Who is the fattest bastard on KB?

[Headbanger]

125KG


Next.

[martybabe]

98kg, no point having a nine inch nail if you ain't got a big hammer to drive it home with.

A dollar says Fatmax wins by a country mile, pie thief that he is.:first:

[firefighter]

125KG


Next.

125 kg....and how tall? because if your 10 ft tall that's no too bad!

[nodrog]

75kg

do i even qualify?

[Headbanger]

125 kg....and how tall? because if your 10 ft tall that's no too bad!

Mansize.

Otherwise known as 6 foot.

Fat as, Wear a XXXL......

[PirateJafa]

52kg.

:eek5:

[enigma51]

75kg

do i even qualify?

fat bastard

[nighthawk]

126 Kgs and 183cm tall just a little lad next to my son's

[firefighter]

52kg.

:eek5:

Does holding an umbrella intimidate you when there is wind?!! :buggerd:

[tommygun]

107 and a six footer, bugger I miss out again. This is one contest that someone else can win :laugh:

[McDuck]

ummmmm 135ish and about 196 cm.... guess that puts me in the lead?

[piston broke]

72kg,but most of that is beer belly and moobs

[kiwifruit]

Bring back Dover!

[PirateJafa]

Does holding an umbrella intimidate you when there is wind?!! :buggerd:

Are you kidding? I duck when I walk past desk fans.

[XxKiTtiExX]

...........120kg

[riffer]

Sheesh. I thought I was fat.

I'm 5'10" and 92kgs. However in July I was 106kgs.

[DesmoJohnny]

138.5 kgs and 181cms !! Fat Bastard!!:rockon:

I'm just short for my weight :wari:

[Oakie]

I am 6 foot tall with a height to weight ratio of 15kg per foot.

[McDuck]

138.5 kgs and 181cms !! Fat Bastard!!:rockon:

I'm just short for my weight :wari:

i think you are winning...





I am off to eat more pies...

[DesmoJohnny]

Fat bikers bounce better too :2thumbsup

Technically I'm not slow as I'm carrying a permanent pillion :whistle:

[jtzzr]

Fat bikers bounce better too :2thumbsup

Technically I'm not slow as I'm carrying a permanent pillion :whistle:

I know what you mean , I carry my pillion on the tank.

[old git]

Hopefully not me.........was 108.5kg...............on a "diet".......promised myself a new toy when i'm down to 90kgs.....98.6kg at present.........so its a "street triple" or similar by about feb/march if i try..........or donuts if i fail!!!
Seriously though crimbo with very little piss and no choc's was effing difficult.
No wonder all the sheila's moan about being on a diet!!!

[Maha]

FFS.....do I need to put that pic up as well??....:rolleyes:

[MadDuck]

FFS.....do I need to put that pic up as well??....:rolleyes:

Hmmm...well yes you do. I didnt make the hottest chick list so show me the fat bastard photos :laugh:

[FlangMasterJ]

Sheesh. I thought I was fat.

I'm 5'10" and 92kgs. However in July I was 106kgs.

Same as me. But I have put 25kg of muscle on in the last six years.

According to the BMI index I'm obese.;)

[laserracer]

Shit i thought i was in the running...But only 124kg...i better go eat some more chocolates and ice cream:drool::lol:nice and cuddly...but really wide as im only 3'.2'':lol:

[McJim]

It would appear that I'm not as fat a bastard as I thought I was.

I must just be a bastard then. :rofl:

[NZsarge]

I "need" a ZX14 to haul my butt around...

[Pussy]

6 ft and 100kg.... been in a good paddock the last few weeks!

[Hitcher]

One has been avoiding pies of late.

[puddy]

1.93m and 140 kgs. Christmas has been GOOD!

[DMNTD]

There's a certain KBer down this way that is about 6'2" - 6'3" and the last I knew he weighed in around the 160kg mark...

[cowpoos]

One has been avoiding pies of late.
how is the diet similar to a ruminant going? [beer is technically a vegtable??]

[cowpoos]

There's a certain KBer down this way that is about 6'2" - 6'3" and the last I knew he weighed in around the 160kg mark...
Ronan??? yer...him and his brother would be up there!!

[Hitcher]

how is the diet similar to a ruminant going? [beer is technically a vegtable??]

Steady since March 2008. And not all vegetables are good vegetables. I've heard nasty rumours about courgettes.

[piston broke]

Steady since March 2008. And not all vegetables are good vegetables. I've heard nasty rumours about courgettes.
depends what you're doin with them i guess:shit:

[Tank]

I carry my pillion on the tank.

and she loves it ! :yes:

[puddy]

There's a certain KBer down this way that is about 6'2" - 6'3" and the last I knew he weighed in around the 160kg mark...
Go on Chris, you can name him! Is he built like a (Tonka) truck?:msn-wink: Or is he a Greyhound like you?
P.S. And thanks Chris for not teasing me about my weight. You know I'm a sensitive wee flower!:bleh:

[puddy]

Ronan??? yer...him and his brother would be up there!!
No......not Rona! He's a spritely 125kgs!

[Fatjim]

I have the fattest name.

[riffer]

I have the fattest name.

I think FatMaxx would disagree.

[Slyer]

80ish kgs
I need to exercise.

Bahaha what am I saying.

[Fatjim]

Well maybe the oldest then, of currently active posters

[Nagash]

6ft and 64Kg.. Skinniest chef i've ever met. Count me out.

[Mr Merde]

ME,

Lacking in the former qualification (only 100 kg) but I make up for it in the latter and them some.

[Brownbikerbabe]

LMAO!! I thought that read as ..."Who's the fastest bastard on KB"...LOL!! Sorry! it's late and i'm getting dislexic!

[Swoop]

6ft and 64Kg.. Skinniest chef i've ever met. Count me out.
There is a saying ... "Never trust a skinny chef". Care to comment??:rofl:

[Gubb]

LMAO!! I thought that read as ..."Who's the fattest bastard on KB"...LOL!! Sorry! it's late and i'm getting dislexic!

5pm is late? And how os that any different to the thread title?

[Brownbikerbabe]

5pm is late? And how os that any different to the thread title?

Yes. 5 Pm is not late in NZ! Its Sunday...11:25 PM where I live.

[Max Preload]

I'm not fat... I'm husky & robust... :wari:

[portokiwi]

:wari:A nice 90 kg......at 5'6 its ok..... Gabby is cutting her hair this week as I didnt loose the extra 5 kg:Oops:

[Headbanger]

I had expected someone with a name like fattymcfattyfatbastard to roll in with a claim of being 300kg......

[BarBender]

I know a guy who's 6'6" tips the scales at 140, rides a k7 gixxer thou and has completed 10 Grand Challenges.....

Big guy with a big heart to boot.....

[enigma51]

I know a guy who's 6'6" tips the scales at 140, rides a k7 gixxer thou and has completed 10 Grand Challenges.....

Big guy with a big heart to boot.....

I know another guy thats not much smaller on a turano



and fast on it as well ....... when the things running

[BarBender]

...when the things running

But have you heard the latest????
:mad::mad::mad:

[MIXONE]

FFS I think some of you fat bastards are actually co-joined twins and have never realised it.

[nodrog]

But have you heard the latest????
:mad::mad::mad:

uh oh, are you going to go green and bust out of your purple shorts bro?

[Curious_AJ]

6 Billion Kgs!!!!

kidding... I'm about 64kg... apparently i'm perfect according to BMI.... hey, I'm sexy ;)

[skidMark]

Me...

62kg...

[tommygun]

Eat more pies boy! if you turned sideways you would disappear:rofl:

[skidMark]

Eat more pies boy! if you turned sideways you would disappear:rofl:



I cant walk on decks i fall through the cracks :eek:

[PirateJafa]

Me...

62kg...
Lookit that flabby body. You could feed a Ethiopian family for weeks off that. Or gut it and use it as a warm coat then fly off into the stars to become a jedi dude. Either or.

[WarrenW]

1830 mm tall and 133000 grams ! hah take that !!!

[skidMark]

1830 mm tall and 133000 grams ! hah take that !!!


Thats alot of 50 bags

[_Shrek_]

5'11 & a petite 132.5kg (not fat, but portly) :shutup:

[Storm]

...........120kg

What-sitting on your bike in full gear? :bleh:

[Storm]

I know a guy who's 6'6" tips the scales at 140, rides a k7 gixxer thou and has completed 10 Grand Challenges.....

Big guy with a big heart to boot.....

Bugger me days, you dont half make that bike look small. I've never seen a thou look so dinky before.
















Oh shit, please dont eat me for being a bit cheeky:dodge:

[skidMark]

Bugger me days, you dont half make that bike look small. I've never seen a thou look so dinky before.
















Oh shit, please dont eat me for being a bit cheeky:dodge:

I dunno ive seen some pretty dinky looking cbr1000's...

Spose when you have 5 men doing a daisy chain on it it makes it look more dinky...

The things you see in Ruawai... and some parts of hamilton.

[XxKiTtiExX]

What-sitting on your bike in full gear? :bleh:


I'm still trying to figure out how I know you...

[skidMark]

I'm still trying to figure out how I know you...


I'd put it down to a night in Ruawai?:eek:

[Hitcher]

Why are skinny people posting in this thread?

Anybody less than 95kg dripping wet should fuck off and start their own puny emaciated thread somewhere else. It is this constant erosion of standards that is the problem with Kiwi Biker. Why don't the Mods do something about it, is what I want to know!

[Pussy]

Why are skinny people posting in this thread?

Anybody less than 95kg dripping wet should fuck off and start their own puny emaciated thread somewhere else. It is this constant erosion of standards that is the problem with Kiwi Biker. Why don't the Mods do something about it, is what I want to know!

Settle down, fatty! :bleh:

[skidMark]

Why are skinny people posting in this thread?

Anybody less than 95kg dripping wet should fuck off and start their own puny emaciated thread somewhere else. It is this constant erosion of standards that is the problem with Kiwi Biker. Why don't the Mods do something about it, is what I want to know!


You just neeed a hug eh?

[MsKABC]

Why are skinny people posting in this thread?

Anybody less than 95kg dripping wet should fuck off and start their own puny emaciated thread somewhere else. It is this constant erosion of standards that is the problem with Kiwi Biker. Why don't the Mods do something about it, is what I want to know!

Shall I start a "Who is the skinniest bastard on KB?" thread then?

Although we really should be talking in Body Mass Index (BMI), as some of these blokes are pretty tall and therefore not that fat.

Do you think many people would be able to work out their BMI though? :innocent: :laugh:

[Hitcher]

Do you think many people would be able to work out their BMI though?

http://www.nhlbisupport.com/bmi/

30.1

[MsKABC]

http://www.nhlbisupport.com/bmi/

30.1

Excellent, cheers :niceone:

21.5 me.

You are cuddly, aren't you? :hug:

[laserracer]

:spanking:Ok boyz lets not fight .....what the hell lets fight:argue:skinnies on the left, fattys on the right ...no no fattys on the left as well you are blocking out the sun :eek5::lol:

[Hitcher]

You are cuddly, aren't you?

Only by 0.1, apparently...

[MsKABC]

:spanking:Ok boyz lets not fight .....what the hell lets fight:argue:skinnies on the left, fattys on the right ...no no fattys on the left as well you are blocking out the sun :eek5::lol:

Damn! I'm all blinged out! :(

[firefighter]

What do you (fat bastards) think of a social group for those committed to losing their bin/getting in shape etc? is it worth creating one? It would be a group pretty much committed to actually putting in the work and not just talking about it however....Could have before and ater shots/measurements go up......I am aware there are probably better sites for this but i'm interested in joining yet another.....let me know if ya think it's a good idea

[firefighter]

:oi-grr: hahahaha, you suggest a little hard work and healthy choices and the silence is deafening! :rolleyes:

[laserracer]

What do you (fat bastards) think of a social group for those committed to losing their bin/getting in shape etc? is it worth creating one? It would be a group pretty much committed to actually putting in the work and not just talking about it however....Could have before and ater shots/measurements go up......I am aware there are probably better sites for this but i'm interested in joining yet another.....let me know if ya think it's a good idea

HMMM... maybe... as a fat bastard ,with a dodgy ticker, and type 2 diabetes, its probably in my best interest

The guys on thumper had one going you had to all join at the same time with name and weight... Every 2weeks was the weigh in... winner was declared the biggest loser..lol :eek5: there was no other way of puting that really

[McDuck]

What do you (fat bastards) think of a social group for those committed to losing their bin/getting in shape etc? is it worth creating one? It would be a group pretty much committed to actually putting in the work and not just talking about it however....Could have before and ater shots/measurements go up......I am aware there are probably better sites for this but i'm interested in joining yet another.....let me know if ya think it's a good idea

Well i dont really think i need to.....


even tho i am heavy i can still do chin-ups. Given not many i feel that if you can do that at anyweight then the weight itself is not a problem.

[firefighter]

HMMM... maybe... as a fat bastard ,with a dodgy ticker, and type 2 diabetes, its probably in my best interest


:doctor: I guess you will be the first signing up then!

[Max Preload]

What do you (fat bastards) think of a social group for those committed to losing their bin/getting in shape etc?

Sorry. Not following you. What?


:oi-grr: hahahaha, you suggest a little hard work and healthy choices and the silence is deafening! :rolleyes:

Are you confusing fat with unhealthy? Besides, I know whom shall be chowing down on whom, come the first nuclear winter...

[laserracer]

ok but only if you have incentives,
discount card to KFC and 25% off fish and chips anywhere in NZ:2thumbsup

im in :2thumbsup;):whistle:
no really im in

[laserracer]

Sorry. Not following you. What?

Wow... fat and deaf..:bleh::laugh:..sorry not funny:shutup:

[laserracer]

Shit ok i'll start...HI my names Dave and im a fataholic
im 124.8 kg want to get down to 110kg .... my hobbies are taking heart and diabetes pills ,and taking dirt samples with my mouth,and someday i would love to save the world and yes i wear my underwear on the outside....thank you thank you ....NEXT

[Curious_AJ]

BMI?... at the doc she said I was perfect... something like 23.5 though that was about a year or so ago now... still same height and my weight has stayed the same .. so that's what it is i think... I'd need to measure it all again to give you a more accurate answer.. (and i'm lazy so i won't do it again)

[racefactory]

79kg need to lose weight

[Curious_AJ]

79kg need to lose weight

don't lie! unless you're about my height (5ft3 ish)....

[laserracer]

Well i dont really think i need to.....


even tho i am heavy i can still do chin-ups. Given not many i feel that if you can do that at anyweight then the weight itself is not a problem.

i can do 50 chin ups... now if we are talking with my feet leaving the ground thats another story :laugh:

its the weight and fat build up on the inside thats the problem

[Max Preload]

Wow... fat and deaf..:bleh::laugh:..sorry not funny:shutup:

Oh I *heard* him (or at least read him)... I'm just not following the logic. Is he saying we should all endeavour to live a long life (not that being a lanky streak of weasel piss guarantees anything of the sort anyway) just so we can go full circle and end up being fed by someone else, dribbling and shitting our nappies for 10 years, only to eventually suffer a lingering painful death? Fuck that. Give me a single massive heart attack over that.

[laserracer]

Oh I *heard* him (or at least read him)... I'm just not following the logic. Is he saying we should all endeavour to live a long life (not that being a lanky streak of weasel piss guarantees anything of the sort anyway) just so we can go full circle and end up being fed by someone else, dribbling and shitting our nappies for 10 years, only to eventually suffer a lingering painful death? Fuck that. Give me a single massive heart attack over that.

Sorry if you are gonna have a heart attack it better be fatal.. because if its not its the most ..PAINFUL.. thing you will ever feel.. believe me i know.. and the feeling of pending death and dread is somthing i wouldnt wish on my worst enemy.. i tend to make fun of it .. but its really
a pretty serious thing to go through and if you do live, it takes months to come right,somtimes years.one thing my cardiologist said to me was ,i bet now you wish you had looked after your arteries.....the answer is yes

[laserracer]

What do you (fat bastards) think of a social group for those committed to losing their bin/getting in shape etc? is it worth creating one? It would be a group pretty much committed to actually putting in the work and not just talking about it however....Could have before and ater shots/measurements go up......I am aware there are probably better sites for this but i'm interested in joining yet another.....let me know if ya think it's a good idea

Well cmon dont all speak at once:whistle:

[firefighter]

Oh I *heard* him (or at least read him)... I'm just not following the logic. Is he saying we should all endeavour to live a long life (not that being a lanky streak of weasel piss guarantees anything of the sort anyway) just so we can go full circle and end up being fed by someone else, dribbling and shitting our nappies for 10 years, only to eventually suffer a lingering painful death? Fuck that. Give me a single massive heart attack over that.

no-ones telling you to do it I was asking if anyone was interested- I actually could'nt give a shit if your not......please don't start an arguement over this by the way im not interested.:Playnice:

So anyone keen maybe send me a pm (or perhaps i'll start my own thread instead of hiijacking this one.....:cool:)

[skidMark]

http://www.nhlbisupport.com/bmi/

30.1

18.1 lol...........

[Max Preload]

Sorry, if you are going to have a heart attack it better be fatal... because if it's not it's the most ..PAINFUL.. thing you will ever feel... believe me, I know... and the feeling of pending death and dread is something I wouldn't wish on my worst enemy... I tend to make fun of it .. but it's really a pretty serious thing to go through and if you do live, it takes months to come right, sometimes years. One thing my cardiologist said to me was "I bet now you wish you had looked after your arteries..." the answer is yes

That cardiologist doesn't sound very professional. In any case, a lingering death from cancer isn't painful? The bloody treatment is bad enough. I know what I'd prefer of the two, and I also know I prefer living rather than wasting time with worry.

[k14]

Having a cast on my arm and sitting on my arse for 7 weeks hasn't helped matters. I've ballooned out to 68kg, 182cm :) Will be some hard work getting back down to race weight.

[vifferman]

126 Kgs and 183cm tall just a little lad next to my son's
Your son's what? :confused:

[laserracer]

That cardiologist doesn't sound very professional. In any case, a lingering death from cancer isn't painful? The bloody treatment is bad enough. I know what I'd prefer of the two, and I also know I prefer living rather than wasting time with worry.

if you want to have a massive heart attack ...hey go ahead thats sweet with me:2thumbsup

[Max Preload]

if you want to have a massive heart attack ...hey go ahead thats sweet with me:2thumbsup

And if you want to die over many months in complete agony, that's sweet with me! :2thumbsup

[laserracer]

And if you want to die over many months in complete agony, that's sweet with me! :2thumbsup

the thing is.. i didnt say it ...YOU DID..

[Max Preload]

the thing is... I didn't say it ...YOU DID..

I never said you did say it, but just because you didn't say it doesn't mean you're going to live forever, McCloud... :bleh:

[laserracer]

I never said you did say it, but just because you didn't say it doesn't mean you're going to live forever, McCloud... :bleh:

with the amount of steel ive got in me,..:lol: im gonna give it a damn good shot:woohoo:its gonna be a disapointment for the mrs though:yes:

[Max Preload]

With the amount of steel I've got in me,..:lol: I'm gonna give it a damn good shot :woohoo: it's gonna be a disapointment for the mrs though :yes:

You a walking hardware outlet too? I've got a few screws in my face & a plate in my arm. Hell, I've even got some mesh under one of my eyes! :blink: I wonder how much all that shit weighs? :lol:

[laserracer]

Yep walking scrap metal yard :yes:,..even got 3 stents in my heart, titanium mesh , i think, but really tiny and specially coated so they dont block:woohoo:but hey im still a silly old bugger nothing makes me happier than
fanging along dirt road with the 426 tapped out:woohoo:mmmheaven

[St_Gabriel]

30.1

BMI of 39.5, heavy drinker/heavy smoker (and only ever done one chinup in me life :D)

No weight problem here... only ppl with problems with MY weight

I worked with a guy who had had a heart attack, he ate fuggin celery for lunch while I chowed down a pie, guess who enjoyed their meal more :)

I should also add, that I pity any bike I buy if I ever get around to it

[MsKABC]

Excellent, cheers :niceone:

21.5 me.

You are cuddly, aren't you? :hug:



Only by 0.1, apparently...

Who says I was talking about your BMI? I was referring to your sunny disposition and your warm personality that shines through in your posts :sunny: ;)

[Number One]

So has the FATTEST BASTARD of us all been identified yet???

:sherlock:

[Lias]

129kg / 188cm

[Dak]

6ft and 145kg, damn I love pies.

[Headbanger]

I love a good pie.

Had a pie and coffee from the service station for breakfast yesterday.

Service station pie and coffee for morning smoko.

Skipped lunch.

Afternoon smoko was a pie,from the servo.

Then for my evening meal I bought me the family size Chicken Korma and a cheese and garlic naan.


three pies and a curry...............mmmmmmmmmmmmm

[Hitcher]

three pies and a curry

It's nice to see you diligently discounting the calorific contribution of the cheese-and-garlic naan.

[The Lone Rider]

This thread makes me feel not to bad.

6 foot 1 (thats what.. 188cm?) and 120kg before Christmas when I last weighed myself.

Not to bad I guess. :P

[<Rhino>]

Fuggin peewee's the lot of you -6ft and 150kg here. My bike has learnt to talk when I get on and ride it. Crusing down the road reving up -I'm sure it the engine noise sounds like..... geeeeeeeeett tut tut tut (twist a bit more) ooffoffffffffff pfftttt oofffffff (full throat) meeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

I'm the bloke that looks like his arse has swallowed a ho-bag. And my expemtion was declined.

[Max Preload]

three pies and a curry...............mmmmmmmmmmmmm

Now THAT'S living!