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White trash

9th January 2009, 15:54

yungatart

9th January 2009, 15:57

Not alot of use, but if any sidecar teams injure a swinger (and they undoubtably will) during the North Island Nationals or Paeroa, I've got seventy kg of quick moving mass available.

Wont cost a cent.

Kickaha and Dave have my phone number if required, never further than 6 hours away.

F**k, you musta been eating plenty of pies to put on that much weight since I saw you last.
Good luck with finding a place to swing...

MIXONE

9th January 2009, 16:01

I hope someone takes you up on the offer wt.It's something I always wanted to try but the next thing I swing off will probably be a Zimmerman :(

White trash

9th January 2009, 16:06

I hope someone takes you up on the offer wt.It's something I always wanted to try but the next thing I swing off will probably be a Zimmerman :(
Go to a "Have a go day" mate. Best fun you can have with your pants on.

And YT. You know I'm all solid man. 'Specially for a cutey like you.

Shhhhhhhhh, our little secret.........

sidecar bob

9th January 2009, 16:16

I understand that there is a swinger shortage this season.
I heard yesterday that Pete the Pom needs a passenger, His sidecar is #111.
Im fairly monogomous as a passenger so wont be offering my services, but im sure if you put yourself out there you will certainly get a ride.

Kickaha

9th January 2009, 16:19

Not alot of use, but if any sidecar teams injure a swinger (and they undoubtably will) during the North Island Nationals or Paeroa, I've got seventy kg of quick moving mass available.

Wont cost a cent.

Kickaha and Dave have my phone number if required, never further than 6 hours away.

I sent you a txt about that very thing a week ago you cock and you never replied

Better stock up on those mutton pies

scrivy

9th January 2009, 16:19

Maha

9th January 2009, 16:25

Knock on this door, may have some luck?

http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/group.php?groupid=41

White trash

9th January 2009, 16:30

I sent you a txt about that very thing a week ago you cock and you never replied

Better stock up on those mutton pies
Bet you sent it to my old number you fucken idjit.

scrivy

9th January 2009, 16:35

Bet you sent it to my old number you fucken idjit.

He's an idjit as well as a homo??? :yes:

White trash

9th January 2009, 16:37

He's an idjit as well as a homo??? :yes:
I'm assuming here of course. He does ride with Dave after all........

Shaun

9th January 2009, 17:13

Hmmmmm,
I'm thinking, 2 sidecars, 1 passenger...........
Just need Sidecar Bob to ride one at Paeroa, and all we'd need was 2 more passengers....... :devil2:
Could do with the extra beers.................:devil2::devil2::first:

STOP THE BUS:sunny:

I swing with you oooo rrrrrr

WT swings with BOB:wari:

Buy You are NOT allowed to scare me, and PS, do our current Licenses allow us on the deck

I am serious about this!

White trash

9th January 2009, 17:18

STOP THE BUS:sunny:

I swing with you oooo rrrrrr

WT swings with BOB:wari:

Buy You are NOT allowed to scare me, and PS, do our current Licenses allow us on the deck

I am serious about this!
Standard MNZ licence was my understanding.

I'm not going anywhere near Bob. I hear he's got abnormally long digits......

Kickaha

9th January 2009, 17:28

do our current Licenses allow us on the deck

Yes..........

Dont forget to bring a slab of piss

kiwifruit

9th January 2009, 17:33

You are NOT allowed to scare me

LOL! he wouldn't dream of it :crazy:

scrivy

9th January 2009, 19:40

I'm not going anywhere near Bob. I hear he's got abnormally long digits......

Long digits is the least of ya worries mate...... :lol:
It's the other abnormally long thing you should run the hell away from!!!!:first:

Spyke

9th January 2009, 22:00

what recomended weight range do all the swingers try to be in? just curious.

sidecar bob

9th January 2009, 22:08

For a long bike i would say 50 to 70 kg, for a short bike 70 to 90kg, although ther are a few that fall well outside those guidelines with reasonable results.

trump-lady

9th January 2009, 22:25

what a confusing thread lol

laserracer

9th January 2009, 22:35

HEY what about a really really short bike and 120kg swinger lol...i go good down hill

sidecar bob

9th January 2009, 22:46

what a confusing thread lol

You have never seen a sidecar thread before have you. Sorry, it makes perfect sense to about three percent of us.

trump-lady

9th January 2009, 22:49

You have never seen a sidecar thread before have you. Sorry, it makes perfect sense to about three percent of us.

alcohol will make u think other...thought i was in for a juicy swingers story....
As u say...didnt think bout three percent lol......

Kickaha

9th January 2009, 23:19

HEY what about a really really short bike and 120kg swinger lol...i go good down hill

Pigster was at least 120kg + and the Macefield clowns were a quick crew for what they were riding

sidecar bob

10th January 2009, 14:41

Pigster was at least 120kg + and the Macefield clowns were a quick crew for what they were riding

AT LEAST 120 kg. The pigster outfit was weighed at Puke last year & it was over 500kg (thats heavy folks) ready to race with two wee lads on it.
The figures i mentioned are what i believe to be near enough to spot on.
I am 87kg naked & feel just only heavy enough to do my job properly yet not too heavy to dampen accaleration too much.
Of course the less competitive a team is the less it matters.

Kickaha

10th January 2009, 17:43

For a long bike i would say 50 to 70 kg, for a short bike 70 to 90kg, although ther are a few that fall well outside those guidelines with reasonable results.

I'd say 50kg is still way to light for a long bike, I'd be picking a narrower window 65-70kg

Mostly I think it depends on the style of riding and just how competetive the team is

roadracingoldfart

10th January 2009, 21:44

I am 87kg naked & feel just only heavy enough to do my job properly yet not too heavy to dampen accaleration too much.
.

Ohhhh fuck
I just got a frighteningly mental picture of that , you bastard.:dodge: :(

roadracingoldfart

10th January 2009, 21:45

He's an idjit as well as a homo??? :yes:

Sounds balanced and well rounded to me !!!!!

skidMark

10th January 2009, 22:19

Oh baby, what way u swing? :bleh:

aff-man

10th January 2009, 23:58

hmmm well I weigh in at 67.....
When are these "have a go" days.... sounds like oooodles of fun.

GIXser

11th January 2009, 08:29

Not alot of use, .

should have left it with the first 4 words.....

White trash

11th January 2009, 17:43

should have left it with the first 4 words.....
What's funny, pretty boy, is if I do get a chance to swing, I'll be aiming at going as quick as your lap times.

Imagine a trike, two up, going faster than your Superbike :)

Kickaha

11th January 2009, 18:14

Imagine a trike, two up, going faster than your Superbike :)

Shouldn't be to hard to do, should it?

GIXser

11th January 2009, 19:03

What's funny, pretty boy, is if I do get a chance to swing, I'll be aiming at going as quick as your lap times.

Imagine a trike, two up, going faster than your Superbike :)

impossible,........... cos you'll crash 17 times in the race!!

sidecar bob

11th January 2009, 20:01

What's funny, pretty boy, is if I do get a chance to swing, I'll be aiming at going as quick as your lap times.

Imagine a trike, two up, going faster than your Superbike :)

Kick, Im highly bemused & youre the only guy that knows why.:laugh:

White trash

11th January 2009, 20:28

Kick, Im highly bemused & youre the only guy that knows why.:laugh:
Spill please.

sidecar bob

11th January 2009, 20:54

Spill please.

Your arse sliding up the track & shouting a dozen piss springs to mind.
Actually, if i recall, you did do a race at Puke with pie eating homo. As you were then.

Kickaha

11th January 2009, 21:17

Actually, if i recall, you did do a race at Puke with pie eating homo. As you were then.

You recall incorrectly, not that we would let someone sneak out in the scrub in session or anything:msn-wink:

White trash

11th January 2009, 21:35

Your arse sliding up the track & shouting a dozen piss springs to mind.
Actually, if i recall, you did do a race at Puke with pie eating homo. As you were then.
Think you've got the wrong guy mate.

A lifetime of wanking has ensured I have one fucken excellent grip. The only way Divo was gonna shake me off was turn that bitch upside down.

Storm

11th January 2009, 21:49

A lifetime of wanking has ensured I have one fucken excellent grip.

Two things

1) At least you're honest about it;

2) Haven't you got a hot missus for that sort of thing now?

Spyke

12th January 2009, 15:15

When I'm abit older i really want to try sidecar swinging, mind you not at the speedway I reckon thats even more nuts.

RC1

12th January 2009, 15:33

ive done some speedway sidecar swinging, what a rush :Punk: and would highly recommend it to try ,would love to try on the road to compare the two :Punk:

Colapop

12th January 2009, 15:40

I officially offer my services as a sidecar swinger too! I'm old, I'm slow BUT I'm fat too...

Maybe I should offer myself as an anchor...?

sidecar bob

12th January 2009, 16:24

You recall incorrectly, not that we would let someone sneak out in the scrub in session or anything:msn-wink:

Please explain, or this is going international.

http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php?t=45865&highlight=swingin

White trash

12th January 2009, 17:07

:innocent:
Please explain, or this is going international.

http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php?t=45865&highlight=swingin
Steve, I'm all blinged out but thank you for posting the link, I'd forgotten it even existed. Sitting here with a big shit eating grin on my face remembering the awesome times with Warwick, Jo and the Macefields staying come Nationals time, paying each other out 24/7.

When's the next event and where do I sign.

Ps. That wasn't a race and please I thought all was legal :innocent:

HDTboy

12th January 2009, 18:26

I might consider swinging with Bob if he treats me right

Kickaha

12th January 2009, 18:36

Ps. That wasn't a race and please I thought all was legal :innocent:

Yeah me too
http://www.bike-photos.com/preview.asp?RECORD_INDEX=53&S1=rr&S2=NZR&S3=P07&S4=sc&S5=Scrubin

sidecar bob

12th January 2009, 18:45

Yeah me too
http://www.bike-photos.com/preview.asp?RECORD_INDEX=53&S1=rr&S2=NZR&S3=P07&S4=sc&S5=Scrubin
From the photo website.

It is important to remember that these images are batch process proofs designed for easy viewing on the internet.
They have been heavily compressed in order to assist fast loading

Heavily compressed?? & the pie muncher still looks like lard.

White trash

12th January 2009, 19:38

From the photo website.

It is important to remember that these images are batch process proofs designed for easy viewing on the internet.
They have been heavily compressed in order to assist fast loading

Heavily compressed?? & the pie muncher still looks like lard.
It looks, despite my 70kg of humungus power, his sheer momentum is still trying to lift the drive wheel.......

That's "girth" for ya folks :)