You know what really shits me?

[White trash]

I'll tell ya.

People that refer to the orange 1969 Dodge Charger sporting the Confederate Flag in the fantastic series, The Dukes Of Hazard, as "The General Lee".

People! It was named after General Robert E. Lee. The car is called "General Lee" for Christs sake. If you must abbreviate, please refer to the car as "The General".

Another thing that pisses me off slightly, is nine year olds that call you a dork for watching the a/m tv series.

Thank you for your time and consideration.

Oh yeah.


The South will rise again

[TerminalAddict]

generally ??

[Tank]

You know what pisses me off?

I watched TV the other night and that had "Daisy Duke" from the series on.

The number of masties I've had over the years thinking of her must be in the 000's.

And guess what - she's now a HUGE ass moose - and that pisses me of.

[White trash]

You know what pisses me off?

I watched TV the other night and that had "Daisy Duke" from the series on.

The number of masties I've had over the years thinking of her must be in the 000's.

And guess what - she's now a HUGE ass moose - and that pisses me of.
Bro. She's a hundred years old. What the hell did you expect?

Please. Stick with the real issues.

[Quasievil]

my boys watch it every day.

I will inform them of the correct naming immediatley

[Tank]

Bro. She's a hundred years old. What the hell did you expect?

Please. Stick with the real issues.

Im masturbating over a 100 year old Moose and you tell me its not a real issue.

KB used to be a caring place where guys could come and share their innermost thoughts and feelings - but no longer :crybaby:

[Madness]

Well I hate it when someone says "nine-thirty am in the morning". What the fuck do you think, I'm mistakenly going to think you mean nine-thirty am in the afternoon?. Homo's.

As for The General Lee, surely by putting a "the" in front, you immediately establish that it's the car that you refer to, as opposed to the person.

[Big Dave]

But I tell you what, The General Lee is a hot car.

mopar madness buller style:
http://www.badweatherbikers.com/buell/messages/4062/426766.html?1231216014

[Sully60]

So best not mention the name of the sherrif then:shutup:



Kew-kew-kew

[Sully60]

Well I hate it when someone says "nine-thirty am in the morning". What the fuck do you think, I'm mistakenly going to think you mean nine-thirty am in the afternoon?. Homo's.



It might have something to do with the proliferation of cocks like these...
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[Madness]

I rest my case.

[Fatjim]

Kinda like saying "The TRTNR" or a "LAN network" for the nerds.

But either way, harden the fuck up, or emmigrate to Thialand like the rest of your family.

[White trash]

As for The General Lee, surely by putting a "the" in front, you immediately establish that it's the car that you refer to, as opposed to the person.

Baaaarrrrggggghhhhhhh, wrong!

The car's as much a character in the show as any of those notalentmotherfuckers. It has a name. It's General Lee.

[White trash]

Kinda like saying "The TRTNR" or a "LAN network" for the nerds.

But either way, harden the fuck up, or emmigrate to Thialand like the rest of your family.
Don't get me fucken started on that "The TRTNR" shit. I started the phenominen. And it was never called The The Real Thursday Night Ride you fricken cork soakers.

The LAN network thing doesn't work for me mate, I've got six inch long side burns, what the hell do I know about computer stuff?

[White trash]

But I tell you what, The General Lee is a hot car.

mopar madness buller style:
http://www.badweatherbikers.com/buell/messages/4062/426766.html?1231216014
Hey, big guy. Don't make me climb on my LT50 and cruise over there and stick a foot in your arse. What'd I say?

You of all people I thought would understand........

[White trash]

my boys watch it every day.

I will inform them of the correct naming immediatley
Thanks mate. I knew you'd get it.

[Gubb]

"PIN Number" pisses me off.

[sinfull]

Nationals ?

[White trash]

So best not mention the name of the sherrif then:shutup:



Kew-kew-kew
Ohhh don't get me started on that. As if there was ever a surname such as "Peacoltrane"

It's "Roscoe P(ee). Coltrane" you bloody idiots!

Thanks Craig, almost forgot that shits me too........

[White trash]

"PIN Number" pisses me off.
You're onto it.

[mattian]

and people that say "Guy Fox" instead of "Guy Fawkes" that makes me cringe so much. Everytime I hear someone say it I yell "Its Guy Fawkes" you idiot !!!!!!!!!! GUY FAWKES !!!!!!!!! until I am blue and purple in the face.

[Oscar]

Here's a whole website dedicated to pedantic bastids like me...

http://www.wsu.edu/~brians/errors/errors.html#errors

Look at it this way - if we weren't here worrying about grammar and spoonerisms and suchlike, there would be more wobbly old fools cluttering up the road.

[Pussy]

Or "New Years" instead of "New Year".
And when twats on telly or in the paper go on about an aircraft's altitude in metres. Feet is the internationally recognised unit of measurement for altitude

[jrandom]

Another thing that pisses me off slightly...


<img src="http://i44.tinypic.com/24g3sr9.jpg"/>

[jrandom]

people that say "Guy Fox" instead of "Guy Fawkes"

You're in New Zealand. How the fuck can you tell?

[Oscar]

Rising inflections.

Apparently the Aussies are responsible for this linguistic abomination (according to Melvyn Bragg).
First Fosters Beer, then underarm bowling and now everyone finishing their sentences like their undies are too tight.:angry2:

[mattian]

You're in New Zealand. How the fuck can you tell?

damn.......... I see your point.:confused: I've got alot of apologising to do

[Trudes]

Gizbin. Even on the weather they say Gizbin. It's Gisborne, Gisborne!!!

[Oscar]

damn.......... I see your point.:confused: I've got alot of apologising to do

Forget it.
If you speak the Queen's English, who is going to understand a thing you say?

[Pussy]

Nucular..... it's fuggin NUCLEAR

[Oscar]

Youse.
Youse guys.

Where's the exploding head smilie?

[Number One]

Gizbin. Even on the weather they say Gizbin. It's Gisborne, Gisborne!!!
If it were a maori word it would get the attention it deserves...how do you Te Reo Gisborne?

What shits me is people who say 'Pacific instead of Specific' I hate language pedantry but that one really grates on me.

[mattian]

And then there's Muthfukkn txt language........... oh hang on, that might be a whole new rant

[mattian]

Just to keep it all in context..... how would you text "General Lee"?

[Big Dave]

Hey, big guy. Don't make me climb on my LT50 and cruise over there and stick a foot in your arse. What'd I say?

You of all people I thought would understand........

Post number 1 of 7,000,000

>> Hello, thank you and I'm looking forward to giving Jimmy 'White Trash' some shite.<<

[Fatjim]

What about the Tory st/Courtenay Place "Scuuseme"

[Big Dave]

Melbin

Quinslund

Glnorchy (Tas)


A westie is a westie - on either side of the Tasman.

[Oscar]

Melbin

Quinslund

Glnorchy (Tas)


A westie is a westie - on either side of the Tasman.
:laugh:
You're right.
A bogun is a bogun, be he in Straya or Nu Zilland...

[White trash]

Just to keep it all in context..... how would you text "General Lee"?
"G E N E R A L" fuckin "L E E"

Quite simple.

[R6_kid]

I've taken some pretty good shits in my time trashy, but none have ever been as weedy or well hung as you - im really not sure what it would take to shit you, perhaps ask your mum?

[scumdog]

You're in New Zealand. How the fuck can you tell?

Yup, in unzud it's pronounced gyfe-oxx.

[scumdog]

Read a statement today, apparently the victim received a 'unanimous' phone-call.
Well at least it was in agreement.

[homer]

I'll tell ya.

People that refer to the orange 1969 Dodge Charger sporting the Confederate Flag in the fantastic series, The Dukes Of Hazard, as "The General Lee".

People! It was named after General Robert E. Lee. The car is called "General Lee" for Christs sake. If you must abbreviate, please refer to the car as "The General".

Another thing that pisses me off slightly, is nine year olds that call you a dork for watching the a/m tv series.

Thank you for your time and consideration.

Oh yeah.


The South will rise again

mmmmm well , its old , it sucks , so i recommend you build a bridge

[scumdog]

mmmmm well , its old , it sucks , so i recommend you build a bridge

OR jump the gap in the Genrahlee.......:innocent:

[Naki Rat]

Youse.
Youse guys.


I'm with you on that one. It seems to be a Southlander affliction.

Oh and ironical pisses me off. Ironic is enough already.

[Ixion]

People! It was named after General Robert E. Lee. The car is called "General Lee" for Christs sake. If you must abbreviate, please refer to the car as "The General".



How about 'Bobbi' ?

[Naki Rat]

And on channel C4 we have just missed America's Most Smartest Model
I shit you not! It's the slime oozing out of your TV set

[Oscar]

And on channel C4 we have just missed America's Most Smartest Model
I shit you not! It's the slime oozing out of your TV set

I saw that.
Surely it's a piss-take?


Please tell me it's a piss take....

[ynot slow]

Sketti instead of Spaghetti

Harra instead of Hawera


Punkin instead of PumPkin


Frig instead of Fuck

[sinfull]

Hawera


She was choice ay bro

[Naki Rat]

.....Frig instead of Fuck

Frig (http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/frig) actually has a wider meaning than fuck so is not actually fully interchangeable.

See, you learn something new everyday :niceone:

[PrincessBandit]

Kinda like saying "The TRTNR" or a "LAN network" for the nerds.



"PIN Number" pisses me off.

How about "ASB Bank"? Gee, I wonder what the B on the end stands for then?


Youse.
Youse guys.


I quite like the concept of it. (Not to mention that "youse" gets used all the time amongst my peeps in high schools!) The Dutch, and probably other non-English speaking nationalities, have a singular and plural form of "you" so that the listeners know whether you are speaking to one person or the group.


How about 'Bobbi' ?

Um, The Bobbi-Lee? :dodge:

[Macontour]

And EFPOST!! Its EFTPOS, short for Electronic Funds Transfer at Point Of Sale!! And what about "AKS" as in "he AKSED me about it"? Its Asked!

[AllanB]

The thing is, without a doubt those old yank tanks are seriously cool rides, but it rips my ration book when they are elevated to god status.

Unless they have been seriously worked over the beasts have shit brakes and a Suzuki Alto could corner better (this is a given as Americans don't know how to make things that go around corners).

Superb beasts for cruising in.

[Oscar]

I quite like the concept of it. (Not to mention that "youse" gets used all the time amongst my peeps in high schools!) The Dutch, and probably other non-English speaking nationalities, have a singular and plural form of "you" so that the listeners know whether you are speaking to one person or the group.





Er -there is a singular and plural form of "you" in the English language.

It's "you":(

[Oscar]

She was choice ay bro

{Takes very stinky bait}

It's "eh".
Not "ay" or "aye".

But you were just winding us up, eh?

[jonbuoy]

Counting the number of times on the radio and TV you're reminded that you live in "New Zealand" (its not like you can wander over the border by accident) or the fact that's what "kiwis love to do" - what other countries are in range of NZ transmissions that would be listening or watching??? And the General is a mechanical god.

[sinfull]

{Takes very stinky bait}

It's "eh".
Not "ay" or "aye".

But you were just winding us up, eh?
K (?)
Awwww nah sorry cant speel for shiv (damn this predictive text)

[Oscar]

K (?)


Madre Dois, even in Espanol?

It's: Que?

[nudemetalz]

While you people are hosting the "100 things that piss me off the most"... I tell people that I do CAD. "What's CAD?" they say. I say "Computer-Aided Design". Their response "Oh you mean CAD design"....
Computer-Aided Design design ?
hmmmm...... :2guns:

[TerminalAddict]

bleh I work with
GNUs Not Unix Not Unix Not Unix Not Unix ...... etc
products all day

[Big Dave]

"Oh you mean CAD design"....
Computer-Aided Design design ?
hmmmm...... :2guns:


We get it from our Department of Redundancy Department.

[sinfull]

Madre Dois, even in Espanol?

It's: Que?
Awww ay, yep i shoot a mean 8 ball bro !

[madbikeboy]

What rips mine is:
- MadBikeBabe's mother - she starts every sentence with "well, in France they...".

I hate the French, greasy Italians, and wannabe Francophiles and travel try hards...

[vifferman]

White Trash! :eek5:

I thought you were, like, evaporated or summat! :lol:

Good to see you're still here (or there, or wherever...) :2thumbsup

[vifferman]

Is this a "you know what really pisses me off?" thread?

You know what really pisses me off?
Tuesdays and Wednesdays, especially at work, when there's no interesting threads on KB.
And what pisses me off even more is that there's no :spudwhat: emoticodweebicon.
And what pisses me off even more than that is the three troglodytes in my house.

[homer]

OR jump the gap in the Genrahlee.......:innocent:

yeah or that to , itll make it due to the fact that it seems to do everything . haha

[vifferman]

yeah or that to , itll make it due to the fact that it seems to do everything . haha
It?!?
Them, you mean. They had like 11 or 14 of them (can't remember Eggs Zachary, and I'm not going to ggogle it) coz they kept breaking them every time they jumped one or whatever.

[driftn]

mmmmm well , its old , it sucks , so i recommend you build a bridge



You Mr homer, homo what ever you would prefer are a twat and would not know what good tv is if it punched you in the face. To which I might add with a statement like that could just get you a a swift kick box to the head.

[jrandom]

... with a statement like that could just get you a a swift kick box to the head.

Sweet Jesus, no! Not the swift kick box to the head delivered by a Mair boy! He's ticklish!

[Big Dave]

Sweet Jesus, no! Not the swift kick box to the head delivered by a Mair boy! He's ticklish!

Hey - it *might* mess your hair. He has good backup though :-)

[cowpoos]

I'll tell ya.

People that refer to the orange 1969 Dodge Charger sporting the Confederate Flag in the fantastic series, The Dukes Of Hazard, as "The General Lee".

People! It was named after General Robert E. Lee. The car is called "General Lee" for Christs sake. If you must abbreviate, please refer to the car as "The General".

Another thing that pisses me off slightly, is nine year olds that call you a dork for watching the a/m tv series.

Thank you for your time and consideration.

Oh yeah.


The South will rise again
Nice meaning-less rant James...its the sort of thing we only expect from Drew...

onya :)

[White trash]

Sweet Jesus, no! Not the swift kick box to the head delivered by a Mair boy! He's ticklish!

Well, there's three Mair boys tall enough and only one fat jrandom....


Hey - it *might* mess your hair. He has good backup though :-)


And with this man standing behind me, who the fuck's gonna argue :)

[ManDownUnder]

Well, there's three Mair boys tall enough and only one fat jrandom....



Dude - take two nice warm mince pies and drop one in each hand. No way in hell he's going to put them down, his hands'll be occupied and you can proceed to do what you like...

[Kickaha]

Doesn't it bring back memories

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_General_Lee

[jrandom]

Well, there's three Mair boys tall enough and only one fat jrandom....

Bring it on.

:D


And with this man standing behind me, who the fuck's gonna argue

Me.

You could have goddamn Mike Tyson standing behind you and it'd still be me.

C'mon, you should know that by now.

[cowpoos]

Doesn't it bring back memories

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_General_Lee
Looks like your sidecar trike thing!!!

[scumdog]

The thing is, without a doubt those old yank tanks are seriously cool rides, but it rips my ration book when they are elevated to god status.

Unless they have been seriously worked over the beasts have shit brakes and a Suzuki Alto could corner better (this is a given as Americans don't know how to make things that go around corners).

Superb beasts for cruising in.

And cruising is what they're designed for, not economy, not canyon carving, not ease of praking but good plain ol' cruising with loads of style.:cool:

[scumdog]

It?!?
Them, you mean. They had like 11 or 14 of them (can't remember Eggs Zachary, and I'm not going to ggogle it) coz they kept breaking them every time they jumped one or whatever.

In '81 I went past a special effects yard in Hollywood that had one mounted on the roof and eleven of them lined up in the front yard.

[Kendog]

"PIN Number" pisses me off.

In a strange coincidence I had a conversation about this very thing at work today. I have even seen 'Enter you Personal PIN Number' written.

Our conclusion, PIN has morphed from an acronym into a word.

[Big Dave]

You could have goddamn Mike Tyson standing behind you and it'd still be me.


Not for long.

[fliplid]

Could take this international... e.g. "La Brea Tar Pits" in L.A., Brea being Tar in Spanish...

[jrandom]

Not for long.

Conscious or unconscious, I'd still know I was right.

:sunny:

[Tank]

Could take this international... e.g. "La Brea Tar Pits" in L.A., Brea being Tar in Spanish...

You would be surprised about what's been taken International on this forum.

[GIXser]

And Ed,..!! when its "STUD"! or "Donkey Cock"

[Pussy]

And Ed,..!! when its "studmuffin".....!!!

Don't be so shy, Ed!

[St_Gabriel]

And yet no-one has mentioned the ATM Machine :)

Also I find it funny that the people complain about txt language when they themselves have in fact, abbreviated it from the word text

[Big Dave]

"Donkey Cock"

Ass Rooster ?

[homer]

It?!?
Them, you mean. They had like 11 or 14 of them (can't remember Eggs Zachary, and I'm not going to ggogle it) coz they kept breaking them every time they jumped one or whatever.

3 per episode

[homer]

You Mr homer, homo what ever you would prefer are a twat and would not know what good tv is if it punched you in the face. To which I might add with a statement like that could just get you a a swift kick box to the head.

maybe if you live a little more today instead of living in the past , and watch some tv that may educate you , you may be better off .

[eelracing]

You Mr homer, homo what ever you would prefer are a twat and would not know what good tv is if it punched you in the face. To which I might add with a statement like that could just get you a a swift kick box to the head.


The Dukes Of Hazzard was pants.:yawn: And i aint talkn' about Daisy.

Now CHiPs...that was good tv.

[barty5]

3 per episode

your right sometimes more was 2 cop cars each show. I enjoy the show that much I bought the full set of dvds out of the states a few years back bout 7 dics per box set 7 in total. Watch them when theres nothing on tv has heaps of doco programs loaded in there as well gose right in to the making of them. Youll even find old cooters place online he still runs a shop/ Museum on the show. Just cant find copies of the 2 movies made back in the 80s have both the latest ones.

http://www.cootersplace.com/

[slowpoke]

The thing is, without a doubt those old yank tanks are seriously cool rides, but it rips my ration book when they are elevated to god status.

Unless they have been seriously worked over the beasts have shit brakes and a Suzuki Alto could corner better (this is a given as Americans don't know how to make things that go around corners).

Superb beasts for cruising in.

I disagree....it's more a case of horses for courses mate, check out an interstate or freeway in the US and tell me the words "fit for purpose" don't apply.

In the same "fit for purpose' vein, they also made some mighty fine performance cars for relatively little money back in the day. I can't think of any equivalently priced non-yank cars of the era that would clean up a Boss 302 Mustang around a race track. Or an L88 Corvette, or a '69 Z28 Camaro etc. Tuff too, unlike the fragile Euro-trash of the era.

[PrincessBandit]

Er -there is a singular and plural form of "you" in the English language.

It's "you":(

Aw, c'mon, you know what I mean. e.g. in Dutch they use "je" for 'you, singular, and "jullie" for 'youse'.

What the hell, I'll just stick with "youse fullas". That way i cover my ass under both linguistic circumstances. :oi-grr:

[Pussy]

That way i cover my ass under both linguistic circumstances. :oi-grr:

It's "arse" , PB! A R S E

[Oscar]

It's "arse" , PB! A R S E

Meh - I think she's Dutch.


There's only two things I hate in this world. People who are intolerant of other people's cultures and the Dutch.

[homer]

your right sometimes more was 2 cop cars each show. I enjoy the show that much I bought the full set of dvds out of the states a few years back bout 7 dics per box set 7 in total. Watch them when theres nothing on tv has heaps of doco programs loaded in there as well gose right in to the making of them. Youll even find old cooters place online he still runs a shop/ Museum on the show. Just cant find copies of the 2 movies made back in the 80s have both the latest ones.

http://www.cootersplace.com/

might reserve my right to get excited, lol
yeah ive seen a lot of the behind scenes years ago .
im just past it now .

[Qkchk]

Nice to see you havent changed, WT.

Welcome back.