If you happen to be the Suzuki rider

[Tank]

Who last night at about 5.45 screamed up Barrys point road doing about 90, then proceeded to yell abuse and wave a fist at the Subaru that was reversing (carefully because of bikes).

I have some helpful hints for you.

One - If you get yell abuse at someone - at least have the decency to be in the 'right'

Two - If you yell abuse at someone - Don't stop 30 seconds down the road to look in Holshots shop windows.

Three - Always remember that people are like a box of chocolates - you never know what you are going to get. It may be a 40 menopausal housewife who is intimidated by your actions. Or some overweight fucker who is more than happy to discuss the matter in hand.

Four - When said driver of car gets out and comes over to rip your smarmy fucken little face off - don't panic jump on bike and run off like a bitch.

If you want to be a 'hard ass biker' at least have the backbone to back up your mouth. Its a fundamental 'man rule'

Little fuck.


Yours in peace and tranquility.

-Tank

[Badjelly]

What else can you expect from a Suzuki rider?

[Drogen Omen]

!!!!! i ride a Suzuki....

I'm not a GSXR wanker though...

[Mully]

What else can you expect from a Suzuki rider?

Ahem!
From a Scorpio rider??

[FJRider]

It may be a 40 menopausal housewife who is intimidated by your actions. Or some overweight fucker who is more than happy to discuss the matter in hand.



Which one are you ...??? :whistle:

[Big Dave]

Absolutely correct. I don't like Subarus either.

[Her_C4]

........

Three - Always remember that people are like a box of chocolates - you never know what you are going to get. It may be a 40 menopausal housewife who is intimidated by your actions.
-Tank

:Offtopic: anyone that has any *real* experience with a menopausal housewife of any age will appreciate that she is probably not going to be intimidated by pretty much anything - least of all a 'little fuck' on a Suzuki at 5.45am...

:gob: :bleh:

...as you were.:rockon:

[Badjelly]

Ahem! From a Scorpio rider??

I prefer to think of myself as a Yamaha rider.

[Tank]

Which one are you ...??? :whistle:

Sometimes I cant tell myself. I blame the hormones. BTW - Did anyone see Thlema and Louise last night?


Absolutely correct. I don't like Subarus either.

B'arch! :Pokey: I didnt have a choice - I had to buy her a car for xmas and she was looking at a Toyota. It was the lesser of 2 evils.

[Badjelly]

I prefer to think of myself as a Yamaha rider.

Or a not-Harley rider.

[sosman]

What else can you expect from a Suzuki rider?
A standup wheelie at least!

[Oscar]

Who last night at about 5.45 screamed up Barrys point road doing about 90, then proceeded to yell abuse and wave a fist at the Subaru that was reversing (carefully because of bikes).

I have some helpful hints for you.

One - If you get yell abuse at someone - at least have the decency to be in the 'right'

Two - If you yell abuse at someone - Don't stop 30 seconds down the road to look in Holshots shop windows.

Three - Always remember that people are like a box of chocolates - you never know what you are going to get. It may be a 40 menopausal housewife who is intimidated by your actions. Or some overweight fucker who is more than happy to discuss the matter in hand.

Four - When said driver of car gets out and comes over to rip your smarmy fucken little face off - don't panic jump on bike and run off like a bitch.

If you want to be a 'hard ass biker' at least have the backbone to back up your mouth. Its a fundamental 'man rule'

Little fuck.


Yours in peace and tranquility.

-Tank

Nice rant.
A little short, but good use of the Forrest Gump analogy.
The contrasting sign off is a nice finishing touch.
The Russian Judge gives it an eight point five...

[Sparrowhawk]

It's funny, I was going to start a thread today too titled "if you happen to be the Suzuki rider", but mine was going to be a little different.

I was blatting along Clevedon Road at about 7pm-ish last night, and a Suzuki 600 (GSXF maybe??) comes up beside me & tries to get me to race. So to that Suzuki rider:

1) I'm not going to race you on the road. I'll give you the satisfaction now: you win. Your 600cc sports bike would probably beat my 250cc commuter. Congratulations. But if you want to race, go to a track day.

2) I'll never race anyone who's idea of Bike Gear = Sneakers, shorts, singlet.
That's it. Not even a fugging helmet. I know, it's your head, but if we're riding in close proximity, and you get a bug in your eye, you'll probably swerve into me, and take me out. :2guns:

Tank, it's probably better that your antagonist rode off, who needs an assault charge?

[Tank]

Tank, it's probably better that your antagonist rode off, who needs an assault charge?

I collect 'em like infractions - that would have been my fourth (admittedly the others were a few years back)

[Kiwi Graham]

What else can you expect from a Suzuki rider?

Oi !!


Or a not-Harley rider.

Oi !!!!

[FJRider]

:Offtopic: anyone that has any *real* experience with a menopausal housewife of any age will appreciate that she is probably not going to be intimidated by pretty much anything - least of all a 'little fuck' on a Suzuki at 5.45am...

:gob: :bleh:



ANYBODY with any experience with such... will stay well clear... :blank:

[mattian]

Its so refreshing to hear another biker condemn such idiotic behaviour. I am imagining the thread of Suzuki rider now ....... probably goes something like. "I was out for a little blat down the road last night and some asshole cager had the nerve to reverse out onto the road in front of me !!!!!! well, of course I gave him a piece of my mind"........ and then all the messages of support that would follow..... "good on ya mate! What? you didnt perform a mirrorectomy"??

[Swoop]

You meet the nicest people on a suzuki... Hang on, that doesn't sound right.:scratch:


least of all a 'little fuck' on a Suzuki at 5.45am...
Obviously the time/space distortion can be affected...
"last night at about 5.45 "

:lol:

[Her_C4]

Obviously the time/space distortion can be affected...
"last night at about 5.45 "

:lol:

Bwahahahaha damn it - YES :angry2:... among other things....:rockon::bash: :lol:

[The Lone Rider]

Had a car with 3 teen girls and a guy in it, the other day decide to chuck shit at me while I was riding behind them. So pulled up and road right next to the drivers window and shoved my middle finger an inch from her face and then passed them. They then pulled up behind me at a light further down the road and dude thought it a good idea to hang out an half open door and yell abuse. The girls yelled at him to get back in the car and not try anything.

But didn't do jack and back up what he was saying he was going to do. Then they followed me a bit of the way but couldn't keep up as number of cars I had passed weren't even doing the speed limit but not enough clearance for a car to get by.

Moral of story - even hot chicks with douch bag boy friends know a biker of fortitude will kick their boy friends ass and still look cool when they ride off afterwards.

I'm nice on the road, I thought a middle finger and then ignoring them was a fair trade after following them down the road with them chucking stuff out the window at me.

Wish I had the plate number but alas my mobile I have no has no camera.

[Kickaha]

One - If you get yell abuse at someone - at least have the decency to be in the 'right'

Don't you know nuffink, Motorcyclists are always in the "right"

[dipshit]

Don't you know nuffink, Motorcyclists are always in the "right"

Yeah nuffink, have you not been listening to all of those BRONZ press releases..??