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CBR97
7th January 2009, 13:39
what ever happened to the good old days,

if you rode a bike you were a outlaw, :2guns:

now you cant do all the bad stuff anymore,
people get all upset, if you burn their jappas,


You have to get a job,:finger:
instead of riding around drunk, looking for lose women.

The reason i say this is I found a pic , that reminded me of those Good Old Days).

dipshit
7th January 2009, 14:01
:yawn: ..... Burning jappas is sooo 2008.

Katman
7th January 2009, 14:05
I know - chicks just seem to get all pissy these days at bike rallies when you try to strip them half naked and chain them to a tree.

What's with that?

:scratch:

dipshit
7th January 2009, 14:09
I know - chicks just seem to get all pissy these days at bike rallies when you try to strip them half naked and chain them to a tree.

Cool..!! Did you got any photos..?!?!?

snuffles
7th January 2009, 14:19
I know - chicks just seem to get all pissy these days at bike rallies when you try to strip them half naked and chain them to a tree.

What's with that?

:scratch:

correction, the cute nubile ones wont let you strip them half naked...........the fat ugly swamp donkeys that turn up to most bike rallies, will strip them selves naked and tie them selves to any poor tree thats about!

Badjelly
7th January 2009, 14:44
You have to get a job, instead of riding around drunk, looking for lose women.

I met a lose woman once, but I lost her. :crybaby:

dipshit
7th January 2009, 14:56
The reason i say this is I found a pic , that reminded me of those Good Old Days).

Look. Most of those hard men died of AIDS or something. This is 2009. Niggers are in the White House and homosexuals can walk the streets.

Times change. Deal with it.

(PS.. and also we can now detect carbon dioxide on planets in other solar systems. :yes:)

laserracer
7th January 2009, 15:01
i met a lose women as well ..but she fell off :shit:

hmm remember those bikie partys well, uuummmm perhap's not well.. ..but i think i remember them

triumphs, bsa's, jean jackets , patch's, ape hangers.
piss lots and lots of piss,rides with the boys,drunk riding a triumph with ape hangers,i was ok when i was going, but tended to fall over when stopped:laugh:running from the cops those hq holdens were slow,fights in the the tramway hotel in wgtn....aaahhhh those were the days.. but dont remember having horns on my helmet or tying girls up to trees...beds yes trees no:laugh:

CBR97
7th January 2009, 16:19
Are the KB Ladies against this sort of behavior
or are they more liberal ?:spanking::spanking::spanking::spanking:

dipshit
7th January 2009, 16:22
Yeah, any of you bitches want a good rap(e)ing...???

CBR97
7th January 2009, 16:34
Rap
I hate Rap,
rock an roll man.

laserracer
7th January 2009, 16:45
yeah Raps Crap..pussy music... bring on the metal...
loud bikes ..loud music... silent women

Big Dave
7th January 2009, 16:56
No computers, no digital music, no cable sports channels, no 120 horsepower tractable motorcycles, no playstations, no home theatre, no microwave ovens, no remote controls, no internet, no you tube, no entertainment on demand.

Screw that.

sinfull
7th January 2009, 16:58
Man those days of sex, drugs, booze, hard rock n riding ! Loose women fast bikes mmmm, were they that good ? I can't seem to remember much of it !

martybabe
7th January 2009, 17:03
No computers, no digital music, no cable sports channels, no 120 horsepower tractable motorcycles, no playstations, no home theatre, no microwave ovens, no remote controls, no internet, no you tube, no entertainment on demand.

Screw that.

Yeah...... but what about the ladies tied to treeees, that's entertainment on demand. I'd give up my microwave for a nice lady tied to a tree, really I would.

:nono:

Mom
7th January 2009, 17:14
This happened to a friend of mine of course :yes:

At a quiet gathering of bikers one evening, as was the custom back then :blip:

The prerequisite bonfire had been lit using the abundant firewood, good sounds and lots of laughs. No raping that she was aware of but plenty of ahem *loose* behaviour to be seen. She had to leave to meet parental curfew requirements, must have been a good party as I recall her curfew was really early :dodge:


From all accounts the bikers got chilly as the night progressed and the firewood ran out. So it was fuelled by the burning of the deck railings, followed by the deck boards, and if I am not mistaken a few kitchen cupboard doors :eek:

Big Dave
7th January 2009, 17:14
Yeah...... but what about the ladies tied to treeees, that's entertainment on demand. I'd give up my microwave for a nice lady tied to a tree, really I would.

:nono:


The real chopper has some advice about Microwaves :-P
NWS.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M2FD8jeQQaY

CBR97
7th January 2009, 17:21
This happened to a friend of mine of course :yes:

At a quiet gathering of bikers one evening, as was the custom back then :blip:

The prerequisite bonfire had been lit using the abundant firewood, good sounds and lots of laughs. No raping that she was aware of but plenty of ahem *loose* behaviour to be seen. She had to leave to meet parental curfew requirements, must have been a good party as I recall her curfew was really early :dodge:


From all accounts the bikers got chilly as the night progressed and the firewood ran out. So it was fuelled by the burning of the deck railings, followed by the deck boards, and if I am not mistaken a few kitchen cupboard doors :eek:

Bikers back then aye

"bless their little cotton socks".

dipshit
7th January 2009, 17:23
She had to leave to meet parental curfew requirements, must have been a good party as I recall her curfew was really early :dodge:


Well of course 17 year-olds are all that we are interested in. No one wants to "party" with some old boilers.

Mom
7th January 2009, 17:25
Bikers back then aye

"bless their little cotton socks".

Real cuties from what I have been told.

Funniest thing I actually will own seeing though, is a friend who was wasted and then some. We wanted to drive him home, but NO, he insisted on riding. Fucken hell, he got to the top of McLeans Road, and stopped. Problem was he neglected to put his feet down. We were following him to see him home safely and had to lift the bike off his leg, he was stuck.

He was laughing hard out, had a big burn from the exhaust on his leg and had actually broken his leg as well. Not feeling too much pain we took him to Middlemore for treatment.

Mom
7th January 2009, 17:28
Well of course 17 year-olds are all that we are interested in. No one wants to "party" with some old boilers.

Pleased you cleared that up mate. You out do yourself sometimes, really you do.

Old boiler eh?

CBR97
7th January 2009, 17:42
Real cuties from what I have been told.

Funniest thing I actually will own seeing though, is a friend who was wasted and then some. We wanted to drive him home, but NO, he insisted on riding. Fucken hell, he got to the top of McLeans Road, and stopped. Problem was he neglected to put his feet down. We were following him to see him home safely and had to lift the bike off his leg, he was stuck.

He was laughing hard out, had a big burn from the exhaust on his leg and had actually broken his leg as well. Not feeling too much pain we took him to Middlemore for treatment.

I saw sumthing sorta like that once.

I was riding behind a mate, many many years ago, he was riding a 750 bonnivile,
he had put some ape hangers on that must of been about 1.5 meters high,

(he did this to piss off the cops, as you could have them any height as long as they ended up 8 or so inchs from the tank)

he would get pulled over for having over sized handle bars, he would pull out his tape measure to prove they where legal.
you get the picture.....

anyway as i was saying,
as i was riding behind him , we came to a corner in town, as he leaned to take the said corner, the right handle bar broke off in his hand, funniest thing was he was still trying to rev the bike as he fell over, going about 10 to 15 ks
we all stopped, and laughed at him,
cops turned up, and laughed at him.

he never put ape hangers on his bike again.

dipshit
7th January 2009, 17:46
Pleased you cleared that up mate. You out do yourself sometimes, really you do.

Old boiler eh?

Well exactly how old was your "friend" who had the really early curfew at the time...??? :blip:

dipshit
7th January 2009, 21:21
16 maybe..???

hmmm... perhaps those "good old days" weren't quite so cool when you think about it now.

Maha
7th January 2009, 21:26
you rode a bike you were a outlaw, :2guns:



Really? Shouldn't you treat your bike like your girlfriend?

No, not take it home to meet your mummy.

Get on her three times a day and take her to heaven and back!!!

Ixion
7th January 2009, 21:27
Back in the dayz bikers didn't wear helmets!. And hard core bikers didn't ride trail bikes. And their chains are a pissant feeble excuse. Didn't have to chain the chicks up, neither. And Mom, did your friend get laid before curfew time?

CBR97
8th January 2009, 11:45
Really? Shouldn't you treat your bike like your girlfriend?

No, not take it home to meet your mummy.

Get on her three times a day and take her to heaven and back!!!

When my bike can do the same things my girlfriend can do then maybe.

alley cat
8th January 2009, 12:29
Gotta love old school, outlaw bikers.
When girls wanted to be on the back.:love::love::love:
Yes yes, before you say it........or on there backs.