WHAT makes YOU HOT HOT HOT? [Archive]

Number One

5th January 2009, 10:12

SO there are currently two threads asking who the hottest of the hot is on here but well let's be honest we are not all size 8 supermodels yet that is NOT in my mind what makes you HOT.

I have good boobs, that's my physical trump card. When I am not fighting fair I get those puppies out to play - well by play I mean...put them on display :lol:

While as a physical characteristic boobies are of help I think what really makes ME hot is my honesty and passion. I wear my heart on my sleeve and while it regularly gets me in trouble I'd rather be that than a total hypocrite. The comment I get most often from others is that they generally know where they stand. I think that makes me hot...nothing that turns me off more than weak willed people who have no idea of who they are and try too hard to fit in.

SO what makes you hot? DO you have a particular feature or character trait that you think makes you HOT. Fess up - there are soo many kinds of hotness out there - let's recognise them!

BTW - yes I am bored and this is a welcome distraction from the other chores I should be doing :whistle:

MsKABC

5th January 2009, 10:18

Well I don't know if these characteristics make me hot or not, but what I find attractive in other people (men and women) are confidence, being skilled at something (anything), honesty, passion, a sense of humour, ability to laugh at themselves. Sexiness is about so much more than looks. For example, when I first met my husband, I didn't really even notice him - it wasn't until I got to know him just a little bit that I found him incredibly sexy. Don't get me wrong, he is a nice looking guy, just not the physical type I'm immediately drawn to (he's blonde & skinny).

Number One

5th January 2009, 10:19

(he's blonde & skinny).

I'd like to be blonde and skinny...actually no I'd just like to be skinny....ho hum - now how long till those pies are done? :whistle:

Badjelly

5th January 2009, 10:20

SO there are currently two threads asking who the hottest of the hot is on here but well let's be honest we are not all size 8 supermodels yet that is NOT in my mind what makes you HOT.

Blah blah blah

So I take it you are not size 8?

Number One

5th January 2009, 10:21

So I take it you are not size 8?
Somewhere inside me there is a size 8 lady screaming to get out and all that...you know how it goes ;)

portokiwi

5th January 2009, 10:22

no good with out pics:msn-wink::2thumbsup:dodge:

Tank

5th January 2009, 10:23

What makes me HOT?

My sense of humour and sharp wit.

If I had to rely on looks - Id be fucked (not literally - and therein lies the problem).

Number One

5th January 2009, 10:23

YOu want pics of me being total straight up or pics of the puppies out to play? :lol:

So what makes you hot sir?

prettybillie

5th January 2009, 10:24

Somewhere inside me there is a size 8 lady screaming to get out and all that...you know how it goes ;)

Oh come on - who wants to be a size 8? Size 8's have no boobs!!

MsKABC

5th January 2009, 10:24

I'd like to be blonde and skinny...actually no I'd just like to be skinny....ho hum - now how long till those pies are done? :whistle:

yeah, trouble is it makes him look really young - he is 2 years younger than me, but looks more than that. He is an old fart on the inside though :dodge: :lol:

portokiwi

5th January 2009, 10:24

I get hot burning my fingers trying to get the dam BBQ to start:lol:

MsKABC

5th January 2009, 10:25

Oh come on - who wants to be a size 8? Size 8's have no boobs!!

Unless they're silicon of course! :shutup:

Number One

5th January 2009, 10:26

Oh come on - who wants to be a size 8? Size 8's have no boobs!!
I remember a size 8 friend of mine...who did admittedly have a great arse..say her cross to bear was that she had a great arse because she had no tits.

I think I'd rather have a great arse frankly......

portokiwi

5th January 2009, 10:29

YOu want pics of me being total straight up or pics of the puppies out to play? :lol:

So what makes you hot sir?

mmmmmmmm I feel like I am going to get in big trouble here:lol:

Gubb

5th January 2009, 10:30

Somewhere inside me there is a size 8 lady screaming to get out and all that...you know how it goes ;)
It rubs the lotion on its skin, or else it gets the hose again.

I'm fucked in the looks department, and it's certainly not my charming personality that attracts people. Although many people seem to insist on rubbing my head for good luck.

Hitcher

5th January 2009, 10:31

I give good wallet.

portokiwi

5th January 2009, 10:31

I have been told I have a great ass :lol:

Fatjim

5th January 2009, 10:31

I've found having large balls has helped.

Number One

5th January 2009, 10:31

It puts the lotion on it's skin, or else it gets the hose again.

:lol: well she was rather tasty ;)

I give good wallet.

ooo stop it you are making me hot! :sunny:

Number One

5th January 2009, 10:32

I have been told I have a great ass :lol:

Good for you! Now where are your pics hmmmm

I've found having large balls has helped.

:rofl: do you have anything connected that ISN'T LARGE?

_Shrek_

5th January 2009, 10:39

Oh come on - who wants to be a size 8? Size 8's have no boobs!!

sorry lassie I think a size 8 with a 36 boob is ...... :whistle:

SO what makes you hot? DO you have a particular feature or character trait that you think makes you HOT. Fess up - there are soo many kinds of hotness out there - let's recognise them!

The bad boy thats hidden on the inside is what attracted Mrs Shrek :innocent:
& it was her legs that cought my eye & then I saw the rest of her :drool: size 10 & 24 years on she still a 10 & a babe :love:

Number One

5th January 2009, 10:43

sorry lassie I think a size 8 with a 36 boob is ...... :whistle:

Indeed - tits on a stick :lol:

The bad boy thats hidden on the inside is what attracted Mrs Shrek :innocent:
& it was her legs that cought my eye & then I saw the rest of her :drool: size 10 & 24 years on she still a 10 & a babe :love:

:niceone: I love hearing about people who years and years later still find each other hot hot hot

Big Dave

5th January 2009, 10:47

What made me hot for a girl is Brains.
I dig intelligent, powerful women.
They know how to use the rest of the equipment.

portokiwi

5th January 2009, 10:47

Yes this will get me in trouble lol.:pinch:mmmmm boobies

PrincessBandit

5th January 2009, 10:48

Oh come on - who wants to be a size 8? Size 8's have no boobs!!

I have seen bras for 10DD!!!! How's that for mis proportioned? No, that's not my size either, I'm purh-fectly proportioned!
Have been told a few times I have a cute bum. Oh and a nice smile. Hot? Nah, don't really think it applies to me. As you were.

Quasievil

5th January 2009, 10:48

Im Hot because Mum told me so.

Number One

5th January 2009, 10:49

What made me hot for a girl is Brains.
I dig intelligent, powerful women..
MMM me too!

Number One

5th January 2009, 10:50

Have been told a few times I have a cute bum. Oh and a nice smile. Hot? Nah, don't really think it applies to me. As you were.

YES IT DOES! You ride, you have a cute bum and a nice smile...sounds like some hotness to me! :yes:

Big Dave

5th January 2009, 10:53

Im Hot because Mum told me so.

How sad. Quazis mum lied to him. :-P

sugilite

5th January 2009, 10:54

Curves, give me curves!!! :love: :love: :love: :devil2:

Number One

5th January 2009, 10:55

How sad. Quazis mum lied to him. :-P
tee hee hee

Big Dave = Big Meanie ;)

Number One

5th January 2009, 10:55

Curves, give me curves!!! :love: :love: :love: :devil2:
What with Curves you think you'd be hotter?

ManDownUnder

5th January 2009, 10:56

What made me hot for a girl is Brains.
I dig intelligent, powerful women.

Bingo - add confidence, personality and a sense of humour and you nearly have the complete package. The X factor's the only extra - a bit of mischeif

Blossom

5th January 2009, 10:59

In my youth I was hot cause I had big boobs and I was a roadie/sound tech and guys are very attracted to whoever can get them into a gig. :whistle:
These days my cooking tends to be what makes me hot.. Although the boobies still get a bit of a look over.

Number One

5th January 2009, 11:04

These days my cooking tends to be what makes me hot.. Although the boobies still get a bit of a look over.

You go girl!!!

Quasievil

5th January 2009, 11:11

How sad. Quazis mum lied to him. :-P

But your Mum agreed, she said I was the hottest she eva had ..............to far ???:chase:

Trudes

5th January 2009, 11:12

I have seen bras for 10DD!!!! How's that for mis proportioned?
Ever noticed that that's what the "Bargain Bin" at undie stores are all full of??:rolleyes:

I think what makes me hot is that I'm me. Just me, don't pretend to be someone I'm not, that takes too much effort, rather just be me, I like me and enjoy spending time with me, so can't be too bad. That and I have been told I have nice boobs and can suck a tennis ball out of a garden hose... whatever that means!:msn-wink:
Oh BTW, Number One, I'm home, come round whenever you want. :)

Badjelly

5th January 2009, 11:13

Oh come on - who wants to be a size 8? Size 8's have no boobs!!

I take it you are not size 8, then?

sugilite

5th January 2009, 11:15

What with Curves you think you'd be hotter?
I don't have any of my own, thats why I need to find others that do :msn-wink:
edit: And I did put on 13 KG's last year, though only one person noticed at taupo, sniff!

Quasievil

5th January 2009, 11:18

That and I have been told I have nice boobs and can suck a tennis ball out of a garden hose... whatever that means!:msn-wink:
Oh BTW, Number One, I'm home, come round whenever you want. :)

MMMMmm Can we all come ova?

Trudes

5th January 2009, 11:21

I don't have any of my own, thats why I need to find others that do :msn-wink:
edit: And I did put on 13 KG's last year, though only one person noticed at taupo, sniff!

My goodness, if you'd told me I could've told you you looked fat!! (But then you might have said "so do you" and I would've cried!)

MsKABC

5th January 2009, 11:27

SO what makes you hot?

Ooooh, oooooh, I know, I know - my new Quasi leathers make me hot! At least my hubby thinks so :love:

Actually, they literally do make me hot when I'm wearing them around the house to break them in :lol:

So I guess another way of saying this is that Quasi makes me hot :blip: :shutup:

short-circuit

5th January 2009, 11:28

I'm fucked in the looks department, and it's certainly not my charming personality that attracts people. Although many people seem to insist on rubbing my head for good luck.

I must say I was attracted to what was between your legs last time I saw you - very white though.

laserracer

5th January 2009, 11:40

Well im sorta happy with my hottness .. nice pert breasts.. cute tight arse, long stubby fingers,only one problem im a guy:eek5:Yeah i know the breast thing .. im working on it
..who wants pert breasts ? with really large ones i can lick my own nipples:woohoo:

Usarka

5th January 2009, 11:45

I'm a cunt. Cunt's are hot.

mashman

5th January 2009, 11:53

Somewhere inside me there is a size 8 lady screaming to get out and all that...you know how it goes ;)

She's behind you, unclench and set her free!!!

Supposedly i'm a good listener and would make a great lesbian... In the real world i'm as shallow as hell and am will say anything to get into a woman knickers... :shifty:

Cheshire Cat

5th January 2009, 11:54

theres nothing wrong with being size 6 and having small boobs. big ones get in the way when you're riding! HA! :laugh:

madbikeboy

5th January 2009, 11:58

Intelligence, elegance, loyalty.

Also, a woman who can't be bowled over in 2 minutes of chat over drinks. A chase is good for the soul. Slappers are not where I'd invest my time.

Women spend too much time worrying about what you look like. A woman who is funny, smart, and comfortable in her own shoes is 10,000 times better than a skinny dumb tart who is a part time model.

I can't stand stupid people, least of all stupid women.

One more thing besides, but this is a family show. ;)

nudemetalz

5th January 2009, 12:00

What makes me hot, hot, hot is when I lean my kneecaps against the Moto Guzzi's cylinders heads :sweatdrop !!!

chanceyy

5th January 2009, 12:14

edit: And I did put on 13 KG's last year, though only one person noticed at taupo, sniff!

:Oi:13 kg :gob: where you hiding that ??? must be internal cause ya leathers dunna look tight :yes:

ohh wait its not winter with 5 or 6 layers under your leathers .. ok you might have gained a kilo or two :laugh:

Big Dave

5th January 2009, 12:16

But your Mum agreed, she said I was the hottest she eva had ..............to far ???:chase:

Nah - dish it out - expect it back.

NighthawkNZ

5th January 2009, 13:07

I'm just hot, because I am me... :rolleyes:

Pussy

5th January 2009, 13:07

I have seen bras for 10DD!!!! How's that for mis proportioned? No, that's not my size either, I'm purh-fectly proportioned!
Have been told a few times I have a cute bum. Oh and a nice smile. Hot? Nah, don't really think it applies to me. As you were.

AAANNND, you give GREAT phone too, PB! :D

XxKiTtiExX

5th January 2009, 13:12

Oh come on - who wants to be a size 8? Size 8's have no boobs!!

No boobs and proud of it :msn-wink:

NighthawkNZ

5th January 2009, 13:21

No boobs and proud of it :msn-wink:

boobies... :drool:

Xile

5th January 2009, 13:22

In my own taste, someone's hot when he/she doesn't know it..
they then don't play with it.. guess hot is charm in that sense...
Nice firm butt is hot hot hot on any boy :p

Number One

5th January 2009, 13:22

with really large ones i can lick my own nipples:woohoo:

That's right you can....:whistle:...oops I might've said too much....bah!

SO WHAT?!

Number One

5th January 2009, 13:23

BTW peeps...the question was NOT WHAT DO YOU FIND HOT...BUT...WHAT'S HOT ABOUT YOU...I get that the title probably confused you...sorry...actually no I am not...as you were

MsKABC

5th January 2009, 13:27

boobies... :drool:

So you blokes who say you like boobies, are you saying then that if a lady was fat, ugly, stupid & nasty, that you'd still like her if she had good boobs? C'mon, you must have some other criteria or benchmark surely?? :scratch: Tell us what they are!

Pussy

5th January 2009, 13:27

What makes ME hot? Dunno, you'll have to ask Gassit Girl... just be careful you don't break her white stick or trip over her labrador....

MsKABC

5th January 2009, 13:28

BTW peeps...the question was NOT WHAT DO YOU FIND HOT...BUT...WHAT'S HOT ABOUT YOU...I get that the title probably confused you...sorry...actually no I am not...as you were

So you blokes who say you like boobies, are you saying then that if a lady was fat, ugly, stupid & nasty, that you'd still like her if she had good boobs? C'mon, you must have some other criteria or benchmark surely?? :scratch: Tell us what they are!

Whoops, sorry for taking us off topic :spanking:

oldrider

5th January 2009, 13:32

I'm a cunt. Cunt's are hot.

They possibly loose some of their appeal when they get to your size though!

:calm: I couldn't resist that. :lol: John.

Number One

5th January 2009, 13:33

Whoops, sorry for taking us off topic :spanking:
NOT AT ALL! I just want to hear what people rate as their most attractive features or character traits.

It was refreshing to read that the boys aren't all about cute booties and tight arses and that brains and personality are recognised as hotness factors :niceone:

AlBundy

5th January 2009, 13:34

No boobs and proud of it :msn-wink:

Me thinks this is hot... Similar to your profile pic... Sorry, off topic...

MsKABC

5th January 2009, 13:35

It was refreshing to read that the boys aren't all about cute booties and tight arses and that brains and personality are recognised as hotness factors :niceone:

:yes: :yes: :yes: And I wonder if they even realise how sexy it is that they think that way? :clap:

Number One

5th January 2009, 13:36

:yes: :yes: :yes: And I wonder if they even realise how sexy it is that they think that way? :clap:
I concur!

All you guys who voted for brains and stuff that is not about physical appearance....YOU ARE HOT!!!

MsKABC

5th January 2009, 13:36

Me thinks this is hot... Similar to your profile pic...

Eeeeew! Do you like the infected skin around the piercings too? Sorry, not my cup o' tea, but each to their own I guess!

Number One

5th January 2009, 13:37

Me thinks this is hot... Similar to your profile pic...
OUCH!!!!

10 char

AlBundy

5th January 2009, 13:45

Eeeeew! Do you like the infected skin around the piercings too? Sorry, not my cup o' tea, but each to their own I guess!

OUCH!!!!

10 char

Lol... I have a thing for goth chicks too... Not tats though.

I'm as straight laced as they come....

I've been told I have a sexy voice, along with a good sense of humour... That's about all I can add, lol... Though, I was told I had a sexy ass by an older woman, once upon a twice...
I also have a perverted streak... This appeals to me somewhat... Some women may find it hot... Some may think I'm a freak, lol...

Dan Mapp

5th January 2009, 13:49

I must be hot all them cute ladies on the internet say I am (you know the ones that keep asking for your cerdit card number) lol :shit:

martybabe

5th January 2009, 13:51

If you know me or have seen the photos you may have to suspend your disbelief for a while when I tell you I was crucible hot as a young pup, girls and young women used to beat a path to my door and then very quickly beat a path away again.

I was a young man born into the way of Men from another era, I rode motorbikes, I drank a lot and I'd duke it out with three big Daves before sleepy time most days. Despite Johny Depp sending me begging letters for beauty tips, my hotness generally lasted a conversation or two before the ladies realised good looks alone are not what dreams are made of. Female friends? not a one, surprisingly.

What makes me hot now?, despite looking like I've gone one round too many with a pit-bull, a bald head and a face that looks like a road map in relief. At the age of 35 I met three wonderful women that let me into their world, slapped me about a lot and made me realise that women are people too, not only that but for the most part much better people than I would ever be.

I genuinely learnt how to see and talk to women as equals, twas the best year of my life and now as a fifty year old with sod all to offer in the hottie department, I have more women friends than ya can shake a stick at. Once they've got past the 'picking up their children and running off stage' they find a genuinely nice, sincere and decent bloke.

It took a long time coming but being someone that sincerely gives a fuck about other people has done more for me than a pretty face ever did.

Yours, Mr happy as a pig in shit hottie gentleman biker. :hug:

oldrider

5th January 2009, 13:54

BTW peeps...the question was NOT WHAT DO YOU FIND HOT...BUT...WHAT'S HOT ABOUT YOU...I get that the title probably confused you...sorry...actually no I am not...as you were

Well check my profile, see my age!

365 continuous 24 hour days of "69"! :eek:

Now that has just gotta be "HOT". :blip:

I rest my case. :shifty: John.

Number One

5th January 2009, 13:59

Well check my profile, see my age!

365 continuous 24 hour days of "69"! :eek:

Now that has just gotta be "HOT". :blip:

I rest my case. :shifty: John.
mmm an older gentleman..distinguished...experienced....:lol: yeah that's hot!

Clearly you were smart enough to survive this long :niceone:

madbikeboy

5th January 2009, 14:00

At the age of 35 I met three wonderful women that let me into their world, slapped me about a lot and made me realise that women are people too, not only that but for the most part much better people than I would ever be.

Bigamy is law that provides protection for men. What sane guy would want more than one woman?

Well, there was this one time, but that's different.

XxKiTtiExX

5th January 2009, 14:11

Me thinks this is hot... Similar to your profile pic... Sorry, off topic...

Oh how I agree :drool:

ManDownUnder

5th January 2009, 14:14

I concur!

All you guys who voted for brains and stuff that is not about physical appearance....YOU ARE HOT!!!

Why thanks - but if you extend that argument... it's only the women with those attributes ("brains and stuff") that would see things the way you do... It's very much a two way street but when it comes to attraction I've long held that people need to meet (meat?) in the middle... on the same point(ish) on a continuum from

* The it's as simple as the good feeling that comes from having a set of genitals the other uses/desires - (while they do the same)...
to
* The whole package - right up to and including brains, wit, charming company in polite company, and complimenting bedroom gymnastic abilities...

NighthawkNZ

5th January 2009, 14:15

So you blokes who say you like boobies, are you saying then that if a lady was fat, ugly, stupid & nasty, that you'd still like her if she had good boobs? C'mon, you must have some other criteria or benchmark surely?? :scratch: Tell us what they are!

where did I say that... I just said boobies :drool: I like boobies...

Me personally however, its the whole package deal... from looks, intelligence... personality, do we click, the way she carries herself... blah blah blah...

mmm an older gentleman..distinguished...experienced.... yeah that's hot!

to a degree same in the woman...

MsKABC

5th January 2009, 14:19

where did I say that... I just said boobies :drool: I like boobies...

Me personally however, its the whole package deal... from looks, intelligence... personality, do we click, the way she carries herself... blah blah blah...

to a degree same in the woman...

Okey dokey, fair enough. And I wasn't saying that you said you "only like boobies" ;)

The way someone carries themselves - yes I agree, posture is a biggie, if that's what you mean.

chanceyy

5th January 2009, 14:19

:cry: am not hot but I have some attributes :laugh:

nudemetalz

5th January 2009, 14:23

Well I firmly believe that Mrs Nudey is hot and that's that !!!!
The fact that she rides the Guzzi and also finds me hot is just an awse bonus !!
:yes:

AlBundy

5th January 2009, 14:24

Okey dokey, fair enough. And I wasn't saying that you said you "only like boobies" ;)

The way someone carries themselves - yes I agree, posture is a biggie, if that's what you mean.

Agreed with posture and how a lass carries herself. Some ladies just seem to float, that's attractive...

Eyes... Me likes eyes...

Yes, it's a package deal but to me eyes make a big part of it.

Doh, off topic again...

martybabe

5th January 2009, 14:32

What sane guy would want more than one woman?

.

:laugh: That would be me, One lover, many loved ones. :apint:

:cry: am not hot but I have some attributes :laugh:

Oh absolute testicles, I met you once only, your gorgeousness, kindness and friendliness shone like a god damn beacon, your as hot as they come!:love:

Badjelly

5th January 2009, 14:39

BTW peeps...the question was NOT WHAT DO YOU FIND HOT...BUT...WHAT'S HOT ABOUT YOU

You know, people used to say self-praise is no praise at all. That sounds very quaint in this age of relentless self-affirmation.

But, since you asked, I do have a nice bum, or so I've been told on more than one occasion.

Big Dave

5th January 2009, 14:50

WHAT'S HOT ABOUT YOU

How much time do you have?

laserracer

5th January 2009, 15:05

a sexy pair of feet is hot, a sexy pair of heels is hot, corns and bunnions are NOT,

XxKiTtiExX

5th January 2009, 15:11

corns and bunnions are not,

dammit!!!!!

Gwinch

5th January 2009, 15:11

PVC pants make me hot in the pants.

XxKiTtiExX

5th January 2009, 15:13

PVC pants make me hot in the pants.

pvc pants make you sweat like a rapist :buggerd:

laserracer

5th January 2009, 15:16

dammit!!!!!

with the exception ... if they are sexy corns and bunnions
then they are hot
hhmmm 6'' heels are hot , crocs are NOT

Headbanger

5th January 2009, 15:41

SO what makes you hot?

I'm fat, bald up top, hairy everywhere else, Buy my clothes at the warehouse, rarely wash, I'm broke, lazy, bad teeth, bad with money, Not very nice,not especially clever, about ready to give up looking for my special talent.

So yeah, Its the total package really.

scumdog

5th January 2009, 15:48

What makes me HOT?

My sense of humour and sharp wit.

If I had to rely on looks - Id be fucked (not literally - and therein lies the problem).

Me too.

That and my tactfulness.:whistle:

NOMIS

5th January 2009, 15:49

Oh come on - who wants to be a size 8? Size 8's have no boobs!!

Incorrect

My friend had a russian Girl friend she had the nicest pair i couldnt believe it she was a size 8, I new another girl who was a F cup and had to buy to diff bikinis the same style one for her boobs and another for down below she was a size 10.

Brownbikerbabe

5th January 2009, 15:49

LOL...you come up with the best threads!!

I don't consider myself hot...more like frozen solid...:cold:

what makes me hot?...mmmm....Choclate makes me hot! Lots and lots of chocolate covered things.:yes: YES, I WANT CHOCOLATE NOW!! But on a strict diet!

scumdog

5th January 2009, 15:51

AlBundy

5th January 2009, 15:52

PVC pants make me hot in the pants.

Please, for the love of all that is, was and will be, make that x-rated...

No blokes want to see that...:mad:

Trudes

5th January 2009, 16:04

MMMMmm Can we all come ova?

You can come if you bring my new leathers with you.;)

XxKiTtiExX

5th January 2009, 16:09

Please, for the love of all that is, was and will be, make that x-rated...

No blokes want to see that...:mad:

So posting tits and arse is ok? :lol:

Sully60

5th January 2009, 16:16

Trudes

5th January 2009, 16:19

I've been asked by the thread originator to post what I think makes me hot. To be honest I'm struggling, I mean where do I start?

Riding a 748 SPS in town makes me hot, from the arse up anyway!

But I must say my awesome sense of stylish footwear is waht truly makes me hawt!...

This post is just for my sister wife, what was that about bigamy?

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Gubb

5th January 2009, 16:20

It's the socks that do it.

I'd hit it.

Storm

5th January 2009, 16:28

"I like feet. I do not know why"-said in a spanish accent

Sully60

5th January 2009, 16:28

It's the socks that do it.

I'd hit it.

Normally my legs get all the attention, the socks must be the icing on the cake:yes:

Mom

5th January 2009, 16:30

Normally my legs get all the attention, the socks must be the icing on the cake:yes:

Dear God, did you have to post that pic? :drool:

Your sista wife best keep you close by side :yes:

Do you wear those socks in bed too? :rolleyes:

SARGE

5th January 2009, 16:32

my cheery personality and political correctness

Sully60

5th January 2009, 16:34

Do you wear those socks in bed too? :rolleyes:

For you Anne I'd wear them in the shower:blip:

PrincessBandit

5th January 2009, 16:36

PVC pants make me hot in the pants.

OMG Gwinch, what can i say. (Except that PVC items of clothing can make you very sweaty too, but then that's only what i've heard....)

laserracer

5th January 2009, 16:36

with the exception ... if they are sexy corns and bunnions
then they are hot
hhmmm 6'' heels are hot , crocs are NOT

SULLY60
HHHMMMMM let me think.............NOT......hairy legs too:sick:

ynot slow

5th January 2009, 16:37

Think from male perspective is the ability to say yes dear I'll do the dishes,vacuuming,you lie in bed I'll bring coffee to you.General doing what she who must be obeyed says to do.

And the ability to lie under pressure as in yes dear you're arse looks good in that,no I wasn't looking at her tits,what they aren't big tits yours are bigger.

Mom

5th January 2009, 16:38

For you Anne I'd wear them in the shower:blip:

awwwwwwwwww :o

Swoop

5th January 2009, 16:41

Blick leather. That will make anyone hot! (intentional double entendre)

All you guys who voted for brains and stuff that is not about physical appearance
Voted?
There is a poll???

oldrider

5th January 2009, 16:44

For you Anne I'd wear them in the shower:blip:

For you Anne, I would even shower! :love: John. :mellow:

Number One

5th January 2009, 17:05

But I must say my awesome sense of stylish footwear is what truly makes me hawt!...

ooo Behaaaaaaaave!

http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/picture.php?albumid=253&pictureid=5853

AlBundy

5th January 2009, 17:11

So posting tits and arse is ok? :lol:

Of course, as long as it's womens T&A...:shifty:

laserracer

5th January 2009, 17:43

ooo Behaaaaaaaave!

woohoo :woohoo::wari:now thats what im talkin about
a nice mummys girl

Mom

5th January 2009, 17:58

For you Anne, I would even shower! :love: John. :mellow:

awwwwwwww :o

You will keep :hug:

Sully60

5th January 2009, 18:45

To be serious, no I really mean it!

My cooking skills are the thing that makes me hot, it doesn't even matter if I'm not wearing my crocs, when I cook women circle around licking their lips in anticipation.

Anyone who can cook well and with passion is hot to me!
Cooking is like sharing love, and I love to share:hug:

Pussy

5th January 2009, 18:48

Number One

5th January 2009, 19:14

My cooking skills are the thing that makes me hot, it doesn't even matter if I'm not wearing my crocs, when I cook women circle around licking their lips in anticipation.
Dont forget those beautiful blue eyes, hard thighs, excellent James Hetfield impersonations and oooo when you do Nick Cave - come sail your ships around me...:niceone:

infact....http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/picture.php?albumid=253&pictureid=5974 :devil2:

alley cat

5th January 2009, 19:39

and oooo when you do Nick Cave - come sail your ships around me...:niceone:

Oh god that song is hot hot hot.

chester

5th January 2009, 19:54

chicks that ride bikes are hot :not:

Trudes

5th January 2009, 20:19

Geezus!! Get a room!!!:rolleyes: (or come to orgy night tomorrow!):lol:

Hitcher

5th January 2009, 20:36

(or come to orgy night tomorrow!)

Newlands. Sigh.

Trudes

5th January 2009, 20:39

Newlands. Sigh.

What? You mean you don't have orgy night in Ngaio? You know if you moved to Newlands you could bring Mrs H to orgy night.... she's just Number One's type!;)

_Shrek_

5th January 2009, 20:43

Well check my profile, see my age!

365 continuous 24 hour days of "69"! :eek:

Now that has just gotta be "HOT". :blip:

I rest my case. :shifty: John.

what happens when you turn seventy? or do you just fall off :rolleyes:

pixc

5th January 2009, 20:52

what makes me HOT HOT HOT...a really good HOT vindaloo - not unlike a free waxing the next morning :pinch:

NZsarge

5th January 2009, 20:55

I remember a size 8 friend of mine...who did admittedly have a great arse..say her cross to bear was that she had a great arse because she had no tits.

I think I'd rather have a great arse frankly......

Agreed, no tits but a juicy butt is much more preferable to me than the other way around.
Both is good though...:love::devil2:

Big Dave

5th January 2009, 20:59

Definition of confusion: Father's Day in Newlands

Pussy

5th January 2009, 21:14

No Dave... as posted by me a few years ago, it's Fathers Day in Te Kuiti

oldrider

5th January 2009, 21:25

what happens when you turn seventy? or do you just fall off :rolleyes:

When "69" has passed my next HOT year will be "96" but I am not holding my breath for that one! :doh: Stop asking embarrassing questions. :o John.

Little Miss Trouble

5th January 2009, 21:45

I have seen bras for 10DD!!!! How's that for mis proportioned? No, that's not my size either, I'm purh-fectly proportioned!
Have been told a few times I have a cute bum.

Oi! I am not dis-proportioned thanks very much:jerry: I'm curvy up top and down the bottom too :D

Ever noticed that that's what the "Bargain Bin" at undie stores are all full of??:rolleyes:

Undies sale? where?? :Offtopic:

I have big blue eyes that get alot of comment (too bad they ain't so good for seeing out of!) so I guess I'll add them to my list of good features

Big Dave

5th January 2009, 21:53

No Dave... as posted by me a few years ago, it's Fathers Day in Te Kuiti

As told to me in 1979 - Father's Day at Gage Brook (West Hobart)

Similar to:

I had a girlfriend in Hamilton - till she wrote me a John Deere letter. (was originally Wagga Wagga)

;-)

laserracer

5th January 2009, 22:00

As told to me is 1979 - Father's Day at Gage Brook (West Hobart)

Similar to:

I had a girlfriend in Hamilton - till she wrote me a John Deere letter. (was originally Wagga Wagga)

;-)

:2thumbsupjohn deere letter :lol::lol:

fire eyes

5th January 2009, 23:26

great thread Number One! :banana:

ohh what makes me hot .. my continual use of tact, diplomacy & encouragement :niceone:

Looks, arse and titty department? Always room for improvement but theres noooooo one in the world like me so I rock my own little world lol

When it comes to what do I consider hot in others .. thinkers are hot, confidence is sexy & damn hot (thats confidence without being a fukwit) individuality is hot, humour is hot! bike owners are hot! (my hotness radar is non-gender specific :drool:)

Big Dave

6th January 2009, 00:37

confidence is

I walked up to Erik Buell and said 'Stick with me son - I'll make you famous.'

:laugh:

FJRider

6th January 2009, 01:40

Me too.

That and my tactfulness.:whistle:

Don't forget the modesty... :rolleyes:

FJRider

6th January 2009, 01:43

what happens when you turn seventy? or do you just fall off :rolleyes:

Time then to change ends...:wari:

Number One

6th January 2009, 07:12

Geezus!! Get a room!!!:rolleyes: (or come to orgy night tomorrow!):lol:

WE got a room AND I will see you for orgy night tonight :hug:

you could bring Mrs H to orgy night.... she's just Number One's type!;)

http://blog.pharmalive.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/o_rly.jpg

jrandom

6th January 2009, 07:13

Somewhere inside me there is a size 8 lady screaming to get out

Still screaming? I would've thought she'd be digested by now.

Number One

6th January 2009, 07:18

Still screaming? I would've thought she'd be digested by now.
She was very stringy and tough - the old juices will take a good while to disolve that ;)

MsKABC

6th January 2009, 08:15

She was very stringy and tough

As skinny birds tend to be ;)

Stirts

6th January 2009, 10:37

Hmmmmm I don't consider myself hot, but I do this thing with my eyebrow that seems to get alot of comments, and to be honest in all sorts of trouble. I really care for people, am a big softy actually and will drop everything for someone who is need.

What I think is hot/sexy in others is how they hold themselves, their confidence and how comfortable they are in their own skin. That is what makes me HOT for someone!!

bikerboy011

6th January 2009, 10:55

Hmmm my physique

laserracer

6th January 2009, 10:56

I can do that eyebrow thing.. make my mono brow move like a caterpillar:whistle:.. we talking the brow on my face ..right ??.. my other brow just sits there.. like a bush after a forest fire :eek:

vifferman

6th January 2009, 11:04

Riding in stop-start traffic on a very hot day, in full gear, with the VFR's fan blowing hot air out onto me.

portokiwi

6th January 2009, 11:09

Eyes have allways been a big factor:eek:

ManDownUnder

6th January 2009, 11:13

My total lack of ego. When that's fixed I'll be perfect!

Max Preload

6th January 2009, 12:51

...will drop everything for someone who is need.

Ya might want to re-phrase that... :lol:

Lias

6th January 2009, 15:37

I have good boobs, that's my physical trump card.

My memorys failing me in my old age so I reckon you should post pics of em for us to judge :-P T'other half might get cranky thou!

I've found having large balls has helped.

Me too, but it's not generally something that you see when your making an initial impression... generally..

Good for you! Now where are your pics hmmmm

See above!

Im Hot because Mum told me so.

I'm afriad she lied, or she was talking about mrs quasi! PS: I stalked your wife at teh airport a few weeks ago! I saw her name badge when she checked me in and I was like "Hey your quasi's wife!" and she was all "who the fuck are you weird guy!

I'm a cunt. Cunt's are hot.

In my somewhat extensive experience most of them are fucking ugly things, but quite fun to play with!

No boobs and proud of it :msn-wink:

And still quite tasty in a skinny goth wench sort of way

PVC pants make me hot in the pants.

PVC pants are a fashion crime, which should be punishable by death imho.

As for my hot quality, I used to get alot of girls liking the whole badboy thing, but now i'm older and wiser and remarkably less violent I'd have to say my stunning intellect.. whats left of it.

Number One

6th January 2009, 16:54

My memorys failing me in my old age so I reckon you should post pics of em for us to judge :-P T'other half might get cranky thou!

Yeah!

NAH! :rofl:

Maha

6th January 2009, 17:02

My total lack of ego. When that's fixed I'll be perfect!

Stand in line you prick, mines bigger than yours....:eek:

ManDownUnder

6th January 2009, 17:38

Stand in line you prick, mines bigger than yours....:eek:

Yeah but you ride a H...ang about...

fire eyes

6th January 2009, 17:59

thats hotttttttttttttttttttttttttttt :first:

XxKiTtiExX

6th January 2009, 20:23

and still quite tasty in a skinny emo wench sort of way

music to my ears

Gwinch

6th January 2009, 23:24

To be completely honest, I'm surprised no-one has posted a picture of their junk after seeing what this thread and the other gender-specific ones have regressed to. Perhaps we should start another thread for it? Anyone man (or woman) enough for this?

slowpoke

9th January 2009, 01:54

While as a physical characteristic boobies are of help I think what really makes ME hot is my honesty and passion.

Hmmmm, none of this is directed at you in particular #1, we all know how special you are. Honesty in itself is an admirable trait but without tact and thoughtfulness it can be brutal and callous. Of itself it sounds good but as with physical attractiveness it all comes down to how you use it. Honesty as with physical beauty is most effective when combined with subtlety.

Passion? Passion for what? Doesn't it depend on whether you have respect or interest in what the other person is passionate about?

What made me hot for a girl is Brains.
I dig intelligent, powerful women.
They know how to use the rest of the equipment.

Margaret Thatcher? Helen Clark? Somewhere there's a therapists couch with your name on it big fella.....

There's something not quite right about talking yourself up I reckon, so I'm staying well clear of that. As for what get's me hot under the belt buckle....

1. Not just a sense of humour but being able to laugh at yourself as much as other people/things.
2. A great smile that makes me want to smile too.
3. Courage/curiousity/fearlessness to explore beyond the mundane.
4. A high EQ (emotional intelligence)
Etc etc

The physical stuff is much harder to define. Lush curves can be just as alluring as a wee waif of a thing, dusky skin as irresistable as porcelain perfection, tumbling tresses as eye catching as a cheeky impish short cut, knowing/confident maturity as attractive as the freshness of youth etc etc. It's all about how it's presented and carried. Regardless of how beautiful a person is though, if they cross the line from quiet confidence to arrogance then they leave me cold.

Number One

9th January 2009, 07:15

Hmmmm, none of this is directed at you in particular #1, we all know how special you are.

Yeah...I'm real special me :rofl:

Honesty in itself is an admirable trait but without tact and thoughtfulness it can be brutal and callous. Of itself it sounds good but as with physical attractiveness it all comes down to how you use it. Honesty as with physical beauty is most effective when combined with subtlety.

Agree completely - there is a line to be drawn between being brutally honest and being 'kind and considerate of others'

Passion? Passion for what? Doesn't it depend on whether you have respect or interest in what the other person is passionate about?

I didn't elaborate on what I meant here so I shall now. What I mean by passion is *energy and enthusiasm for whatever you do*. I believe that you get out what you put in...in everything ;) Nothing I hate more than people who sulk - you know they didn't really want to do whatever it is and so they come along seemingly with the intent to ensure that no one else enjoys themselves...BIG TURN OFF! BTW - I DIDN'T mean in the 'between the sheets kind of way'.

There's something not quite right about talking yourself up

This stereotypical Kiwi attitude is a real shame I reckon! We all spend so much time doubting ourselves and trying to be 'better people' and comparing ourselves to others that I think we forget to take stock and recognise the things that make us great! The other thing I find a bit sad about this is that we also find it SO easy to tear others down...the old tall poppy syndrome or kiwi knocking machine or whatever the term is these days. We seem conditioned to recognise all the bad stuff...yet when you ask people what their strengths are they struggle....this thread was about recognising what's good and great in each of us. It's ok to pat yourself on the back now and then - I won't call you a wanker ;)

1. Not just a sense of humour but being able to laugh at yourself as much as other people/things.
2. A great smile that makes me want to smile too.
3. Courage/curiousity/fearlessness to explore beyond the mundane.
4. A high EQ (emotional intelligence)
Etc etc

The physical stuff is much harder to define. Lush curves can be just as alluring as a wee waif of a thing, dusky skin as irresistable as porcelain perfection, tumbling tresses as eye catching as a cheeky impish short cut, knowing/confident maturity as attractive as the freshness of youth etc etc. It's all about how it's presented and carried. Regardless of how beautiful a person is though, if they cross the line from quiet confidence to arrogance then they leave me cold.

+100 to all that :yes:

jrandom

9th January 2009, 07:25

Lush curves can be just as alluring as a wee waif of a thing...

Define 'lush curves'. Sounds like code for 'fat' to me.

Then again, I'm not a boob man.

It's ok to pat yourself on the back now and then...

I can't reach. Can I just pat myself on the arse?

Number One

9th January 2009, 07:27

I can't reach. Can I just pat myself on the arse?

Sure why not :sunny: whatever pushes your trolley

Curious_AJ

9th January 2009, 18:48

what makes me hot??

the fact I'm an utter idiot at times but can totally laugh at myself...

and my sass ;)

and of course my hockey legs... what guy doesnt like a girl with muscular legs??

Fred Dagg

9th January 2009, 20:42

Hmm wot makes me HOT HOT HOT? Currently that would have to be me, myself and I, under the covers at night - ALONE (my only option!):devil2::love:
The sound of the deep throated roar of bikes cruizing the highway!!?? GOD that gets me hot!!:ride:
'Man Candy' group - that makes me really hot! and helps with under covers at night!:love:
If you wanna judge me...I have a great smile, usually a nice person, intelligent, not bad boobs for my age, and truly have potential to be 'hot' (with a bit more exercise), and my wish is to 'grow old disgracefully'!

jrandom

9th January 2009, 20:52

This goddamn weather is making me hot.

Might have something to do with my lush curves.

Number One

9th January 2009, 20:53

This goddamn weather is making me hot.

Might have something to do with my lush curves.
:lol: *lush curves* isn't that code for fat?

Yeah it's pretty warm here too I luv it...get to walk around (in the house) in the nudey - I am naked as I type HAHAHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

No I'm not really I just wanted to make you vomit a little inside your mouth :devil2:

jrandom

9th January 2009, 20:54

:lol: *lush curves* isn't that code for fat?

You learn fast.

I am naked as I type

brb, masty.

S'aiight, I was naked in bed PM'ing you just the other night, y'know.

Trudes

9th January 2009, 21:03

Now I sicked up a little in my mouth!!:sick: I liked it better when you two argued!!!

Number One

9th January 2009, 21:06

S'aiight, I was naked in bed PM'ing you just the other night, y'know.

That's ok I was in the middle of giving Sully a hand job - your PM's weren't the only things making him giggle :devil2:

Now I sicked up a little in my mouth!!:sick: I liked it better when you two argued!!!

We still do but now and then we laugh too - anyway T you know I love you the mostest out of everyone...except Sully and Sully One of course :sunny:

jrandom

9th January 2009, 21:13

That's ok I was in the middle of giving Sully a hand job...

Good lord. If Jody hadn't already been snoring her head off, we could've had some form of internet orgy.

In related musings, has anyone ever used baby oil (http://www.johnsonsbaby.com/product.do?id=35) on an actual baby? I'm pretty sure it's just marketed that way as some kind of joke; I mean, surely they know what's really done with 99% of it.

How about that web page, eh? 'Baby massage'. Pfft. I tried that shit. The little toerags just wriggled and squawked.

Of course, now that they're older and considerably more of a pain in the arse to massage, it's become the most powerful tool I have to get them to shut up and go to sleep at night.

Apart from hotboxing their bedrooms, of course.

Number One

9th January 2009, 21:45

Good lord. If Jody hadn't already been snoring her head off, we could've had some form of internet orgy.

NO way man.

Kendog and Trudes will be our first if we ever go THERE :shutup:

Hitcher

9th January 2009, 21:47

What happens in Newlands, stays in Newlands. Thank god.

Number One

9th January 2009, 21:51

What happens in Newlands, stays in Newlands. Thank god.
:blip: that's right :lol: They must be in bed already :devil2: they aren't biting :laugh:

Pussy

9th January 2009, 21:52

:blip: that's right :lol: They must be in bed already :devil2: they aren't biting :laugh:

They might be in bed AND biting....

Number One

9th January 2009, 21:55

They might be in bed AND biting....
Dirty bastidges! Nah, good on them they are married after all. We are sitting here Sully is crashing cars into stuff on XBox and I am here ...wiiiiide awake :blink:

slowpoke

9th January 2009, 23:51

Define 'lush curves'. Sounds like code for 'fat' to me.

From a bloke riding an Oprah Winfrey sized bike it's kinda funny that you don't like a little more than the minimum...

From Nigella Lawson's "lush curves" to Natalie Portman's petiteness there is no generic stereotype for beauty in my book, they are completely different body types but both are attractive.

gatch

10th January 2009, 00:38

ha nigellas just hot because she will cook you a fantastic meal after shining your helmet..

what makes me hot ? my friends and family are foremost, i am not confused about my sexuality, i look after my body and it shows :D im not afraid to be myself, i love my work and am getting better at it with every passing day, i rides bikes and love tattoos, and love combining food and sex..

whats hot in a woman ? you cant objectify one particular trait and say yeah thats it, could be anything, as obvious as fantastic cleavage, or subtle as a sly comment that resonates within your own sense of humor..