot girl trapped in a old ugly man's body!

Best you stay trapped in there:shit:

[Indiana_Jones]

Curious AJ,

without a doubt :innocent:

-Indy

[DUCATI*HARD]

[QUOTE=Number One;1878171]

Besides before joining a new *orgy gang* I always make sure to window shop first

ummm,,,i was talking about the three of us going for a ride together:confused:on our bikes:scooter:

[Number One]

ummm,,,i was talking about the three of us going for a ride together:confused:on our bikes:scooter:
Of course you were...so was I!!! What were you thinking you dirty old bugger :rofl: Where the hell is Franklin?

[musicman]

My $0.02.

Number One is sexy and funny, haven't seen her, but I'm told she's hot. And Married.

Rie is smart, cool, elegant. And taken.

GSXRTrace is funny, smart, sexy.

007xx is the ultimate yummy mummy, and taken.

MsKABC is hot, and taken.

PrettyBillie is intelligent, confident, and I bet she is good looking.

MissL is sexy, cool, and taken.

PortoKiwi's wife is hot too.

StickChick is a top chick in real life, and taken...

Mom is sexy too. Sorry MahaMan.

The list goes on, but you get the idea.

What, so you mean ALL the girls are taken?? Does that mean I'll have to start riding Hondas?? :no:

[_Shrek_]

This who photo is ruined by some twat in a red and ghey jacket...

I don't know bout that he looks ruther cute :baby:

[MVnut]

Flame is the hottest, and the coolest. Does that count as 2 votes ?? Italians Rule !!:niceone:

[Curious_AJ]

Curious AJ,

without a doubt :innocent:

-Indy

lol you only said that because I was standing and watching over your shoulder and half-naked in our room at the time!

[James Deuce]

lol you only said that because I was standing and watching over your shoulder and half-naked in our room at the time!

I just threw up in my mouth a little.

The unsubscribe button is your friend James, the unsubscribe button is a wonderful friend....

[Storm]

lol you only said that because I was standing and watching over your shoulder and half-naked in our room at the time!

Well dont be shy with the webcam girl, theres a lot of big mouths talking it up on here, but f*&k all in the way of evidence








There you go girls, now you can rant about how "all you guys want to see pics":bleh::jerry:

[Number One]

:lol: NICE tags! Who is the sluttiest :lol: boys boys boys

[SixPackBack]

I just threw up in my mouth a little.

The unsubscribe button is your friend James, the unsubscribe button is a wonderful friend....

Harsh words bro'.......AJ is a lovely women.

[madbikeboy]

So, after meeting Lula and Mrs Ducati-Hard - I think they're also contenders. (Sorry Mr Ducati-Hard).

Both are hot, and they ride like demons.

[Number One]

Mrs Ducati_hard is doing very well! Infact I think she may have surpassed 007 and Stirts?! I think we need a poll soon - we definitely have some trends developing :shifty:

[Trudes]

And pictures!:yes:

[325rocket]

Mrs Ducati_hard is doing very well! Infact I think she may have surpassed 007 and Stirts?! I think we need a poll soon - we definitely have some trends developing :shifty:

by the look of some of the replies theres a few "poles" going on already

[Number One]

by the look of some of the replies theres a few "poles" going on already
Indeed! :lol:

[Stirts]

by the look of some of the replies theres a few "poles" going on already


Indeed! :lol:

Photo evidence of said "poles" is in order :clap:

[Kornholio]

Photo evidence of said "poles" is in order :clap:

Typical :Pokey:

Stirts and Buellbabe get my vote :buggerd:

[Number One]

Photo evidence of said "poles" is in order :clap:
I don't share pics of my pole with just anyone - so I'll PM it to ya ;)

[ManDownUnder]

Photo evidence of said "poles" is in order :clap:

I have it in hand... when did you want delivery?

[A_Mans_Ruin]

Hahaha... when did the converstaion change from hottest chick on KB to being about the mighty 'pole'!!!!!! Geeze guys always a comp with you isnt it.....

[imdying]

Don't know, but not having dyed black hair, too many white lacey non undergarmets in the wardrobe, and generally not looking like a trashy extra from Outrageous Fortune, would put them ahead of 99% of the KB chicks I've seen pictures of. Rachel Price is a two stroke gal, she gets my nod :D

[Stirts]

Typical :Pokey:

Come on Richard!! :blip:


Stirts and Buellbabe get my vote :buggerd:

you utter utter slapper :bleh:

See your lovely lelf featured in the "Who's the hotest GUY" you gets my vote you little spunk bubble!!

[Stirts]

I don't share pics of my pole with just anyone - so I'll PM it to ya ;)

a little girl waits!


I have it in hand... when did you want delivery?

You gonna do a Bobbit and get it chopped?

[ManDownUnder]

You gonna do a Bobbit and get it chopped?

hell no - this weiner wants a nice warm bun...

[A_Mans_Ruin]

Don't know, but not having dyed black hair, too many white lacey non undergarmets in the wardrobe, and generally not looking like a trashy extra from Outrageous Fortune, would put them ahead of 99% of the KB chicks I've seen pictures of. Rachel Price is a two stroke gal, she gets my nod :D

:buggerd:
I'd love to see the KB guys dressed up as trashy extra's from outrageous fortune.... bring on the dyed black hair, lacey garments and slapper boots hahahah!!!!

[Number One]

a little girl waits!

I had clothes on when I was doing this workout so here...here's my pole :rolleyes:

http://www.thegalleryhealthclub.co.uk/images/our-partners-pole-fitness-image.jpg

[Stirts]

hell no - this weiner wants a nice warm bun...

http://z.about.com/d/southernfood/1/I/D/c/1/burgerbunb10.jpg

Dis be bout right aye? :bleh:

[Stirts]

i had clothes on when i was doing this workout so here...here's my pole :rolleyes:


i vote for number one!!!!

[A_Mans_Ruin]

i vote for number one!!!!

I second that, that pole will put many to shame.......

[Number One]

i vote for number one!!!!
You are too kind Stirts...and coming from the 'salacious queen' that's a mighty fine complement :hug:

[laserracer]

:eek:WOW thats some big pole ..and rather wide slits..oooooppppss sorry splits :whistle::dodge::spanking:

[Number One]

:eek:WOW thats some big pole ..and rather wide slits..oooooppppss sorry splits :whistle:
Years of gymnastics at a young age will do that for ya :niceone: I could teach you some of those moves if ya like :msn-wink:

[ManDownUnder]

:bleh:

Is that a request????

C'mon... sing along now....
I've got an itsy bitsy teeny weenie
Slip it in past your bikini...

[Blossom]

i vote for number one!!!!

Yep she has my vote too. :hug:

[laserracer]

Years of gymnastics at a young age will do that for ya :niceone: I could teach you some of those moves if ya like :msn-wink:

Yes please, yes please, teach me how to be the pole:drool:

Sorry flame number ones got my vote now
hey flame can you better the pole dance ???
i dunno im sorta torn FLAME, NUMBER ONE ,FLAME, NUMBER ONE,

[Number One]

Yes please, yes please, teach how to be the pole:drool:
There's no way you could stand straight enough for some of the more *energetic* positions :lol:

[Stirts]

You are too kind Stirts...and coming from the 'salacious queen' that's a mighty fine complement :hug:

Loves you longtiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiime!


Is that a request????

C'mon... sing along now....
I've got an itsy bitsy teeny weenie
Slip it in past your bikini...

:rofl:

you are farken priceless!!!

[laserracer]

There's no way you could stand straight enough for some of the more *energetic* positions :lol:

I dont know about that when i stand erect im pretty strong:yes::whistle::dodge:

[laserracer]

its the greasing of the pole im worried about ..lol

[Number One]

its the greasing of the pole im worried about ..lol
You don't grease it otherwise you just slide straight off. It's actually really effing hard on your hands and an awesome workout...heaps of strength and flexibility required. The ladies that do this for a living are goddesses if you ask me...really really fit and strong ladies.

[laserracer]

i totally agree ...what she said...goddesses:blink:

[laserracer]

Yes please, yes please, teach me how to be the pole:drool:

Sorry flame number ones got my vote now
hey flame can you better the pole dance ???
i dunno im sorta torn FLAME, NUMBER ONE ,FLAME, NUMBER ONE,

Sorry number one tossed a coin.. you lost
i vote flame

[Number One]

Sorry number one tossed a coin.. you lost
i vote flame
Flame is hot hot hot!!!

[Gwinch]

Kittie and flame, dur. :) ... and not for the more obvious reasons (read: aesthetics) either.

[EJK]

11 pages and only couple of pics? This thread sucks!

[Qkchk]

I give it 2 more pages til it reaches PD.

[mstriumph]

I'm pretty hot

it's been between 32 and 40 degrees here for the past 14 days - enough to make ANYONE hot


[there you are - that should do it - PD here we come!]

[325rocket]

11 pages and only couple of pics? This thread sucks!

..........

[Curious_AJ]

Harsh words bro'.......AJ is a lovely women.

thank you :)

besides Mr "I just threw up in my mouth a little" I'll bet you're not good on the eyes either so pot, stop calling me black!

[James Deuce]

Harsh words bro'.......AJ is a lovely women.

Believe me, Miss AJ is not the issue with my mental image.

[Sully60]

Believe me, Miss AJ is not the issue with my mental image.

It's hard for the old and bitter to accept the notion of young love.:no:

[James Deuce]

It's hard for the old and bitter to accept the notion of young love.:no:
Not at all.

[Curious_AJ]

Not at all.

then explain, my dear??

[DUCATI*HARD]

So, after meeting Lula and Mrs Ducati-Hard - I think they're also contenders. (Sorry Mr Ducati-Hard).

Both are hot, and they ride like demons.

so thats 5 for mrs DUCATI*HARD and 1 for Lula,,,oh,,,did i mention Lula is not only hot,,,but single too,,,and she has a nice scoot :Punk:(sorry Lula):innocent:

[SixPackBack]

so thats 5 for mrs DUCATI*HARD and 1 for Lula,,,oh,,,did i mention Lula is not only hot,,,but single too,,,and she has a nice scoot :Punk:(sorry Lula):innocent:

Yep Lula is hot.......anyone mentioned rachprice yet?

[325rocket]

dont forget rachprice


Yep Lula is hot.......anyone mentioned rachprice yet?


have now

[Number One]

Yep Lula is hot.......anyone mentioned rachprice yet?
YUP she has come up a few times also a few pages back. Far out this shit is up to 9 pages :lol:

[jrandom]

The ladies that do this for a living are goddesses if you ask me...

Y'reckon?

I don't.

In my experience, the majority of them are fairly (no, make that really) stupid, and get the majority of what positive self-image they have from the fact that they're not actually hookers.

(Yes, I like to talk during lap dances.)

[Sully60]

(Yes, I like to talk during lap dances.)

I'm stunned by the proposition you listen.

[jrandom]

I'm stunned by the proposition you listen.

I'm a student of human nature.

[Number One]

Y'reckon?

I don't.

In my experience, the majority of them are fairly (no, make that really) stupid, and get the majority of what positive self-image they have from the fact that they're not actually hookers.

(Yes, I like to talk during lap dances.)
My comment was in relation to the strength, agility and flexibility of the ladies that can do this (proper pole dancing) all day long - it's hard work.

AND I would challenge the notion that all strippers/exotic dancers are stupid and have low self esteem also. Maybe you just went to the cheap dive strip clubs?

:lol: as for Sullys comment I'm intrigued by the notion that you would ever shut up :msn-wink: :sunny:

[Trudes]

(Yes, I like to talk during lap dances.)

So do I. It usually consists of me saying "You are going to do the dishes aren't you? And the lawns eh?" And him saying "Yes dear".

[Number One]

So do I. It usually consists of me saying "You are going to do the dishes aren't you? And the lawns eh?" And him saying "Yes dear".
:rofl: I've seen it!!! SHe tells the truth :lol:

[jrandom]

My comment was in relation to the strength, agility and flexibility of the ladies that can do this (proper pole dancing) all day long - it's hard work.

I'm intrigued by the strength and endurance of professional bicycle racers, but I don't go so far as to call them 'gods'. They're just dudes who train hard at one thing and get paid for it.

Same goes for the dancers, although most of them just learn a small repertoire of basic moves and then maintain about the same fitness as your average gym bunny.


AND I would challenge the notion that all strippers/exotic dancers are stupid and have low self esteem also.

You might note my careful use of the term 'the majority'.

I can think of at least one stripper I met who was a genuinely cool chick. And another whom I'm not allowed to let on how I met if I ever run into her with her husband at a motorcycle racing event.

:pinch:


Maybe you just went to the cheap dive strip clubs?

Me? 'Cheap'? Chortle.


I'm intrigued by the notion that you would ever shut up

You might want to try grinding your pussy into my crotch and smothering me with your cleavage sometime, then.

[Trudes]

:brick:stop the mental images please, stop them mummy, stop them!!:brick:

[Number One]

You might want to try grinding your pussy into my crotch and smothering me with your cleavage sometime, then.

PASS no thanks..not even to hear you shut up for 5 minutes :bleh:

[jrandom]

PASS no thanks...

I wonder if you'd change your tune at $240/hour.

[Number One]

I wonder if you'd change your tune at $240/hour.
I've thought about it and the answer is still PASS ;)

On the note of the Indecent Proposal I'm trying to decide if 1 mill would be motivation enough for me to do the whole 'one time prositution thing'...well...frankly...I shall never know as I doubt I would be offered money for it let alone that high a price (and nothing less would I consider).

[jrandom]

On the note of the Indecent Proposal I'm trying to decide if 1 mill would be motivation enough for me to do the whole 'one time prositution thing'...

To be honest, I don't really see why it's such a big deal. A million dollars? Sweet Jesus, why not?

(I assume you're not talking about it in the context of being a married woman, but rather in the general sense, assuming there were no issues other than your own pride, etc.)

So many men insist that they wouldn't pay for sex, and so many women insist that they wouldn't take money for it... both, of course, are usually being quite dishonest with themselves.

Hookers do get some pretty unsavoury customers, mind you. It's only the seriously tough cookies and the genuinely unhinged that can stick with it as a profession.

By the way, that movie, I think, was an excellent example of the uniquely American dichotomy between puritanism and exploitative capitalism. The country that gave us the Bible Belt and Seymour Butts... can you say 'schizophrenic society'?

[Number One]

To be honest, I don't really see why it's such a big deal. A million dollars? Sweet Jesus, why not? (I assume you're not talking about it in the context of being a married woman, but rather in the general sense, assuming there were no issues other than your own pride, etc.)

If I was a single gal - fuck yeah I would take the money do the deed and then get outta dodge

The movie however was set in the context of a married woman and as a married woman that was the way I considered it.

Here's my thinking so far on this one....remember this is for 1 Million dollars!

If it were an unsavoury character (and I don't just mean physically) to be honest (in the context I am in) it would be a no brainer...jiggle up and down on unsavoury WELL SHEATHED penis and be off with the mill!

IF however the *client* were a cute, loaded, eligible bachelor who was *very keen* on me and wanted to woo me away it would be a definite NO..unless I was planning on leaving my man of course.

Though the deed might be slightly less unappealing than in the first instance - I would see sex with a hot, rich guy who wanted me that much (1 mill I mean come on!) as dangerous. I love my man more than to tread the line of temptation.


So many men insist that they wouldn't pay for sex, and so many women insist that they wouldn't take money for it... both, of course, are usually being quite dishonest with themselves.

Hell if Sully wants to pay me I'll take his money :laugh: ...Oh wait, shared accounts - I already have it :shifty: :laugh:

[jrandom]

The movie however was set in the context of a married woman and as a married woman that was the way I considered it.

Ah. Well, that's different then.

In my experience, where the genitals go, the heart follows, and it therefore behooves one to be cautious with the removal of one's undies.

Me personally, I wouldn't shag some other woman for any amount of money. A million dollars, a billion dollars... meh. I can make my own million, and what would I do with a billion, anyway?

A genuine life partner whom one is happy with is a far more rare and precious thing than any amount of cash.


jiggle up and down on unsavoury WELL SHEATHED penis and be off with the mill!

It's interesting that you imagine yourself on top.

:msn-wink:


I love my man more than to tread the line of temptation.

Wise woman.


Oh wait... I already have it

Ah, but he has yours, too.

:hug:

[Number One]

In my experience, where the genitals go, the heart follows,

A sensitive wee thing aren't you.


Me personally, I wouldn't shag some other woman for any amount of money. A million dollars, a billion dollars... meh. I can make my own million, and what would I do with a billion, anyway?

A genuine life partner whom one is happy with is a far more rare and precious thing than any amount of cash.

Of course :rolleyes: oh well...clearly you are just a far better person (and partner) than I am :rolleyes: :bleh:

[jrandom]

A sensitive wee thing aren't you.

You'd be surprised.


clearly you are just a far better person (and partner) than I am

You'd be the only one who was surprised.

[Number One]

You'd be the only one who was surprised.

Exactly how many marriages and relationships have you been through sunshine?

ooo that was a low blow now wasn't it?! It's ok though it's your style too afterall...so you can take it...eh? :msn-wink:

BTW I think we will be infracted soon...we are pretty far off topic now...though I am sure this has gotta end up in PD soon :clap:

[jrandom]

Exactly how many marriages and relationships have you been through sunshine?

Fewer than my count of motorcycle crashes.

:msn-wink:


ooo that was a low blow now wasn't it?!

To be perfectly honest, I'm not quite sure whether you're trying to imply that I'm inexperienced, or a man-whore.

I'm perfectly happy to plead guilty to both, of course.

:sunny:


It's ok though it's your style too afterall

Would you believe me if I said that my last few posts in this thread have simply been straight from the heart, and completely free of guile, mockery or attempted manipulation?


I think we will be infracted soon...we are pretty far off topic now...

Pfft, nah. Whilst we're not nominating names for the hottest chick on KB, we are discussing very pertinent matters.

And, after all, the thread's just got silly. It's hard to think of a female who hasn't yet been named. And, whilst I love all you biker ladies dearly, let's face it, you can't all be the hottest.

[Number One]

Would you believe me if I said that my last few posts in this thread have simply been straight from the heart, and completely free of guile, mockery or attempted manipulation?.

Actually...No I wouldn't :blink:


It's hard to think of a female who hasn't yet been named. And, whilst I love all you biker ladies dearly, let's face it, you can't all be the hottest.

True that :lol: :shutup:

[klingon]

...
And, after all, the thread's just got silly. It's hard to think of a female who hasn't yet been named. And, whilst I love all you biker ladies dearly, let's face it, you can't all be the hottest.

Very true. I therefore declare myself the hottest, and will not tolerate any contradiction.

This thread is now closed, as we have finally found The Truth.

Thank you very much.

[jrandom]

Actually...No I wouldn't :blink:

That's a shame.


True that :lol: :shutup:

Mmyes.

One of the reasons I haven't posted a 'vote' in this thread is that I don't really have an opinion on the matter. I mean, define 'hot', y'know? There aren't really any underwear model types hanging about this forum.

Well, actually, come to think of it, there are a couple of guys here of that quality. Dunno about the girls, though. Haven't seen any like that yet. But that's OK. That's not what I'm here for.

Everyone around these here parts is their own person, with their own unique... uniqueness. And I met and fell in love with my current partner via KB, so there's gotta be something good to be said for that.

We're all special and beautiful flowers, and we're all smelly greasy potbellied misfits.

I guess your perspective just depends on how you squint.

[klingon]

... There aren't really any underwear model types hanging about this forum.

Well, actually, come to think of it, there are a couple of guys here of that quality. ...

WHERE?! :gob: And why have you been hiding them from me all this time? :bash:

[jrandom]

WHERE?! :gob:

Ahem.

One of the good things about reaching A Certain Age (tm), my dear lady, is meant to be that one gets to step back a little from one's earlier frantic obsession with underwear-model-quality members of the opposite sex, and appreciate their physical charms in a more detached fashion, whilst employing one's time in the pursuit of the deeper things in life.

NB: This does not apply to men.

[klingon]

Ahem.

One of the good things about reaching A Certain Age (tm), my dear lady, is meant to be that one gets to step back a little from one's earlier frantic obsession with underwear-model-quality members of the opposite sex, and appreciate their physical charms in a more detached fashion, whilst employing one's time in the pursuit of the deeper things in life.

Rubbish. I reserve the right to perve. My grand-mama was still perving at the boys when she was 103 years old, so I have many more years in which to derive pleasure from observing the male form.

Now, answer my question.

WHERE?! :eek:

[jrandom]

Now, answer my question.

WHERE?! :eek:

I'm not answering that in public. They'd get big heads.

[GurlRacer]

I got lost in the last few pages :lol:

Hottest chick - I reckon goes to my Mum :D (Mrs Zukin) Now I know why Dad wouldn't bring her along to KB meetings :lol: :lol:
:D

[portokiwi]

I had clothes on when I was doing this workout so here...here's my pole :rolleyes:

http://www.thegalleryhealthclub.co.uk/images/our-partners-pole-fitness-image.jpg



You have my vote:first:

[laserracer]

aaahhh the old number one up a pole trick eh

[kiwifruit]

what would I do with a billion, anyway?


<img src="http://www.motorcycle.com/images/content/Event/08_feb_leno_02.jpg">

http://www.privateislandsonline.com/

<img src="http://i44.tinypic.com/eks2ub.jpg">

etc, etc, etc

[ManDownUnder]

Rubbish. I reserve the right to perve.

Totally agreed! ... but this is the hottest chick thread surely you'd want the hottest guy thread (http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php?t=89379)?

[klingon]

Totally agreed! ... but this is the hottest chick thread surely you'd want the hottest guy thread (http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php?t=89379)?

I searched and searched in the Hottest Guy Thread, but found no photos of underwear models. :( That's just false advertising.

By the way, I must apologise for making the tar melt on roads all over the country. :lol: It's just one of the drawbacks of being extraordinarily hot.

[hayd3n]

what no race track???????