Stunt riders

[gav]

Say what you like but this is how it should be done. This is world class without a doubt. Wish I could do this shit? White Trash, heres what you need to do. THis is from basically the 2004 world champs of stuntriding, farking awesome!!
http://famille.sanso.free.fr/Videos/streetfighterday2004-v1HR.wmv

[Waylander]

Damn that's some crazy riding!!!! If I ever work up the courage to pull a wheelie or an endo I think I will be happy with that, cause I highly doubt I will ever have the guts to do half the shyte they do there. I would still watch others do it though.:2thumbsup The guy playin the sax while riding is just classic. Can't wait to see WT try to pull that one off with the guitar.

[White trash]

I can already play the Saxamaphone, Gav. What are you talking about?!

Fuckin stunning skills though, to ride like that, with that much control takes some unbelievable talent.

Shit, I'm in awe!

[Sniper]

Wow <--- (Have to write more so it would enter)

[Blakamin]

friggin cool!!!!
does that mean WT should mount one of those bars on the tail???

[bugjuice]

that's unreal.. I'd love to have half the skill of those guys..
I'd give me right nut to have balls to do that!! Well worth the 40mb download!

Is anything like this ever done in NZ?

[vifferman]

Damn that's some crazy riding!!!! If I ever work up the courage to pull a wheelie or an endo I think I will be happy with that, cause I highly doubt I will ever have the guts to do half the shyte they do there.
I thought an "endo" was where you crashed and went end-over-end? :spudwhat:

[vifferman]

I'd give me right nut to have balls to do that!! Well worth the 40mb download!
Haven't you already given your left nut in a previous testicular-enhancement trade? So what - you've now got four testicles? :spudwhat: Or is it still only three?

[bugjuice]

I thought an "endo" was where you crashed and went end-over-end? :spudwhat:
pommy expression. Same as a stoppie. Pommies go tits up etc.. head/tits over heals.. Don't know what it is with poms and tits.. :yeah:
may be cos a lot of blokes over there have their own..?

[bugjuice]

Haven't you already given your left nut in a previous testicular-enhancement trade? So what - you've now got four testicles? :spudwhat: Or is it still only three?
was three, but I think another is growing.. Doc says I have a high bodily reproduction/repair rate.. so like a lizard, I can grow extra bits after loosing them. Thus, I can throw balls around and be ok (hell, any ZX6 rider can tell you that the seat takes balls away).. I can go balls out, and come back smilin :2thumbsup
I'm glad you've been following my bollockular movement tho, least someone's keeping track of them

[Biff]

Don't know what it is with poms and tits.. :yeah:
may be cos a lot of blokes over there have their own..?

Hey Bug - your magazine has arrived. :niceone:

[bugjuice]

Hey Bug - your magazine has arrived,
sweet, cheers.. can't wait to see this months' centre fold..

[Blakamin]

we used to use "endo" in the BMX days in aus (early 80's)... along with "mono" coz most dicks-wif-no-farqin-clue refer to burnouts as "wheelies" (same as here actually)

[bugjuice]

how can a burnout be a wheelie..?? doesn't even logically work out
oh look, I should be workin..

[White trash]

Is anything like this ever done in NZ?

Workin' on it but we'll need a little more practice to get to that level.......

[Blakamin]

how can a burnout be a wheelie..?? doesn't even logically work out
oh look, I should be workin..
fucked if I know.... thats what old people around here (and some other places) call "sustained loss of traction" :spudwhat:

[bugjuice]

fucked if I know.... thats what old people around here (and some other places) call "sustained loss of traction" :spudwhat:
lol.. can you imagine a boy racer pulling up to the lights and revving the tits off their car, then sayin to his mates, "yeah, I'm gonna sustain a loss of traction for some considerable amount of time, cos it makes me look real 'ard.."
doesn't quite have the same ring to it

hall whheel drive vehhhicle..

[Blakamin]

:killingme :killingme :killingme just picturing that, with the backwards cap.... :killingme :killingme

[Waylander]

Endo is what they call stoppies in the states cause when you f@ck up you go end-over-end. All I know is I can't do one yet.:confused:

[madboy]

Mate, I'm keening on learning wheelies and stoppies - if someone wants to run a course I'm right in... I assuming here that they'll supply bikes that you can wheelie - like the WT GSXR1000 would be a great learner bike :2thumbsup

[White trash]

I assuming here that they'll supply bikes that you can wheelie - like the WT GSXR1000 would be a great learner bike :2thumbsup

Hmmmmmm 146hp at the rear wrap, and about to be geared effectively 3 less on the front. I think not.

[Motoracer]

Hmmmmmm 146hp at the rear wrap, and about to be geared effectively 3 less on the front. I think not.

You nutter!!! :niceone:

[White trash]

You nutter!!! :niceone:


"It's not me officer, it's my leathers! They're MAAAAADDDDDD!"

[MrMelon]

I've got this big long..... Christian Pfeiffer video from that same event. I'll try and get some hosting and chuck it up.

[riffer]

I've got this big long..... Christian Pfeiffer video from that same event. I'll try and get some hosting and chuck it up.

Is that the one with the Ducati Monster and the two trials bikes - one of which has no front end below the top triple clamp?

Amazing!!!!!

:wari:

[MrMelon]

Is that the one with the Ducati Monster and the two trials bikes - one of which has no front end below the top triple clamp?

Amazing!!!!!

:wari:
Yeah that's the one, it's awesome!

[bugjuice]

Why don't we arrange to show some of this stuff at Quasi's rally in April..?
Quaz, can we get a huge TV sorted..??

[StoneChucker]

First of all, Fuck you for posting a 40MB file, and then all commenting on how amazing it is! Now, I HAVE to download it, on dial up :brick: :lol:

Secondly, MrMelon I now have a biological urge to see that video, and have my own copy.

Third, there's always some stupid shit at Rally's. Last year we watched some nutjob drive a stationwagon up a ramp, get heaps of air and land, breaking the car in two pretty much. :niceone:

Fourth, WT? Only 146HP? hahah, mate I wouldn't go around in public admitting THAT :shake: Still, I get you could call that sort of figure "cute" :2thumbsup

Lastly, wheelies (monos) are wicked. Can't wait till I can do decent ones. Endo's (stoppies) are not cool, they feel farking weird trying to practice and they sound like they're fucking up your bike when you land them (have a movie of a guy who's exhaust falls off when he lands one) (oh, yes I'd laugh at you WT if that happened)

[gav]

How keen is that pillion to lean back so far and scrape their helmet on the ground .......(intentionally) ???

[StoneChucker]

So, 2 hours 30 min later I've got myself the best stunting video I've ever seen. Holy crap those are some great wheelies! I especially like the swivelling ones, I think the winner Christian was the best at them. Really tight, almost pirouetting!

I guess that comes from YEARS of practice, and years of doing average wheelies. Still, it takes a strong desire to do that, to become that good.

[White trash]

Fourth, WT? Only 146HP? hahah, mate I wouldn't go around in public admitting THAT :shake: Still, I get you could call that sort of figure "cute" :2thumbsup



Why's that mate? Had the R1 dynoed? You'll be dissapointed my friend.

[StoneChucker]

Why's that mate? Had the R1 dynoed? You'll be dissapointed my friend.
160 I hear, assbandit

[White trash]

160 I hear, assbandit

Got a chart, Knobgobbler?

[bugjuice]

hey, ladies - hate to spoil the fun, but I found this (http://www.motorbikes.be/en/compare/3850/4129/). Not sure how well their credentials hold up, and where they attained their data, and how acurate it is, but might be right...

[カワサキキド]

That was well worth the download, but I liked 'lilmadcow' better.
7.5/10

[StoneChucker]

hey, ladies - hate to spoil the fun, but I found this (http://www.motorbikes.be/en/compare/3850/4129/). Not sure how well their credentials hold up, and where they attained their data, and how acurate it is, but might be right...
I'm 0.8 inches longer than WT! :niceone:

[White trash]

..... and 0.8 meters rounder.

[bugjuice]

it's not the size, it's what you do with it..

[Hitcher]

..... and 0.8 meters rounder.
I hope that's not aimed at all of the "fuller-figured" gents around here...

Be warned. I have a thesaurus. And I know how to use it!

[White trash]

Be warned. I have a thesaurus. And I know how to use it!

That's OK. I have a Sprint ST coming and did you see this? (http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php?t=9012)

[Hitcher]

That's OK. I have a Sprint ST coming and did you see this? (http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php?t=9012)
Hmmm. New Triumph Sprint ST. [pants, breathlessly]

What colour's my one?

[White trash]

Ummmmm ........ I forget which colour you liked!

Some salesman.

[jrandom]

Ummmmm ........ I forget which colour you liked!

He likes blue.

Even *I* remembered that.

Can I have that sales job, now?

[Biff]

Hmmm. New Triumph Sprint ST. [pants, breathlessly]

What colour's my one?

Form an orderly queue behind me please Mr H.

[White trash]

He likes blue.

Even *I* remembered that.

Can I have that sales job, now?

I assure you mate, remembering colours is the least of my worries at the moment.

And "no". We've filled the position.

[jrandom]

And "no". We've filled the position.

Well... need any typists?

[White trash]

Well... need any typists?

Someone in another thread was looking for a gardner? We could do with a T-shirt dispatch controler maybe.

That's all sorted by the way, Sue attacked me when I was drinking and put the hard word on.

[jrandom]

That's all sorted by the way, Sue attacked me when I was drinking and put the hard word on.

Hmmm. Not sure if that's going to do the trick; I arksed her for it when she got back just now, and she mumbled something about having needed it to wrap some muffler being couriered somewhere. The saga continues...

Might just have to come down there and beat a T-shirt out of y'all. And trade my Zeal in on a Speed III :whistle:

[White trash]

Hmmm. Not sure if that's going to do the trick; I arksed her for it when she got back just now, and she mumbled something about having needed it to wrap some muffler being couriered somewhere. The saga continues...


No fear of that mate, I forgot to send her muffler! You just reminded me!

Oh the irony...

[StoneChucker]

..... and 0.8 meters rounder.
ANYONE is 0.anything rounder than you mate.....

Go eat a pie! hahaha

:niceone: