Great Tee Shirt

[Fatt Max]

I was in the Warehouse the other day, saw a Tee Shirt that read:

"I am in shape, round is a shape"

They didnt have it in my size....oh the irony...!

Anyway, whats the best Tee Shirt slogan you've ever seen?.....:lol:

[Maha]

With a heartbeat chart at the top, a flatline bit in the middle then it restarts

The words are ' For a moment there you nearly bored me to death'.

[MSTRS]

Anyway, whats the best Tee Shirt slogan you've ever seen?.....:lol:

I love the one that goes...
You just read this
While I stare at your tits (which is done in small, complex lettering)

[Nagash]

With a heartbeat chart at the top, a flatline bit in the middle then it restarts

The words are ' For a moment there you nearly bored me to death'.


Haha, I have that t-shirt.. though the heartbeat chart is more fancy looking.


I have quite a collection of t-shirts actually, they're fun.

My favourite would be a picture of a little cartoon pinata with the slogan readnig 'I'd Hit That'

[JimO]

a young lady i know who has enormous personalitys wears one ther says " i see you met the twins"

[Big Dave]

George Carlin - c1978

[Big Dave]

With a heartbeat chart at the top,.

Electrocardiogram :lol:

[Maha]

Electrocardiogram :lol:

Educated prick aint cha??? ;)

[Big Dave]

Educated prick aint cha??? ;)

Married to a nurse. :whistle:

[ynot slow]

Got one with "Marriage the only war you get to sleep with the enemy"was a good one to wear at xmas with my father and the ex turned up to it.

[Katman]

Saw one at the Boxing Day races.

'Genius by birth - lazy by nature'.

[ElCoyote]

Anyway, whats the best Tee Shirt slogan you've ever seen?.....:lol:

Save a virgin, do me instead...........probably not appropriate for you even if it was in your size:Oops:

[MIXONE]

My current fav is "Burn the trees to cook the whales"
Gets the greenies and others without a sense of humour going every time!

[Pussy]

I used to have one that had on it:

Honolulu

New York

London

Paris

Rerewhakaaitu

[Maha]

I used to have one that had on it:

Honolulu

New York

London

Paris

Rerewhakaaitu

Where the hell is Honolulu???

[Usarka]

Tshirthell.com has some goodies

Self-repost:
http://www.tshirthell.com/shirts/products/a559/a559_bm.gif

[jaymzw]

Anyway, whats the best Tee Shirt slogan you've ever seen?.....:lol:

I work in a mall so see alot of funny shirts everyday

The one that sticks in my mind as being the funniest is

"last night i molested myself,i said NO!








But i knew i wanted it"

Cracked me up for hours

[Pussy]

Where the hell is Honolulu???

Turn right at Rerewhakaaitu, and go up a bit.... you can't miss it

[Maha]

Turn right at Rerewhakaaitu, and go up a bit.... you can't miss it


Thank god you said right John, turn left and one could end up in the lake...:rolleyes:

[Chooky]

Long time ago I saw a T shirt with Colonel Sanders with his pants round his ankles, chocka up a chook.
The caption said..."best fuc*ing chicken in town"

[Gubb]

These usually get some good reactions walking down the street:

http://www.8ball.co.uk/tshirts/offensivet-shirt-iclubseals_1_106662_black-white-&-red-print_l.jpghttp://www.publicgriefjunkie.co.uk/img/products/gay-sharks.jpg

[tzrmike]

I was in the Warehouse the other day, saw a Tee Shirt that read:

"I am in shape, round is a shape"

They didnt have it in my size....oh the irony...!

Anyway, whats the best Tee Shirt slogan you've ever seen?.....:lol:

I saw one that said "I have the body of a god", with a picture of a fat Buddha underneath...the only size available was "small", WTF?!

[nadroj]

Used to have a few hot rod ones...

Take your rod out & play with it

Injection is nice but I'd rather be blown!

[325rocket]

Injection is nice but I'd rather be blown!

got it! had that one for 10 years and i still wear it haha

[MyGSXF]

Screen printer friend in ChCh used to make one with a pic like this dude.. :ride: & underneath it said..

I'd rather be behind bars"

:Punk:

[Fatjim]

On the back of a T-shirt.

"If you can read this the bitch has fallen off".

[Indiana_Jones]

<img src="http://www.teesforall.com/images/Humor_Wedding_Game_Over_Black_Shirt.jpg">

-Indy

[Swoop]

Spotted one in a shop recently.
Just two hands linked up in a handshake. The slogan over the top was "Say NO to hugs!"

[pete376403]

"if it's got tits or wheels, it's gonna cause trouble"

[wtf?]

If its got tits, wings, wheels or it floats youre best to rent it by the hour.

[TerminalAddict]

one that gets worn at work often

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[Skunk]

one that gets worn at work often

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Too geeky!

[MyGSXF]

"The more I learn about men... the more I like my bike :scooter:"

[Dak]

"would you please tell your tits to stop staring at my eyes"

[mister.koz]

I got one that says:
"if you are reading this shirt then stage 1 of my evil plan is complete"

Saw one a few years ago that said:
"Amateur Gyno"
And another that looked like a snickers bar but it said f#$kers instead :)

[karla]

"Do not Crush"

used to get me hugs every time :blink:

[MSTRS]

Saw one on a well-endowed young lady...said "You never seen twins before?"

[Lias]

Saw one at the Boxing Day races.

'Genius by birth - lazy by nature'.

I own one of those :-)
Also have
"I lack the motivation gene"
"Arrest black babies before they become criminals" (thankyou Tshirt Hell)
"Quality time together" (with a stick figure guy on the computer and a stick figure missus talking to the back of his head"
"Beer goes here"

and a bunch of others I cant thinkof this second. Warehouse tends to sell quite alotof funny ones at a resonable price.

[Bass]

Seen in Taupo more than 20 years ago: -

"My girlfriend can't wrestle but you should see her box"

[NinjaNanna]

2 circles on the front,

inside the first circle reads: "Stop staring at"
second cirlce reads: "My TITS"

Hardly fair really.

and

"If it's fast, floats or fucks - it's cheaper by the hour"

[fliplid]

'We've tried your way,
now we'll f*ck it up mine!"

[ManDownUnder]

...

I couldn't find a decent image of it - but one of my all time favourites from a few years back...

http://www.libreopinion.com/members/decibelios/A.H_European_Tour.JPG

[MAC_HATER]

http://www.8ball.co.uk/tshirts/offensivet-shirt-iclubseals_1_106662_black-white-&-red-print_l.jpg


ive seen one similar to this - except it was "WARRANTY VOID IF SEAL IS BROKEN" with a dude chasing after a seal :P

[Biggles08]

I haven't seen one yet but I had an idea for a T-Shirt based on the 'beached whale' youtube video...it needs to be worn by an attractive girl with large assets ;-)

the video for all those who haven't seen it can be found here (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZdVHZwI8pcA)

the shirt is white....small and tight and reads "I need to get wet ASAP!"

:-) as you can tell a lot of thought has been put into this!

[Lias]

I couldn't find a decent image of it - but one of my all time favourites from a few years back...

http://www.libreopinion.com/members/decibelios/A.H_European_Tour.JPG

One of my friends used to have that shirt.. he literally wore it till it fell apart, then wore it some more. He got into some interesting discussiosn wearing it I tell ya lol.

[ManDownUnder]

One of my friends used to have that shirt.. he literally wore it till it fell apart, then wore it some more. He got into some interesting discussiosn wearing it I tell ya lol.

So did I - funniest thing was wearing it to school on a mufti day and sitting a history exam wearing it - it's too strange to make up. Bloody funny and it helped me with one of the questions (mainly because I knew the t-shirt so well... rather than actually reading it)/

I like the Russia "Cancelled" and England "Cancelled" stamps. A nice touch

[Pussy]

This one holds pride of place in my wardrobe....

[tzrmike]

I haven't seen one yet but I had an idea for a T-Shirt based on the 'beached whale' youtube video...it needs to be worn by an attractive girl with large assets ;-)

the video for all those who haven't seen it can be found here (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZdVHZwI8pcA)

the shirt is white....small and tight and reads "I need to get wet ASAP!"

:-) as you can tell a lot of thought has been put into this!

I have just come back from Oz, some chick-clothing crowd is selling them, I saw them on display and LOL'd, my wife who hasn't seen the video wondered wtf was so funny. Made in China and sold in Oz, weird.

[TerminalAddict]

supre is the shop in ham selling "beached as" tees

[fire eyes]

i want a teeshirt that says "I See Dumb People" ... I saw one a couple of years ago and have been giggling ever since, I thought it was quite cute actually so have been on the look out ever since. :lol:

[MSTRS]

has your VILLAGE
...lost it's IDIOT

[Mr Merde]

A mate in Cardiff had one that read..


"I may not go down in History"

"But I will on your little Sister"


Got him into a lot of trouble.

Supprising the number of people that had a little sister

[Indiana_Jones]

I couldn't find a decent image of it - but one of my all time favourites from a few years back...

http://www.libreopinion.com/members/decibelios/A.H_European_Tour.JPG

I own one of those lol

-Indy

[Bren]

My favorite is my "Bob the Boozer" T shirt...with a pic of a pissed Bob the Builder...I quite often wear it when I go to the pub.

My sis in law got me the shirt that says "Problem...Solved" with a stick figure getting an ear bashing from his missus..then putting an MP3 player on!
Needless to say wife hates it!

[wbks]

Fuck there are some funny shirts in this thread. I like the "ringpiece" one and the white "Adolf Hitler, European tour" one. Where can you get them?

[JATZ]

With a heartbeat chart at the top, a flatline bit in the middle then it restarts

The words are ' For a moment there you nearly bored me to death'.


Ooh Ooh, my daughter got me that one for crissy (sorry, Santa droped it off)

Got one in the drawer that says "dazed and confuzed"
nothing funny about that I hear you say.
but the lettering looks all out of focus, like your eyes are all fuzzy
gets a few comments from passers by

[JATZ]

I couldn't find a decent image of it - but one of my all time favourites from a few years back...

http://www.libreopinion.com/members/decibelios/A.H_European_Tour.JPG


Had one similar when I was a youngster, Grandad (bless his soul) was not as amused as I was

[yungatart]

Mstrs' favourite..
My wife says I never listen to her...Well, at least, I think that's what she says

[Chickadee]

I am the Stig was a favourite I saw in the past couple of months.

Also saw a nice one saying 'I love animals' with lots of stensil outlines of various creatures great and small, underneath in small print 'they taste great'.

Website that we found, some dooseys in there ....
http://www.tshirthell.com/hell.shtml

[gixxer-king]

I have I AM STIG
on back reads, sorry i meant (hick) stuck

[St_Gabriel]

One of the best I have seen was

"One by One
The penguins are stealing my sanity"