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carver
13th January 2009, 18:52
'whats wrong with this thing" katman remarked.
"you always choose shit bikes" replied DMNTD as he rode off on his pink vespa ET2

it was the annual coro loop, and most of kiwibiker had gathered to show off.

YamahaR64life glanced at DMNTD, as his bald head turned red with envy seeing the Vespa he stated that only a royal enfield 350 would rule the loop, as he spoke, his saddle bags, loaded with curry were rocked by a sudden blast of wind.

Katman had finally got his GSXR1100 streetfigher into life, it glittered with chrome, the bike was complete with '12 bar and crash cage.
Katman proceeded to '12 the bike through the service station sending showers of sparks across the forcourt, much to the dismay of the attendants.
DMNT obesrved this from the takeaway shop, as he sipped on his diet coke.

Finally, the man they had all been waiting for showed up.

quasievil, the man with a menacing presence, the power to make the local pubs go quiet just by removing his helmet, was here
"what the fuck are you poofs doing now" asked quasi
"www...waiting for you" answered yamahaR64life
"ok, lets hit the road" retorted quasi

the carnage loop was about to begin




i wrote this about characters i have met, please do not take it too seriously

TOTO
13th January 2009, 21:30
.... And at that point Carver and Sidewinder showed up and started giving lessons to the lot...


"hey katman , why are you wearing shorts and a t'shirt and an open face helmet" - said Carver

"Dont you know that you will hirt yourself and probably die as a result of a blood loss" - said Sideinder


"I dont care about anything but the wind in my long curly hair, plus I like how I hget a feel when I do the wheelies and stoppies - gives me better ballance..." - said katman


Then skidmark showed up on a tricycle and wanted to go riding on the coro loop but the big boys had already left and SkidMark couldnt catch up as his bike only had two pedals and half a human horse power to move it forward, regardless of having upside down forks...