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Brownbikerbabe
15th January 2009, 05:21
MEN have 2 heads and WOMEN have 4 lips The American Dental Association says semen cuts plaque and tartar by 77%. Suck a dick and save a smile...

If u have sex 365 times a yr and u melted down all da condoms 2 make a tire what would u call it? a fuckin goodyear!

Sex is like playing spades. If u don't have a good partner, u better have a good hand.

Big Bad Wolf told lil red riding hood lift ur top so i can suck ur tits. no, she said while lifting her skirt, eat me like the fuckin book says!

A rooster and a cat were playing by the pool. the cat fell in and the rooster laughed. The cat said, a wet pussy always makes a cock happy!

Girls have unique magic tricks, they get wet without water, bleed without injury, and make boneless things hard.

Send to 10 freaks in 30 mins. or u will have bad sex. You're it! This is the sexy train, if u receive this it means ur fucking sexy if u get it back you're even sexier

I will do better...I'll post it on KB for all the freaks there in NZ...and Voila!!! the best sex for the rest of my life!!!!

Taz
15th January 2009, 07:19
Why do chics always have sex on the brain...... Sometimes I'd just like to talk ya know?....

Blossom
15th January 2009, 07:28
Why do chics always have sex on the brain...... Sometimes I'd just like to talk ya know?....

talk is cheap.

nallac
15th January 2009, 07:35
talk is cheap.

pity sex isn't......

Coyote
15th January 2009, 11:14
pity sex isn't......
The most expensive sex is free sex.

Colapop
15th January 2009, 12:16
No. The most expensive sex is marriage sex - you pay for that forever!

enigma51
15th January 2009, 12:20
No. The most expensive sex is marriage sex - you pay for that forever!

and ever .............

Stirts
15th January 2009, 12:37
No. The most expensive sex is marriage sex - you pay for that forever!

Marrige sex....I didnt think such a thing existed?

MIXONE
15th January 2009, 12:44
Marrige sex....I didnt think such a thing existed?

Only if you are single and rooting a married man/woman!

Stirts
15th January 2009, 12:49
Only if you are single and rooting a married man/woman!

or married and rooting another married man/woman!

nallac
15th January 2009, 13:10
Marrige sex....I didnt think such a thing existed?


Isn't that what Birthdays are for????. special occasion/pity/chore sex

Sully60
15th January 2009, 13:47
Mummy what's this sex thing they're all on about?:confused:

nallac
15th January 2009, 16:15
something i had lots of before marriage...........:bash:

oldrider
15th January 2009, 16:42
Big Bad Wolf told lil red riding hood lift ur top so i can suck ur tits. no, she said while lifting her skirt, eat me like the fuckin book says!

!

I am warming to that "Little Red Riding Hood" . :yes:

Big improvement in "attitude" to the one in my day! :lol: John.

Brownbikerbabe
16th January 2009, 07:49
No. The most expensive sex is marriage sex - you pay for that forever!

And you have to send it to college!

chester
17th January 2009, 14:19
dont let them eat wedding cake, its the start and the end of it.:rolleyes:

FROSTY
18th January 2009, 09:17
Marrige sex....I didnt think such a thing existed?
Um er well yaseee :whistle:

tri boy
18th January 2009, 09:27
Marriage sex is : "passing each other in the door way, and saying FUCK YOU":devil2: