HOW couples post on KB

[Number One]

Apolgies for the question like post...but I wanted to get your juices flowing...;)


There are a fair few couples posting on KB and I'm interested to hear your varying perspectives about how you might for instance; - Differ in your usage and the reasons you log in? Cope with each others online personas? :rolleyes: (spare a thought for poor Sully now) Do you get along with the same people or not and if not is that an issue? How much do you share? Do you agree with each others stances on issues? Do the threads spill over into your conversations? and the all important one....the major issue of having to share (if you are like us and have only pc in the house) and how that goes :rolleyes:

Yes, I know darling I'm the worst :Oops:

SO peeps...How does it add/ or whatever to your relationship...HELL Does it even? Is this only YOUR place to play or do you both get on. I was giggling before about how Sully and I get all silly on it with hiding our posts from each other and then all cheeky like saying OK go look NOW, go on log on :msn-wink: it has definitely added something fun for us.


Then there is the other less fun side. How do you manage your KB addiction? Sometimes one of you will have a conversation going on or be interested in a particular thread or have made some good friends which you catch up with via the social groups but the other wants some quality time dammit :bash: :lol: again yes I know I am the worst darling


When I joined up to this place I saw it as a bit of a joke and didn't think my short attention span would keep me coming back anyway....I was wrong.

This shit is fun and frustrating and funny and good and bad and abusive and REAL and it does have impact on our REAL lives....!YUP I said it *shudder*)...so hows it work for you in your relationship?

Thank you come again! :woohoo:

[Skunk]

There's couples on KB?!?
Well, I never!

[Number One]

There's couples on KB?!?
Well, I never!
You thought real hard about that now didn't ya Skunky bum...come here :spanking:

[NighthawkNZ]

Xaria has her own PC... she can post whenever and what ever she likes


When I joined up to this place I saw it as a bit of a joke and didn't think my short attention span would keep me coming back anyway....I was wrong.bet its not as short as my attention span...


HOW couples post on KB

same as you I guess really... push keys on keyboard... click save :rolleyes:

[Hitcher]

I am sure that there must be a site rule somewhere prohibiting this sort of thing.

[Skunk]

I am sure that there must be a site rule somewhere prohibiting this sort of thing.
What, the questions? Or the answers?

[Gubb]

Occasionally the several different facets of my personality can clash. But I just listen to the voices and they tend to guide me.

[Maha]

Does not effect us at all.
I very rearly quote Mom, maybe twice??

But I did see something funny a few days ago, A couple quoted each other within minuets of posting, from the same pc '' look what I just said'' ''ok, let me on and I will quote you, nobody will notice''....:2thumbsup

[Number One]

But I did see something funny a few days ago, A couple quoted each other within minuets of posting, from the same pc '' look what I just said'' ''ok, let me on and I will quote you, nobody will notice''....:2thumbsup
:lol: that's priceless!

[koba]

Does not effect us at all.
I very rearly quote Mom, maybe twice??

But I did see something funny a few days ago, A couple quoted each other within minuets of posting, from the same pc '' look what I just said'' ''ok, let me on and I will quote you, nobody will notice''....:2thumbsup

Weird......

[Str8 Jacket]

Weird......

Yes, how very odd.

[jrandom]

(spare a thought for poor Sully now)

I do. Regularly.


Do you get along with the same people or not and if not is that an issue?

Mostly, except when someone's being spaded on.

:laugh:


How much do you share?

An uncomfortably detailed excess.

:msn-wink:


Do you agree with each others stances on issues?

Don't be ridiculous.


the major issue of having to share

Laptops and wireless networks ftw.


How do you manage your KB addiction?

Manage?


so hows it work for you in your relationship?

This forum got me my relationship!

Actually, it got me my last, um, 2.5 relationships.

[Gubb]

This forum got me my relationship!

Actually, it got me my last, um, 2.5 relationships.
You Kiwifruit doesn't count, right?

[Hitcher]

What, the questions? Or the answers?

Yes, that's right.

[jrandom]

You Kiwifruit doesn't count, right?

Fuck. Yes he does.

3.5.

[TerminalAddict]

...
But I did see something funny a few days ago, A couple quoted each other within minuets of posting, from the same pc '' look what I just said'' ''ok, let me on and I will quote you, nobody will notice''....:2thumbsup

are you sure?
I have 4 people in my house, and 7 computers ?? all of them work too

[MsKABC]

Well I just told hubby that you've started this thread and he said "What?? She posted a thread about car pools??" So I think it's safe to say he doesn't listen to half the $hit I say :rofl:

[Number One]

Well I just told hubby that you've started this thread and he said "What?? She posted a thread about car pools??" So I think it's safe to say he doesn't listen to half the $hit I say :rofl:
Probably just as well :niceone: there is some real potential in that :lol: Use it sista!

[Skunk]

Weird......


Yes, how very odd.

Winners... :lol:

[Skunk]

are you sure?
I have 4 people in my house, and 7 computers ?? all of them work too
Hmmm, 10 computers and 3 people (all KBers)... good chance we are all on at once.

[Hitcher]

good chance we are all on at once.

Newlands Orgy Night? Sigh.

[trump-lady]

i just had the most beautiful pm from a couple...no names but it gave me faith in happy couples and whats possible....... very unsexual for all u freaks and very kind. Short story, husband shared something with his wife and when most might ????? she is one awesome woman who took it for what it was........

[Number One]

Newlands Orgy Night? Sigh.
You too could be invited if you'd just move...:whistle: I hear I might like your wifey :blip: :lol:

[Skunk]

Newlands Orgy Night? Sigh.
Tuesdays. Never Wednesdays.

[martybabe]

Winners... :lol:

Brilliant, missed it till ya pointed it out, myslow.:niceone:

[Str8 Jacket]

Winners... :lol:

Thanks! :first:

[Sully60]

I like the fact I can get bling for things I don't do on KB:blip:

[Trudes]

We don't share well, so we don't. I have a laptop on wireless and he uses the PC. The occasional conversation about stuff. He doesn't tend to go into anything much in R and R, unless I point it out to him so often we travel in different "circles" of KB. He has issue with the way some people post and I with others, we have been known to bling the same post...... him red and me green (I don't give red unless it's really well deserved!), which always cracks me up. We often still talk to each other face to face, isn't that nice.:blink:

[Sully60]

We often still talk to each other face to face, isn't that nice.:blink:

Yeah, why consume precious oxygen when you can use up bandwidth instead?

I'm the moderate monster in our household, I'm also quite a backseat poster. I've seen some of the things #1 has been typing and on a few occasions asked "are you really going to post that?":shutup:

My perception of other members has also changed based on how they've reacted to to some of my wife's posts. I'd say there's some about that are a little uncomfortable with the stronger female personality types, shame really they don't know what they're missing out on.:devil2: Or maybe they do.:mellow:

It would be quite funny to setup a timelapse camera when we're both having a KB Online Funday(tm) watching the tatics of hovering, distraction and subterfuge that are all employed to shift the occupier of 'the seat'.

[MsKABC]

He hasn't been on KB much lately, too busy with other stuff like fixing my new bike up :love: He often asks for a rundown of what's happening and I show him threads he might be interested in. These days when he does get on the 'puter it is to play games. Because I'm a stay at home Mum I get to be on the computer often during the day, so I don't mind too much if he has it most of the evening. If he does post on here, it is usually in the more technical threads, so we wouldn't normally be posting in the same threads. I like the fluffier ones. He's much thicker skinned than me, so he doesn't take things personally and doesn't get wound up about anything on here. He also belongs to the redneck "just shoot the criminals and losers and to hell with compassion" brigade, whereas I tend to have a little more humanity :Pokey:

When he does post, he'll ask me how to spell a word, so I'll tell him. If I'm not sure, I'll say so but generally I'm a good speller. But he still doubts me and says "It doesn't look right" so I get pi$$ed off and he wonders why I tell him to bugger off the next time he asks me :bash:

As far as addiction goes, it waxes and wanes. I used to spend a lot of time on another (completely different) forum, but I got really sick of the :girlfight: and it was getting a bit :yawn: boring too. At least on KB if it gets :girlfight: then it's usually funny.

Hubby would be much less inclined to post anything remotely personal on here. It's funny because he could never understand why I enjoyed being part of an online community (with my other forum) until he joined up here. Now he totally gets it.

[Hitcher]

You too could be invited if you'd just move. I hear I might like your wifey

Would we have to bring our own cutlery?

[Colapop]

Probably, and napkins...

[Sully60]

Would we have to bring our own cutlery?

You don't need cutlery for that kind of dining.



and napkins...

They may be of some use.

[Hitcher]

Probably, and napkins...

That part would be hard. We call them serviettes.

I always wondered what Shonia Lang was on about when she sang about serviette snow. I'm still none the wiser.

[Sully60]

I always wondered what Shonia Lang was on about when she sang about serviette snow. I'm still none the wiser.

It's what was left on the serviette after she 'powdered her nose'.

[MsKABC]

Probably just as well :niceone: there is some real potential in that :lol: Use it sista!

Yeah.... "Honey, ok if I put a Triumph 675 on the mortgage? OK good, I'll go and do that right now." :lol:

It's funny how his deafness is selective though, and I bet the word "mortgage" would make him sit bolt upright in his chair!

[riffer]

Oh boy, I am so glad Gini wants nothing to do with KB.

[Number One]

He doesn't tend to go into anything much in R and R, unless I point it out to him so often we travel in different "circles" of KB. He has issue with the way some people post and I with others, we have been known to bling the same post...... him red and me green (I don't give red unless it's really well deserved!), which always cracks me up.

Yeah Sully is the technical person - he ensures that the Monsters contribute *something* motorcycle related now and then :lol:



I'm the moderate monster in our household, I'm also quite a backseat poster. I've seen some of the things #1 has been typing and on a few occasions asked "are you really going to post that?":shutup:

I'd like to point out that there has been at least two times where he has said this and I have thought not to post that particular comment...sometimes though I change my mind after he's wandered off and do it anyway or I might reword things to take an edge off but essentially I say pretty much what I want when I want...much like real life really though in real life I am slightly less crass :shifty:


I'd say there's some about that are a little uncomfortable with the stronger female personality types, shame really they don't know what they're missing out on.:devil2:

Some of those people shaped the #1 persona you see on here now people :laugh: I tend to do whatever is the opposite of what others want at times...meh I'm a shit stirrer what can I say! :done:



It would be quite funny to setup a timelapse camera when we're both having a KB Online Funday(tm) watching the tatics of hovering, distraction and subterfuge that are all employed to shift the occupier of 'the seat'.

Oh we have some good tricks don't we :msn-wink:


He's much thicker skinned than me, so he doesn't take things personally and doesn't get wound up about anything on here.

Hubby would be much less inclined to post anything remotely personal on here. It's funny because he could never understand why I enjoyed being part of an online community (with my other forum) until he joined up here. Now he totally gets it.

YUP the thick skin comes honey...just get yourself some red bling and you'll find with each one it matters to you less and less :shifty:


Would we have to bring our own cutlery?

I have cutlery man! What I don't have is the right wine glasses, except if you drink bubbles :laugh: Not a wine drinker me.


Oh boy, I am so glad Gini wants nothing to do with KB.

You don't have to share! You lucky thing :Punk:

[vifferman]

Oh boy, I am so glad Gini wants nothing to do with KB.
My wife doesn't either. In fact, she hates me posting on KB, especially when we're on vacation.
Or at home.
Or at work (she'd have a fit if she knew how much time I invest on KB...)
I can't help it that I don't have a life, and my only friends are the imaginary ones on the Interdweeb.:confused:

[Rashika]

I generally have to spend a fair bit of my time on KB with a broom and shovel... :whistle:
...or I try my best to avoid certain threads, in case I get into protective mode.


Tho I must admit MSNing each other (when we are 2 metres apart) has its moments!

[Trudes]

hehe, yeah I love it when I post a pic of Kendog's arse or say something naughty about him and I hear from the other room "Fuck!! Stop it woman!" Or just a heavy sigh sometimes! :rofl:

[Str8 Jacket]

YEP! I prefer to tell my partner all the "important" things via KB. Like, "Hey, I dropped your bike".....

:chase:

[Number One]

hehe, yeah I love it when I post a pic of Kendog's arse or say something naughty about him and I hear from the other room "Fuck!! Stop it woman!" Or just a heavy sigh sometimes! :rofl:

Yeah I get the head shake, the eye roll, the "are you really going to say that?!" and the I'm going to the garage :clap: It's fun to say cheeky stuff and have him read it like hours later. :devil2:


YEP! I prefer to tell my partner all the "important" things via KB. Like, "Hey, I dropped your bike".....

You my dear are such a catch.

BTW honey...I'm pregnant :niceone:

[Str8 Jacket]

BTW honey...I'm pregnant :niceone:

Dont worry Sully, i'll shoot her.

[Number One]

Dont worry Sully, i'll shoot her.
See that's why I luffs you Hels...you are such a kind hearted wee thing!

[jrandom]

stronger female personality types

That'd be the ones who don't have a shrill obsession with sex, then?

:lol:

I feel OK saying that, of course, because your missus has assured me that it's all a put-on, and that she doesn't really derive 90% of her self-identity from the idea that people on the interwebs might want to put their penises in her.

:msn-wink:

[Number One]

That'd be the ones who don't have a shrill obsession with sex, then?
I'm so pleased you picked up on that...Feel proud D you helped make #1 what I am today :blip:

[Kendog]

hehe, yeah I love it when I post a pic of Kendog's arse or say something naughty about him and I hear from the other room "Fuck!! Stop it woman!" Or just a heavy sigh sometimes! :rofl:

Sigh...................

[jrandom]

Feel proud D you helped make #1 what I am today :blip:

I do. It's an improvement.

But hey, that's just me, y'know? Making my way quietly through the world, scattering metaphorical rose petals of contentment and positive change in my wake.

Bless you, my child.

[Sully60]

Making my way quietly through the world, scattering rose petals...



Isn't that you on the left?

http://www.sugarmagnoliasflorist.com/images/Wedding/flower%20girls%20head%20wreath.jpg

Awww, dont you look cute!

[jrandom]

Isn't that you on the left?

That'd be a photo from before the operation.

[Sully60]

Dont worry Sully, i'll shoot her.

:hug: You always come through for me Hels!;)


That'd be a photo from before the operation.

Gee, that's taking the whole rebellion against the accepted norms of beauty thing a bit far isn't it?
I take it the op was followed up by an extensive course of Lacinex?

[jrandom]

Gee, that's taking the whole rebellion against the accepted norms of beauty thing a bit far isn't it?

When told that without drastic medical intervention, one is in grave danger of growing up to be a woman, one tends to accept whatever side effects are necessary to avoid such a dismal fate.

[Maha]

Weird......


Yes, how very odd.


Two mins to log off, get up off the seat, replace seating positon with another, log on and quote....very very slow guys, ya'll can do better than that..:rockon:

[MotoGirl]

Do you get along with the same people or not and if not is that an issue? How much do you share?
Cajun gets on with almost everyone and I'm the one who likes to get myself into trouble. :devil2: Sometimes he warns me against starting a particular thread because he sees the repercussions of it before I've even thought about it. That's a good thing! :2thumbsup


Do you agree with each others stances on issues? Do the threads spill over into your conversations?
We don't always agree, but hey, that makes the relationship fun. The only part of KB that spills over into real life is stuff that's happened in real life, which is posted about on KB. An example of which would be the fatalities shown on the news.

[ManDownUnder]

There's couples on KB?!?
Well, I never!

ssshhhhh the wife'll find out!

[Str8 Jacket]

Two mins to log off, get up off the seat, replace seating positon with another, log on and quote....very very slow guys, ya'll can do better than that..:rockon:

Tell ya, it was even more exciting than that. I was asleep in bed at the time of the post. Or was I.... :wacko:

[Curious_AJ]

lol... well Indy got me into KB... however, we don't tend to have many issues on the pc... we each know our turns and usually relinquish the pc to the other once we've had a good few hours or so...

our work schedules help with this seeming as we both get home at different times and i have a split shift so have a break in the middle of the day then come home a good two hours after him usually.

as for online personas, Indy's mainly the same online as he is in person! Oddly enough, we met online and hence I knew the online version first. Shortly after though, we met in person and I was like "hey he's not that different, yay!" and we are now living happily ever after.

Social events are usually something we both appear at together (KB ones) and we have a lot of the same friends on KB...

So all in all I'd say we're in harmony with eachother and our KB adictions.

end essay.

[Subike]

Isn't nice to have a forum where you can trust your husband/wife when thay are chatting to a memeber of the opposite sex without even thinking about it.
When hubby/wife can look at x rated pic togeather and laugh.
Where riding mates can flirt with each other in fun and its known that it is just that . Fun
We have a very special forum, one that can enhance relationships, not destroy them as is often the case on other forums.
Here we can meet the people we converse with, and our partners meet them as well.
"I'm just going down the pub for a few beers with me mates"
An old line that once was the suspision riser in relationships.
"Im just going for a ride with a few KBers"
" Say hello from me love"

Thats the difference

We are a community that so different from many other online communities.

Relationships can survive it!

[Number One]

Isn't nice to have a forum where you can trust your husband/wife when thay are chatting to a memeber of the opposite sex without even thinking about it.
When hubby/wife can look at x rated pic togeather and laugh.
Where riding mates can flirt with each other in fun and its known that it is just that . Fun
We have a very special forum, one that can enhance relationships, not destroy them as is often the case on other forums.
Here we can meet the people we converse with, and our partners meet them as well.
"I'm just going down the pub for a few beers with me mates"
An old line that once was the suspision riser in relationships.
"Im just going for a ride with a few KBers"
" Say hello from me love"

Thats the difference

We are a community that so different from many other online communities.

Relationships can survive it!
+100! :niceone: I agree completely - well said :sunny:

Although one does have to be a little careful - there are some presumptious and sleazy bitches and bastards in here...as there is in every society.
I can think of one in particular :whistle: yeah you know who you are you SKANKY HO....don't ever contact me again!

[Number One]

We don't always agree, but hey, that makes the relationship fun.

Here here! I believe that in relationships: "If you and I agree all the time, one of us is not needed"

[jrandom]

I can think of one in particular :whistle: yeah you know who you are you SKANKY HO....don't ever contact me again!

You've been on KB how long, and you only know one skanky ho?

[Number One]

You've been on KB how long, and you only know one skanky ho?
Only ONE CONFIRMED skanky ho...other than that I only know the good bitches on here :niceone:

Usually I my skanky ho detection system alerts me in enough time to not bother when them...but it wasn't working very well when I met this particular skanky psycho hose beast

[jrandom]

... when I met this particular skanky psycho hose beast

"Mummy, what's a hose beast?"

[Jaxi]

My husband has posted on here under my login... not that even I've even done many posts....

He can take the blame for the Alby Mangels "world safari" research...

Hey, if anyone wants to see the box set, yup, we have it now! The company we (he!) ordered it from must have been freaking out to have the whole 16 DVD's ordered in one day!

[SPman]

Two mins to log off, get up off the seat, replace seating positon with another, log on and quote....very very slow guys, ya'll can do better than that..:rockon:
What!
You have your computer in the dunny!
:gob:

[Gassit Girl]

Only ONE CONFIRMED skanky ho...other than that I only know the good bitches on here :niceone:

Usually I my skanky ho detection system alerts me in enough time to not bother when them...but it wasn't working very well when I met this particular skanky psycho hose beast

I'd say your detection system is not often faulty Number 1. A big feature of hose beasts is that they're damn good at staying under radar. I'd agree, though, that most KB gals are awesome chicks!

[Number One]

I'd say your detection system is not often faulty Number 1. A big feature of hose beasts is that they're damn good at staying under radar. I'd agree, though, that most KB gals are awesome chicks!
Yes well it doesn't help when the *under the radar types* also play the *pity me* card...I'm actually a big softie and brought into this particular ho's bullshit and lies even tried to help her, opened my home to her and stupidly stood up for her publicly a few times - how stupid do I feel :angry:

If YOU happen to read this (YOU know who you are) take all these comments on board and keep the fuck away from me cos as all your bullshit has unravelled over the last few months I am now in a position where I would be hard pressed not to SLAP you if I were to see you in public. GET IT?!

[jrandom]

I would be hard pressed not to SLAP you

Good lord. That would hurt.

[Number One]

Good lord. That would hurt.
You bet I'd make sure it hurt! + you've met both of us - you know I could snap her like a twig

[sinfull]

I wish i was , i wish i was a fly on the wall !!!

[jrandom]

... you know I could snap her like a twig

Yes, I had about that mental picture just now.

:laugh:

[Number One]

Yes, I had about that mental picture just now.

:laugh:
Usually I'm a lover not a fighter but this bitch deserves a good fucking kick in the fanny! I'm pretty sure there are more than a handful of peeps that would be quite happy to hear of it too.

[Mom]

"Mummy, what's a hose beast?"

Dont ask me, I have no idea :innocent:


My husband has posted on here under my login... not that even I've even done many posts....

Encourage him to get his own log on, dont let him use your log on. One person, one log on. When Maha joined the forum I used to watch what was going on over his shoulder. Came a time that I wanted to have a say myself, I logged on as myself. Everybody needs to own their own logon, the couple thing screams insecurity :sunny:


I'd say your detection system is not often faulty Number 1. A big feature of hose beasts is that they're damn good at staying under radar. I'd agree, though, that most KB gals are awesome chicks!


Yeah I agree with that too, most of us are actually ok really. A few just dont get it really :done:

[jrandom]

Usually I'm a lover not a fighter...

I know who my money's on.


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[jrandom]

Everybody needs to own their own logon, the couple thing screams insecurity :sunny:

*quiet chortling occurs at this point*

[Number One]

I know who my money's on.
Well I can actually do both those moves but I'm assuming since I am clearly bigger than the SLAPEE you are comparing me to Valerie and her to the rubber band child.

I won't take that how I might so you won't get a SLAP...this time :oi-grr:

[Number One]

I wish i was , i wish i was a fly on the wall !!!
There won't be jelly, bikinis or paddling pools involved so settle down there Mr :lol:

[Coyote]

I am sure that there must be a site rule somewhere prohibiting this sort of thing.
Is that the "fun is prohibited" rule?

[scumdog]

What, the questions? Or the answers?

You bet!!!:laugh:

[Mom]

Well I can actually do both those moves but I'm assuming since I am clearly bigger than the SLAPEE you are comparing me to Valerie and her to the rubber band child.

I won't take that how I might so you won't get a SLAP...this time :oi-grr:

Valerie??? Shit I have missed something here...

*retires to my corner to pick up my day before going camping glass of wine, and wait to be enlightened*

[Number One]

Valerie??? Shit I have missed something here...

*retires to my corner to pick up my day before going camping glass of wine, and wait to be enlightened*
Wasn't it Valerie Vili - the shot put chick? As for the back story Mom will fill you in on bitches...meet me there :lol:

[Lucy]

- you know I could snap her like a twig


Oh Phew, you aren't talking about me then....

:rockon:

[Number One]

Oh Phew, you aren't talking about me then....
O no sweetheart :sunny: All other Kb chickies I have met have been lovely and good chicks! As I said the chick in question knows. I have her jandals.

[Mom]

I have her jandals.

I have your towel :yes:

Is that the same :2thumbsup

[Number One]

I have your towel :yes:

Is that the same :2thumbsup
No way! I wiped my whole naked body on that thing it's way more prized than jandals :rofl:

[Mom]

No way! I wiped my whole naked body on that thing it's way more prized than jandals :rofl:

I love it when you talk dirty :drool:

[jrandom]

Valerie Vili

Who is totally awesome, I might add. A fine figure of a woman. I should damn well hope you weren't offended at being implicitly compared to an Olympic gold medallist.

:nono:

[Number One]

Who is totally awesome, I might add. A fine figure of a woman. I should damn well hope you weren't offended at being implicitly compared to an Olympic gold medallist.

:nono:
It weren't her medal in that photo that you were comparing me to Mr..it twere their relative sizes thank you very much :lol:

But yes I agree - kudos for the gold medal Val

[Trudes]

Now who's afraid of being snapped like a twig? I would be, geezus!!!