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dpex
4th January 2009, 18:27
One gets a lot of time to mooch around between races on race-days, thus the observant get to see many really quite interesting sights, and talk to many interesting people.

The following comprises just some snap-shots of what I have seen and heard.

One of the recent best was watching Jrandom trying to get his leathers 'over' a rather-too-small coat...I gather the idea was to keep him a bit dry during the 3-hour at Taupo. It was pissing down at the time.

But then I saw Ray Clee (Ithink it was him) ambling up to the start-grid at Puke, after the WU round. He was sitting bolt-upright, hands in his lap, just so. He had the idle level way up and was doing about 5/7Ks. I was mightily impressed with his balance.

Then there was the Cemetery Races. Unbelievable speeds those dudes go at. But the real kicker for me was seeing Shaun come blasting up the short straight into the cemetery, in the lead! For those who don't know, Shaun was pronounced DOA after his last bin. To come back from that, and to be in the lead into the cemetery, was just something else again.

But then came his second race. He was holding second. He and the leader roared into the cemetery and some dude came up the straight behind and spluttered to a stand-still, about halfway up the hill.

His bike decided a retry was in order. Sure enough it started. He just pulled out onto the track, right between the leader and Shaun, who had just come around again. How Shaun managed to not hit the dill is beyond my imagination. Had he hit him, he may well have replicated his last bmajor bin.

Da man has the skill!

Then there was watching Stroudy and Gareth Jones fighting it out at taupo. Seeing those two take turn 3 and 4, at the speeds they achieved thrilled me and made me realise that pure talent is an awesome thing to see.

I got much the same buzz when I watched 10 year-old, Sarah McCracken play her violin in Auckland's Town Hall, as a fund-raiser to pay for her two-year sojourn to the Yudi Menhuin school of music. She was talent from the tip of her little blonde head to her toes.

I adore watching talented people do their thing.

But then there's the awesome site of watching almost solo competitors pull their bike almost to bits between rounds, to repair some observed fault, or make something better.

Watching the sponsored teams ripping a bike to bits then rebuilding it, all in the space of half an hour, is just something else again.

I'm fizzing at my new-found ability to find and clean my carbs!

Then along comes a dude with 5Kgs of Paua fritter-mix, 50Kgs of venison, and a spit-roaster complete with a wild pig, and sausages for Africa. All free! Just him wanting to make the race-day complete....and don't forget the free beers.

This happened at Taupo...Sadly, my lovely turned up at about the time the venison was due for the fry. And hour later, having erected her tent and got matters just the way 'she' wanted them, the Venison was gone. :--((((

Then there's the amazing array of gear which so many carry. Even on track-days dudes turn up with tyre-warmers. My tyre-warmer is the sun, and a bit of an ever-increasing blast around the warm-up lap. :--((

You can wander into any pit you choose and just listen to guys talking about nicking a 10th of second here, and 2/10ths there. You watch them micro tyre pressures. 'We gotta get a 4PSI rise after the run, so 28.615 in the front, and 23.781 in the back seems the go.'

"Eh? I think my tryes are somewhere around 30/26...more or less. Near enough.' I hope, think."

But then there's the sound of massed bikes reving up for the start of the clash. It all just makes me admire the genius of mankind; designers and builders of bikes who can make something which can rev to that level and still stay in one piece. It's like watching the grace of a 747 passing by.

What level of intelligence is required to design and build something which carries God knows how many tonnes of metal and people defying gravity with such grace? Way beyond mine.

A kicker for me was watching Stroudy and Ray Clee muck it out at Puke. They went into Jenian at speeds I can't even begin to comprehend...and came out the other end still on two wheels! I watched Stroudy overtake Clee in that turn! And they were doing like 200-something.

I thought I was brave getting through at 140!

But the real kicker, for me, is to be a part of it.

I don't give a big rats arse about coming last or first, or fifth, or ninth.

Just to be there, a part of this amazing scene is, in itself the buzz.

The people.....every last one of them, riders and supporters and the organisers ...are damned fine folk. I have yet to meet one...although I have heard some rumblings, as you do... who isn't a solid, down-to-earth bod.

Fuck me. At the cemetery Race, Brian Bernard hustled in beside me and said, 'Gidday Dave. Good ay, huh. Would you mind if I took your place? I need to give Gareth a signal.'

I'd met the guy once, at the training day at Manfield. And like I'm the originally nobody in the racing-biker world, and he remembered my name!?

Could I just step aside for a moment while he signals Gareth1?

I felt like Prince Rainier himself had remembered me from a long forgotten piss-up.

Then there was the TD at Puke where a knob-jockey lost the plot and binned at the hairpin. It was a TD for heavens sakes! He came back on the hearse, looking really sad. He'd pushed beyond, for no reason, and wrecked his bike. He was due to tour the South Island the week after. Nup! Ego fucked him over. I absorbed his position and thought long and hard about my own attitude. Twas a good lesson.

You see all this stuff, if you watch closely, and way much more. I could write a book about what I've seen in just the last six months (my entire time from buying YZF from Frosty, till now).

It's just wonderful stuff. And to be a part of it? Even at my level of incompetence is? I just....I can't think of a suitable adjective.

Save to say, I want a whole lot more of it.

And isn't reading this a whole lot better than reading folk bitching at each other?

It's just such good shit to be involved, in some way, in track or race-days.

kiwifruit
4th January 2009, 18:38
I recon we give you your own forum section, dpex.

Are you coming to the trackday on the 17th?

dpex
4th January 2009, 18:59
I recon we give you your own forum section, dpex.

Are you coming to the trackday on the 17th?

You can bet your sweet arse I am.

I need all I can get to put those two worrisonme knob-jockeys behind me. Aka Random and Sinfull.

They cheat, ya know. They turn up on big, modern bikes and pretend ole' Zimmerframe is up to it.

Well, we is. Me and Zimmer.

I need to find just two seconds on Willie, so I can catch up and flick his kill-switch on the straights.

Jrandom? Hmmm. I might have to sneakily let his tyres down.

kiwifruit
4th January 2009, 19:08
your sweet arse

you've been drinking, haven't you

and, your bike IS modern!

dpex
5th January 2009, 06:28
you've been drinking, haven't you

and, your bike IS modern!

Thanks for the attempted encouragement, but the fact remains, my bike was modern when the Dead Sea was still only seriously ill.

However, hopes are affoot to have some fast remedials done about the disappeared HP.:--))

Shaun
5th January 2009, 07:17
Thanks for the compliment Dpex

sinfull
5th January 2009, 07:41
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I need to find just two seconds on Willie, so I can catch up and flick his kill-switch on the straights.

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Thats that switch dissabled !
Nice write up David ! Tis terrible, the waiting aye ? 5 more sleeps just 5 sleeps !

And whats this talk of extra hp ? That would be so unfair !

sidecar bob
5th January 2009, 08:06
Then along comes a dude with 5Kgs of Paua fritter-mix, 50Kgs of venison, and a spit-roaster complete with a wild pig, and sausages for Africa. All free! Just him wanting to make the race-day complete....and don't forget the free beers.


The guy you refer to is Burt Wolland (burtsidecar16 on here) He has the green sidecar painted up like a Spitfire fighter aircraft. Usually accompanied by wife Tara & brother Tim, who were unfortunately absent at Taupo.
These two blokes shoot a pig, deer or sheep, do contra deals with their local iwi grow the vegetables & butcher the meat & organise the whole damn lot so everyone can have a good time.
They are assisted by resident sidecar association chef Paul Fane, Ex swinger & son of sidecar racer Barry Fane, & also by ex swinger Dion Weedon who also knows a thing or two about hunting & food preparation.
All good bastards without equal that deserve a huge thanks for the effort they made on everyones behalf.

scrivy
5th January 2009, 09:00
All good bastards without equal that deserve a huge thanks for the effort they made on everyones behalf.

SHITE BOB - NEVER A TRUER WORD SPOKEN FROM YOU...... :yes:


That 'gift' is making its way to Bert tomorrow. He bloody deserves it!!

Bert and co. are what make the sidecar association a family!

If anybody deserves a good bastard award, it's Bert!! :first:

dpex
5th January 2009, 14:17
The guy you refer to is Burt Wolland (burtsidecar16 on here) He has the green sidecar painted up like a Spitfire fighter aircraft. Usually accompanied by wife Tara & brother Tim, who were unfortunately absent at Taupo.
These two blokes shoot a pig, deer or sheep, do contra deals with their local iwi grow the vegetables & butcher the meat & organise the whole damn lot so everyone can have a good time.
They are assisted by resident sidecar association chef Paul Fane, Ex swinger & son of sidecar racer Barry Fane, & also by ex swinger Dion Weedon who also knows a thing or two about hunting & food preparation.
All good bastards without equal that deserve a huge thanks for the effort they made on everyones behalf.

Thanks a whole lot for naming those folk, Sidecar. They deserve to have their names up in lights!

dpex
5th January 2009, 14:23
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Nice write up David ! Tis terrible, the waiting aye ? 5 more sleeps just 5 sleeps !

And whats this talk of extra hp ? That would be so unfair !

Oh well, never mind. Just have to resort to the old broomstick-through-the spokes trick.

As you say, the waiting is horrible. I'm gonna amble down to the National Park tomorrow. I've found the most amazing camping spot right next to a lake filled with large trout. There's a strip of sealed road which I presume is private. Upon that shall spend some time practicing my starting routine.

The routine, of course, sees me learning to lift the front wheel so I can walk all up and down yo ass. :--))


See ya Saturday, big boy.

sinfull
5th January 2009, 14:36
The routine, of course, sees me learning to lift the front wheel so I can walk all up and down yo ass. :--))


See ya Saturday, big boy.That ya will !!

Oh and ya seen me avatar aye lol will be sitting out qualifying just to ensure i'm behind ya at the start, rolling smokes to chuff on as i rip past ya in the sweeper !
Just spent the arvo swapping wheels on the two triumphs and as suspected they gone and made it bloody awkward to carry a spare set of rims grrrrr !
Best i go find me a bead breaker !

dpex
5th January 2009, 17:11
[QUOTE=sinfull;1876080]That ya will !!

Oh and ya seen me avatar aye lol will be sitting out qualifying just to ensure i'm behind ya at the start, rolling smokes to chuff on as i rip past ya in the sweeper !

You wish. Just wait till the four inch nails start pouring out of the secret bag as I lead you into the sweeper! And then the smelly old trout bodies coming at ya!:--))

You will have noticed that certain random ge'mun is being remarkably quiet about the task in hand. Strange really. That Moped of his looks pretty quick. I think it's 110.3 ccs...Something like that. Must be good for 100Ks off a cliff.

But look on the bright-sde. Can't get the head, rings, and valve-stem seals done in time. Can't get the flash new air-stuff in time, so....

A new set of plugs and some attidude. That's all I've got.....and of course, I'll have to cheat.

Did you know there are no rules about going cross-country on the track? Leastways none I can find. That means I might just have to go XC between the start of the sweeper and the straight. So long as I can manage to avoid those bloody boulder-patches which double up as aresting areas. :--))

dpex
5th January 2009, 17:16
Thanks for the compliment Dpex

Shaun, had the comment come from someone who could actually ride a bike with some measure of skill, then it would have been a compliment.

Coming from me it was simply a recounting of seeing a rider of quite extraordinary skill and unbelievable courage.

But it was fucking good to watch you handle both races the way you did.

As I said in the orginal post. I just adore watching pure talent doing its thing.

I've never had any of any great note, so vicarious pleasure is my only friend.

Looking forward to seeing you in action again.

You doing the PMCC series at Manfield?

jrandom
5th January 2009, 18:26
You will have noticed that certain random ge'mun is being remarkably quiet about the task in hand.

I shall let Betty do the talking.

:sunny:

CHOPPA
5th January 2009, 18:54
You should come to all the races do a big write up, well not big by your standards lol just average and send yhem into some mags :)

Kiwi Graham
5th January 2009, 19:55
Loved the observations, Its whats commonly known as getting the racing bug, even made me think about squeezing my festively enlarged bod back into my racing leathers. Saw them hanging there, then saw me in the mirror............:eek:

scrivy
5th January 2009, 20:15
I shall let Betty do the talking.

:sunny:

Mate, Betty did the 3 hour without breaking a sweat!! She don't need to do any more talking!! She's earned respect!!

dpex
5th January 2009, 20:41
I shall let Betty do the talking.

:sunny:

Well then. Let's hope the bottom on Betty's Boop is up to it. :--)))

dpex
5th January 2009, 20:46
Mate, Betty did the 3 hour without breaking a sweat!! She don't need to do any more talking!! She's earned respect!!

Scrivy, ya don't break a sweat when it's pissing down, and your master looks like a fucking lolipop on wheels. What ya do...if'n you're an inanimate machine with friends, is hide.:-))))))))))))))))))))))))))

jamiey
5th January 2009, 21:00
Loved the observations, Its whats commonly known as getting the racing bug, even made me think about squeezing my festively enlarged bod back into my racing leathers. Saw them hanging there, then saw me in the mirror............:eek:


In the immortal words of Mrs Doyle

AAAHH Go on, go on, go on, go on, go on

dpex
6th January 2009, 16:00
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Nice write up David ! Tis terrible, the waiting aye ? 5 more sleeps just 5 sleeps !

And whats this talk of extra hp ? That would be so unfair !

Let's just say its more in the right place. :--))

sinfull
6th January 2009, 18:24
Loved the observations, Its whats commonly known as getting the racing bug, even made me think about squeezing my festively enlarged bod back into my racing leathers. Saw them hanging there, then saw me in the mirror............:eek:
Awww ya big pussy !!! Did that work ?



to lead you into the sweeper, I'll have to cheat.

Did you know there are no rules about going cross-country on those bloody boulder-patches which double up as aresting areas.
Good thing that is, or you would be banned by now for breaking them so often !


Let's just say its more in the right place. :--))
Awwww so ya wont be there on saturday, Ya going horse riding ?