Duck Joke

[Fatt Max]

Duck walks into a pub and says

Duck: Got any bread?

Barman: No

Duck: Got any bread?

Barman: No

Duck: Got any bread?

Barman: I said No

Duck: Got any bread?

Barman: Look, for the last time....No...!

Duck: Got any bread?

Barman: Look, you ask me that again and I’ll nail your fucking beak to the bar you annoying little bastard...!!!

Duck: Got any nails?

Barman: Errmmm......No

Duck: Got any bread?

Subtle, eh.....:bleh: